@moca not heard from her will pm her later(if I remember my ppassword)

greatgod2012:
Good morning house, I just noticed that chaircover has deactivated her account. Please, I'm worried, what happened? For those who have her contacts, please let us contact her to verify her well being. Thanks.
May God be with us all
Amen.

She deactivated. I'll shoot her an email.

Nawao, seasons of deactivation

Thanks Roy.

When you think its finally spring then Mother Nature surprises you again

guess I should pack rubber boots off the shoe rack then ... #Sighs

moca:
Thanks Roy.

Hello All,

Bonjour..

I'm new here so I guess I should introduce myself as I noticed in the first two pages or so.

I'm Tonye001. The full name is Tamunotonye (I hardly use this though). Tonye is a Kalabari name (Rivers State) meaning the will of God.

I'm married to my best friend ever and we are enjoying our marriage.

My hobbies: Them plenty sha because I'm very active. I read, I write, I LOVE cooking, I draw, please leave me and my NatGeoWild biko. In fact, loving my wife as best as I can na my hobby too.

I speak English Language, Le Francais, Nigerian Pidgin, and Kalabari Language.

I love garri and soup. Any soup at all as far as say no be fresh fish you use cook am.

This should be enough.

I hope I'm welcome here?...

TONYE001:
Hello All,

Bonjour..

I'm new here so I guess I should introduce myself as I noticed in the first two pages or so.

I'm Tonye001. The full name is Tamunotonye (I hardly use this though). Tonye is a Kalabari name (Rivers State) meaning the will of God.

I'm married to my best friend ever and we are enjoying our marriage.

My hobbies: Them plenty sha because I'm very active. I read, I write, I LOVE cooking, I draw, please leave me and my NatGeoWild biko. In fact, loving my wife as best as I can na my hobby too.

I speak English Language, Le Francais, Nigerian Pidgin, and Kalabari Language.

I love garri and soup. Any soup at all as far as say no be fresh fish you use cook am.

This should be enough.

I hope I'm welcome here?...

.

You are welcome but you have to pay application fee to Ewuro4, Damiso, Edwife, Naijababe to formally induct you into this hall and it cost 100pounds each plus u must continue to love ur wife and u must not put hands on her to beat her nor abuse her, the penalty will be high in this family court if u default, when they wake up they will tell u how and where to send the money to.........total payment is 400pounds......

shinejackie:
.

You are welcome but you have to pay application fee to Ewuro4, Damiso, Edwife, Naijababe to formally induct you into this hall and it cost 100pounds each plus u must continue to love ur wife and u must not put hands on her to beat her nor abuse her, the penalty will be high in this family court if u default, when they wake up they will tell u how and where to send the money to.........total payment is 400pounds......

Hehehe... This one serious o. OK na.. Make I go find money..

TONYE001:


Hehehe... This one serious o. OK na.. Make I go find money..

.

@No wahala.......@coogar is the chief judge of the family court......

shinejackie:
.

@No wahala.......@coogar is the chief judge of the family court......

Judge Coogar.

RoyalRoy:




Judge Coogar.

.

Yeah, pickabeau1 will support him on the bench.....

shinejackie:
.

Yeah, pickabeau1 will support him on the bench.....

Coogar and Pickabeau?

[i][/i]falls off chair.

This court na military panel

Tonye001
You are welcome into this big home
But biko ask Royalroy to give presidential pardon for this court oh plus discount for the family dues.
Pound don cost oh

salsera:


Coogar and Pickabeau?

[i][/i]falls off chair.

This court na military panel

Tonye001
You are welcome into this big home
But biko ask Royalroy to give presidential pardon for this court oh plus discount for the family dues.
Pound don cost oh

OK... Bros Royalroy, na true be this o. The way currencies dey climb ladder go sky these days eh..no be small thing o..

salsera:


Coogar and Pickabeau?

[i][/i]falls off chair.

This court na military panel

Tonye001
You are welcome into this big home
But biko ask Royalroy to give presidential pardon for this court oh plus discount for the family dues.
Pound don cost oh

.

Hahaha.......something like that, a mixture of military/civilian/cultural and traditional court......

TONYE001:


OK... Bros Royalroy, na true be this o. The way currencies dey climb ladder go sky these days eh..no be small thing o..

.

The court will accept Naira equivalent at prevailing bank rate

shinejackie:
.
You are welcome but you have to pay application fee to Ewuro4, Damiso, Edwife, Naijababe to formally induct you into this hall and it cost 100pounds each plus u must continue to love ur wife and u must not put hands on her to beat her nor abuse her, the penalty will be high in this family court if u default, when they wake up they will tell u how and where to send the money to.........total payment is 400pounds......

Hehe

Morning House.... I'm lazy as fk this morning. I want to sleep in. But can't

Ewuro4:


Hehe

Morning House.... I'm lazy as fk this morning. I want to sleep in. But can't

I can help you

xynerise:

I can help you

Really? I'm already up, XL coffee + Bagel belt, and running.

Thanks tho.

Ewuro4:


Really? I'm already up, XL coffee + Bagel belt, and running.

Thanks tho.

I can sing lullaby for you

Which do you prefer, Naija hip-hop lullaby or American R&B?

xynerise:

I can sing lullaby for you

Which do you prefer, Naija hip-hop lullaby or American R&B?

with that your deafening agberoistic voice? Sis,pass o!

Idowuogbo:

with that your deafening agberoistic voice? Sis,pass o!

What do you know about lullaby?

xynerise:

I can sing lullaby for you

Which do you prefer, Naija hip-hop lullaby or American R&B?

Naija ofcourse oya the floor ehem , sorry, erm the door is open

Idowuogbo:

with that your deafening agberoistic voice? Sis,pass o!

Badoo, olorun maje ko pami pelu awada e yi

Ewuro4:


Naija ofcourse oya the floor ehem , sorry, erm the door is open

Door to your bedroom?

xynerise:

Door to your bedroom?

Nah...

I told you I'm already out the door ehn.. Just sing the lullaby already and lets see if it'll worth dropping my bags for.

Ewuro4:


Nah...

I told you I'm already out the door ehn.. Just sing the lullaby already and lets see if it'll worth dropping my bags for.

OK...*clears throat*
I've got my ticket for the long way round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
Oh, I'm leaving tomorrow. What do you say?
When I'm gone (when I'm gone)
When I'm gone (when I'm gone)

You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me by my hair
You're gonna miss me everywhere,
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

xynerise:

OK...*clears throat*
I've got my ticket for the long way round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
Oh, I'm leaving tomorrow. What do you say?
When I'm gone (when I'm gone)
When I'm gone (when I'm gone)

You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me by my hair
You're gonna miss me everywhere,
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

My kids sing this song to sas each other

Thank you so much... Even though it's American, still does the trick

I'm off to sleep now.. Wish me luck.

Ewuro4:


My kids sing this song to sas each other

Thank you so much... Even though it's American, still does the trick

I'm off to sleep now.. Wish me luck.

I wish you a sound sleep

damiso:


Don't mind me jare.. It's not even the money I would have gladly paid £20 for the teacher to think of the disguise we(her) sha eventually went to school as a cat.trust we naija peeps naa when my daughter told my mum on the phone 'I was a cat today 'my mum said 'haa cat ke oloun oni se e ni cat o ' meaning cat ke God will not make you a cat o


Happy weekend everyone

Yes oo, I remember, I just put my kids their thier peppya pig pyjamas and they went as peppa pig, I can't come and die

xynerise:

I wish you a sound sleep

I did. hunger don wake me.