Feranchek:
Hmmm...

Eleyi gidi gan o0o! what can a righteous man do kwanu Bro, you've been holding yourself for a while, please continue doing so.

Buh if you really wanna know her true intent, pretend to play along, then tell her "mama, I'm really missing my wife this night can't wanna sit to hold her in my arms" then watch how 'mama' reacts

baaaaaaadt boi!!!!!!!!. u go sabi kach tif ooooo.dont worry i recommend u as minister of police affairs.
that logic go work die! but the guy must be prepared for it by first decongesting the content of his testicles some where before the d-day make congi no go make im chop apple ooo

Feranchek:
Hmmm...

Eleyi gidi gan o0o! what can a righteous man do kwanu Bro, you've been holding yourself for a while, please continue doing so.

Buh if you really wanna know her true intent, pretend to play along, then tell her "mama, I'm really missing my wife this night can't wanna sit to hold her in my arms" then watch how 'mama' reacts

baaaaaaadt boi!!!!!!!!. u go sabi kach tif ooooo.dont worry i recommend u as minister of police affairs.
that logic go work die! but the guy must be prepared for it by first decongesting the content of his testicles some where before the d-day make congi no go make im chop apple ooo

emmykk:
you are right,eating with her son in law! there is nothing wrong with that, technically he is her son.

Bathroom is a mistake and such thing can happen if she didnt know.

The husby has a dirty mind.even if she kiss him,nothing wrong,mother in law is mother in law.

She has her own plate of food in front of her, she left it and proceed to go eat from OP friend's plate of food uninvited and you think, there is nothing wrong with that? All these, including the bathroom incident only happened when her daughter is away at work.

If she didn't have a motive, why not eat from the Son inlaw's plate in the presence of her daughter, let's see how 'nothing' will not be wrong with that.

5minsmadness:


Recently he has noticed mother in law has become overly friendly and has over stepped her boundries on more than one occasion e.g has walked in on him twice now in the bathroom

Abeg which kind bathroom be that weh no get door?
In case of next time, try arrange your plot well so the story fit look legit.

Moana:
Konji na bastard


Lol on a serious note. Dont tell your wife and dont confront you MIL just yet, she might not be doing it intentionally. Lock the bathroom door when u shower or do your thing. And always seat far from her when you eat.

Simple!

jst bear her till she leaves.

Meanwhile:

For ur OTG smartphones Flash drive. plz claa

the man nor get work for daytime? even if he doesn't have if should hang out with his friends that are jobless too till his wife gets back. I no know why kwanji still dey worry old mama wey he's CUNTinent don already turn killingshi.

































well!!I'm sure it must be a Benin woman, if the man falls for it then yorobah is involved.

Trouble! She is still young enough to want and enjoy sex... pls tactfully avoid her... and no matter what you do [size=14pt]DON'T TELL YOUR WIFE![/size]

5minsmadness:


Mama is 58.

just luk at...........

Pineapp:
It's a test! And your wife is aware of it.. Just don't fall prey...

And this is another side of d coin, op pls take note!

Donvic4u
sorry dude #Ihavedecided

This generation is worst so #don'tdarestopme





Bye am off 2Mars

5minsmadness:
A friend of mine is having issues. His mother in law came to spend some time with them and help take care of the kids while wifey is off to work. Wifey works shifts and is currently on night shift.

Recently he has noticed mother in law has become overly friendly and has over stepped her boundries on more than one occasion e.g wanting to eat from his plate when she has her own food, has walked in on him twice now in the bathroom and on both occasions has retreated with heavy laughter and claiming it was a mistake.

My friend is getting very uncomfortable but doesn't know if to approach his wife about it or is overreacting. Mama has two more weeks to stay. Should he tell his wife or let things be?

Just fück her and enjoy your 5minsmadness

Disclaimer: you're liable for your actions

I already fall in love with this MIL- she must be a very likable person. The SIL must be suffering from a very dirty mind. She should have been really crossed with the SIL for always leaving the bath door ajar while bathing but she laughs it off. Eating from the same plate of her SIL is what a warm blooded loving mum could do anyday as a gesture of affection or unreserved acceptance. Afterall she never for once composed herself seductively before her SIL!

Ideology,,lol He actually knows how fvcking worst d earth is nd i believe He wants 2create new beings here in(MARs) so? I guess u dnt mind coming over?





#lady4rmMars

Lock the bathroom door next time, And stop eating while she is eating

If the MIL looks like Dollyak....guess he would not tell you what transpired in his house. Some babes cute sha.

Oga, after you deliberately opened the bathroom door, she entered so y blame her ? at least you have always suspected her intentions. wait for the outstanding weeks and don't stir the hornet's nest

salsera:
Please clarify
You mean the lady's MOTHER was caught having sex with the ladys husband's sister. Wetin her husband come talk, husbands family nko?
If so..hmm
Even at that they should forgive her and reconcile.

The lady (mama'a daughter) caught her own mum (the one i referred to as mama) having sex with her husband (i.e mama's son in law who developed stroke and died a few months later).

Her (mama's) husband was heart broken and borderline suicidal. Her children (mama's children, i.e the lady's siblings) became the laughing stock in the town and most of them ended up leaving the town. Last i heard, mama was back in her husband's house after so many people mediated but things never remained the same.

