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Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by plaetton: 4:53pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Dahjhi: OK. May almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster(FSM) grant all Nigerians their heartfelt prayers of reaping without sowing, grant them undue advantage over others, let them be the head and not the tail (tough luck for the tail). Protect them from calamities, catastrophies and inequities. Let those things happen in front of them, behind them, but never in their midst. Again, tough luck for those in front and behind. Protect them from those evil winches No, no,...not those poor innocent women and little children, but the big fat, overfed winches, the ones that loot and steal our Commonwealth, thereby stealing our destinies. And last but not the least, help slay all their enemies, especially the imaginary ones. The imaginary ones are the most persistent and difficult to deal with. Lead them all into an easy victory over all imaginary enemies. Ra men. 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by GooseBaba: 4:59pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
plaetton: ..... Ra men all day..!! 1 Like |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by Dahjhi: 5:01pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
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Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by Nobody: 5:06pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
May IFA, baba Agbonmiregun and awon Iya mi Osoronga bless you all. May Ogun Alegbede protect you all from accidents. May your roads be rough, ase. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by Dahjhi: 5:08pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
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Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by GooseBaba: 5:12pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
hifaif: Guy you wan give them heart ache... "may your roads be rough " you think they're capable of understanding that.. And lastly you did not mention god in hebrew format.. Ase all day.... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by AfricanApple(f): 5:12pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
ijn amen in Allah's name amen herald9 |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by GooseBaba: 5:12pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Dahjhi: I no tell you.... |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
GooseBaba: I can't imagine the number of people that would have returned the "curse" back to me in hundred folds and with serious prayers. 3 Likes |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by herald9: 5:25pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by AdamuUcheOla: 5:46pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
plaetton: rAmen my pastafari brethren. May his noodly appendages touch the lives of all Pastafarians. rAmen. For all you unbelievers, all other gods are false; give your life to the FSM; the one true light. "I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization." —Suggestions 1:1 3 Likes |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by GooseBaba: 5:51pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
AdamuUcheOla: Lmao.. .. I also pray to the god meatballs and spaghetti sauce.. Yum yum.. The prayers are always foodfilling.. 2 Likes |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by Dahjhi: 5:58pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Issokah.. Today na today... Hollyb, GbemiOO, Kristina1, Olancelot. Come pray o |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by plaetton: 6:23pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
GooseBaba: Hhhmmm! Have you forgotten that the Meatballs and Spaghetti Sauce are the two other members of the holy trinity? Each is the other, in the other, and compliment the other. 1+1+1= 1, the divine arithmetic. It's also a buy-one- god- get-two-for free. Have you not been reading your scriptures, young lad 4 Likes
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Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by Nobody: 6:29pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
herald9:In Jesus Name I pray(AMEN) herald I have prayed dear....I do silent prayers 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by GooseBaba: 6:41pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
plaetton: Forgive me sire, it must be the goat meat and pepper soup. It always torment me, but i will be steadfast for i know that spaghetti dipped in tomatoes sauce mixed with meatballs will never let my nose run and my eyes watery.. Ra men.. 2 Likes |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by Olancelot(m): 7:03pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Dahjhi: May God bless nairaland and nairalanders dis year... May we nt experience data loss again oo... IJN 1 Like |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by Dahjhi: 7:13pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Olancelot:See priority. Ameeennn |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by daveP(m): 9:08pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Loruko Jesu Add where there should be adding (fast amen response) Subtract where ther should be subtracting Multipllllllly(grits teeth and demostrates 'multiply' with both hands and squeezed eyes) multiply where and when we call on thee Divide territiories and spoils(amen), and booty(amen), and possessions(amen), and lands(amen), and properties anddddddd.... (silence from 'amen' responders) ah! And take us places. Loruko Jesu li a gbadura Gbo adua-Jesu Oluwa wa and let the people of God say...... All: amen (breathes and drops mic) 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
AriDsexy:Amen o. |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by Nobody: 10:51pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
plaetton: Ahhh plaetton!!! Y are u doing this Na... Flying Spaghetti monster .lmao... Plaetton Na wa for u o 1 Like |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by Hollyb(f): 11:08pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Dahjhi:I pray for God's blessing and protection on every nairalander, this year shall be our year of endless testimonies! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by Dahjhi: 12:18am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Hollyb:aaamennnn |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by Dahjhi: 12:19am On Jan 05, 2015 |
daveP:thunderous amen 1 Like |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by Dahjhi: 4:03pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
See people no wan pray.. They ain't proud of their religion .. Thread sucessufully murdered ..... Kudos to those who did and proud of what they believe .... If nah to condemn the president or the aspirants now thread for don long... To pray for the Nation and friends people nor see reason .... SMH |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by cc150615(f): 7:31pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
Jamean:For ur mind? You don't know that before Adam, Jesus was! 2 Likes |
Re: Come In And Bless Nairalanders & Nigeria In The Name Of Whatever You Believe by Dahjhi: 1:00am On Jan 06, 2015 |
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