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Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Twaci(f): 3:15pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Hello everyone! What's up? So which one of you don enter danfo/BRT/Elrufia before? (Oya come here and form for me now ). Either way, for people like us that use these means of transportation frequently, here's a list of characters you find ever present in them: 1. Assistant Drivers: These ones are usually in front seats. You'll always hear them yelling at the driver saying, "Take left! Overtake that guy!" Or, "Driver no match brake na! Na him suppose stop for you...", or even, "Why you let am pass you? Driver you too slow oooh!". The annoying thing is that if you let them drive the car, they'll do worse sef! 2. Assistant conductors: You find this set poking nosing in the "conductor's" issues. You hear them saying stuffs like, "Conductor u never give that woman change for front", or "Enter na, the bus dey go Ojuelegba....", or even "Conductor that man change don pass oh!". 3. The Argumentators : To get them started, just say in a loud voice, "See as this road be, its all GEJ's fault....". I swear, that bus won't hear anything again till u get down. This set always come with 2 groups; the defenders and the opposers and they never agree on anything, be it politics, fuel issues or football. Wetin fit this set na headphones. 4. The Formers: This set always act like its their first time in a public transport. They do funny stuffs like; clean the chair with a hanky before sitting, make a face with a someone sits close to them, wear shades (plzzzz, in a bus?!) or will even have the guts to ask you, "pls how do you open the windows?".........like seriously? 5. The Sleepers Crew: Once this set finds a sit, they doze off. They are ready to sleep through the journey (even when paying their bus fare) till the bus gets to its final bustop. This set usually miss their bustop and over pay the conductors...so if u have missed yours before, lemme see your hands up . 6. The observers: I fall into this group . This set just plug in earphones and watch quietly as the characters above do their thing. They don't talk....almost invisible, sha just don't step on their toes if u know what is good for you. That's all I have. Kindly add yours or identify your group . 71 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by naijaboiy: 3:18pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Typing. |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by JeffreyJamez(m): 3:22pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
The eaters nko... lol This ones can eat anything in a bus lol 44 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Transformium: 3:24pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
*yawns* Boring 1 Like |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Twaci(f): 3:28pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez:E.g You shey? 1 Like |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Twaci(f): 3:30pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Transformium:Seriously! Even I thought so. Dont mind the yeye OP! 5 Likes |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by JeffreyJamez(m): 3:32pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Twaci: Me ke... I'm number 6 o.....I try to avoid PT sef... if it's trekable I trek it..if it's bikeable, I bike it ....if not.... number 6 mode is on standby 2 Likes |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Transformium: 3:40pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Twaci: She is so boring, she can literarily put a baby to sleep with this. |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Slimzjoe(m): 3:58pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
That Number 4 comprises mostly of Females Am an Assistant Driver! Why won't I be?? In this Perilous times where Evil is Happening everywhere..... I have to be on Guard to make Sure the Driver doesn't Waste my Innocent Life! You Forgot the Current tappers...this Guys will Be Waiting for a Girl to enter then they Rush Inside immediately to sit Near her.. They Spend the Rest of the Journey Tapping Current from her Boob and Laps 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Maryalex1805(f): 4:23pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez:La casera, gala, cooked/roasted corn etc esp wn dere's traffic 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by stephenqueen: 4:31pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by killsmith(f): 5:48pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
The "brother help me carry one of my shidren" crew 31 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Richie0974: 6:33pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
#Teamobservers...we rock... |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Barselonia(m): 6:33pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
What of toaster crew. Always like to seat with Fine girl.... to run things... 4 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Nobody: 6:33pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Lol 2 Shares
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Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Bsc(m): 6:34pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Me na observer but no find ma wahala... One stupid conductor finish me with mouth, almost fought me because I supported a lady he quarreled with... Na so I maintain, use phone txt my platoon squad make dem come out for our bus stop.. Wen I reach, as soon as I site them.. Come down I tear d conductor hot slap..the rest na story.. 2 Likes |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Ambi25: 6:35pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
There are some who dont get sleep at home but as soon as they get inn a bus they sleep off. |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
I have never been on NAIJA PUBLIC BUSES. I charter Cabs. F***ing Generic and boring thread. But anytime i take my Campus Bus to class if i dont have Gas Money or am too lazy to drive . 1. Nerds: Glasses wielding silent People that cover their faces with Books 2. Popular Cats: ME. Everyone wants to sit beside the Star player of the Soccer team Those are the only 2 i observe since i rarely take Public Transport and when i take campus Bus my fans always surround me |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Twaci: Lolz! you are talking about me here, during my surulere yrs, I never entered a bus and got down without other passengers waving hands telling me Oga bye bye. 'cos I always turned the bus to a beer parlour with my politics argument. lemme add more 7. The novel readers: these ones enter bus with a novel, no matter what is happening in or outside the bus there eyes dey for the novel. 8. The JJC these ones will enter bus without knowing the place they are going, once the bus moves they will start telling the conductor their bus-stop 9. The trouble maker these ones always look for something to cause wahala with other passenger, either they march on your shoe, or they refuse to shift well for another passenger to enter. 10. the preachers to me these are the most annoying, they dont care if you re muslim or hindu, once the bus moves they start preaching, sometimes their preaching go be like say na you dem dey talk to 29 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Nobody: 6:36pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
No 5, very annoying 1 Like |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by babyfaceafrica: 6:36pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
killsmith:wicked!! 1 Like |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Rapunzel001: 6:37pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
MILITARY ZONE KEEP OUT!! |
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Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by myklangelo(m): 6:37pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
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Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Nobody: 6:37pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
The thinkers. These sit beside the window and look out the window . . . while playing inspirational music and thinking about their lives. These are the most depicted in Hollywood movies. I fall into this category. 8 Likes |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by steppin: 6:37pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
It's a season of numbers. Ten things this, 6 things that. Op, you must have being a regular in public transport, for you to know all this. Later you go still dey form ajibota. 2 Likes |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by DONMAYOR19(m): 6:38pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
The mechanic/dirty people that will seat beside u and start to inconvenient u while telling u bros/auntie no vex o. I swear if u seat close to these people o, na prayer u go just dey pray make u reach your bustop. The mouth/body odour people, I no even need to talk much here, if u seat close to these set of people, na die u dey. 3 Likes |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by saintTim(m): 6:38pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Sits at the back seat admiring that babe seriously just they pray make she drop for my Junction 7) 1 Like |
Re: Groups Of People You Encounter In A Public Transport by Sunexy(m): 6:40pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
THE INDECENT CREW(ladies) Dey will always wear nonsense.sumtyms their panties will show wen dey are about to alight the bus 5 Likes |
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