gold360:
ma tuwon ma.tia paka mou? did u miss d part whr he said if d post is'nt in english then it is'nt for u..n dat parlour talk of urs is really lame..do u speak ur native language only in ur parlour? sisi anjou gbele

. Did u also miss d part were u stp speaking dat language tinz on d media...u re insulting me wit ur language u must really b fustrated bcuz of dis alert tin shaa gold350 is a pity u don't read d handwriting...imbra

funky555:
. Even is nairaland does it mean w shuld nw interact wit our natvie languages eeehhh....n tell me 1 gud reason why some1 shuldn't complain, is dis place ur parlour or bedroom where u speak dat?

Maram. If he no concer you, read next. Thankyou.

@Cruize360
Best reply.

@dmercy141983.
Why pepper body dey do you? Na we make them neva pay you ni?

funky555:
. Did u also miss d part were u stp speaking dat language tinz on d media...u re insulting me wit ur language u must really b fustrated bcuz of dis alert tin shaa gold350 is a pity u don't read d handwriting...imbra

hahaha a mi? imbra?..lolz..its like sum one wana learn d proud ijaw language..babe jux drop ur bb pin i wil hook u up n teach u on a platter of gold..
@Tekena..ala did u say april salary wil paid 2day?..pasisi tell ur oga @d top 2 first settle march pple..tamuno iboma

@All.......All these attacks and counter-attacks should stop pls. I'm not cut out for all these now. Right now am anxiously waiting for alert to come, cuz I want to settle my bills. My head dey blow popcorn right now....kaii

#DOROFACT.. Lol..technicaly speakin..its lyk we'r d obstacles btw u n ur april salary.cos if dey dnt pay us march u wnnt b paid april.so y'all bera pray dy pay us fast.'.lolz

gold360:
#DOROFACT.. Lol..technicaly speakin..its lyk we'r d obstacles btw u n ur april salary.cos if dey dnt pay us march u wnnt b paid april.so y'all bera pray dy pay us fast.'.lolz

There is something called American Wonder. You might get ur March + April pay together while we get our April alert all on the same day. #impossibleisnothing#

joyblinks:


There is something called American Wonder. You might get ur March + April pay together while we get our April alert all on the same day. #impossibleisnothing#

I pray it happens like that oo. Will be so happy.....I.e 3months + 11K at once, hmm, it will make sense wella

Catalyst4eva:


I pray it happens like that oo. Will be so happy.....I.e 3months + 11K at once, hmm, it will make sense wella

The Bible says we shouldn't be greedy. Get conscience small abeg.

joyblinks:

Maram. If he no concer you, read next. Thankyou.
@Cruize360
Best reply.
@dmercy141983.
Why pepper body dey do you? Na we make them neva pay you ni?

gold360:
elem rumowoji boy.'ikwere mmeka oh..hop u're nw happy?..wat has my cultural heritage got 2do wit ur delayed salary guy no make me vex oh b4 i invoke oru for u..lolz

Cruize306:

It is Nairaland, not Britishland.
Any information written with a language you don't understand, means the particular message is not for you

Tekzyflex:

See beef oooo! Expect ur April salary this week or latest next week.

All of una eeeeh ... Make I reserve my comment till dey pay April salary.

joyblinks:


The Bible says we shouldn't be greedy. Get conscience small abeg.

Babe, it's not greed. It's wat is due to me. I knw u must hav received ur own 1month arrears +March + 11K Easter bonus, but we have not received March, talk more of arrears and bonus. Abeg, I need all my pay oo

yanebo tamumo..pls do sum tin new in our lives oh..cos if m not alerted today m gonna drink d otapiapia i prepared last nite..#NoJokes

Catalyst4eva:


Babe, it's not greed. It's wat is due to me. I knw u must hav received ur own 1month arrears +March + 11K Easter bonus, but we have not received March, talk more of arrears and bonus. Abeg, I need all my pay oo

My dear! I was only credited for march o. No arears, no 11K. It is well sha.

gold360:
yanebo tamumo..pls do sum tin new in our lives oh..cos if m not alerted today m gonna drink d otapiapia i prepared last nite..#NoJokes

My prayer for you is that you will drink the otapiapia and die, but before you do so, pls tell your family members the pin code of your ATM card so that they can collect your monthly salaries to help themselves. Lol.

pls I just can't figure out what's going on... y some1 is receiving 11k extra y some1 is still crying 4 march salary...y some1 has received 2months arrears and another is asking for 4months arrears. pls God help us have mercy let us all b paid what is due to us, let there b no rest 4 any1 holding unto our dues

Fiafiad:
My prayer for you is that you will drink the otapiapia and die, but before you do so, pls tell your family members the pin code of your ATM card so that they can collect your monthly salaries to help themselves. Lol.

lol
please someone should advise CRA to order that workers be paid immediately after the FAAC meeting today..please oh.every delay is dangerous.because i understand some workers hv already started writing their wills..so ye all can imagine

Rivers state NLC shame on u.

Fiafiad:
My prayer for you is that you will drink the otapiapia and die, but before you do so, pls tell your family members the pin code of your ATM card so that they can collect your monthly salaries to help themselves. Lol.

