tosyne2much:
oooooooh mehnnnn ... So annoying

annoying sef na understatement.

DinhoMVP:


Mr. Alozie of the Political Science Department of Abia State University Uturu Seized my results in Political Economy and Marxism and forced me to carry them over simply because I didn't buy the text books he didn't author but was selling for Prof. Ajah He also dealt with me in my project...I am still waiting for him in future #Nemesis

lols, that the nonsense we see nowadays

Equado:
ilozobhie and his mood swings, he's sent me out of an exam hall before...I despised that man,funny enough,he was my exam officer

Na craze man nah
At times, he could be so friendly, other times an enemy.
BTW, which level you dey?

Uhm...mine happened in my 300 level first semester, it was a borrowed course for we physics students.
Less than an hour into the exam, I had already answered 2 questions out of 4 when one saddist lecturer asked me to stand up, I tried begging him that I didn't have an idea what he told me to stand up for, he then told me the guy behind me was dubbing my work, my eye lit up immediately like how was I supposed to know that!? The saddist lecturer didn't listen, he then started filling up malpractice form for me, sharply I submitted my work like that. When the result was out I had an 'E'.Till today I no dey greet the so called lecturer.

DuchessLily:

Nope! God 4bid! Dàt pig.
He was caught trouser and boxer down in his office with anoda girl, he was suspended, so he wasn't d one who marked and scored my exams. And it was my final exams oooo.. He disturb me and threatened dat I won't graduate if I don't accept, I went home, told my mum, we prayed abt it. And my mum was planning to come to sch with me to beg him, but we were told of d good news ... From suspension to sack

thou art worthy Lord.....continue the song

samuelson06:


Na craze man nah
At times, he could be so friendly, other times an enemy.
BTW, which level you dey?

true,he mood swings like a woman,anyways I graduated last year#applied geophysics

nnamdiosu:


thou art worthy Lord.....continue the song

.....to be glorified
Or ......to be praised and adored

sorry..... I don't know if I know dis ur song oooo hahahaha

Tokunbohkinibig:
I was caught with a piece of paper in a multi purpose hall by an uninvited Lecturer/invigilator who was just passing by; he saw me through the Window. He walked into the Hall and asked me to stand up but refused, he said all sorts with other Lecturers screaming and threatening to ensure i remain in that School but stood my ground, i refused to move. See levels!!!! See babes!!!! One of d finest on campus getting caught!!! Mistakenly or stupidly, one of the Lecturers held my hand to drag me off and what happened after that ll never be forgotten in the history of that School. F[b]unny enough, I wasn't carrying anything, it was just a piece of paper but with implicative Infos on it.
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Finally, I think it was a guidance and counselling lecturer who eventually bring the war/chaos under control and how she was able to convince me to stop remains a mystery to me till date. I guess she was able to achieve that cos she approached the ongoing war like my supporter and a friend.......

Came back to do that course again.

Always a gentle guy but that day changed that perspective among my coursemates.

Abeg where our lawyers make dem come explain this one for court.

nnamdiosu:


thou art worthy Lord.....continue the song

.....to be glorified
Or ......to be praised and adored

sorry..... I don't know if I know dis ur song oooo hahahahahahahaha

The one I know is - thou art worthy oh Lord, to receive glory, honour and all power ........etc


As I no see "oh" for ur song ..

babyosisi:
Went to get the grades for our GS103 term paper,the stupid PG student who had been looking at me somehow asked me to wait,he couldn't find mine.
I stood until he attended to everyone then reached in and pulled out mine and it was a C
I was almost in tears and asked him what I did wrong to earn me a C
Then the man said " well you have been doing shakara but if I see you in the PG hostel tonight,that your C will turn to A"
I started begging him and he repeated his lines and I walked away.

The next term I was now in UNEC and came to UNN main campus for something and sighted Mr Onwuka
Chei
I walked up alongside him and abused him to my hearts desire,he was trying to get away I followed calling him short engine,ugly baboon
When we reached around the chapel of redemption,I told him I wished the crucifix up the steeple could come down and land on him and pin him to the ground,he hurriedly entered an office in the area.i felt much better after that

Chapel of Redemption for UNN hmm? Where is it situated

DuchessLily:

.....to be glorified
Or ......to be praised and adored

sorry..... I don't know if I know dis ur song oooo hahahahahahahaha

The one I know is - thou art worthy oh Lord, to receive glory, honour and all power ........etc


As I no see "oh" for ur song ..

haaahaa. my dear you r in the spirit o. it is the song. continue ........ who is like unto thee ........

jossy1luv:
We were about starting exams during my 200l, was busy gisting with my friend, mr obi okonkwo a.k.a O.O (baddest lect in the dept) walked in and told me to stand on top of the desk for a whole 20mins (omo c disgrace for multi-purpose hall)....had to comply instantly cos begging him is increasing ur punishment. A class of over 300.....very embarrassing
Great nacoss....Unizik04

Great

Polyflexzy:



hahahahahaha. Buh assignments dey o.

my brother you need to see where chronic Igbo guys and babes were busy biting tongue in the name of phonetics and yet the assignment was not even useful

Equado:
true,he mood swings like a woman,anyways I graduated last year#applied geophysics

Shoo. Me sef nah #ECT

samuelson06:


Shoo. Me sef nah #ECT

correct!!!

