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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 3:00pm On May 24, 2015
naija1stpikin:


And what would a litre do for you?
Hahahaha... I'm not buying a litre now cheesy.. I gave him 2k for 10litres..

The problem isn't the price, but would he get? The crowd is massive.. Some stations ain't even selling.. Their pride full bucket undecided.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naija1stpikin: 3:05pm On May 24, 2015
Sleekyshuga:

Hahahaha... I'm not buying a litre now cheesy.. I gave him 2k for 10litres..

The problem isn't the price, but would he get? The crowd is massive.. Some stations ain't even selling.. Their pride full bucket undecided.
Sending you kid brother to get fuel is like sending him to fight war in Syria. Wicked sister tongue

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 3:07pm On May 24, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
LOL.. My promise land is my kitchen.. Pls, I have plates to wash..
Happy Sunday..
LOL. cheesy
Happy Sunday Dearie. smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 3:10pm On May 24, 2015
Sleekyshuga:

Morning? You ain't based here undecided?

Ooogh... No wonder the Cotonou trip you are organizing for king.lekan & I grin..

Lol @ ego.. Na smalls!! My street has been so quiet.. Everyone is hoarding his/her fuel. I've sent my kid bro to go look for fuel.. I pray he gets.. A litre @ #200 now embarassed embarassed..

Happy Sunday.. How are you?

See this slEeky baby ooo? undecided

You and who dey go cotonou? I say Yankeeeee!!

Chiooooo!!!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 3:16pm On May 24, 2015
kinglekan:


See this slEeky baby ooo? undecided

You and who dey go cotonou? I say Yankeeeee!!

Chiooooo!!!


LOL.. And why is Cotonou not Yankee undecided undecided? Ain't we leaving the shores of Nigeria grin?

What's for lunch? I know bachelors don't cook good meal tongue cheesy, save few, and you ain't part of the 'few' grin.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 3:19pm On May 24, 2015
naija1stpikin:

Sending you kid brother to get fuel is like sending him to fight war in Syria. Wicked sister tongue
grin grin grin Dat dude can pregnant a lady oo if given the opportunity. A boy of 17 years isn't a kid anymore.

Would you rather expect me wink to go get fuel? E no gel na cheesy. I gave him tip sha for all the shouting, saliva pouring, accidental slaps etc he may receive grin grin.

My own be say: He should bring back fuel lipsrsealed
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Queening(f): 3:22pm On May 24, 2015
angry
naija1stpikin:


Dawta dawta come here lemme lunging you cheesy
*shoots his leg*you are not my daddy you are not onemansquad...imposter
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naija1stpikin: 3:22pm On May 24, 2015
Sleekyshuga:

grin grin grin Dat dude can pregnant a lady oo if given the opportunity. A boy of 17 years isn't a kid anymore.

Would you rather expect me wink to go get fuel? E no gel na cheesy. I gave him tip sha for all the shouting, saliva pouring, accidental slaps etc he may receive grin grin.

My own be say: He should bring back fuel lipsrsealed

Greedy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naijaboiy: 3:22pm On May 24, 2015
VictoriaBee:

The lady you quoted is no walk-over.

She once dealt with Naijaboiy and he fled. embarassed
Nobody on NL has "dealt with me" to the point of making me flee. undecided

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naija1stpikin: 3:23pm On May 24, 2015
Queening:
angry*shoots his leg*you are not my daddy you are not onemansquad...imposter >: >: >:

Ha! This girl own go strong o. Shoot my leg ke? Abeg continue your waka
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naija1stpikin: 3:25pm On May 24, 2015
Sleekyshuga:

LOL.. And why is Cotonou not Yankee undecided undecided? Ain't we leaving the shores of Nigeria grin?

What's for lunch? I know bachelors don't cook good meal tongue cheesy, save few, and you ain't part of the 'few' grin.