Hahahhaaa a a. .... that got me laughing.....

pkkpro:
Rivers state NLC shame on u.

jeez..i cnt believe this happening..its like last december deja vu all over..my eyes on my otapiapia

Pls pals, the purpose of this forum are: informative/educative but the jargons used nowadays are derailing and embrasing. I can't comprehend those badly used dialets and syntax. Change of behaviour is needed in this thread.

marcodura:
Pls pals, the purpose of this forum are: informative/educative but the jargons used nowadays are derailing and embrasing. I can't comprehend those badly used dialets and syntax. Change of behaviour is needed in this thread.

Bros. Mind your business. The salary isn't affecting you alone. If u see a dialet you don't understand, move to the one u understand. It's that simple. NL isn't yours. There are few rules made for comments and non states that we shouldn't type in our local languages.

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Bros. Mind your business. The salary isn't affecting you alone. If u see a dialet you don't understand, move to the one u understand. It's that simple. NL isn't yours. There are few rules made for comments and non states that we shouldn't type in our local languages. [That rule has been overruled, always speak/write in English language, rather than jargons or local dialets, period. Check no. 21 of the don'ts in this thread 'wise man'.]

Yuguda announced this in Abuja when he addressed newsmen on the outcome of this month’s FAAC meeting. He said, “The total revenue distributable for the month of April, including VAT of N75.1bn, is N388bn.” Giving the breakdown of revenue among the three tiers of government, Yuguda said the Federal Government received N132.1bn, representing 52.68 per cent; while the 36 states got N67bn, representing 26.72 per cent. The local governments, he said, received N51.6bn, amounting to 20.60 per cent of the amount distributed. He announced that N23.1bn, representing 13 per cent derivation was shared among the oil producing states...source_punch online

joyblinks:


There is something called American Wonder. You might get ur March + April pay together while we get our April alert all on the same day. #impossibleisnothing#

dis lady I fink am beginning to luv u.

FAAC shares N388.3bn April allocation.
The Federal Accounts Allocation Committee on Friday shared the sum of N388.339 billion among the three
tiers of government as revenue allocation for April.

source: http://thenationonlineng.net/new/faac-shares-n388-3bn-april-allocation/

gold360:
Yuguda announced this in Abuja
when he addressed newsmen on the
outcome of this month’s FAAC
meeting.
He said, “The total revenue
distributable for the month of April,
including VAT of N75.1bn, is
N388bn.”
Giving the breakdown of revenue
among the three tiers of government,
Yuguda said the Federal
Government received N132.1bn,
representing 52.68 per cent; while
the 36 states got N67bn,
representing 26.72 per cent.
The local governments, he said,
received N51.6bn, amounting to
20.60 per cent of the amount
distributed.
He announced that N23.1bn,
representing 13 per cent derivation
was shared among the oil producing
states...source_punch online

Next week nw, Rivers State chief executive will still come out and say that, there is no money to pay salaries. Hmmm, there is God ooo!

wealthyprince:
FAAC shares N388.3bn April allocation.
The Federal Accounts Allocation Committee on Friday shared the sum of N388.339 billion among the three
tiers of government as revenue allocation for April.

source: http://thenationonlineng.net/new/faac-shares-n388-3bn-april-allocation/

Bros!Hw does this sharing of 388.339 billion bring my salary because they have been sharing and I have not benefited from all these sharing.

Tekzyflex:


Bros!Hw does this sharing of 388.339 billion bring my salary because they have been sharing and I have not benefited from all these sharing.

the salary you receive every month is your benefit, it's from the share of the money state goverment receives every month they pay our salary.

If it's every half of the month FAAC share the money of the previous month, that mean the delay in payment of workers salary is from federal government. Most state fail to meet up with their workers salary due to shortfall in revenue generation, but as advise by the chairman of the FAAC, every state government should prioritize the payment of their workers every month. By next week as the state has received their own share of April, they will complete the payment of workers salary for the month of March and equally pay in full the whole workers salary for the month of April. (GOD IS KING)

GamaG:
dis lady I fink am beginning to luv u.

Thanks hun...

It's weekend. The only two days in a week this topic gets one or no comments. I just want to wish us all a beautiful weekend + married men stay in your houses with your family. don't go about chasing all the girls in town. #feelinghappytobealive#.

emekatex:
Next week nw, Rivers State chief executive will still come out and say that, there is no money to pay salaries. Hmmm, there is God ooo!

@all,we need to understand 2 things here 1. apart from the 67b dat wil b shared by all 36 states,RSG wil also take part in d sharing of 23b meant for oil producing states..2. dat NNPC are yet to remit d 1.48b dollars to d federatn acct for d sharing of d 3 tiers of govt as directed by d PWC audit report

joyblinks:


Thanks hun...

It's weekend. The only two days in a week this topic gets one or no comments. I just want to wish us all a beautiful weekend + married men stay in your houses with your family. don't go about chasing all the girls in town. #feelinghappytobealive#.

e darling mi..how can even bother to look @ those small small gals wey no dey wear pants..wen i hv a swt tabo like u? my sugar pie.u knw u cn always count on me.

gold360:
e darling mi..how can even bother to look @ those small small gals wey no dey wear pants..wen i hv a swt tabo like u? my sugar pie.u knw u cn always count on me.

Lol... funny u....