Eruditor:


Awwwww. Let me tell you how non-desperate I am: I already have my 2 Text messages seating executive in one of my phones. I can afford to stay ahome for 4.5 more years and I'd still not have exceeded NNPCs age limit. I have an AC with NLNG coming up sometime after the elections. On the 12th of February, my friends had to beg me to attend an interview with a company that attached 'Petroleum' to their nomenclature. So prattle on and humor yourself and a few other "false-hope seekers".

Can I indulge you on my definition of a desperado? Someone who is 31, throwing tantrums like he is 14, asking if Business Admin candidates have received Texts, When that fails (because many did receive) he changes his askometer to 'those from Kogi' and later to those who wrote in Port-Harcourt as he keeps running from Pillar to Post looking for a new criteria to keep his false dreams alive.

I wish I could console you but I can't. This is the real world. Alice in wonderland started in Walt Disney's mind and ended on TV. If you understood my last statement, you'd have received an sms on the 18th of February.

#MakeofThatWhatYouWillOldFool

Bro! I think you don't have to abuse him, 'old fool' is a little bit invective, I would rather advice we all keep praying, in the end it doesn't matter which side of the coin faces up! Pls lets make our country great again by staying calm as we wait.

Nite ppl..

Eruditor:


Awwwww. Let me tell you how non-desperate I am: I already have my 2 Text messages seating executive in one of my phones. I can afford to stay ahome for 4.5 more years and I'd still not have exceeded NNPCs age limit. I have an AC with NLNG coming up sometime after the elections. On the 12th of February, my friends had to beg me to attend an interview with a company that attached 'Petroleum' to their nomenclature. So prattle on and humor yourself and a few other "false-hope seekers".

Can I indulge you on my definition of a desperado? Someone who is 31, throwing tantrums like he is 14, asking if Business Admin candidates have received Texts, When that fails (because many did receive) he changes his askometer to 'those from Kogi' and later to those who wrote in Port-Harcourt as he keeps running from Pillar to Post looking for a new criteria to keep his false dreams alive.

I wish I could console you but I can't. This is the real world. Alice in wonderland started in Walt Disney's mind and ended on TV. If you understood my last statement, you'd have received an sms on the 18th of February.

#MakeofThatWhatYouWillOldFool

Wahahah. Easy. U need to understand the position of those yet to receive any notification. It's not really a fun position to be in. Its nerve wrecking and frustrating. I think we all have a right to tell ourselves whatever makes us sleep easier and get thru the day. I'm sure u do this as well in some way. Maybe thru optimism, hope, prayer or whatever form but I bet ur guilty of this too. It is what makes the difference between the man who commits suicide and the one that hangs on even though life is rough and tough. If u have the gift of words, use it to build and heal in this short time we have here on earth. Also I know u didn't start all this but I'm just saying

Sometimes silence is golden - emotional intelligence.

Eruditor:


Awwwww. Let me tell you how non-desperate I am: I already have my 2 Text messages seating executive in one of my phones. I can afford to stay ahome for 4.5 more years and I'd still not have exceeded NNPCs age limit. I have an AC with NLNG coming up sometime after the elections. On the 12th of February, my friends had to beg me to attend an interview with a company that attached 'Petroleum' to their nomenclature. So prattle on and humor yourself and a few other "false-hope seekers".

Can I indulge you on my definition of a desperado? Someone who is 31, throwing tantrums like he is 14, asking if Business Admin candidates have received Texts, When that fails (because many did receive) he changes his askometer to 'those from Kogi' and later to those who wrote in Port-Harcourt as he keeps running from Pillar to Post looking for a new criteria to keep his false dreams alive.

I wish I could console you but I can't. This is the real world. Alice in wonderland started in Walt Disney's mind and ended on TV. If you understood my last statement, you'd have received an sms on the 18th of February.

#MakeofThatWhatYouWillOldFool

Eru wetin be your name sef? Abeg no make me laugh my tongue out. My arguments are issue based as you can see. Am not involved in unholy vendetta so I will not respond with derogatory statements. And that is what I call maturity, which is way beyond your reach bro. But honestly I expected you to tell me you work for NLGN and not you have their AC to write after elections. That you work for a company with petroleum attached to its nomenclature, and not you were begged to attend its interview. You see, a man of substance does not wear a gold clothe but when you move close to him you will see that he is made up of gold. We have silent but great achievers in this forum who you would envy when you meet them in person. Some are here for job security, some to compare job prospects, and others for different reasons and not mouthing they are in different recruitment exercises.
To gullibly fell for and swallowed someone's nairaland's registered age, which the REAL will ever be a mystery to you, as REAL AGE is like deceiving yourself that you were christined Eruditor(a mere pseudo-name), huh? Now who is a fool? Logic didn't tell you that since Eruditor is NOT your real name, 31 years may not be my real age. I think you should know better. Appearance is not always the reality. Things are not always what they seem like so STOP over blowing your trumpet on a public forum so that your case will not like....? Concentrate on your interview while you expect the next SURPRISE(S) from PCL/NNPC, and remember the race is not to the swift but who God has favoured. I am sure you didnt expect that by now you would still be waiting for interview invite when you got the first sms, huh? That is the irony of life you failed to realise mybro. So STOP PRE-EMPTING & HOLDING BRIEF for them while we all wait patiently for the next big deal(+ve/-ve). I wish you and every other persons goodluck.
#AllowPCL/NNPCtoDecide
Take it or leave it, am done with you!