The Americans are referred to as the Yankees. (yanks)
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Queening(f): 3:28pm On May 24, 2015
naija1stpikin:


Ha! This girl own go strong o. Shoot my leg ke? Abeg continue your waka
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 3:31pm On May 24, 2015
naija1stpikin:


The Americans are referred to as the Yankees. (yanks)
I We still choose my our Cotonou tongue tongue, and that's our own yankee tongue tongue.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 3:33pm On May 24, 2015
naija1stpikin:


Greedy
*blinks my eye*

As if I care undecided undecided..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lordhugo(m): 3:34pm On May 24, 2015
Sleekyshuga:

Head ? My head is too big.. I can share.
Whenever he is ready, he should holla @ me cheesy grin cheesy.

If that is d case, do NOT give him head!

GIVE ME
I SAID GIVE ME
I NEED HEAD
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 3:35pm On May 24, 2015
lordhugo:


If that is d case, do NOT give him head!

GIVE ME
I SAID GIVE ME
I NEED HEAD
Take HEAD.....

H
E
A
D..

HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lordhugo(m): 3:37pm On May 24, 2015
Sleekyshuga:

Take HEAD.....

H
E
A
D..

HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So sweet!

If this was the appetizer, the dessert is sure to be mind numbling!

KEEP MY HEAD!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 3:41pm On May 24, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Calm down oo.. It's a Sunday..
Hope you went to church?
Nup,am nt feeling fine.sad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 3:42pm On May 24, 2015
danbrowndmf:
Nup,am nt feeling fine.sad
Sorry about that.. Taken any drugs?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ronald4lif(m): 3:42pm On May 24, 2015
Sleekyshuga:

Morning? You ain't based here undecided?

Ooogh... No wonder the Cotonou trip you are organizing for kinglekan & I grin..

Lol @ ego.. Na smalls!! My street has been so quiet.. Everyone is hoarding his/her fuel. I've sent my kid bro to go look for fuel.. I pray he gets.. A litre @ #200 now embarassed embarassed..

Happy Sunday.. How are you?

I'm inclined to agree with kinglekan who asserted that the paucity of fuel has some psychological effect on the masses. Otherwise how else could one not know its noon already. Morning ko lol. cheesy

Yea, I was in Cotonou but was repatriated from there to Burundi and even with the guerrilla warfare here we still have fuel in abundance and we're not like you who have to sleep over the station and be told you can't purchase more than 10litres so it could go round everybody. grin

Lol, they should keep hoarding fuel jare. The stress it takes to purchase couple with the exorbitant charges one needs to protect and bulwark it to ensure no one trespasses hehe. A keep off zone board should be placed on the storage area too. grin

The fuel bought yesterday finished already?. Or you too want to start hoarding by sending kid bro. Give that young man some respect and go buy it yourself. tongue

I'm good, thanks. How about you?. And happy Sunday.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 3:43pm On May 24, 2015
lordhugo:


So sweet!

If this was the appetizer, the dessert is sure to be mind numbling!

KEEP MY HEAD!
Lol @ dessert...

*dancing*.. Finally!! I got fuel cool..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 3:44pm On May 24, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Sorry about that.. Taken any drugs?
Yeah,getting beta..:Dtnx
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 3:49pm On May 24, 2015
Sleekyshuga:

Head ? My head is too big.. I can share.
Whenever he is ready, he should holla @ me cheesy grin cheesy.
oya come give me the head,i prefer head to medication.sad.cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naija1stpikin: 3:49pm On May 24, 2015
Queening:

I no like violence tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naija1stpikin: 3:51pm On May 24, 2015
Sleekyshuga:

*blinks my eye*

As if I care undecided undecided..

undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naija1stpikin: 3:51pm On May 24, 2015
Sleekyshuga:

I We still choose my our Cotonou tongue tongue, and that's our own yankee tongue tongue.

