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My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by ShutdownBrown24(m): 2:20pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
My friends, you will never believe what hapened to me yesterday at marian in Calabar. I still can't get over it. I went to d supermarket to pick something to eat and as I was walking down d isle, I noticed dis woman staring at me... I looked at her and kept walking 2 d front counter to pick bottled water and gala. As I picked them and turned to find the same woman right in front of my face! I tried to give her some of my love so i smiled and said "Hi!" then i went on 2 get a can coke. Can u believe that same woman followed me through d store? I was getting a little nervous and mad because she was following me without saying anything. But u know me, trying 2 be friendly.. I just said "Hi" She finaly responded and said, "I am sorry for staring but you look just like my youngest son... We just buried him two weeks ago". I felt stupid for getting mad as i expressed my sincerity to her. She said she was fine as she knows that her son is with the Lord. Then she asked me 2 do her a favour. I said "sure, if i can". She said she was a bit sad that her son never said goodbye to her before passing on. She asked me to get in line behind her and as she left the store i should say "Goodbye mum" so dat she could have a sense of closure. Though her request was weird, I however agreed to grant them. So as she collected her bags 4rm d cashier and walked away, I said "Bye mum", she turned and said "Bye my dear son". When the cashier calculated my bill she said the total was N11,250!. I shouted "What!!?... Can you please explain how a bottle of N70 water, N50 gala and N100 can coke will sum such amount?" She said "Your mum said you are paying for her bill too". "My mum" dat woman is not my mother!" I yelled back in response. I quickly rushed out just in time to see the woman moving towards the parking lot.. I ran after her and was screaming "excuse me.. excuse me!!!" she started running for her car as she saw me coming. I caught her just before she was able to close her door. I kept on pulling and pulling her legs!!! Just like am pulling yours now! Chei! Una too like gist Happy Sundya Joor!! 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by Nobody: 2:39pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
she scammed u... |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by Nobody: 2:40pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
ShutdownBrown24:Plagiarism at its peak 1 Like |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by cokacoola(m): 2:40pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
soo that you dryied coconot head told you that these shit is romentic Kids of now are days self |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by Nobody: 2:52pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
cokacoola:Icekid, this ur stewpeedity don get level from 2go to nairaland, I blaim myself 4 makin u knw dis site o0 |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by cokacoola(m): 2:55pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
Jezyfreezman:who is icekid |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by Enegod(m): 3:00pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by Nobody: 3:02pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
cokacoola:lmao, u 0n whatsapp? |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by Nobody: 3:04pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
What a fvcking _idiot! Topic says calabar girl. Story says woman who lost her son. What's the fvcking correlation? Fool. 1 Like |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by cokacoola(m): 3:06pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
Jezyfreezman:yea bum am nut icekid |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by ronald4lif(m): 3:41pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
cokacoola: Baba you never seek of advise of late, wetin happen na. |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by stephenqueen: 4:09pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
cokacoola:cocacola or wat are u called? you are a sadist o.#no offence |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by stephenqueen: 4:10pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
Blackett:learn how to appreciate and not abuse people.its not a must u comment.#no offence |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by Nobody: 4:14pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
stephenqueen:Sorry, who are you again? |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by stephenqueen: 4:20pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
Blackett:I am blackett |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by Nobody: 4:22pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
stephenqueen:You wish. |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by Ignatiusprince(m): 4:49pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
Wise up boy |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by Ignatiusprince(m): 4:49pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
Wise up boy, and stop all this child's play |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by Thanos(m): 6:24pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
D1ck:plagiarism? more like re.tar.dedness at its peak |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by ItsAnderson: 7:09pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
Lmao |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by cokacoola(m): 7:30pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
ronald4lif:so you preying for me to alway be in troble ba |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by cokacoola(m): 7:32pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
stephenqueen:curse i spake an engrish gramma you camt comphred now starts calling me a sadiest? 1 Like |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by stephenqueen: 7:37pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
cokacoola:Guy u r high on cocacola mixed with weed |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by cokacoola(m): 7:41pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
stephenqueen:we dot has aceses to weed in yebaleft |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by stephenqueen: 9:10pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
cokacoola:hahaha hahahahahahaha |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by ronald4lif(m): 9:46pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
cokacoola: No, my guy. You know say your troubles na always one of a kind. |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by cokacoola(m): 9:49pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
ronald4lif: |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by Nobody: 9:39pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
cokacoola:ur fada left peniiiiss grow up and stop misbhvin son huh |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by Nobody: 9:32pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
cokacoola:I just love the dude...always cracking me up. |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by cokacoola(m): 9:38pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
itsphumbieee:wow wow am wooed but plasea hope your are beatifull? |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by Nobody: 12:30am On Mar 19, 2015 |
cokacoola:Are you handsome? |
Re: My Story With a Calabar Girl!! by cokacoola(m): 4:57am On Mar 19, 2015 |
itsphumbieee:vary vary handsum |
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