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Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by Nobody: 12:22pm On Mar 08, 2015
If you are a man that hates seeing your girlfriend having a close hug with men you have to marry an Nsukka girl for 100% fidelity.

This id how it works:

* Single ladies can flirt with any man they like both married and single men but once they(ladies) are married it is over. The very "car" can never go to any other mechanic except the family mechanic (husband).

* Married men can sleep with any single lady except married ones. Married people from Nsukka can not sleep with any married woman even if the woman is from Congo and married to French man.

* Single men can sleep with any girl all over the world since the girl is not married. Single men can never sleep with married women irrespective of where she is from.

* Married Women sleep with their husbands ONLY.
The punishment for offenders ranges from DEATH to MADNESS. It is our culture and I love that. Some people say it is harsh but why should you sleep with another man when you are married. I am a christian but I strictly believe in this culture.

I encourage every potential suitor that is looking for a happy home to come and get hold of our beautiful girls. If you are tired of suspecting your girl friend then it is time to let go and have a suspicion-free marriage.
IT IS NOT EVERY PART IN NSUKKA THAT PRACTISE THIS.

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by menix(m): 12:34pm On Mar 08, 2015
Hahahahaha...
Broz u can lie ehh...
That kind thing no fit work wey our galz don go nuclear..

Buh i hear say una gal sweet nd original lik Nsukka Honey..

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by Desteenee(m): 12:49pm On Mar 08, 2015
Wonderful. I think the Urhobo share a similar tradition.

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by Nobody: 1:11pm On Mar 08, 2015
I do know for shizzle that enugu has the least infidels amongst other eastern states.

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[size=30pt]Anambra state[/size]
[size=30pt]Abia state[/size]
[size=30pt]Ebonyi state[/size]
[size=30pt]Imo state[/size]

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by KingEbukasBlog(m): 1:11pm On Mar 08, 2015
grin grin grin
Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by yemicoal(m): 1:12pm On Mar 08, 2015
But op might be right tho, when you post something like this, you find the aggrieved party screaming for his/her head, but this time where are the nsukka ladies embarassed

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by Loyalblak007(f): 1:12pm On Mar 08, 2015
grin
Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by justi4jesu(f): 1:12pm On Mar 08, 2015
Hmmmmmm...Is that all angry
Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by DickDastardly(m): 1:13pm On Mar 08, 2015
cheesy
Bullshitic Superstitious belief or crap meant to scare the weak minded among the Nsukka married peeps. I know a lot of Nsukka married women not only polishing but shinning their congo in steady away match. Infact i know a part of Nsukka where the new married Nsukka woman 1st goes out to prostitute for say a year or more before settling down for marriage business. You have them married and non-married plying their sex trade at 9th mile axis. This is fact i've just told you.

You can only tell me about loyalty of Nsukka women but not fidelity.
FVCK THIS WAPPED THEORY! cool cheesy

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by Tboysalau(m): 1:13pm On Mar 08, 2015
Hmm mm I see

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by elantraceey(f): 1:13pm On Mar 08, 2015
You know this doesn't speak for every nsuka lady right .

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by sophtaf(f): 1:13pm On Mar 08, 2015
Repetition

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by DICKtator: 1:13pm On Mar 08, 2015
OK

grin grin grin grin
Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by Wisdomkosi(m): 1:13pm On Mar 08, 2015
Mtchew which nsuka?

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by BlueK1(m): 1:13pm On Mar 08, 2015
na wah o
Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by Ebuka478(m): 1:13pm On Mar 08, 2015
Tales by moonlight

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by WYMAN(m): 1:13pm On Mar 08, 2015
[Very true,my uncle died,because he was covering up for his cheating wife,who got pregnant for his younger broda.
The costum says,if a man catchs his wife cheating,he should report to the community,has soon has he does dat,she will go mad or die,but if he hides her infidelity,the oracle will strike him dead.
But if he has no idea of what his wife is doing,she will go mad,in matter of dayz

THiS ONE HAPPEN FOR MY EYEz coro coro

Though am not from NSUKKA,but my mom is from there

no matter how you go church reach,if you be NSUKKA person and you cheat.
YOU ARE A GONNA **FACT**[

NA WEN YOU SIN,DEVIL FIT PENETRATE UR LIFE
.

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by laplace12(m): 1:14pm On Mar 08, 2015
Edo state has similar culture.

Double standard if you ask me.

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by kaywiluv(f): 1:14pm On Mar 08, 2015
menix:
Hahahahaha...
Broz u can lie ehh...
That kind thing no fit work wey our galz don go nuclear..

Buh i hear say una gal sweet nd original lik Nsukka Honey..

cheesy in swahili
Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by Nobody: 1:14pm On Mar 08, 2015
Story for the gods!!!!




All these are just mere superstitions

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by rill: 1:14pm On Mar 08, 2015
which kind yeye advert be this

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by shinery53(m): 1:14pm On Mar 08, 2015
if the single girls are slot, y should I marry them?

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by phlio(m): 1:14pm On Mar 08, 2015
first time in life I don't know to write to this !!!!u just made a record
Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by Jerrick(m): 1:14pm On Mar 08, 2015
KONJI is reading the OP's write-up and shaking his head. grin

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by smileandlove(f): 1:14pm On Mar 08, 2015
Good advert! Your girls will appreciate you for this.

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by Nobody: 1:14pm On Mar 08, 2015
OVOKO!! Op you can lie ehn

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by frisky2good(m): 1:15pm On Mar 08, 2015
If this post is to make us laugh, you have succeeded.

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by PrinceJustice(m): 1:15pm On Mar 08, 2015
Bros na who you wan scam?

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by ichidodo: 1:15pm On Mar 08, 2015
In our undergrad days as a Lion...a close friend banged a young married Nsukka regularly and nothing happened.Wouldn't blame the gal though,her husband was older than her ancestor.

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by dave2meek(m): 1:15pm On Mar 08, 2015
Where can I meet them

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Re: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by Missyannie: 1:15pm On Mar 08, 2015
True

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