Ok.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 3:54pm On May 24, 2015
ronald4lif:


I'm inclined to agree with kinglekan who asserted that the paucity of fuel has some psychological effect on the masses. Otherwise how else could one not know its noon already. Morning ko lol. cheesy

Yea, I was in Cotonou but was repatriated from there to Burundi and even with the guerrilla warfare here we still have fuel in abundance and we're not like you who have to sleep over the station and be told you can't purchase more than 10litres so it could go round everybody. grin

Lol, they should keep hoarding fuel jare. The stress it takes to purchase couple with the exorbitant charges one needs to protect and bulwark it to ensure no one trespasses hehe. A keep off zone board should be placed on the storage area too. grin

The fuel bought yesterday finish already?. Or you too want to start hoarding by sending kid bro. Give that young man some respect and go buy it yourself. tongue

I'm good, thanks. How about you?. And happy Sunday.

ROTFL... cheesy

See as u take finish sleekyshuga. cheesy
The very bad sister sending the lil kid to the war zone while she sits her big *lips sealed* at home. smiley

Hope you guys have seen my thread though? Check it out, it just hit FP. smiley

The Psychological Effect Of Fuel Scarcity On Nigerians.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Queening(f): 3:55pm On May 24, 2015
naija1stpikin:

I no like violence tongue
it will do your system a lot of good
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 3:59pm On May 24, 2015
ronald4lif:


I'm inclined to agree with kinglekan who asserted that the paucity of fuel has some psychological effect on the masses. Otherwise how else could one not know its noon already. Morning ko lol. cheesy

Yea, I was in Cotonou but was repatriated from there to Burundi and even with the guerrilla warfare here we still have fuel in abundance and we're not like you who have to sleep over the station and be told you can't purchase more than 10litres so it could go round everybody. grin

Lol, they should keep hoarding fuel jare. The stress it takes to purchase couple with the exorbitant charges one needs to protect and bulwark it to ensure no one trespasses hehe. A keep off zone board should be placed on the storage area too. grin

The fuel bought yesterday finished already?. Or you too want to start hoarding by sending kid bro. Give that young man some respect and go buy it yourself. tongue

I'm good, thanks. How about you?. And happy Sunday.
Hahahaha @ psychological effect cheesy cheesy. Did I say 'Good morning' lipsrsealed? Me?

cheesy cheesy grin Of all places @ boldened!! God knows what Burundi's fuel looks like grin tongue.

LOL @ zone board.. Hopefully, things will get better this week or next. I believe.

Did I say, I got fuel yesterday undecided? I didn't embarassed. The crowd was much that I couldn't endure the struggle. I had to leave, and I slept in darkness..

LOL @ respect.. C'mon! I'm the big sister here. Thank God! He bought smiley.

I'm doing good.. Nothing much to do, save chilling my big head cheesy.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:00pm On May 24, 2015
VictoriaBee:

You mean 1.7 inches grin

angry

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ronald4lif(m): 4:02pm On May 24, 2015
kinglekan:


ROTFL... cheesy

See as u take finish sleek...yshuga. cheesy
The very bad sister sending the lil kid to the war zone while she sits her big *lips sealed* at home. smiley

Hope you guys have seen my thread though? Check it out, it just hit FP. smiley

The Psychological Effect Of Fuel Scarcity On Nigerians.





Haha. You opened a thread for it and it's even been moved to the headquarters?. Make I go read comments sha and see those whose comments reflects of symptomatic of (fuel-scarcity) psychosis. grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 4:07pm On May 24, 2015
kinglekan:


ROTFL... cheesy

See as u take finish sleekyshuga. cheesy
The very bad sister sending the lil kid to the war zone while she sits her big *lips sealed* at home. smiley

Hope you guys have seen my thread though? Check it out, it just hit FP. smiley

The Psychological Effect Of Fuel Scarcity On Nigerians.




Hian! You no dey waste time oo cheesy cheesy

*runs to read up comments*

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