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Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by kennyok(m): 3:47pm On Feb 24, 2015
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1. It makes some people religious = by saying:-
Oh my God, Yes Lord.
2. It gives some people their first musical
lessons = mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo,
asssshhh,annnnnnnh.
3. Makes some people natural coaches = fast,
fasterrrr!!!, yeah keep doing it,ure good.
4. Makes some people announce their own
obituary = U are killing me, I'm dead, I'm dead,
I'm finished, u will kil me ooo.
5. Makes some ladies become terrorists =
Destroy it!, Don't have any mercy, Just tear
it,beat it up, Let me feel it.
6. Others become respectful = Daddy I love
you,I promise, okay, yes I will do anything for
you.
7. Makes some people become loyal = Love U
endlessly,... U own my life,... am Urs forever,...
U are my world.
8. Turns some ladies to beggars = yeah Please
don't stop,... continue please ,... give it to me...
Please do it again.
9. Some speak in tongues: mamamama
hahalahalahalaaaa aaajoooooo haaahaaa
10. Some start speaking their dialects: aiwa
shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba!...shumb
a kani punnany...do mi pa! Fa obo mi ya! Beeni!
(=|
Where do u belong?

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Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by chipatra: 3:54pm On Feb 24, 2015
3 & 5

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Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by Nobody: 4:00pm On Feb 24, 2015
chipatra:
3 & 5
on ur own oo
Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by suyamasta(m): 4:05pm On Feb 24, 2015
number 10 lollllzz
Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by 360command: 4:59pm On Feb 24, 2015
kennyok:
>>
1. It makes some people religious = by saying:-
Oh my God, Yes Lord.
2. It gives some people their first musical
lessons = mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo,
asssshhh,annnnnnnh.
3. Makes some people natural coaches = fast,
fasterrrr!!!, yeah keep doing it,ure good.
4. Makes some people announce their own
obituary = U are killing me, I'm dead, I'm dead,
I'm finished, u will kil me ooo.
5. Makes some ladies become terrorists =
Destroy it!, Don't have any mercy, Just tear
it,beat it up, Let me feel it.
6. Others become respectful = Daddy I love
you,I promise, okay, yes I will do anything for
you.
7. Makes some people become loyal = Love U
endlessly,... U own my life,... am Urs forever,...
U are my world.
8. Turns some ladies to beggars = yeah Please
don't stop,... continue please ,... give it to me...
Please do it again.
9. Some speak in tongues: mamamama
hahalahalahalaaaa aaajoooooo haaahaaa
10. Some start speaking their dialects: aiwa
shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba!...shumb
a kani punnany...do mi pa! Fa obo mi ya! Beeni!
(=|
Where do u belong?
nice write up.
Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by Nobody: 5:11pm On Feb 24, 2015
Lolz... No 7 grin
Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by LewisO: 5:11pm On Feb 24, 2015
Really? undecided
Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by Sarimah(f): 5:16pm On Feb 24, 2015
grin grin grin

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Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by anigbajumo(m): 5:27pm On Feb 24, 2015
Na dat no 4 I always like 2hear coz dat s wen I salute mai self...
Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by obiZEAL(m): 5:30pm On Feb 24, 2015
kennyok:
>>
1. It makes some people religious = by saying:-
Oh my God, Yes Lord.
2. It gives some people their first musical
lessons = mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo,
asssshhh,annnnnnnh.
3. Makes some people natural coaches = fast,
fasterrrr!!!, yeah keep doing it,ure good.
4. Makes some people announce their own
obituary = U are killing me, I'm dead, I'm dead,
I'm finished, u will kil me ooo.
5. Makes some ladies become terrorists =
Destroy it!, Don't have any mercy, Just tear
it,beat it up, Let me feel it.
6. Others become respectful = Daddy I love
you,I promise, okay, yes I will do anything for
you.
7. Makes some people become loyal = Love U
endlessly,... U own my life,... am Urs forever,...
U are my world.
8. Turns some ladies to beggars = yeah Please
don't stop,... continue please ,... give it to me...
Please do it again.
9. Some speak in tongues: mamamama
hahalahalahalaaaa aaajoooooo haaahaaa
10. Some start speaking their dialects: aiwa
shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba!...shumb
a kani punnany...do mi pa! Fa obo mi ya! Beeni!
(=|
Where do u belong?
11. Makes some people become violent: them fit use finger design ur skin.
Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by Aikon: 5:33pm On Feb 24, 2015
kennyok:
>>
1. It makes some people religious = by saying:-
Oh my God, Yes Lord.

2. It gives some people their first musical
lessons = mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo,
asssshhh,annnnnnnh.

FFK can testify

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Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by auntymi(f): 5:59pm On Feb 24, 2015
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by Drilz(f): 6:08pm On Feb 24, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin na so so so so laf I dey do rit now belle dey pain me sef grin grin grin grin hehehee I don die oooo
Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by Nobody: 6:29pm On Feb 24, 2015
aiwa
shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba!...shumb
a kani punnany...do mi pa! Fa obo mi ya! Beeni!

grin grin *dies*
Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by slimzypink(f): 6:31pm On Feb 24, 2015
never had sex anyways
Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by chipatra: 6:35pm On Feb 24, 2015
Ipledge:
on ur own oo
b4 nko
Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by Aikon: 7:20pm On Feb 24, 2015
slimzypink:
never had sex anyways
Indeed
Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by Nobody: 7:56pm On Feb 24, 2015
slimzypink:
never had sex anyways

Keep calm young lady...iBet ma 100k on it,that you lying¿
Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by slimzypink(f): 8:02pm On Feb 24, 2015
sauceny:


Keep calm young lady...iBet ma 100k on it,that you lying¿

keep calm young man... it changes nothing if u believe or not...not my probs. bye angry
Re: Things Sex Can Do::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:07pm On Feb 24, 2015
slimzypink:


keep calm young man... it changes nothing if u believe or not...not my probs. bye angry

If you like you vex,provoke or anger....Am certain with what am saying tongue

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