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Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jul 28, 2015

ggrin:
u like am?

No.

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Isaacmacdon(m): 10:41pm On Jul 28, 2015

ggrin:
my chat with a white guy

WG....hello beautiful

M...hey handsome

WG...you've got a nice pics

M...awwww >3>3 thanks bae

WG...so what u up too?

M...nothing much bae, jus layin down here

WG...awwww! That's some real sh*t....lemme give u call then so that we can roll up tonight

M...no qualms bae

Bla bla bla bla bla

my chat with S/A guy

S/A...hey

M...hello

S/A....damn! Ur beautiful

M....really!!!!! Thanks

M...u not looking bad too

S/A...oh stop that...am blushing

M...damn! U joking right?

S/A...not really tho

Bla bla bla bla bla

with my naija brodas

N/B... Hafa

M...i

N/B...omo I dy feel ur swags oh!

M...thanks, I dy feel urs too

N/B...(For his mind *this girl don like me o*)I'll like to get down there?

M...lol, naughty u!

N/B...(*chei naijaboiy come o, this girl na ashi*)
...I go like sample u
...I go fvck u like say dem neva bang u b4
...Name ur price

M....

N/B.... R u thr

M...

N/B...baby

M....

10mins later

N/B... Hello

mumus

did u just type dat?... LOL

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jul 28, 2015

Nneka123:
It's not me. He was referring to you. He said you're really good sef.

lmao!he dare not cos he knws i will poison him cheesy

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 10:53pm On Jul 28, 2015

Nneka123:
I love this song.

I know you do - that's our special song grin

& my boy Kendrick went hard in it

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by ggrin(f): 10:54pm On Jul 28, 2015

Nneka123:
No.

Nneka baby cheesy

U like am no lie wink

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 10:57pm On Jul 28, 2015

prettythicksme:
i can only sing salawa abeni song,u like?**u must b high on weed mixed with dog shit*

weed? I smoke uteruses not ganja grin

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 10:58pm On Jul 28, 2015

Nneka123:
I'm not his girlfriend

you are my lover not girlfriend - very correct

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 11:01pm On Jul 28, 2015

darkenedrebel:

weed? I smoke uteruses not ganja

any sane guy wont smoke dat! cheesy

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 11:03pm On Jul 28, 2015

*sigh*
I see stuff like this and I marvel. I'd like to say something mean, but I know where you're coming from. Lesson is, don't generalize. Yes many guys feel that with a little change they can buy any girl, but that's because many girls demand for a little change before they sell their bodies. This doesn't make all girls whores, now does it? I've come to realize that a vast number of Nigerian ladies find it difficult to keep up with conversations, though some of them do it out of disinterest or boredom. Hence a guy who's used to receiving nothing but "K/KK" from ladies would unsurprisingly go straight to the point. Hope you see a cause and effect?
NB: Not all guys are sex crazed. I think you should ask yourself why you seem to attract only randy dudes. Have you never met a Nigerian man you found worthy of respect? You're addressed the way you dress (a tired cliche, but so true). Maybe if you watch the way you dress, speak and behave, decent guys will come your way.

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 11:07pm On Jul 28, 2015

darkenedrebel:

I know you do - that's our special song
& my boy Kendrick went hard in it

I'm listening to it now. cheesy

It seems that all the autumn leaves are falling,I feel like you're the only reason for it,All the things you do.... tongue

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 11:07pm On Jul 28, 2015

prettythicksme:
any sane guy wont smoke dat!

an insane man would smoke phalluses like the homosexuals do - so what's your point?

don't even think I plan on smoking yours in 10 generations to come •pukes• grin

these women I'm about to list should consider themselves lucky- cos they are the only ones I'm willing to smoke their uteruses without risking contracting a mouth infection

•Scarlett Johansson
•Halle Berry
•Omotola Jolade
•that chick in Arrow [Laurel] grin

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 11:08pm On Jul 28, 2015

this jst a fraudulent generalization of ow nigerian guys chat, no sane dude wit chat up a girl bout banging her during the introduction stage.

