Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,909 members, 7,956,419 topics. Date: Monday, 23 September 2024 at 11:38 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Family / How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This (54470 Views)
My Newly Married Wife Is A Lesbian...#i Need Your Advices / What Is The Best Thing To Do When Your Newly Married Wife Says No To You On Bed? (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (Reply) (Go Down)
How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by bunmioguns(m): 10:13am On Feb 28, 2015 |
If you are planning to touch your newly married wife on your wedding night and she told you that she is on her period How would you react as a man? 2 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by buygala(m): 10:16am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Well........ Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something ... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 412 Likes 42 Shares |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Nobody: 10:17am On Feb 28, 2015 |
No problem. Shebi the period dey end? 96 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Nobody: 10:21am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Na wah ooo guys and this thing called X ,no be food ooh Menstruation is a normal physiology of a woman and if it so happened that comes on her wedding day/night ,she can't help it....... But if u aren't tired from all the stress of the day and as they say Konji nah bastard.....do it and get all messy.... I just wonder how you will enjoy it with all the fluid and all Hian!!! 43 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by iamodenigbo1(m): 10:22am On Feb 28, 2015 |
everything is a problem here In nairaland 121 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Tallesty1(m): 10:24am On Feb 28, 2015 |
I will go to a corner and cry my eyes out. 36 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Nobody: 10:26am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Tallesty1: Lol ur so funny but why na? 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by menix(m): 10:26am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Shoo!! nah water fall wey no dey stop? Free her nd promise to combine d conji actions wen it stopz flowing. 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Lagusta(m): 10:30am On Feb 28, 2015 |
That must not happen...... That period must vammooossseee!!!!! Something I have been waiting for all my life, one silly period go wan spoil my show..... My God shall bend the destiny of that period!!!! 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by MissSlimbody(f): 10:36am On Feb 28, 2015 |
5 Likes |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by xynerise: 10:41am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Its just a 4 day thing. Both of us will be grounded for 1 week 1 Like 3 Shares |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by bunmioguns(m): 10:56am On Feb 28, 2015 |
buygala: 3 Likes |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by multikolour(m): 10:57am On Feb 28, 2015 |
why can't I be patient, I have her all to my self after her period, so what's the big deal there. time will come when she will open her legs for you and you will be running , so be patient for at least 4 days or week. 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by ronald4lif(m): 11:00am On Feb 28, 2015 |
I see no problem here, maximum wait is 5days no be so. We can be exploring other sexual fantasies till it's all over then we begin the real deal. 6 Likes |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by jacabi(m): 11:18am On Feb 28, 2015 |
I would want her to be comfortable on the wedding day, therefore, we won't choose a date that is so close to the time she used to pay her monthly due. So, it's likely she won't be paying her monthly due on the first night. 18 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Tymax(m): 11:19am On Feb 28, 2015 |
That's wickedness. Shey she no fit calculate her sontin before we fix wedding date? Why why why? God help you if that's the first day. Well, ladies, shebi you can you calculate the days in advance? |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by zyzxx(m): 11:29am On Feb 28, 2015 |
nothing But we may not sleep in d same rum dat night 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Sarimah(f): 11:50am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Tallesty1: |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Sarimah(f): 11:50am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Tallesty1:lol I pray ooo 2 Likes |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Tallesty1(m): 11:57am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Sarimah:You pray? You sef!. Well such can't happen sha because I go sidon carry my pen and paper calculate when she dey see am and when she no dey see am b4 I go fix the date 7 Likes |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Tallesty1(m): 11:58am On Feb 28, 2015 |
MissSlimbody:What do you want me to tell the op? |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Sarimah(f): 11:59am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Tallesty1:hehehehe u no wan hear story that touches the heart |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by jnrbayano(m): 12:00pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Why will this give me headache to answer? This in fact will be the first test of my mettle as a man in my marriage. I will ask her when the period started flowing and when it will stop. After that, I will have a very cold bath and will start to play with her. My people say, "aguu nwere nchekwube adiro egbu egbu" translated to, "when there's hope of food, hunger doesn't kill" 31 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Tallesty1(m): 12:01pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by bettsielaugh: 12:03pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
I'm making $86 an hour working from home. I was shocked when my neighbour told me she was averaging $95 but I see how it works now. I feel so much freedom now that I'm my own boss. This is what I do, www.jobspase.com TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by MissSlimbody(f): 12:07pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by MissSlimbody(f): 12:11pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Tallesty1: Sometimes, the calculation fails. It can either come earlier than the expected date or later. 2 Likes |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by iamrealdeji(m): 12:22pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
buygala:Lol,omo ale,i'm sure you've had numerous imaginations about your first night 1 Like |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Oyinlomoa(m): 12:37pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
buygala: buygala: buygala:badt guy |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by njuwo(m): 12:50pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
This matter no concern me, see wetin dey bother me, since morning only one like, na wa, na wa for this like business, na like this i go dey dey, make una help una boy gain more likes, children school fees dey ground to pay. 17 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Sarimah(f): 12:54pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (Reply)
My Wife Saved A Male Number With A Female Name / Twin Brothers Celebrate Their 80th Birthday (pictures) / Nairalander And His Family Travelling To The UK For The First Time.
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 47 |