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10 Categories Of People You See In Church by hfinest1(m): 7:22pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
In church today, I was noticing some common behaviours of people in church. Abeg if I mention your name, don't take it personal o... na just joke aiit? 1. The onlookers: these ones are there to look at what is going on. The never participate in anything. Ranging from worship, praise, prayer, sermon... eniqurl 2. The phone chargers crew: these ones, immediately they step into church, the first thing is to ask usher "where can I charge?" Or they start looking around to do the findings themselves. Liljboy 3. The distraction crew: cause distraction all the time. All those girl that they'll wear micro mini skirt and start parading the church and be distracting young guys who wants to be distracted. Them no dey fit catch me sha! Nneka123, lal247, rokiatu, marieolae, and co. 4. The gum-chewers: these set chew gum from begining to end of service and some of them even has the efrontry to make that silly noise they make along with the gum... kpa! Kpa! Kpo! Mtcheww... nneka123 is also here 5. The phone pressers: press phone throughout service. Only God knows what they're pressing. Even during sermon and prayers, they still cling to their phone. Hurklan, dioxidane 6. The call-makers crew: only one person, within the hours of 9am and 12pm, will recieve more than 20 calls and they keep standing up each time and running out of church to answer the call. So annoying. Nitefury 7. The babe finders: guys.... just come to church to find babes. Church na club? Abi na party? Mtcheww origin101 8. The miracle seekers: them these ones just come church to find miracle. Before pastor say is there anyone that needs so so so, should come out... them don dey front finish. Them no dey carry last. And after getting their miracles, you see them no more 9. The wonderful christian/prayer warriors: them they spit fire from mouth. If you go hold their hand during joint prayer enh! Them go shake your hand tire and spit for your face tire. These types speak in tongues at every little thing. Even during opening prayer sef... tunery004 10. The commentators: if pastor say anything, they must make comments, and some of them make it loudly sef... you hear comments like 'ride on pastor' 'fire on' 'hmm... that's right' etc. Liljboy, |
Re: 10 Categories Of People You See In Church by SuperSuave(m): 7:40pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Commentator crew: Orijin101 |
Re: 10 Categories Of People You See In Church by tunery004(m): 8:06pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
hfinest1: Lol, where u come belong? |
Re: 10 Categories Of People You See In Church by baybeeboi: 8:12pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
9. The wonderful christian/prayer warriors: temitemi |
Re: 10 Categories Of People You See In Church by Nobody: 8:27pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Lolzzz...I think DAT charging ish is common to students fellowship |
Re: 10 Categories Of People You See In Church by hfinest1(m): 9:32pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Harbosede02:yh.... u right but some ppl do it in church too... me sef dey do am wella but I dnt ask anyone... I locate a socket n plug my phn... no permission, nothing so where u belong? |
Re: 10 Categories Of People You See In Church by Eniqurl(f): 9:32pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
hfinest1:I just dy look yhu. |
Re: 10 Categories Of People You See In Church by hfinest1(m): 9:32pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
tunery004:none of the above |
Re: 10 Categories Of People You See In Church by Nitefury: 9:46pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
hfinest1: Lol.. You no serious... |
Re: 10 Categories Of People You See In Church by hfinest1(m): 9:56pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Nitefury:guy... God go bless u... I just dey luk odas as dem dey quote d whole post... you've proven dat you're a true son of the soil (nairaland soil) 1 Like |
Re: 10 Categories Of People You See In Church by liljboy(m): 10:32pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
hfinest1
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Re: 10 Categories Of People You See In Church by hfinest1(m): 10:44pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
liljboy:guy, person no dey follow you play again? |
Re: 10 Categories Of People You See In Church by liljboy(m): 10:47pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
hfinest1:I look like person wey dey vex...... hafa.... |
Re: 10 Categories Of People You See In Church by Dioxidane: 10:50pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
LolzzZ... Hfinest1, you're not serious... Funny enough na true o... |
Re: 10 Categories Of People You See In Church by hfinest1(m): 5:34pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
liljboy:*phew* i for say sha! i dey o... jez dey chill with eniqurl here... the girl no wan go ha house again sha! be like say she wan sleep with me.... I mean in my house o... not wat you're thinking o... |
Re: 10 Categories Of People You See In Church by liljboy(m): 6:55pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
hfinest1:why u come dey tell me.... if na mutual consent. |
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