Hitter:
Every student must complain of stolen Biro o..
Back in the days we don't buy biro but we always have

hmmm..These are the bad guys in class then...na them dey steal our biro

Gollum finally visited a dentist ...

It is shameful for any student that does not have pen with him/her at all time.

If you don't have a certificate, you can become the President of Nigeria aka 'Baba go slow'

smartsales:
nice

What are the features please?

[quote author=fattbabakay post=36240856][/quote] 'False Consciousness'. A product of capitalism.

The writer of this piece has lost his head. As he lost his head, he lost his brain. Without the brain he cannot tink, without thinking he wrote this trash. With this trash he thinks he his wise.. Nop! Ur foolishness has just begun..

U

geedeex2:
Ok

Op have you forgotten our president has no certificate

Fernandowski:
f for Flavour

Seen

which Pen

Na crime

The pen is mightier than the sword

Nice one. I will read it out to my younger once.

EduRegard:
This piece will probably sound somewhat like a joke but it’s actually a matter of fact that should not be handled with weak grasp. As the elders would say, keep it in your left hand so you wont swallow it with some balls of eba.

Students, mostly unserious ones will always complain of lost pen and hardly will they bring a pen to class. And by the time they raise up those two fingers after the thumb right in the middle of the class, everybody knows the pen borrower is at it again. That is bad! Read along, As A Student – Why You Must Always Have A Pen.

If you don’t have a pen, you won’t be able to write note in class, if you don’t write note, you won’t have note, if you don’t have note, you won’t study, if you don’t study, your head will be empty, if your head is empty, you will fail, if you fail, no graduation, without graduation , you will have no certificate. The thread continues…. Without certificate, you will have no job, without job, no money, without money, no food, without food, you get skinny..If you have ever seen an hunger-driven skinny man then you will know ugliness is the next step.



Once you are ugly and cashless, no lover, without lover, no marriage, without marriage, no children, without children and money, you tend to be alone as people will only follow you when you have lickable oil on your fingers. Loneliness leads to depression, depression leads to sickness, sickness leads to DEATH. God forbid! But grab the moral lesson : Do not lose your pen!

geedeex2:
Whether you are a student or not you must endeavor to always have a pen and a book because you never know when a million dollar idea will pop up in your head .

Must I write it down?? What if I decided to use notepad++ ??

OMG!!!!!!!.....moderators y nau. https://www.nairaland.com/2455749/why-shouldnt-lose-pen-write-up

encryptjay:
The pen is mightier than the sword

I bet you've not watched Merlin.

Nice one..

i loose my pen every second in school and then buy new one #shoutout to my buddies who never use a pen for 2 consecutive days more money to buy pen everyday guys

What if I tell you tell this is the most senseless and unfounded deductive argument I've read in days...

EduRegard:
This piece will probably sound somewhat like a joke but it’s actually a matter of fact that should not be handled with weak grasp. As the elders would say, keep it in your left hand so you wont swallow it with some balls of eba.

Students, mostly unserious ones will always complain of lost pen and hardly will they bring a pen to class. And by the time they raise up those two fingers after the thumb right in the middle of the class, everybody knows the pen borrower is at it again. That is bad! Read along, As A Student – Why You Must Always Have A Pen.

If you don’t have a pen, you won’t be able to write note in class, if you don’t write note, you won’t have note, if you don’t have note, you won’t study, if you don’t study, your head will be empty, if your head is empty, you will fail, if you fail, no graduation, without graduation , you will have no certificate. The thread continues…. Without certificate, you will have no job, without job, no money, without money, no food, without food, you get skinny..If you have ever seen an hunger-driven skinny man then you will know ugliness is the next step.



Once you are ugly and cashless, no lover, without lover, no marriage, without marriage, no children, without children and money, you tend to be alone as people will only follow you when you have lickable oil on your fingers. Loneliness leads to depression, depression leads to sickness, sickness leads to DEATH. God forbid! But grab the moral lesson : Do not lose your pen!

And everything goes down to the money lane nonsense.

There are people who don't know how to wield a pen but have the money, what about them?.




22:47:43
Fri, Jul 24, 2015

Joshuadon:
This is Great!.THE POWER OF THE PEN.



The Pics Though, If This is How penless people look like ....Then You Must be Very wrong Cus Millionaires @ Alaba Int Mart Does't Look this Famished...

Nawa o.
It clearly reads Why You Must Always
Have A Pen As A Student

rahazaqa:
i loose my pen every second in school and then buy new one #shoutout to my buddies who never use a pen for 2 consecutive days more money to buy pen everyday guys

you dey buy ni??


There was a session in secondary school that I'm pretty sure I never bought a pen but I still had enough and even lent to those that needed.

y'all are just saying nice write up without even understanding the message hes trying to pass across..

we have enough people in our society who dont know how to write but are living better than the so-call graduates, btw, im a graduate myself



you are very wrong op

when my uncle started his electrical and mechanical engineering company, he use to borrow equipments, like crane, pickup van
almost every equipments you see around his office were borrowed, he did that for almost five years before he started buy his own tools
the company today have over 300 staff, he also built two hotels from that company.


atleast the students borrowed, he didnt just sit down without jotting anything down, though according to you when you write your note with a borrowed pen you will fail, people are different, some students comes to the class with more than 4 pens, some 2 some comes to borrow
thats where people with more than one comes in

secondedsecondedseconded

nwana1:
rubbish post

exactly as if 2+2 is always 4

valmunich:

you dey buy ni??


There was a session in secondary school that I'm pretty sure I never bought a pen but I still had enough and even lent to those that needed.

im that type that im always shy or feel to big to ask people for pen. so i buy everyday, i will just leave class to go buy and come in few minutes. Although,somtimes when i realise that i lost my pen,you know that face and that reaction that you will look at the pple who are around u ,so without asking , some guys or girls would have asked, "you need a pen",,,, or "hey,take this" it is fun , lol, i always enjoy it. lol , i steal pen sometimes too,but it is only my friend's.

tiamiyukunle69:
Is it possible to be a student without having a pen?
Nice piece though

Weren't there students before pen was invented?



23:06:16
Fri, Jul 24, 2015

fattbabakay:
I bet you've not watched Merlin.

Watched
Or Legend of the Seeker's Sword of Truth

Even as I dey type now,e be lyk say na when I wan start Jss1 wey mumsy buy pen gv me last even though dem dey gv me plenty money o for skul stuff but I no fit remember d last tym wey I buy pen but if you dey find pen come meet me cuz I get diff colours and types lol