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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:51pm On Jan 22, 2015
naijaboiy:

Hmm...

Another different dimension in seeking for attention.

Girls sha!
What a man can do, woman can do better.

Bash us and we bash una. angry
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by naijaboiy: 12:54pm On Jan 22, 2015
VickyyB:

What a man can do, woman can do better.

Bash us and we bash una. angry
Wetin concern me
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:00pm On Jan 22, 2015
Buhahahahahaha. Guys with smelly blokoses be like "My rod doesnt smell", "That stuff doesnt smell", "my rod smells like rasberry cream" while their babes cover their noses and gossip with their friends.

#Disgusting#

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:04pm On Jan 22, 2015
Misogynist2014:
As if I care.
Actually,you should care! Since your 'thing' reeks of such a putrid stench,me thinks you need a re-orientation! ASAP cheesy Over to Vicky and Sophy!

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:05pm On Jan 22, 2015
VickyyB:

What a man can do, woman can do better.

Bash us and we bash una. angry

Dnt mind them jare. They can stay online 24/7 bashing ladies but dnt want to be bashed! See as all the dirty dirty guys coming out from their caves are tearing their boxers and shirts because of this wonderful post. This post is the op's service to humanity, to save all men from the oozing stenches of blokoses!!

grin grin grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:10pm On Jan 22, 2015
voltron:


Not all oooh.. i like my gonads licked so i garnish them with raspberry-flavored Vaseline after a shave and wash grin grin

Is that so? I hope your girlfriend can say the same.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:11pm On Jan 22, 2015
dimdim001:


U cld com hv a taste & see for urself wink

Dirty dirty dirty boy!

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:13pm On Jan 22, 2015
Kath5kouture:

Actually,you should care! Since your 'thing' reeks of such a putrid stench,me thinks you need a re-orientation! ASAP cheesy Over to Vicky and Sophy!

All the males in nairaland owe it to you to save them from smelly blokoses even if they wanna live in denial!! Good job! Keep it up!

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:15pm On Jan 22, 2015
naijaboiy:

Wetin concern me
Some guys.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by DeeBoiyy: 1:18pm On Jan 22, 2015
Nneka123:
hahahaha grin, i dey come!
see am. Wetin you dey come find here? undecided

perv! tongue
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by DeeBoiyy: 1:20pm On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


Dnt mind them jare. They can stay online 24/7 bashing ladies but dnt want to be bashed! See as all the dirty dirty guys coming out from their caves are tearing their boxers and shirts because of this wonderful post. This post is the op's service to humanity, to save all men from the oozing stenches of blokoses!!

grin grin grin
just what kinda guys do you have sex with? undecided SMH
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by freethinker01: 1:25pm On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


You are dirty. #spits#
Ooh! Really tell me what I don't know.
In lmfao's voice "I'm dirty and I know it.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by naijaboiy: 1:26pm On Jan 22, 2015
VickyyB:

Some guys.

Ok
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:26pm On Jan 22, 2015
DeeBoiyy:
just what kinda guys do you have sex with? undecided SMH

You dnt have to tear your shirt because of the op if you are really neat. Just accept the message. It wont kill you.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:28pm On Jan 22, 2015
freethinker01:

Ooh! Really tell me what I don't know.
In lmfao's voice "I'm dirty and I know it.

I was right afterall. grin grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by naijaboiy: 1:29pm On Jan 22, 2015
Even those ones wey their pússy dey smell pass rotten fish for ijebu market go still come here dey make noise undecided

*Un follows thread*
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by freethinker01: 1:30pm On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


I was right afterall. grin grin
of course u're I'm so damn sure u'd enjoy it more than u can imagine, why not give it a try. wink
Sophyrocks:


I was right afterall. grin grin
of course u're I'm so damn sure u'd enjoy it more than u can imagine, why not give it a try.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by DeeBoiyy: 1:32pm On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


You dnt have to tear your shirt because of the op if you are really neat. Just accept the message. It wont kill you.
no one is tearing shirts here.

Actually, i've seen up to five comments of yours reiterating the fact that guys have dirty JTs. I just asked a harmless question and you are finding it difficult to give an answer
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:33pm On Jan 22, 2015
freethinker01:
of course u're I'm so damn sure u'd enjoy it more than u can imagine, why not give it a try.

You dnt have to make advances to cover your dirtiness. Accept the Op's service to humanity. grin grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:35pm On Jan 22, 2015
DeeBoiyy:
no one is tearing shirts here.

Actually, i've seen up to five comments of yours reiterating the fact that guys have dirty JTs. I just asked a harmless question and you are finding it difficult to give an answer

You are tearing your shirts and your boxers. Like i said, if you aint dirty you wont be bothered. Allow the dirty ones to be bothered.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by menix(m): 1:35pm On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


Chai! this guy is dirty ooooo.

Where 2 or more dirt meets there is joy..
Can't wait 2 meet u...
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:37pm On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


Is that so? I hope your girlfriend can say the same.

I dive pretty good as well.. that is why it is always good to do a pre-shower together wink
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:38pm On Jan 22, 2015
menix:


Where 2 or more dirt meets there is joy..
Can't wait 2 meet u...

.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:39pm On Jan 22, 2015
voltron:


I dive pretty good as well.. that is why it is always good to do a pre-shower together wink

Cool.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by freethinker01: 1:40pm On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


You dnt have to make advances to cover your dirtiness. Accept the Op's service to humanity. grin grin
in all sincerity, I wouldn't know if it actually smells cus mine doesn't. And tell me, how am I suppose to know if some others have a smelly tin. Only d ladies would know that. I'm straight.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nicepoker(m): 1:42pm On Jan 22, 2015
Nneka123:
hahahaha grin, i dey come!
u wan go confirm ur guy own?
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:45pm On Jan 22, 2015
freethinker01:
in all sincerity, I wouldn't know if it actually smells cus mine doesn't. And tell me, how am I suppose to know if some others have a smelly tin. Only d ladies would know that. I'm straight.

I see.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by freethinker01: 2:15pm On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


I see.
*sacarsm*
Btw I didn't know u were referring to d not clean definition of dirty, :- tot u were referring to one of it's oda meanings in d later part of ma 1st post u quoted. I can't stand it.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by DeeBoiyy: 2:15pm On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


You are tearing your shirts and your boxers. Like i said, if you aint dirty you wont be bothered. Allow the dirty ones to be bothered.
you still have not answered my question miss.
But anyway, i'm sorry you roll with guys with dirty JTs. Cos that's the only way you'll know and be so sure about some guys having dirty JTs.

The Penis does not need protocols in cleaning, a day's bath is enough to keep it at mint temperature. Any guy with a dirty or smelly joystick is extremely dirty and is not worth being called a man.

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