venomous:
Putting condoms in his bag when going to work

I know a few mates who's partners do this. The ladies have come to realise they are married to sharp guys best to make sure they are safe.

Funny thing is some of those guys are least likely to cheat but they flirt rather much.

This OP sha..... you be badt nigga. oya wetin d husband go do ni

I go do no.9 jawe

MzNelly:


It's actually kinna cool, regardless of how weird it sounds.

But wait, you'd want a wife that would be competitng on how many bottles of Gulder she can down faster than you?

not really, going to the beer parlour with him doesn't mean u should compete with him.

DickDastardly:
No long thing..........here goes below

1. Occasionally going to Mama Ngozi's Beer Palour with him.

2. Watching Football games with him no matter how boring they are.

3. Helping him to pick sure games on Nairabet and soccer pools.

4. Opening the door in time for him in time when he partied or clubbed came back late.

5. Understanding with him and giving him breathing space when he says his head is filled!

6. Petting and caring for him when he is inebriated till he comes to!

7. Buying him stuff like lovely ash tray and stupor vomit bucket on his special days!

8. Cutting down on street gossip and nagging.

9. Going out pantless with him and grabbing a quicky @ weird places to blow his mind.


You can add yours

stup!d post!

elantraceey:
Op i disagree with some of your posts .


What's my husband doing in a club ?

and without me for that matter?




Let me give you better points jare .

1. Pillow fights: Not only men can start this women can too

2. Paint his toe and finger nails just for fun.

3. Initiate sex: This sort of give men a feeling that they're wanted but most women don't do it i wonder why.

4. Wash his car: Sounds silly right but it's fun , even though there's someone washing it you can still take it up once in a while


5.Bath him: Remind him of his childhood days, you're now partially his mum remember

No 3 is so on point. I wish my wife can read this 'cos 99.99% of the time, I'm the one that does it.

Deejavuu:


Aawwww cute baby

Borrow me for 2weeks

ur fb username plssssss!

MzNelly:


The baby on your profile pic is soooo cute! Is it yours?

You call someone's baby it

You better apologise to her

Dopefiend:


You call someone's baby [b] it [/]

You better apologise to her

Are you taking drip for his ailment?

MzNelly:


Are you taking drip for his ailment?

Apologise to that cute bundle of joy woman!

MzNelly:


The baby on your profile pic is soooo cute! Is it yours?

Is she an object , is it yours

If you are ready to do all these for your husby then u r planning to marry someoneyou should rebuke, Olohun ya mi ya Omuti o. Only senseless men would expect all these.

#3 and 7 is a no go area.

aanikky:

Is she an object , is it yours

But grammaticaly, she is right. We use "it" for baby that young. That was taught in secondary schools then as we prepared for jamb. You missed it? E be like say na ur type dey use affidavit replace their daura certificates..

@ thread,
Lots of happy people here. Me likey. . Op, your gf/wife na Asian? Na them get the patent for that number 9

Giving him a BJ

NL soon go into exitintion, for d kinda nonsense making d FP

elantraceey:
Op i disagree with some of your posts .


What's my husband doing in a club ?

and without me for that matter?




Let me give you better points jare .

1. Pillow fights: Not only men can start this women can too

2. Paint his toe and finger nails just for fun.

3. Initiate sex: This sort of give men a feeling that they're wanted but most women don't do it i wonder why.

4. Wash his car: Sounds silly right but it's fun , even though there's someone washing it you can still take it up once in a while


5.Bath him: Remind him of his childhood days, you're now partially his mum remember

U've said it all.bt she can add giving him bj twice a day with blue balls.
*Helping him shave down below
*Drive him home when he burns out(tipsy)
*as an Ass-instant, give him d all-in-one mega styles he can't get outside of niche

na wa o wats up wit NLanders n mariage/relatnshp issues nowadays?...we dey learn shaaa...as 4me am oficialy searching...so til i get one...lol

9 seems more like it....

DickDastardly:
No long thing..........here goes below

1. Occasionally going to Mama Ngozi's Beer Palour with him.

2. Watching Football games with him no matter how boring they are.

3. Helping him to pick sure games on Nairabet and soccer pools.

4. Opening the door in time for him in time when he partied or clubbed came back late.

5. Understanding with him and giving him breathing space when he says his head is filled!

6. Petting and caring for him when he is inebriated till he comes to!

7. Buying him stuff like lovely ash tray and stupor vomit bucket on his special days!

8. Cutting down on street gossip and nagging.

9. Going out pantless with him and grabbing a quicky @ weird places to blow his mind.


You can add yours

useless post.

