Bimffo:


Guy, Calm down joor.. You are using per 90 metrics.. Forget about the Total number of minutes played because its irrelevant.. Remy at Newcastle beat Chicha at ManU hands down!

I don't agree, let's assume minutes played is irrelevant, it still doesn't take away the fact that Remy was a starter at Newcastle and Chicharito was not

This stat will elate raumdeuter: Germany have only lost 2 of their 84 WC qualification matches. Only Portugal (1985 in Stuttgart) and England (2001 in Munich) have beaten die manschaft.

Nigeria hasn't lost a home WC qualifying match since a 1981 loss to Algeria.

Bimffo:
DopeJemi

When you comparing 2 players and they don't have the same number of minutes, Per 90 metrics is the most accurate way to compare both players..

So, You intentionally shot yourself at the leg with those stats..

Okay, wait.. i'll bring the one of show totals

dopeJemi:

Okay, wait.. i'll bring the one of show totals

No Jemi! Totals will make Remy better..
Per 90 metrics will show a more accurate rating..

Bimffo:


No Jemi! Totals will make Remy better..

Per 90 metrics will show a more accurate rating..

That's what i'm saying

If 90 metrics show a more accurate rating like the one up there, then Remy is still not better than chicha IMO.. considering who was a starter and who was not at that time.

I dey go chop Golden morn

Saw the Madrid City game earlier today.

Wow, those guys are just on another level. City didn't even threaten at all.

Leyqute:




LMAO.

How the yeye stuff wey u post take dey relevant here?

I see say you like to throw insults and when one throw some ur way na u go quick shout mk dem no insult u.

Guy you be ogbonge Nigerian

Nihilist:


You stated that "Chelsea underperformed last season". Your own words. Stop trying to switch lanes.

But if you say Chelsea needs to strengthen because they "underperformed" last season, then that's just plain stupid.

I was actually correct with my previous diagnosis of your predicament. You lack basic comprehension skills.

Chelsea underperformed last season. You can't compare Chelsea's performance in all competitions with its European counterparts.

Barcelona had the best outing winning a treble. Barca had a league GD of +89. Juve (2 trophies) (+48), Bayern (+62). Even Madrid had a better squad with a GD of +80. Chelsea ended the season with a goal difference of +41 (park the bus mentality). Also, the other teams all had better outings in the Champions league.

That's what I said.

You picked out one sentence, ignore the next sentence (which elaborated the first sentence) and fixed your whole attention on it like a starved dog who accidentally came across a dry bone.

You need to think with your head before typing, not your anus.

Chelsea lost on goal difference to PSG which are also a member of the European elite. How retardedd are you to not understand how this is not 'disgraceful' as you put it.

It's disappointing as well. Chelsea had the upper hand and lost in a foolish manner.

You'll notice that none of your own fans would back you on this argument. You are to them an idi0t to be tolerated at home, and an embarrassment to be avoided abroad.

In the land of the blind, a one-eyed man is the king.

If this were happening on Utd's thread you'd have been eviscerated by now. Moreover, we're sensible peeps and can answer for ourselves individually.

Stick to trolling or better yet, stitch up your lips and then coat them in superglue. You are just too stupidd to air opinions here.

You've been repeating this sentence so long you're beginning to sound like a broken record. It's actually boring and annoying.

To compare Chelsea's performance in Europe to Bayern's Barca, Madrid, Juve is also an exercise in stupidity, as these clubs are historically bigger and better than Chelsea anyway.

Oh. I've been wasting my time all along. I've given more credit than necessary to Chelsea. Chelsea can't be compared to Europe's elite. No wonder you're jerking off to last season's performance.

Dunce.

Leyqute, try calm down small abeg.. the guy don calm down

mathys:


How the yeye stuff wey u post take dey relevant here?

I see say you like to throw insults and when one throw some ur way na u go quick shout mk dem no insult u.

