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Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by nairainfoscom(m): 2:24pm On May 22, 2015
Lwkmd. Lmao. Its not your post that's making me LaugH. Its the yoruba peppersoup stuff. Lols.
FriedPlantain:
Congratulations Op, your story is a lot similar to mine except mine just didn't turn out so well.
After scaling through 5 stages of rigorous interviews, I met with the MD and things were going smoothly than expected until he asked me where I schooled. I told him University of Maiduguri and he was suddenly taken aback. shocked I could see the terror in his eyes.
To add sublime to the ridiculous, he quickly glossed through my CV and noticed I included "Enjoy making bombs and IEDs " as my hobby..

It was barely 30 seconds later when the security guys barged in and bundled me out of their premises. sad

FriedPlantain
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by butanep(m): 2:25pm On May 22, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Congratulations Op, your story is a lot similar to mine except mine just didn't turn out so well.
After scaling through 5 stages of rigorous interviews, I met with the MD and things were going smoothly than expected until he asked me where I schooled. I told him University of Maiduguri and he was suddenly taken aback. shocked I could see the terror in his eyes.
To add sublime to the ridiculous, he quickly glossed through my CV and noticed I included "Enjoy making bombs and IEDs " as my hobby..

It was barely 30 seconds later when the security guys barged in and bundled me out of their premises. sad

FriedPlantain
You are one crazy and funny dude on the forum....

You always go the opposite way....

Hope you don vote TOPAHZ for Miss Nairalander...

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Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Nobody: 2:26pm On May 22, 2015
Na so my own sef go dey,isha allah.no long ting,NO LONG TING init
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Secrets11(m): 2:26pm On May 22, 2015
clemz88:
I wanna give thanks to God for giving me a wonderful job after a series of interview. God favored me so much that the final with MD and other panel never asked me questions. when MD saw I schooled far north he shouted and said I should come for my letter in two days time. That's God favour. Pls join me n thank baba God
happy for you smiley
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by butanep(m): 2:27pm On May 22, 2015
Congrat on your new Job...





Remember to always pay your tithe....
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Fratello(m): 2:27pm On May 22, 2015
Bobbysworld28:

If u want first fruit, go buy some in d market
LOl..... are sure you paid First Fruit this year? I Doubt smiley
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Nobody: 2:28pm On May 22, 2015
clemz88:
I wanna give thanks to God for giving me a wonderful job after a series of interview. God favored me so much that the final with MD and other panel never asked me questions. when MD saw I schooled far north he shouted and said I should come for my letter in two days time. That's God favour. Pls join me n thank baba God

I once advised people applying for job in Nigeria to put optional things like names of their state, LG and possibly secondary school.

Sentimental factors like being a graduate of same school/dept with interviewer, or from same village, still work for some companies.

It can however work if your performance is up to minimum defendable level.

Not for MNCs of course.

In many cases too, meeting the MD is usually a formality. Just for chat. They hardly disqualify at that level.

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Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by condralbede(m): 2:28pm On May 22, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Congratulations Op, your story is a lot similar to mine except mine just didn't turn out so well.
After scaling through 5 stages of rigorous interviews, I met with the MD and things were going smoothly than expected until he asked me where I schooled. I told him University of Maiduguri and he was suddenly taken aback. shocked I could see the terror in his eyes.
To add sublime to the ridiculous, he quickly glossed through my CV and noticed I included "Enjoy making bombs and IEDs " as my hobby..

It was barely 30 seconds later when the security guys barged in and bundled me out of their premises. sad

FriedPlantain
Which course and which year did you graduated from Unimaid
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by dazzlinglyme: 2:28pm On May 22, 2015
Emmysteve:
FriedPlantain FriedPlantain abeg don't burst my medulla with laugh. LWKMD
I love this guy
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by globalgbenga: 2:28pm On May 22, 2015
[quote author=Keneking post=33959930]Collect the letter first and thank God later grin[/quo
thanks God first nd expect d miracle
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Oyase(m): 2:28pm On May 22, 2015
Congratulation
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by bezimo(m): 2:29pm On May 22, 2015
When the time of your lifting comes as ordained by God, things happen on their own accord.
Op I join you to celebrate and thank God.
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by soulmate777: 2:30pm On May 22, 2015
CONGRATULATIONS, GOD WILL PERFECT HIS GOOD WORK IN YOUR AND MINE. HAPPY FOR YOU
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Oyase(m): 2:30pm On May 22, 2015
Congratulation
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Nobody: 2:30pm On May 22, 2015
As you don get job now Godwin

you secured a job when pa jona still dey office.
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Nobody: 2:31pm On May 22, 2015
My own job is on the way! I can feel it.
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by HugoEagles15(m): 2:31pm On May 22, 2015
Just because someone schooled in the north and you gave him a job even without a formal interview, abi dem no want make baba (buhari) do dem 30, i see change coming from every angle sai baba. Any bro wish you the best at least the breeze of change don reach you.
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Nobody: 2:32pm On May 22, 2015
hemmmm ok o
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Nobody: 2:32pm On May 22, 2015
dg
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by globalgbenga: 2:32pm On May 22, 2015
Keneking:
Collect the letter first and thank God later grin
Thank God first and expect miracle
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Nobody: 2:33pm On May 22, 2015
hw much 4 mtn 100naira
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Nobody: 2:33pm On May 22, 2015
clemz88:
I wanna give thanks to God for giving me a wonderful job after a series of interview. God favored me so much that the final with MD and other panel never asked me questions. when MD saw I schooled far north he shouted and said I should come for my letter in two days time. That's God favour. Pls join me n thank baba God

Scratch card for me now cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Nobody: 2:34pm On May 22, 2015
gcj
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by llade(m): 2:34pm On May 22, 2015
Congrats
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Nobody: 2:34pm On May 22, 2015
gj
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Nobody: 2:35pm On May 22, 2015
juna my hero
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Nobody: 2:36pm On May 22, 2015
congratulation sir. I look up to God for divine help as your
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by andyanders: 2:36pm On May 22, 2015
Setaje:
Congrats....

Is that you in your profile? Na waoooooooooooooooooooo.I fe----------------------------------r
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by Nobody: 2:36pm On May 22, 2015
bros dy fear say if them no giv u d job na die be dat becos na boko u be and u fut com bomb them o
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by babatawa(m): 2:40pm On May 22, 2015
oppybouy:
op how far? share card for boiz make we pray for you naw.


hehe... see him.mouth like card cheesy
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by CodeineJunkiee(m): 2:42pm On May 22, 2015
Fratello:

When GOD wanna lift sb up, He just let some MD' questions lock up forever in thier mind grin
Congratulations.
Don't forget yo First Fruit. tongue

First fruit kor second carrot ni.. . Paying your tithe is okay but don't be deceived into that "first fruit" trap
Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by toocoded: 2:42pm On May 22, 2015
Keneking:
Collect the letter first and thank God later grin
Hold it right there, the guy is mere praising GOD in advance if that scenario is the case.

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