Daninya11:

If you want to lodge a complain , you will be told that even the minister of education cannot help you..
Lolxxx

Lol.... na true sef

University: Covenant University, Ota...
Course: GEC 410 (probability & Statistics)
Lecturer: Mr. Oghonyon...

I was retaking the 400level course in 500Level when the lecturer ensured every final yr student taking d course failed. After he made us attend his course and take notes, he still went ahead to fail final year carryover students. He had threatened we weren't gonna pass his course. We eventually complained to his department b4 another lecturer was assigned to takeover the course the following semester I had an A.

Fast forward 2yrs later, after graduation and i'm already working. I saw d lecturer and his family came shopping in a mall and I ensured he saw me and tried to greet me b4 I dissed him. I jst remembered 2yrs bk and it cracked me up.

Lessons learnt perfectly. Just a freesher Unical yet to resume but with all had read so far, no lecturer will stand in my way to the top. Nice thread thumps up to the creator, is been lovely. You all made my day. Steady laughing oh

ERCROSS:


**Catches him as he fall**...
U be my person naa, I no fit watch make u take laugh kill urself...

Make we share d laugh naa...




Paddy mi...hw far naa

where u go all this while ?

SHOPPERS:
Physics lecturers are sadists.... Agree?

Mehn ashe you also know this!!!

nnamdiosu:


haaahaa. my dear you r in the spirit o. it is the song. continue ........ who is like unto thee ........

.......ooooohh Lord, who is like unto thee... Ooooohhh Lord, among the gods, who is like thee
Glorious in holiness, fearful in praises, always doing wonders.....Hallelujah..

Yes ooo God is always doing wonders in my life

Hahaha....bro well done eeehh.... Dey put me 4 work u hear....lol

tosyne2much:
where u go all this while ?

Baba , na skool tinz ooo.
I dey login but I no dey comment ni...
Kudos to u jare... Mr popularjingo

DuchessLily:

.......ooooohh Lord, who is like unto thee... Ooooohhh Lord, among the gods, who is like thee
Glorious in holiness, fearful in praises, always doing wonders.....Hallelujah..

Yes ooo God is always doing wonders in my life

Hahaha....bro well done eeehh.... Dey put me 4 work u hear....lol

haaahaaaa. but at least na good work na. or u prefer the other work way the evil lecturer won put you before? Oya last special song. ........praising the lord, always . praising the Lord , alwayssss. * passes the mic to duchesslily to continue*

nnamdiosu:


haaahaaaa. but at least na good work na. or u prefer the other work way the evil lecturer won put you before? Oya last special song. ........praising the lord, always . praising the Lord , alwayssss. * passes the mic to duchesslily to continue*

God 4bid lecturer work. Dey can't see me again ooo.. I don jump dem pass since nau.


Yes oo......*singing continues* praising the Lord...with all my heart, praising d Lord with all my heart always... Hallelujah my Lord is good....my Lord is good (2ce) He's good to me

you no well
i couldn't approach a lecturer cause they are all the same,though i did but all i heard was go and beg him till i approached the sub dean who was my last bus stop.....and no strings were attached
I found favor in the sight of God

1stola:

So n'a subdean level u dey do abi?
I troway prik for you o.
So now, which market u dey?

ERCROSS:


Baba , na skool tinz ooo.
I dey login but I no dey comment ni...
Kudos to u jare... Mr popularjingo

hahahahahaha... Weldone baba

pinkhill:
you no well
i couldn't approach a lecturer cause they are all the same,though i did but all i heard was go and beg him till i approached the sub dean who was my last bus stop.....and no strings were attached
I found favor in the sight of God

Can you imagine What you are saying? That all lecturers are the same. Smh for you.
I'm a lecturer and I know my boundaries.
BTW, are you sure no strings were attached?

pinkhill:
you no well
i couldn't approach a lecturer cause they are all the same,though i did but all i heard was go and beg him till i approached the sub dean who was my last bus stop.....and no strings were attached
I found favor in the sight of God

no...i mean the ones i would approach in my dept

1stola:

Can you imagine What you are saying? That all lecturers are the same. Smh for you.
I'm a lecturer and I know my boundaries.
BTW, are you sure no strings were attached?

why would i ....i still gave it as a testimony

Eberex:

pinkhill:
no...i mean the ones i would approach in my dept

Ok.
We are responsible in unilag o

1stola:

Ok.
We are responsible in unilag o

respon....what? iffa hear