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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by bettercreature(m): 9:41am On Jul 20, 2015
This OP is clueless,am sure its copy and paste tho but what are we going to write if you remove the above 20 points

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by missionmex(m): 9:41am On Jul 20, 2015
After all said and done those with godfathers will first be considered, before they even look at your side. lipsrsealed

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by kenoz(m): 9:41am On Jul 20, 2015
Okay
Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Computer6303(m): 9:42am On Jul 20, 2015
They can aswell keep their work
Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by bendutch(m): 9:43am On Jul 20, 2015
Who make this guy HR? Park well jor
Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Cyriloha(m): 9:44am On Jul 20, 2015
marshalcarter:
So what and what do they want to see niiundecided

ask him oo to get Job ma connections and games you get me and also by God's interventions. ...BUT MOST OF US DON'T PRAY NAH
Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Lifted2015: 9:44am On Jul 20, 2015
Watin come remain for CV? Long n short of it all God's favour n long leg. If u like Behind ur cv like JJC person when dey go america Embasy for[/color][color=#000000] the first time for visa stuff, if ororo of favour no dey ur side my guy, u are on a long thing oooooooooooooooo
Coldplayz2:





Source: http://www.quickjobng.com/2015/04/checkout-these-20-things-recruiters-do-not-want-to-see-on-your-cv


Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by easy2buzz: 9:44am On Jul 20, 2015
Maybe if all.dis is been remove dey need a plan sheet. undecidedMaybe if all.dis is been remove dey need a plan sheet.

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by duality(m): 9:50am On Jul 20, 2015
Recruiters want to magicians.
Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by missKiffy(f): 9:52am On Jul 20, 2015
Then what do they want to see
Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by yahmohy27: 9:53am On Jul 20, 2015
StRichard:
What d hell do they want to see?
No mind the guy jare, in this country ,all you need is to have Baba sale e or god father that ll help u facilitates the process CV my foot ,everything depends on God will
Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Coldplayz2(m): 9:53am On Jul 20, 2015
This is the PART 2 of this Article ....


PART 2: Important Things Recruiters Want To See On Your CV


https://www.nairaland.com/2464215/part-2-important-things-recruiters


It includes a download link of a Sample CV.

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Segse(m): 9:57am On Jul 20, 2015
It's really confusing.....
Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Nobody: 9:58am On Jul 20, 2015
Alll these not to do just to get a freaking job while uneducated thieving block headed peoples are at the helm of affairs ruling this messed up nation... angry....does tompolo have even a CV more or less paying attention to what not to add to own billions and making companies run for there monies?....nonsense....


I advise we all get some top government officials to recommend us for top notch jobs and screw this CV shit....nonsense...


After designing ones CV to what end?...

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Nobody: 10:03am On Jul 20, 2015
IzonOwei:
Alll these not to do just to get a freaking job while uneducated thieving block headed peoples are at the helm of affairs ruling this messed up nation... angry....does tompolo have even a CV more or less paying attention to what not to add to own billions and making companies run for there monies?....nonsense....


I advise we all get some top government officials to recommend us for top notch jobs and screw this CV shit....nonsense...


After designing ones CV to what end?...

See truth. Choiii!!

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by tgmservice: 10:04am On Jul 20, 2015
Most importantly they do not want to see your cv around them if u don't have a big man connection

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Bollove: 10:05am On Jul 20, 2015
marshalcarter:
So what and what do they want to see niiundecided
abi ooo ... The Op is crazy joor !!!

They do not wanto see this, they do not wanto see that .... pfffttt !!!

There is no standard format for writing a CV joor .... it just must be articulate and representational.

I have applied for a job in the banking sector before and the only one reason why I was considered was because of my NYSC experiences which I listed as my duties...... not the rest.

If I have removed it now, how will they know

There is different between CV of experienced hire and that of entry level abeg.

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by ruffneck(m): 10:06am On Jul 20, 2015
Some ppl dnt even need CVs to get jobs
Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by aku626(m): 10:07am On Jul 20, 2015
Thought it would end with they don't want to see you angry

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by tyor: 10:10am On Jul 20, 2015
Some people will just go and copy things from Estonia and post here. Have we not learnt that HR is Europe is different from HR in Nigeria?
You cant copy processes in the EU and dump on Nigerian, you have to tailor it to what d market wants. We are naturally noisy people, if you CV isnt noisy about a few important things, sorry for you.

often times, you want to adapt with the Posters standards because the employers are Foreign companies, but the foreign companies engage local firms to head hunt, these hunters usually require heavily loaded CVs to do a profile of candidates for their client. That happened to me once, i tailored my CV to what the hiring company would prefer, but the HR advised that I copy and paste my job description under each work experience.

Also, Lets not forget that Rookies often times does shortlisting, they are looking for word-matches on your experience listing. If your achievement doesnt state or relate to the particular word/task they require, they SKIP!

People differ, CEOs differ, HR differs.... Population and labour market differs too.

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Nobody: 10:11am On Jul 20, 2015
dearpreye:


See truth. Choiii!!
my bro people dey vex...CV this CV thaat...ministers and senators children get CV?...do buharis kids have a CV?...you think ameachis boys possess RESUMES?...or tinubu...or odili?...


If you see how people dey get job right left center for this country without all these CV shiiit you go fear your head...

