Twaci:
Thank goodness for this confession!

You are healed brother

Twaci u funny sha
Ok make i add the wind breakers....NA only God know wetin dem chop,once dem Sidon near U dem go just begin mess,and dem go bone face like say nothing dey happen

U forgot d traders :,M scared of ppl like that ehn, that was how I entered a bus going home ooh, 1 fat woman like that just said to me 'Sister I sell bra ooh, fine designer bra, then I said ok. Maybe she tot I said she shld bring it out, then she brought it out nd be showing me diff types. I was so embarrassed ehn. Ppl insyd d bus were just shouting 'ahan han u wan test am for insyd bus? Ohya kuku remove ha cloth nd wear it for her nau' chai I was just praying for d bus to divide, let d ground open nd swallow me.

MsZeezah:
What is ajibota please?

Question for the gods.

The observer.. when ever am travelling, i go with ma headset or earphone.. without that, my journey will be borrrrring!

JeffreyJamez:
The eaters nko... lol


This ones can eat anything in a bus lol

lyk one woman bought spoilt guinea fowl eggs d whole motor dey smell lyk gutter.
Trust IBO boys weh no sabi address person dem tell d woman to keep d eggs when she reach house she go continue d ultimate search 4 good ones

Twaci you forget other set of people- (7) The newspaper borrowers, once u enter a bus and they sees u with newspaper,they go tell u abeg oga make I see and once it enters there hands and u later forget,it becomes theirs .
( The pls abeg carry one of my shildren- parents that hv 4 or more kids and once they enter, the mother will only pay for herself and begs others to carry her pikins for her.
(9) The music listeners and Dj's- once they enter busy,headphone and earphones straight

The abeg carry my shildren own is so annoying,I remember while travelling a 2hours distance,the woman behind me was like "abeg carry my baby" when I turned look the "baby",na one 15 years old gal...can you imagine? Some don't even ask kindly,some see it as a right and if you refuse,they can tag you "wicked" or rain insults on you...

westlius:

Missed one the toasters those are mostly boys who wants to sit close to a babe, wants to collect her number but when its time to pay trans bills, ignore d babe as if he does not know her

So you expect them BOYS to pay before Ni?

samflex:


I should now scroll up to start looking at what no 5 is about abi?

or u could just skip mine and keep viewing other comments

Truckpusher:
You dey jump bus too?

every every, even tipper sef

Sunexy:
THE INDECENT CREW(ladies)

Dey will always wear nonsense.sumtyms their panties will show wen dey are about to alight the bus

Lol
Badoo.
Face front!!!

You forgot the marketers...always selling @ a cheaper rate

Proudly no 5, use earpiece and doze off, wake me wen we reach last bustop

Mcowubaba:

Lol
Badoo.
Face front!!!

Abi na

Marketers, very persuasive lot.

Pick pocketers

#team-observers...if u see me inside public transport u go tink say my range rover spoil so I wan jst take dis 1 so I fit reach wrk sharp sharp.....#ajebor

missgray:
or u could just skip mine and keep viewing other comments

Lol

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the prayer warriors nko, dey can pray for d entire journey

Maryalex1805:

La casera, gala, cooked/roasted corn etc esp wn dere's traffic

egg

Formers ke?

So, if I clean a dirty seat before I lay my a5s on it, I'm forming, eh? Yeye.

I clean seats AND any part of the bus my skin or clothes would probably get in contact with. I just don't like dirt. Sue me

What about the "aunty, how much are u giving the conductor" "are u giving him change" crew

naijaboiy:
Typing.

Why u kom resemble Runtown; abi una relate?

Kom, no claim relationship if u no know am!

The fat ladies in armless tops. They will mess up your clean shirt with their muddy fat bodies

Richie0974:
#Teamobservers...we rock...

Yeah! Yeah!!

kingguu:
Wats bout d advertisers.....This drug dey cure headache, gonorrhoea, malaria, staphylococcus.....gbogbonishe..

this is if you find yourself around coasters buses or molue especially on your way to Orile-mile two-Alaba vosks etc. What about the ones with terrible B.O sitting close to you. That is a killer.

make God give you your own car so that you can avoid all these people

Twaci:
Hello everyone! What's up? So which one of you don enter danfo/BRT/Elrufia before? (Oya come here and form for me now ).

Either way, for people like us that use these means of transportation frequently, here's a list of characters you find ever present in them:

1. Assistant Drivers:
These ones are usually in front seats. You'll always hear them yelling at the driver saying, "Take left! Overtake that guy!" Or, "Driver no match brake na! Na him suppose stop for you...", or even, "Why you let am pass you? Driver you too slow oooh!". The annoying thing is that if you let them drive the car, they'll do worse sef!

2. Assistant conductors:
You find this set poking nosing in the "conductor's" issues. You hear them saying stuffs like, "Conductor u never give that woman change for front", or "Enter na, the bus dey go Ojuelegba....", or even "Conductor that man change don pass oh!".

3. The Argumentators :
To get them started, just say in a loud voice, "See as this road be, its all GEJ's fault....". I swear, that bus won't hear anything again till u get down. This set always come with 2 groups; the defenders and the opposers and they never agree on anything, be it politics, fuel issues or football. Wetin fit this set na headphones.

4. The Formers:
This set always act like its their first time in a public transport. They do funny stuffs like; clean the chair with a hanky before sitting, make a face with a someone sits close to them, wear shades (plzzzz, in a bus?!) or will even have the guts to ask you, "pls how do you open the windows?".........like seriously?

5. The Sleepers Crew:
Once this set finds a sit, they doze off. They are ready to sleep through the journey (even when paying their bus fare) till the bus gets to its final bustop. This set usually miss their bustop and over pay the conductors...so if u have missed yours before, lemme see your hands up .

6. The observers:
I fall into this group . This set just plug in earphones and watch quietly as the characters above do their thing. They don't talk....almost invisible, sha just don't step on their toes if u know what is good for you.

That's all I have. Kindly add yours or identify your group .

iamsodium:
yu r cray.....dz a good rite up....In Moti Cake's Voice..."bad belle.....#isallowed...

Someone else has put up sumfn similar in the past.

killsmith:
The "brother help me carry one of my shidren" crew

Loll, so so funny and true. Help me "lap" one please.

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