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How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by bunmioguns(m): 10:13am On Feb 28, 2015
If you are planning to touch your newly married wife on your wedding night and she told you that she is on her period


How would you react as a man?

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by buygala(m): 10:16am On Feb 28, 2015
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 sad

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Nobody: 10:17am On Feb 28, 2015
No problem.

Shebi the period dey end? grin

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Nobody: 10:21am On Feb 28, 2015
Na wah ooo guys and this thing called X ,no be food ooh
Menstruation is a normal physiology of a woman and if it so happened that comes on her wedding day/night ,she can't help it.......


But if u aren't tired from all the stress of the day and as they say Konji nah bastard.....do it and get all messy....

I just wonder how you will enjoy it with all the fluid and all
Hian!!!

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by iamodenigbo1(m): 10:22am On Feb 28, 2015
everything is a problem here In nairaland

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Tallesty1(m): 10:24am On Feb 28, 2015
I will go to a corner and cry my eyes out.sad

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Nobody: 10:26am On Feb 28, 2015
Tallesty1:
I will go to a corner and cry my eyes out.sad

Lol ur so funny but why na?

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by menix(m): 10:26am On Feb 28, 2015
Shoo!! nah water fall wey no dey stop?

Free her nd promise to combine d conji actions wen it stopz flowing.

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Lagusta(m): 10:30am On Feb 28, 2015
That must not happen......

That period must vammooossseee!!!!!

Something I have been waiting for all my life, one silly period go wan spoil my show.....

My God shall bend the destiny of that period!!!!

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by MissSlimbody(f): 10:36am On Feb 28, 2015
Tallesty1:
I will go to a corner and cry my eyes out.sad


You? Cry?

You get tears for eyes @all?

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by xynerise: 10:41am On Feb 28, 2015
Its just a 4 day thing. Both of us will be grounded for 1 week

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by bunmioguns(m): 10:56am On Feb 28, 2015
buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin


But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided



undecided

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by multikolour(m): 10:57am On Feb 28, 2015
why can't I be patient, I have her all to my self after her period, so what's the big deal there. time will come when she will open her legs for you and you will be running , so be patient for at least 4 days or week.

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by ronald4lif(m): 11:00am On Feb 28, 2015
I see no problem here, maximum wait is 5days no be so. We can be exploring other sexual fantasies till it's all over then we begin the real deal.

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by jacabi(m): 11:18am On Feb 28, 2015
I would want her to be comfortable on the wedding day, therefore, we won't choose a date that is so close to the time she used to pay her monthly due. So, it's likely she won't be paying her monthly due on the first night.

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Tymax(m): 11:19am On Feb 28, 2015
That's wickedness. Shey she no fit calculate her sontin before we fix wedding date? Why why why? angry God help you if that's the first day.

Well, ladies, shebi you can you calculate the days in advance?
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by zyzxx(m): 11:29am On Feb 28, 2015
nothing
But we may not sleep in d same rum dat night

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Sarimah(f): 11:50am On Feb 28, 2015
Tallesty1:
I will go to a corner and cry my eyes out.sad
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Sarimah(f): 11:50am On Feb 28, 2015
Tallesty1:
I will go to a corner and cry my eyes out.sad
lol
I pray ooo grin

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Tallesty1(m): 11:57am On Feb 28, 2015
Sarimah:
lol
I pray ooo grin
You pray?


You sef!.


Well such can't happen sha because I go sidon carry my pen and paper calculate when she dey see am and when she no dey see am b4 I go fix the dategrin

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Tallesty1(m): 11:58am On Feb 28, 2015
MissSlimbody:


You? Cry?

You get tears for eyes @all?
What do you want me to tell the op?
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Sarimah(f): 11:59am On Feb 28, 2015
Tallesty1:
You pray?


You sef!.


Well such can't happen sha because I go sidon carry my pen and paper calculate when she dey see am and when she no dey see am b4 I go fix the dategrin
hehehehe

u no wan hear story that touches the heart grin
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by jnrbayano(m): 12:00pm On Feb 28, 2015
Why will this give me headache to answer? This in fact will be the first test of my mettle as a man in my marriage.

I will ask her when the period started flowing and when it will stop. After that, I will have a very cold bath and will start to play with her.

My people say, "aguu nwere nchekwube adiro egbu egbu" translated to, "when there's hope of food, hunger doesn't kill"

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Tallesty1(m): 12:01pm On Feb 28, 2015
Sarimah:
hehehehe

u no wan hear story that touches the heart grin
yes nah.



Else nah to go wash am.sad
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by bettsielaugh: 12:03pm On Feb 28, 2015
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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by MissSlimbody(f): 12:07pm On Feb 28, 2015
Tallesty1:
What do you want me to tell the op?


That you'll patiently wait tongue

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by MissSlimbody(f): 12:11pm On Feb 28, 2015
Tallesty1:
You pray?


You sef!.


Well such can't happen sha because I go sidon carry my pen and paper calculate when she dey see am and when she no dey see am b4 I go fix the dategrin


Sometimes, the calculation fails.

It can either come earlier than the expected date or later.

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by iamrealdeji(m): 12:22pm On Feb 28, 2015
buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin


But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided
Lol,omo ale,i'm sure you've had numerous imaginations about your first night

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Oyinlomoa(m): 12:37pm On Feb 28, 2015
grin
buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin


But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided
buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin


But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided
buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin


But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided
badt guy
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by njuwo(m): 12:50pm On Feb 28, 2015
This matter no concern me, see wetin dey bother me, since morning only one like, na wa, na wa for this like business, na like this i go dey dey, make una help una boy gain more likes, children school fees dey ground to pay.

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Sarimah(f): 12:54pm On Feb 28, 2015
Tallesty1:
yes nah.



Else nah to go wash am.sad
wash keh?

na u go tire cheesy

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