Guy you be ogbonge Nigerian

Haba na. Na Chelsea's performance we dey discuss na. Not Man Utd v Chelsea, that's what you guys were trying to drag me into.

I thought Chelsea didn't do too well last season as Chelsea should and I blamed it on Mou's penchant for using the first team alone. Chikena.

I don't like insulting people, but I have to return the compliment with extra dressings when its dished out to me.

Naso person dey do na. Abi?

Lopez is 46 today

Costa is still 26...

dopeJemi:


That's what i'm saying

If 90 metrics show a more accurate rating like the one up there, then Remy is still not better than chicha IMO.. considering who was a starter and who was not at that time.

I dey go chop Golden morn

You are still not getting me.. Per 90 Metrics will show you the real picture of how both players faired, not minding the number of minutes both players played..

And with the stats you posted Up there, Remy of NewCastle is better than ChiCha of ManU

dopeJemi:
Leyqute, try calm down small abeg.. the guy don calm down

Bros. Na fight hin carry come so I must return blow for blow.

Buh now I don stop

I don c am as im b

Bimffo:


You are still not getting me.. Per 90 Metrics will show you the real picture of how both players faired, not minding the number of minutes both players played..

And with the stats you posted Up there, Remy of NewCastle is better than ChiCha of ManU

Okay now I get... now let's mind the number of minutes played by both players


*chews golden morn*

Nihilist:


Your DNA strands must be 65% pure stupidity.

The odds of PSG winning the CL at the start of last season were 16-1. The odds of Benfica were 150-1

Your daft analogy reflects your daft outlook to life.

Then yours must have been infested by HIV RNA , which is now preventing your brain cells from carrying out their normal activities!

Which sensible person will say that defeat was not a disgrace?
Is it not the same PSG your loud-mouthed coach said that the games they play in their league is not as tough as Chelsea training?
Is it not this same PSG that couldn't protect a 2 goals advantage against Chelsea last season?
Is it not this same PSG that were peeing in their pants when an injured Messi was subbed in last 2 years?

Even when considering how the defeat came, no sane person will say it wasn't a disgrace!

It seems you don't even know that the Portuguese league is rated higher than french league in UEFA ranking, so my post was tactically correct!

Leyqute:


[s]I was actually correct with my previous diagnosis of your predicament. You lack basic comprehension skills.




That's what I said.

You picked out one sentence, ignore the next sentence (which elaborated the first sentence) and fixed your whole attention on it like a starved dog who accidentally came across a dry bone.

You need to think with your head before typing, not your anus.



It's disappointing as well. Chelsea had the upper hand and lost in a foolish manner.




In the land of the blind, a one-eyed man is the king.

If this were happening on Utd's thread you'd have been eviscerated by now. Moreover, we're sensible peeps and can answer for ourselves individually.



You've been repeating this sentence so long you're beginning to sound like a broken record. It's actually boring and annoying.



Oh. I've been wasting my time all along. I've given more credit than necessary to Chelsea. Chelsea can't be compared to Europe's elite. No wonder you're jerking off to last season's performance.

Dunce. [/s]

1. You said that Chelsea undeperformed in the league and dropped unnecesary points. I showed you that Chelsea had the second highest points percentage of all of Europe's Top 5 leagues.

2. You said Chelsea was disgraceful in the UCL. I pointed out that Chelsea lost away goals to PSG which is hardly disgraceful.

The rest of your essay is a hot mess of jumbled incoherent thoughts and recycled lines, uttered in desperation to prove that you are more than a Viewing Center Pundit.


Sorry to burst your bubble. You are still nothing but a viewing centre pundit with a lot of work ahead of you if you will ever be taken serious on this boards.

Leyqute is a VCP. Wear your badge in honour!

homesteady:


Then yours must have been infested by HIV RNA , which is now preventing your brain cells from carrying out their normal activities!