Eruditor:


Awwwww. Let me tell you how non-desperate I am: I already have my 2 Text messages seating executive in one of my phones. I can afford to stay ahome for 4.5 more years and I'd still not have exceeded NNPCs age limit. I have an AC with NLNG coming up sometime after the elections. On the 12th of February, my friends had to beg me to attend an interview with a company that attached 'Petroleum' to their nomenclature. So prattle on and humor yourself and a few other "false-hope seekers".

Can I indulge you on my definition of a desperado? Someone who is 31, throwing tantrums like he is 14, asking if Business Admin candidates have received Texts, When that fails (because many did receive) he changes his askometer to 'those from Kogi' and later to those who wrote in Port-Harcourt as he keeps running from Pillar to Post looking for a new criteria to keep his false dreams alive.

I wish I could console you but I can't. This is the real world. Alice in wonderland started in Walt Disney's mind and ended on TV. If you understood my last statement, you'd have received an sms on the 18th of February.

#MakeofThatWhatYouWillOldFool

Dude, I'll advise you to see a Doctor to check your hormonal levels right after your next period. Tell him to focus of the oestrogen and prolactin levels especially. Say me hi to your Gynaecologist too.


Thanks.

Driven:



Dude, I'll advise you to see a Doctor to check your hormonal levels right after your next period. Tell him to focus of the oestrogen and prolactin levels especially. Say me hi to your Gynaecologist too.


Thanks.

looool! Some people are just wicked.

Driven:

Dude, I'll advise you to see a Doctor to check your hormonal levels right after your next period. Tell him to focus of the oestrogen and prolactin levels especially. Say me hi to your Gynaecologist too.
Thanks.

Buhahahahaha. You just killed me baby.

eHustler:

Eru wetin be your name sef? Abeg no make me laugh my tongue out. My arguments are issue based as you can see. Am not involved in unholy vendetta so I will not respond with derogatory statements. And that is what I call maturity, which is way beyond your reach bro. But honestly I expected you to tell me you work for NLGN and not you have their AC to WRITE after elections. That you work for a company with petroleum attached to its nomenclature, and not you were begged to attend its interview. You see, a man of substance does not wear a gold clothe but when you move close to him you will see that he is made up of gold. We have silent but great achievers in this forum who you would envy when you meet them in person. Some are here for job security, some to compare job prospects, and others for different reasons and not mouthing they are in different recruitment exercises.
To gullibly fell for and swallowed someone's nairaland's registered age, which the REAL will ever be a mystery to you, as REAL AGE is like deceiving yourself that you were christined Eruditor(a mere pseudo-name), huh? Now who is a fool? Logic didn't tell you that since Eruditor is NOT your real name, 31 years may not be my real age. I think you should know better. Appearance is not always the reality. Things are not always what they seem like so STOP over blowing your trumpet on a public forum so that your case will not like....? Concentrate on your interview while you expect the next SURPRISE(S) from PCL/NNPC, and remember the race is not to the swift but who God has favoured. I am sure you didnt expect that by now you would still be waiting for interview invite when you got the first sms, huh? That is the irony of life you failed to realise mybro. So STOP PRE-EMPTING & HOLDING BRIEF for them while we all wait patiently for the next big deal(+ve/-ve). I wish you and every other persons goodluck.
#AllowPCL/NNPCtoDecide
Take it or leave it, am done with you!

I would need a gibberish-interpreting software for this post, laden with blunders, illogic and cockamaime in truckloads.

When you re-read your posts don't you get a hint as to why you didn't get the Texts or will you rather continue to delude yourself with more hallucinations of your fool's paradise?

Let me help you out a little, If someone erroneously calls you desperate, you could decide to ignore him or you could give him a list of some of the things you are involved in that would show you are not in the slightest, desperate. Only a proponent of idiocy will see it as a trumpet-blowing exercise or similar.

Now on the otherhand, you are the one who is desperate and holding brief for everyone involved. You have told PCL to send more texts and in the same breath told NNPC to tell PCL to stop sending texts while complaining about disorganisation and nepotism. You are the same one asking for "kogites" and those who wrote in PHC yet assuring yourself and your ilk that more texts will be sent. When someone tries to curtail your infantile antics, you begin playing the victim card and quoting bible verses. That's desperation crystallized.

