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My Love Story That Never Happen by Edwardhead(m): 10:25am On Jun 26, 2015
MY LOVE STORY THAT...
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I met this pretty lady some few years back, she approached me and initiated a chat with me. She was driving an SUV that day. We finally exchanged contacts.
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She works as a senior staff in Chevron. She also own a couple of properties in Lagos and Johannesburg. We became very close. As a poor guy, I was very loyal but she wanted me to be the man in the relationship.
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Each time we meet her friends, she will be like, "Baby please buy me this... buy me that...". It is her money but she paints a picture that I am the one spending on her. She buys clothes that I never would have looked at because of the outrageous amount it would cost and says I bought it for her as a gift.
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She rented a 2 bedroom flat for me and each time she comes around, she washes my clothes and cooks for me. She suggested that I become independent, that I should quit my N15,000 salary job and start my own business. She budgeted N15million for my business.
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I started asking myself what's going on? She hasn't even met my parents. I haven't even proposed to her. I went ahead and resigned. We started preparing for my first business trip, buying of Visa and all that. She finally transferred the money to my account.
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That afternoon, I came to the bank to transfer the money to my domiciliary account, I waited for a long time. Just when it was about to be transferred, my phone rang and it was a friend I owe N400 who woke me up from the dream...
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... NEVER HAPPEN!

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Re: My Love Story That Never Happen by boladegreat(f): 3:46pm On Jun 26, 2015
cheesy go nd sleep again
Re: My Love Story That Never Happen by willbob(m): 8:45pm On Jun 26, 2015
big ups to edwardhead...........
watch out for his website. it is going to feature funny pics..weird pics and jokes anything funny.......
Re: My Love Story That Never Happen by Edwardhead(m): 3:46pm On Jun 29, 2015
willbob:
big ups to edwardhead...........
watch out for his website. it is going to feature funny pics..weird pics and jokes anything funny.......
my thumb up for yo

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