Deejavuu:


Aawwww cute baby

Borrow me for 2weeks

u re funny walahi...

DickDastardly:
No long thing..........here goes below

1. Occasionally going to Mama Ngozi's Beer Palour with him.

2. Watching Football games with him no matter how boring they are.

3. Helping him to pick sure games on Nairabet and soccer pools.

4. Opening the door in time for him in time when he partied or clubbed came back late.

5. Understanding with him and giving him breathing space when he says his head is filled!

6. Petting and caring for him when he is inebriated till he comes to!

7. Buying him stuff like lovely ash tray and stupor vomit bucket on his special days!

8. Cutting down on street gossip and nagging.

9. Going out pantless with him and grabbing a quicky @ weird places to blow his mind.


You can add yours

also,
Playing the lastest NFL, PES or FIFA on console with him.

Go biking with him and his boys...

jaybiz007:
Summary, she should avidly support her hubby in:
Gambling, Drinking, Clubbing and what have you...
#EndTimeThings

clubbing with your wife is the best.
Drinking with her is great.
Gambling? Poker? Both of you can have fun with it...
... But all them things shouldn't be a habit.

Richiy:
That is not the marriage I envision. Buying special buckets and ashtrays? Is he alright?

yes o. If you don't drink nor smoke, how would you understand?

MzNelly:


It's actually kinna cool, regardless of how weird it sounds.

But wait, you'd want a wife that would be competitng on how many bottles of Gulder she can down faster than you?

If you do this with him, you'll give him more reasons to come home immediately after work.

DickDastardly:
No long thing..........here goes below

1. Occasionally going to Mama Ngozi's Beer Palour with him.

2. Watching Football games with him no matter how boring they are.

3. Helping him to pick sure games on Nairabet and soccer pools.

4. Opening the door in time for him in time when he partied or clubbed came back late.

5. Understanding with him and giving him breathing space when he says his head is filled!

6. Petting and caring for him when he is inebriated till he comes to!

7. Buying him stuff like lovely ash tray and stupor vomit bucket on his special days!

8. Cutting down on street gossip and nagging.

9. Going out pantless with him and grabbing a quicky @ weird places to blow his mind.

10. Play video games with him


You can add yours

For all those saying they cannot do such..., bear in mind that
What you don't do, another woman will. When it starts happening, don't complain.

elantraceey:
Op i disagree with some of your posts .


What's my husband doing in a club ?

and without me for that matter?




Let me give you better points jare .

1. Pillow fights: Not only men can start this women can too

2. Paint his toe and finger nails just for fun.

3. Initiate sex: This sort of give men a feeling that they're wanted but most women don't do it i wonder why.

4. Wash his car: Sounds silly right but it's fun , even though there's someone washing it you can still take it up once in a while


5.Bath him: Remind him of his childhood
days, you're now partially his mum remember

Xup elan' check your twitter inbox

These kind of marriages don't last...as 2 irresponsible and worldly people,they wuld bring up touts,thieves and prostitutes.spits on thread and leaves

elantraceey:
Op i disagree with some of your posts .


What's my husband doing in a club ?

and without me for that matter?




Let me give you better points jare .

1. Pillow fights: Not only men can start this women can too

2. Paint his toe and finger nails just for fun.

3. Initiate sex: This sort of give men a feeling that they're wanted but most women don't do it i wonder why.

4. Wash his car: Sounds silly right but it's fun , even though there's someone washing it you can still take it up once in a while


5.Bath him: Remind him of his childhood days, you're now partially his mum remember

If you can do all these, then you are a material even though I wont be hasty to say how many yards!

blaxx:
yes o. If you don't drink nor smoke, how would you understand?

What I meant is that I dont want a husband that would get so drunk that he needs special buckets! Tufiakwa

kingstylo01:
please how did you convert the text in your signature that says "click here" into a link

like this [url=http://ur link] Click Here[/url]

Richiy:


What I meant is that I dont want a husband that would get so drunk that he needs special buckets! Tufiakwa

no na. It won't that far.