Which sensible person will say that defeat was not a disgrace?
Is it not the same PSG your loud-mouthed coach said that the games they play in their league is not as tough as Chelsea training?
Is it not this same PSG that couldn't protect a 2 goals advantage against Chelsea last season?
Is it not this same PSG that were peeing in their pants when an injured Messi was subbed in last 2 years?

Even when considering how the defeat came, no sane person will say it wasn't a disgrace!

It seems you don't even know that the Portuguese league is rated higher than french league in UEFA ranking, so my post was tactically correct!

You are still infinitely foolish if you cant understand the simple fact.

PSG was rated 16-1 to win last year's Champion's league. Benfica was 150-1

Go and digest that, and then apologise to your headmaster for disgracing your school on the internet.

Nihilist:


1. You said that Chelsea undeperformed in the league and dropped unnecesary points. I showed you that Chelsea had the second highest points percentage of all of Europe's Top 5 leagues.

2. You said Chelsea was disgraceful in the UCL. I pointed out that Chelsea lost away goals to PSG which is hardly disgraceful.

LOOOOL. See trash. I have nothing more to say to you.

& u can kiss my ass

Leyqute:


LOOOOL. See trash. I have nothing more to say to you.

& u can kiss my ass

Just look at what you posted.

Anyway I bid you farewell.

VCP oshi.

Nihilist:


Just look at what you posted.

Anyway I bid you farewell.

VCP oshi.

Ode. Oponu agbaya.

Leyqute:


Ode. Oponu agbaya.

VCP I thought you had left.

Are you back to serve us some more steaming bullshit?

Nihilist:


VCP I thought you had left.

Are you back to serve us some more steaming bullshit?

I had to return the compliment you gave me, Olodo.

Leyqute:

[s]
I had to return the compliment you gave me, Olodo[/s].

Goodbye VCP

homesteady:


Then yours must have been infested by HIV RNA , which is now preventing your brain cells from carrying out their normal activities!

Which sensible person will say that defeat was not a disgrace?
Is it not the same PSG your loud-mouthed coach said that the games they play in their league is not as tough as Chelsea training?
Is it not this same PSG that couldn't protect a 2 goals advantage against Chelsea last season?
Is it not this same PSG that were peeing in their pants when an injured Messi was subbed in last 2 years?

Even when considering how the defeat came, no sane person will say it wasn't a disgrace!

It seems you don't even know that the Portuguese league is rated higher than french league in UEFA ranking, so my post was tactically correct!

You said Portugese league is rated above French ligue in UEFA ranking, Agreed. But he was talking about PSG not the 6 clubs UEFA used for the rankings.

raumdeuter:
Looks like Chelsea thread has changed strategy,

They now deployed Brigadier General Nihilist in the front line to ward off attacks from insurgents as against the recruits, Civil defence, Man O war and boys scouts Shekpe fans they usually put forward who cant string 2 sentences of logic together.

General Ibimes and nateevs strategy of putting the disgraceful shekpe fans in the background for them to just like posts, type senseless incoherent grammar they dont know how it fits the argument and shout Up shesee, Up Mourinho, Up Hazard, my blood is blue etc

while allowing the knowledgable ones to tackle insurgents is paying off. Like what Buhari is deploying vs Boko Haram

Also carefully selecting potentials like Tval and Bimffo to the potentially gifted academy so they can learn fast and help in the battle front

You dey mad ni


All these ninjas are bored waiting for the season to start, hence they come to Chelsea thread to find entertainment.