As per envying people, your age and the rest of the gobbledegook, let me tell you a little secret; I can't envy anyone who is in the same race with me(because he/she is in the SAME race), I won't lie and claim I am not in need of this job or that I have achieved all I want to, the way some 31 year olds have just disclaimed their real ages to save face. I am sure if they have their way, they would even claim they never applied for this job to begin with. After all "appearance is not always the reality".

LOL

Driven:



Dude, I'll advise you to see a Doctor to check your hormonal levels right after your next period. Tell him to focus of the oestrogen and prolactin levels especially. Say me hi to your Gynaecologist too.


Thanks.

Awwwww. Another 31 year old. You've been noticed. Cheers.

This Eruditor is scolfied with a different account (eruditor).

By their write-up and the sound of his words, we shall know him.

You are nothing but a pugnacious. Aka trouble maker.

Oya attack(face) me. Mumu under-aged boy in Nairaland.

@Eruditor, attacking people based on 'age' is low. Really low. Don't even go there if you don't want to be given the scoffield treatment. You don't want to be viewing from the sidelines, do you?

So much fresh air in here. I still maintain my earlier stance, if you are misplaced or need proper placement, please indicate so you will be PUT IN PLACE".



Watching you hopefuls keenly.

Scarletdp, I wanna know whose PLACE are you on?

You like Eruditor (I like this guy) and on the otherhand laughed so loud that I felt your outburst when Aunt driven made some recommendations.

prelinctus:
@Eruditor, attacking people based on 'age' is low. Really low. Don't even go there if you don't want to be given the scoffield treatment. You don't want to be viewing from the sidelines, do you?

And there I was thinking you were my alternate account!

But on a serious note, wasn't calling anyone out for their age(s).

Gillbertoesther:
This Eruditor is scolfied with a different account (eruditor).

By their write-up and the sound of his words, we shall know him.

You are nothing but a pugnacious. Aka trouble maker.

Oya attack(face) me. Mumu under-aged boy in Nairaland.

Brother Prelinctus, please re-route the age-embargo to the poster above me and tell him/her (hard to tell ) that the word Pugnacious is an adjective so s/he cannot say 'a' pugnacious except s/he was going to end the sentence with a noun.

Gillbertoesther:
This Eruditor is scolfied with a different account (eruditor).

By their write-up and the sound of his words, we shall know him.

You are nothing but a pugnacious. Aka trouble maker.

Oya attack(face) me. Mumu under-aged boy in Nairaland.

It appears you need a placement. Hope you will like what you will see.

A wise man sees trouble, he doesn't wanna embrace it, he simply walks away, the other man would do otherwise.

UGLYS:
Scarletdp, I wanna know whose PLACE are you on?
You like Eruditor (I like this guy) and on the otherhand laughed so loud that I felt your outburst when Aunt driven made some recommendations.

So because I like Julies Agwu, if basketmouth yab am, make I no laugh ? Shiooooorrr

When people fail to realise how important it is to heed to advise, they may end up facing hurdles and in the end realise it was a costly mistake. 'if/when the centre can't hold, things fall apart'.

scarletdp:


So because I like Julies Agwu, if basketmouth yab am, make I no laugh ? Shiooooorrr

Bad guy. You passed. Your wisdom is intact.

Where is this guy 'scoffield245'?

I just received a message... who got it?

philfrey08:
I just received a message... who got it?

What message?

philfrey08:
I just received a message... who got it?

What message

That was just a distraction.... this room is hot

philfrey08:
I just received a message... who got it?

whether u got a msge or nt, is none of our business. Infact, i myself and i hv been receiving msges from here and there but the only msge that this room is interested in is the msge frm PCL/NNPC

Badema:
When people fail to realise how important it is to heed to advise, they may end up facing hurdles and in the end realise it was a costly mistake. 'if/when the centre can't hold, things fall apart'.

tell them but pls do NNPC accept NABTEB as O'level cert?

softrise:
tell them but pls do NNPC accept NABTEB as O'level cert?

Yes NABTEB is NECO's equivalent if I am not mistaken, they are all considered as 'SSCE' alongside WAEC, GCE etc, and besides it was dsame NABTEB U used am sure to gain post-secondary education.

Pls anybody with LLB (Law) dat got either of d 2 SMSs?

Badema:


Yes NABTEB is NECO's equivalent if I am not mistaken, they are all considered as 'SSCE' alongside WAEC, GCE etc, and besides it was dsame NABTEB U used am sure to gain post-secondary education.

yes i was admitted with NABTEB

Just waiting n yarwning.N a wao!