Youths tend to be somewhat uncomfortable when they have no offering to give, therefore, below are my observations on how they act

Lemme keep the ball rolling

1. Few minutes before offering announcement is made, they will take an excuse to the toilet and calculatively come back few minutes after the offering collection is over.

2. The ones that will squeeze their hands into their pockets to deceive people that they are dropping money, when in fact, they dropped nothing. *If I hear*

3. The ones that have but would separate the money in their pockets in ascending order; the bigger denomination will be on the left pocket,the N5, N10, N20 and N50 would be on the right pocket (or vice versa). Immediately they hear
offering time, they will just put their hand straight to the right pocket... Dem don know where e dey

4. The ones that will drop an offering envelope the same way it was given to them, then they will look around to be sure that nobody is looking at them, then stylishly drop the empty envelop

5. Immediately offering announce is made, these ones will ask the ushers if they can help split N1,000 into smaller denominations, even when they have no kobo. This reminds me of a dude that asked me to help change N1, 000 despite the fact that we have been told not to change money for people until after the service; guess what? I decided to help and told him to bring the money. Immediately, discomfort was printed on his face. He told me not to worry anymore

6. The ones that will search their pockets for almost 5 minutes without bring out a kobo; or dip their hands into the four pockets without bringing a penny and will start acting like they actually left their wallet at home when in fact, they did not

7. When offering time is approaching, the ones that have no incoming call but will quickly place their phones on their ears and will dash out of the church.

8. The ones that will keep staring at your wallet to know how much you want to give.

9. The ones that have but will not give. They will bring out N1000 from their pockets showing to the people sitting on their role that they wish to give but don not have no small denomination. Funny enough, even if they have, they still won't give


10. Kindly add the last one


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Happy Sunday fellas


Written by: Tosyne2much


Source: www..ng/2015/07/26/10-ways-youths-act-in-churches-when-they-have-no-offering/

Church

you no go church

Thats why i like my church Apostolic Faith. They dont request for offering or tithes or seeds sowing. As i de commot go church so. 5 naira no de my pocket. Come and join us and hear about salvation Sanctification and the kingdom of heaven and be blessed

Youth nowadays are not gullible again especially with the rate of unemployment. They actually knew that those offerings do enter into some private pockets and are mostly used by those pastors and co to buy exotic material things against what they preach.


Sharp guys

Heeeehehe

2 and 4

God shall supply our need according to his riches in glory @Tosy

lol exactly in my church ehn we drop different types of offerings ( Sunday sch offering, normal offering, project offering, gen set offering, love box offering as in welfare then ur tithes) b4 den those youths wil be penniless, u wil nau start seeing them exhibiting those attitudes. While some wil open dere wallets nd purse fifty times nothing wil come out. That's wen u wil see those parents bringing out like #5000 for 1 offering, they wil nau raise up their hands intentionally so ppl can see dey re abt to drop money insyd dere envelope.

Those ushers sef na wa for them, they know they re youths ooh, they will still bring abt 2 to 3 envelopes, those youths wil just give them back dere envelopes nd collect that of d main offering, some wil put in dirty money, some wil drop like #10 or #20, while some wil just drop d envelope back as it was given to them.

that's when they start praying like never before .... aka being in the spirit
Usher and others go just pass them, chai!! there is .....

tosyne baba. You correct.
10. Those that will borrow you money to give for offering. I once sat near a guy, when offering time came, i heard him say.
" brethren pls lend me #50, am with #1000 i don't have change, ill give you after service"



XavierBlue

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checkmate! you nailed it man..........

God help me, i'm damn guilty of most of 'em highlighted points, jus a few times...

This guy na wizard!
Cheii


















I smell front page.








Happy sunday guys

Offering plus sow in da lord...
All na scam

I leave the church and come bk lera.. simpu..

I was here

Dat 1 dey

adeh39:
Heeeehehe
2 and 4

Is that the category you belong ?

chomytex:
This guy na wizard! Cheii




I smell front page.



Happy sunday guys

I be wizard shey?

tosyne2much:
Is that the category you belong ?

*whispers* Do you wanna reveal my secret here?

No.4.....

They pass the Offering basket

Tosyne2much, abeg jor, as long as say we gave offering, all these things dnt matter....

am Guilty of all of them. I Simply Clear my Conscience with these "Its not in the Giving but in the Heart"