Funny thing is; this son in law was well to do and was always spoiling mama (his MIL) with goodies. People around used to envy her. They didn't know there was more to it.

The young lady carefully cleared her husband's account (however she did that) and ran away with their four kids. The man didn't set his eyes on his kids till he died and she still didn't bother to come for his burial.

Forgive and reconcile? Easier said. . .

Caliph69:


Abeg which kind bathroom be that weh no get door?
In case of next time, try arrange your plot well so the story fit look legit.

Apparently he closed it but didn't feel there would be a need to lock it with key since there are more than one bathrooms in the house. He has since resorted to closing the door after him. Honestly it's not a script.

Dnarvaez:
Its pretty sad that people tend to judge a person based on his/her behaviour or show of character. The fact that she walked in on you, unclad while you were taking your bath doesn't translate to an expression of her affection (that she's interested in you). And laughing doesn't means that either. Only time would tell if she has a motive behind her actions.

so why did she walk into the bathroom twice and what did she find funny?dat old woman is loose,she is an accident waiting to happen,gba be.

daniel56:
I think d man. Should tell d wife sometin like dis happened to someone what did d wife tink d man should av done

No. The wife will end up hating her mom, if she sense her hubby is referring to her mom. Best is just see what her mother is up to, time will tell, so far the guy is not a falling type. After all she'll leave in 2 weeks.

shadowgwalker:
the man nor get work for daytime? even if he doesn't have if should hang out with his friends that are jobless too till his wife gets back. I no know why kwanji still dey worry old mama wey he's CUNTinent don already turn killingshi.

































well!!I'm sure it must be a Benin woman, if the man falls for it then yorobah is involved.

shoro ni yen?iranu oro gbaaaa lo ko

adedayourt:


take hot tea, wrap ursef in a fur blanket nd av a good nap

Is that all..do u ever seen realize that I am a man with prick and functional blokos ...and this ur advice aint good enough

Lol

Phema:


Well, it has happened to someone i know. Mama went for omugwo and was having an affair with her SIL. She walked in on them and all hell was let loose. Turns out they had been getting it on for a long time. Long story short; she eventually fled the country with her children and said she won't step foot in Naija till her mum dies. It's been about 10years now and we haven't seen her. SIL died few months later but mama is still very much alive. Very miserable though, as her hubby and children practically abandoned her.

OP please tell your friend to nip this in the bud. Na from clap them dey enter dance

Why won't he die? Sometimes people like this die from more of a guilty conscience. Reminds me of people I KNOW. The girl (in her 20's) went for holidays in a relations house and began to sleep with another distant relation in the house. Not sure how closely related they were but somehow somehow they were.

The girl got pregnant. The young man was persuaded to do the decent thing. They were given a 1000 reasons why it was okay and that even cousins marry bla bla bla. They did. This people suffered as they were without jobs and this marriage idea was sold and pushed on them.

Dude didn't live long. Some say he died from a guilty conscience, fear and what not. Girl has carried her baby and relocated to another state.



@op why is your door not locked while you are in the bathroom? Be strict with MIL and if she still does not get I, tell her off! Don't kill yourself for nothing. All food nor be food.

Feranchek:
Hmmm...

Eleyi gidi gan o0o! what can a righteous man do kwanu Bro, you've been holding yourself for a while, please continue doing so.

Buh if you really wanna know her true intent, pretend to play along, then tell her "mama, I'm really missing my wife this night can't wanna sit to hold her in my arms" then watch how 'mama' reacts

You have sense

belamour:
Who Is Directing The Movie

Wole Soyinka

5minsmadness:


Apparently he closed it but didn't feel there would be a need to lock it with key since there are more than one bathrooms in the house. He has since resorted to closing the door after him. Honestly it's not a script.

In that case, he need to confront the mother inlaw cuz she has something in mind. Maybe his inability to rebuke her yet is giving her morale for more adventurous moves.

tonychristopher:


Is that all..do u ever seen realize that I am a man with prick and functional blokos ...and this ur advice aint good enough

Lol

hw wud funtional prick take away d cold

5minsmadness:
A friend of mine is having issues. His mother in law came to spend some time with them and help take care of the kids while wifey is off to work. Wifey works shifts and is currently on night shift.

Recently he has noticed mother in law has become overly friendly and has over stepped her boundries on more than one occasion e.g wanting to eat from his plate when she has her own food, has walked in on him twice now in the bathroom and on both occasions has retreated with heavy laughter and claiming it was a mistake.

My friend is getting very uncomfortable but doesn't know if to approach his wife about it or is overreacting. Mama has two more weeks to stay. Should he tell his wife or let things be?

you know why I don't believe this story?




Do you shower with the door opened? I want to know how she saw you while taking your bath. was she peeping thru the key hole or you're the one displaying your goods (p€nis) to seduce the old mama

As usual it's always my friend... Some nairalanders and deniers/liars are like Russia and cold or bread and butter

adedayourt:


hw wud funtional prick take away d cold

Body heat ..its simple biology

When animals and mamals are cold they cuddle each other and the body heat is transfered

And we are mammals and He created them male and female

I am no hemophrodite or transgender ..but pure man . so help a brother here

Mznaett:
Donvic4u
sorry dude #Ihavedecided

This generation is worst so #don'tdarestopme





Bye am off 2Mars

Ama join you soon.....












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