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Guys And Their Funny Character by LaurelP(m): 7:41pm On May 28, 2015
Okay lemme bash guys a bit...no be only ladies we go dey bash na..
Thank God am a guy too so am bashing myself also. Below are some funny things guys do. Just for the fun and evening relaxation, don't take it personal.

1.They like to be known as the baddest nigga when it comes to catching girls, but they get mad when they see a bad boy around their sisters.

2.The only time they really take time to clean their rooms is when bae is coming over. Even if they're sick.

3. They flirt with all the bad girls in the world, but when its time to settle down, they start searching for good girls.

4. They bash girls at every given chance but still chase after them.

5. They argue and fight over their football teams even when they will never get to meet any of the players.

6. They can cheat, but don't want to hear that their girlfriend cheated.

7. They love to be respected by girls but have never greeted their elder sisters.

8. They disdain prostitutes but still patronize them.

9. They like to knack but hate to hear "I'm pregnant".

10. They exchange blows now and the next minute, they're watching match together.

11.They toast a girl and she refuse, they say she's feeling too big.

12. They buy a gift for a girl, next thing they want sex.

13. A pretty girl smiles at them and in their mind "She likes me".


Pls add yours...

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Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by Proffdada: 7:44pm On May 28, 2015
OP spell " their " T-H-E-I-R
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by missbehave247(m): 7:46pm On May 28, 2015
undecided
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by ArchEnemy(m): 7:47pm On May 28, 2015
They create a thread to bash themselves and other guys tongue
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by IamLEGEND1: 7:48pm On May 28, 2015
so now






u mean say make i no watch saturday's F.A cup final because i no go meet dem ramsey, benteke et al.?
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by agarawu23(m): 7:48pm On May 28, 2015
point No 7

I know dey gree with my sister say she senior me ooo grin
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by Truth24(m): 7:49pm On May 28, 2015
ArchEnemy:
They create a thread to bash themselves and other guys tongue
Lolss

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Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by Rosemary216(f): 7:49pm On May 28, 2015
Number 6 and 7 is so on point!!!
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by Cutehector(m): 7:50pm On May 28, 2015
Looool... I guess this is the counter thread of twaci"s topic..... We all are just silly at some point in our lives
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by Nobody: 7:50pm On May 28, 2015
they insult Guys who bash them.
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by LaurelP(m): 7:51pm On May 28, 2015
Proffdada:
OP spell " their " T-H-E-I-R
Corrected

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Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by ednut1(m): 7:52pm On May 28, 2015
shes driving a car, na runs gal/ashi.
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by kelvyn7: 7:52pm On May 28, 2015
I like men for dat no. 10

they fight one minute and the next they are watching match together grin

Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by Nobody: 7:56pm On May 28, 2015
Lmao @ no. 9
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by ronald4lif(m): 7:56pm On May 28, 2015
kelvyn7:
I like men for dat no. 10

they fight one minute and the next they are watching match together grin

Yes, that's the one positive character about guys. We hardly take insult to heart, but can the opposite gender say same
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by kelvyn7: 8:02pm On May 28, 2015
ronald4lif:


Yes, that's the one positive character about guys. We hardly take insult to heart, but can the opposite gender say same

ahhh,

if two ladies fight hmmmmn

they have become grave enemies

not even d devil can make dem talk together again grin
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by LaurelP(m): 8:12pm On May 28, 2015
agarawu23:
point No 7
I know dey gree with my sister say she senior me ooo grin
Most guys don't
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by LaurelP(m): 8:12pm On May 28, 2015
agarawu23:
point No 7
I know dey gree with my sister say she senior me ooo grin
Most guys don't
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by Nobody: 8:12pm On May 28, 2015
Number 7 not so true,depends on how your brought up,got a sister 3years older than me and I still bent whenever am greeting her...

Number 2,not all guys are dirty...
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by agarawu23(m): 8:13pm On May 28, 2015
LaurelP:


Most guys don't
na so
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by jrerico1(m): 8:13pm On May 28, 2015
Even if Nicki Minaj say come that free punny on champions league night, I go ignore watch messi wella #barcaTreble
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by LaurelP(m): 8:22pm On May 28, 2015
Lamispaco:
Number 7 not so true,depends on how your brought up,got a sister 3years older than me and I still bent whenever am greeting her...

Number 2,not all guys are dirty...

Some guys do respect their elder sisters.
But what is the percentage compared to those who don't?

@2. I didn't say guys are dirty bros... What I mean is dat they take it more seriously when their babe is coming over.
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by LaurelP(m): 8:24pm On May 28, 2015
ednut1:
shes driving a car, na runs gal/ashi.

Gbam!

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Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by LaurelP(m): 8:24pm On May 28, 2015
jrerico1:
Even if Nicki Minaj say come that free punny on champions league night, I go ignore watch messi wella #barcaTreble


Bro are u really sure of dat?
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by missdebs(f): 8:29pm On May 28, 2015
men bashing women and still chasing after dem is very true especially on nl
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by Nobody: 8:32pm On May 28, 2015
kelvyn7:
I like men for dat no. 10
they fight one minute and the next they are watching match together grin
The only reason I want to be a man in my next world.
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by Nobody: 8:33pm On May 28, 2015
why is this thread not on front page yet? Have I booked space for nothing?
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by Truckpusher(m): 8:40pm On May 28, 2015
softysparky:

The only reason I want to be a man in my next world.
Keep dreaming ,your miracle is on the way.
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by Nobody: 8:44pm On May 28, 2015
Truckpusher:
Keep dreaming ,your miracle is on the way.
Onye mgbugrin I said in my next life.
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by Truckpusher(m): 8:44pm On May 28, 2015
softysparky:

Onye mgbugrin I said in my next life.
Me and you get serious beef grin
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by Nobody: 8:46pm On May 28, 2015
Truckpusher:
Me and you get serious beef grin
grin
Re: Guys And Their Funny Character by marieolae(f): 8:47pm On May 28, 2015
No 4 grin grin
TRUE

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