No doubt the Chelsea squad needs improvement, and i believe JM has been terribly hamstrung this window by a combination of the one-in, one-out policy and Emenalos intransigence in protecting his buddies Mikel and Ramires (Ramires is his first signing and Mikel is his brother). This can be seen by the fact these eediots claim they don't have money to spend without replacement, yet can magic up £30m for John Stones, despite JM stating central midfield is one of his priorities this summer. The Emenalo-Mikel machine has gone into overdrive this summer, pulling all the stops to ensure Mikel goes nowhere starting with a valuation of €15m put on his head to deter a transfer, followed by a statement today that he will see out the next 2 years of his contract. Its the same bullshit game they have been playing for the last 4 years, only allowing the signing of Matic into a position where RDM, Benitez and Mourinho have argued severally for reinforcements leading to fractious face-offs between Emenalo and previous managers at board meetings. This is a position that had habitually had to have David Luiz and Kurt Zouma drafted in to get through the last 3 seasons, and yet the slimy fellow continues to resist all improvements to that position in order to protect his buddies and the entrenched arguments he has made before the board that the position is well manned. If in doubt, look up the fiery confrontation between himself and Benitez over the issue at a board meeting.

Make no mistake about it, the technical director is frustrating our squad rebuilding plans, and putting major obstacles in the path of our success, but if there is anyone that can make a silk purse out of a pigs ear, it is JM. He can still manufacture a trophy out of the nonsense he has been handed.

Nihilist:


You are still infinitely foolish if you cant understand the simple fact.

PSG was rated 16-1 to win last year's Champion's league. Benfica was 150-1

Go and digest that, and then apologise to your headmaster for disgracing your school on the internet.

You can't read properly or what? I listed about a thousand reasons why the defeat was a disgrace and all you could dwell on was the last paragraph?

PSG are like Man city, losers in Europe! Any club that considers itself a superpower shouldn't be getting knocked out by them!

Nihilist:


Goodbye VCP

LMAO. I was done talking Only YOU. *You still lack basic comprehension skills* SMH

homesteady:


You can't read properly or what? I listed about a thousand reasons why the defeat was a disgrace and all you could dwell on was the last paragraph?

PSG are like Man city, losers in Europe! Any club that considers itself a superpower shouldn't be getting knocked out by them!

Don't ignore the statement that brought Up the argument.. You compared Benfica to PSG!

Nihilist is still on the same line of argument, But the bad news is that You have shifted the goal post just to have an upper hand in the argument..

Nihilist El Olodo.

homesteady:


You can't read properly or what? I listed about a thousand reasons why the defeat was a disgrace and all you could dwell on was the last paragraph?

PSG are like Man city, losers in Europe! Any club that considers itself a superpower shouldn't be getting knocked out by them!

Easy on Nihilist na, English isn't his mother tongue. You have to repeat what you say at least twice or thrice for him to comprehend 50% of it.

homesteady:


You can't read properly or what? I listed about a thousand reasons why the defeat was a disgrace and all you could dwell on was the last paragraph?

PSG are like Man city, losers in Europe! Any club that considers itself a superpower shouldn't be getting knocked out by them!

You are another dull VCP

There are currently only 3 superpowers in European football right now, and Chelsea is not one of them, at least not yet.

So you've shot yourself in the foot...as usual.

Tval:
You said Portugese league is rated above French ligue in UEFA ranking, Agreed. But he was talking about PSG not the 6 clubs UEFA used for the rankings.

He was trying to make PSG look like a serious threat by calling them Champions of France, he didn't know the league was so worthless

raumdeuter:
Looks like Chelsea thread has changed strategy,

They now deployed Brigadier General Nihilist in the front line to ward off attacks from insurgents as against the recruits, Civil defence, Man O war and boys scouts Shekpe fans they usually put forward who cant string 2 sentences of logic together.

General Ibimes and nateevs strategy of putting the disgraceful shekpe fans in the background for them to just like posts, type senseless incoherent grammar they dont know how it fits the argument and shout Up shesee, Up Mourinho, Up Hazard, my blood is blue etc

while allowing the knowledgable ones to tackle insurgents is paying off. Like what Buhari is deploying vs Boko Haram

Also carefully selecting potentials like Tval and Bimffo to the potentially gifted academy so they can learn fast and help in the battle front

hahahahaha