Hello everyone! What's up? So which one of you don enter danfo/BRT/Elrufia before? (Oya come here and form for me now ).

Either way, for people like us that use these means of transportation frequently, here's a list of characters you find ever present in them:

1. Assistant Drivers:
These ones are usually in front seats. You'll always hear them yelling at the driver saying, "Take left! Overtake that guy!" Or, "Driver no match brake na! Na him suppose stop for you...", or even, "Why you let am pass you? Driver you too slow oooh!". The annoying thing is that if you let them drive the car, they'll do worse sef!

2. Assistant conductors:
You find this set poking nosing in the "conductor's" issues. You hear them saying stuffs like, "Conductor u never give that woman change for front", or "Enter na, the bus dey go Ojuelegba....", or even "Conductor that man change don pass oh!".

3. The Argumentators :
To get them started, just say in a loud voice, "See as this road be, its all GEJ's fault....". I swear, that bus won't hear anything again till u get down. This set always come with 2 groups; the defenders and the opposers and they never agree on anything, be it politics, fuel issues or football. Wetin fit this set na headphones.

4. The Formers:
This set always act like its their first time in a public transport. They do funny stuffs like; clean the chair with a hanky before sitting, make a face with a someone sits close to them, wear shades (plzzzz, in a bus?!) or will even have the guts to ask you, "pls how do you open the windows?".........like seriously?

5. The Sleepers Crew:
Once this set finds a sit, they doze off. They are ready to sleep through the journey (even when paying their bus fare) till the bus gets to its final bustop. This set usually miss their bustop and over pay the conductors...so if u have missed yours before, lemme see your hands up .

6. The observers:
I fall into this group . This set just plug in earphones and watch quietly as the characters above do their thing. They don't talk....almost invisible, sha just don't step on their toes if u know what is good for you.

That's all I have. Kindly add yours or identify your group .

The eaters nko... lol


This ones can eat anything in a bus lol

*yawns*

Boring

JeffreyJamez:
The eaters nko... lol


This ones can eat anything in a bus lol

E.g You shey?

Transformium:
*yawns*

Boring

Seriously! Even I thought so. Dont mind the yeye OP!

Twaci:
E.g You shey?

Me ke...


I'm number 6 o.....I try to avoid PT sef... if it's trekable I trek it..if it's bikeable, I bike it ....if not.... number 6 mode is on standby

Twaci:
Seriously! Even I thought so. Dont mind the yeye OP!

She is so boring, she can literarily put a baby to sleep with this.

That Number 4 comprises mostly of Females

Am an Assistant Driver! Why won't I be?? In this Perilous times where Evil is Happening everywhere..... I have to be on Guard to make Sure the Driver doesn't Waste my Innocent Life!

You Forgot the Current tappers...this Guys will Be Waiting for a Girl to enter then they Rush Inside immediately to sit Near her.. They Spend the Rest of the Journey Tapping Current from her Boob and Laps

JeffreyJamez:
The eaters nko... lol


This ones can eat anything in a bus lol

La casera, gala, cooked/roasted corn etc esp wn dere's traffic

The "brother help me carry one of my shidren" crew

#Teamobservers...we rock...

What of toaster crew. Always like to seat with Fine girl.... to run things...

Lol

Me na observer but no find ma wahala... One stupid conductor finish me with mouth, almost fought me because I supported a lady he quarreled with... Na so I maintain, use phone txt my platoon squad make dem come out for our bus stop.. Wen I reach, as soon as I site them.. Come down I tear d conductor hot slap..the rest na story..

There are some who dont get sleep at home but as soon as they get inn a bus they sleep off.

Twaci:


3. The Argumentators :
To get them started, just say in a loud voice, "See as this road be, its all GEJ's fault....". I swear, that bus won't hear anything again till u get down. This set always come with 2 groups; the defenders and the opposers and they never agree on anything, be it politics, fuel issues or football. Wetin fit this set na headphones.

Lolz! you are talking about me here, during my surulere yrs, I never entered a bus and got down without other passengers waving hands telling me Oga bye bye. 'cos I always turned the bus to a beer parlour with my politics argument.
lemme add more

7. The novel readers:
these ones enter bus with a novel, no matter what is happening in or outside the bus there eyes dey for the novel.

8. The JJC
these ones will enter bus without knowing the place they are going, once the bus moves they will start telling the conductor their bus-stop

9. The trouble maker
these ones always look for something to cause wahala with other passenger, either they march on your shoe, or they refuse to shift well for another passenger to enter.

10. the preachers
to me these are the most annoying, they dont care if you re muslim or hindu, once the bus moves they start preaching, sometimes their preaching go be like say na you dem dey talk to

No 5, very annoying

killsmith:
The "brother help me carry one of my shidren" crew

wicked!!

MILITARY ZONE
KEEP OUT!!

k
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The thinkers.

These sit beside the window and look out the window . . . while playing inspirational music and thinking about their lives. These are the most depicted in Hollywood movies.

I fall into this category.

It's a season of numbers. Ten things this, 6 things that.
Op, you must have being a regular in public transport, for you to know all this.
Later you go still dey form ajibota.

Sits at the back seat admiring that babe seriously just they pray make she drop for my Junction

7)

THE INDECENT CREW(ladies)

Dey will always wear nonsense.sumtyms their panties will show wen dey are about to alight the bus