A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!"

The scared bartender pleads, "Don't shoot, please! I'll do as you say!"
The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!"
The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a wife and kids!
I'll do whatever you say!"
The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the bartender's head and says, Alright, now give me a Mouth Gig!"
"Anything!" cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!"
The bartender starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun.
The bartender sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells, "Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk in!"

Damn! Dumb robber! Dumb Bartender Nice one Nightnurse

dumb a55 bartender


nice  

Na wa o

lol dumbass nice joke nightnurse got me lmao

Dumb bartender . . . . . . . . . . night nurse, . . . ' nice one u've got there lol.
Still got me lmao , . .

foolish men

Dumb Bartender
@
Clemcykul and Tessybaby So you know what a Mouth Action is?

U got me LMFAO.
@poster
Nice one dere

Emperoh:

Dumb Bartender
@
Clemcykul and Tessybaby So you know what a Mouth Action is?

do u want to teach us?

tufe bounces out with an AK47 and asks the teacher *_{you want a piss of me huh, punk?}*

Wetin dey worry dis boy wey dey jump around wit water gun.

lol goood one ;d

tessy am shocked at u why give an ans the first tyme he had a Mouth Action he went to cloud nine and never came back to life, hes still in his dreams moerever his bla bla bla is not even upto a thumb!

@Miggy

It seems that Tufe is the half-son of saucekid

tufe no be my half son
he neva qualify the kuvuki test and he don try am 21 times

*ask me wetin be the test*

dude, i outshined all man in da test. why u come dey deny am now.

all i know is that the food there is worse than what they served ituen while has was in Kirikiri

see how you don fail woefully
u for ask me wetin the test be first

aiight, i'm waiting, whats the test?

*the simple test was to Bleep a mating lioness*

dude, you sure are crazy. if thats what u guys do in kuvuki, than ya'll sick

and you dey boast since say u pass test
see how you fail and admit am publicly

i came to plot a coup with tj, but he backed away when we needed him most.but not to worry. we'll be back.

@Tufe

U dey plot to rape Lioness? _{This one done pass me oh}

he almost succeed but back out at the last minute

@ituen

i no no why you dey always wan try escape from you dealings. do you deny that i held the lioness up, while you tried to plunge in, before sauce came and we fleed. do you deny that??

so,in actual sense,you admit to raping the lioness?

dude, read the post, i said i held the lioness, while ituen was the one about to commit the rape.

whether you were holding the lioness or doing the actual raping
RAPE IS RAPE

in the federal constitution,anyone found holding a victim for the other party to plunge is considered the doer of the action
shikena!

guy, i am only an accomplice and hence i can be justified that he pointed a gun at me and forced me. but ituen raping a lion. damn thats just sick