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Nobody: 10:13am On Jul 20, 2015
Recruiters want to see this... recruiters don't want to see that... Abeg make una leave story for the gods. I worked for 2 days before I even submitted my CV. Just pray for God's favour and be VERY GOOD at whatever you do, jobs will look for you. I recently facilitated the hiring of my classmate in my organisation. Just yesterday, I was begging him to send his résumé to the organisation's mail so that they could create his profile. The truth is, most of these organisations already have the positions filled. The recruitment is just a mere formality. The best they can do is to hire 4 out of about 20 of the available slots through the rigorous recruitment process. #Na?9ja?we?dey?#

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Nobody: 10:14am On Jul 20, 2015
blank Cv shuld be d best.

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Bollove: 10:15am On Jul 20, 2015
NifemiOlu:
Lol..."they don't want to see..." lol.
Some of these "they don't want to see" got me a job 2 weeks ago. Being able to 'talk' about your CV is the most important. I won't say more than that.
Since "they don't want to see", package blank white sheets. They should love to see that. My CV is 5 pages and counting...my HoD has a 27-page CV.
Don't mind that yeye Op.
CV must contain everything you ....... Experiences, academic, professional, skills and/or vocations as well as achievements.

You may now start selecting and tailoring the required information to meet a specific job requirement.

Essence of CV is to get you an Interview .... Interview gangan is where you display everything in you even if it gonna be within 5mins......... by the time you now removed these 20 items .... no be blank sheet go remain

which one will now get you interview, bearing in mind that among these 20items are the only achievements some people can boast of !!!

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by ExInferis(m): 10:15am On Jul 20, 2015
Screw those gaddam recruiters. Everyone can do anything in the office, what with computers and SaaS etc.

A CV is a CV is a CV even if written with crayola or monkey ink. The essential gist of a CV is: i schooled here, i did this, give me that job.


Give us a gaddam job already, stop this regimented crap. Its tiresome spending days garnishing a CV only to read that a desired format is required. You then follow that format religiously only to have your CV tossed into the crapper because of frivolous excuses that you used Times New Roman font rather than Helvetica. Or that you should've typed your CV on an Apple laptop, or the PDF format you sent your CV was 2 kb more than required.

Now even saying one knows Excel and PowerPoint is wrong? Bleep this crap.

Give niggas jobs.

There are extremely talented, inventive, and genuinely skilled people here on nairaland and online elsewhere whose talents are being wasted fighting about politics, phones and virginity.

Mister recruiter, stop the bullsh1t about CVs and give niggas jobs.

That's all.

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by maryhaam(f): 10:16am On Jul 20, 2015
NifemiOlu:
Lol..."they don't want to see..." lol.
Some of these "they don't want to see" got me a job 2 weeks ago. Being able to 'talk' about your CV is the most important. I won't say more than that.
Since "they don't want to see", package blank white sheets. They should love to see that. My CV is 5 pages and counting...my HoD has a 27-page CV.
what was in ur dey don't want to. C.#interested#
Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by maryhaam(f): 10:19am On Jul 20, 2015
Fit2Rule:
Recruiters want to see this... recruiters don't want to see that... Abeg make una leave story for the gods. I worked for 2 days before I even submitted my CV. Just pray for God's favour and be VERY GOOD at whatever you do, jobs will look for you. I recently facilitated the hiring of my classmate in my organisation. Just yesterday, I was begging him to send his résumé to the organisation's mail so that they could create his profile. The truth is, most of these organisations already have the positions filled. The recruitment is just a mere formality. The best they can do is to hire 4 out of about 20 of the available slots through the rigorous recruitment process. #Na?9ja?we?dey?#
can I. Be ur classmate?

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Gnen: 10:20am On Jul 20, 2015
Connection or senators and governors children! What of people without connections. God's favour is the best!
Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Gheritage(m): 10:23am On Jul 20, 2015
Temidayo9:
When it is time for you to get that Job, God will bypass all the protocol...... infact cv will not be checked

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by NifemiOlu(m): 10:23am On Jul 20, 2015
Bollove:
Don't mind that yeye Op.
CV must contain everything you ....... Experiences, academic, professional, skills and/or vocations as well as achievements.

You may now start selecting and tailoring the required information to meet a specific job requirement.

Essence of CV is to get you an Interview .... Interview gangan is where you display everything in you even if it gonna be within 5mins......... by the time you now removed these 20 items .... no be blank sheet go remain

which one will now get you interview, bearing in mind that among these 20items are the only achievements some people can boast of !!!

Word! Gbam.
Cc: maryhaam
Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Nobody: 10:24am On Jul 20, 2015
maryhaam:
can I. Be ur classmate?
Lol. I'm no longer in school na.

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Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Nobody: 10:24am On Jul 20, 2015
IzonOwei:
my bro people dey vex...CV this CV thaat...ministers and senators children get CV?...do buharis kids have a CV?...you think ameachis boys possess RESUMES?...or tinubu...or odili?...


If you see how people dey get job right left center for this country without all these CV shiiit you go fear your head...


Bro, procedures are for the poor and unconnected and timid folks. With this oil in my region, I'll NEVER be poor. Whenever alarm blow small, I don enter villa.....

Nigeria isn't a nation; it's a business. Get as much as you can before the cookies finally crumble....hahaha.

Simple.

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