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Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by joseph1832(m): 11:08pm On Jul 28, 2015

ggrin:
my chat with a white guy

with my naija brodas

N/B... Hafa

M...i

N/B...omo I dy feel ur swags oh!

M...thanks, I dy feel urs too

N/B...(For his mind *this girl don like me o*)I'll like to get down there?

M...lol, naughty u!

N/B...(*chei naijaboiy come o, this girl na ashi*)
...I go like sample u
...I go fvck u like say dem neva bang u b4
...Name ur price

M....

N/B.... R u thr

M...

N/B...baby

M....

10mins later

N/B... Hello

mumus

Well from your chat with the naija guy it appears you enjoy chatting with local naija guys!

Learn to pick your guys more carefully, or are you the kind of girl who likes chatting up agberos? grin

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Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 11:11pm On Jul 28, 2015

Nneka123:
I'm listening to it now.

It seems that all the autumn leaves are falling,I feel like you're the only reason for it,All the things you do....

have you heard - Kendrick Lamar's the blacker the berry

or Slaughterhouse Goodbye?

if you haven't - then you might wanna check them out ✘

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 11:11pm On Jul 28, 2015

darkenedrebel:

an insane man would smoke phalluses like the homosexuals do - so what's your point?

don't even think I plan on smoking yours in 10 generations to come •pukes•

these women I'm about to list should consider themselves lucky- cos they are the only ones I'm willing to smoke their uteruses without risking contracting a mouth infection

•Scarlett Johansson
•Halle Berry
•Omotola Jolade
•that chick in Arrow [Laurel]

Add Nneka naw btw y r u tellin me dis?do i look like i care? cheesy

chaiii dark don suffer!

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 11:16pm On Jul 28, 2015

prettythicksme:
Add Nneka naw btw y r u tellin me dis?do i look like i care? chaiii dark don suffer!

I have always told you that you are a sottish idiot - I'm telling you so you can know that your grimy pÜssy will never make it to my buccal cavity grin

why are you calling Nneka.. are you a lesbo?

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 11:21pm On Jul 28, 2015

darkenedrebel:

I have also told you that you are a sottish idiot

why are you calling Nneka.. are you a lesbo?

Stfu! what if i am a lesbo?dat wont still stop u bragging&telling me those ladies u have fuvked and those u r about to fuvked.Does dat make sense to u? cheesy

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Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Captainswag225(m): 11:25pm On Jul 28, 2015

weldone o.p, lovely thread. Lmao

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 11:29pm On Jul 28, 2015

prettythicksme:
Stfu! what if i am a lesbo?dat wont still stop u bragging&telling me those ladies u have fuvked and those u r about to fuvked.Does dat make sense to u?

you & sonofawhore are both consummate reprobates..
were you never taught about dead pan humour? in your school

local people
Nigeria's educational system is really in debris grin

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 11:36pm On Jul 28, 2015

darkenedrebel:

you & sonofawhore are both consummate reprobates..
were you never taught about dead pan humour? in your school

local people
Nigeria's educational system is really in debris

see painment!!y r u called him sonofawhore?ur head no correct at all

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Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 11:42pm On Jul 28, 2015

darkenedrebel:

you & sonofawhore are both consummate reprobates.. were you never taught about dead pan humour? in your school
local people Nigeria's educational system is really in debris

LAUGH AND DIES

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 11:42pm On Jul 28, 2015

prettythicksme:
see painment!!y r u called him sonofawhore?ur head no correct at all

Hello crackhead?

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Kolade354(m): 12:26am On Jul 29, 2015

Dumb Topic Coming from one Dumb-Goat!

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 12:36am On Jul 29, 2015

Here to derail

Gurgle you up?

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by kpolli(m): 12:37am On Jul 29, 2015

ggrin:
my chat with a white guy

WG....hello beautiful

M...hey handsome

WG...you've got a nice pics

M...awwww >3>3 thanks bae

WG...so what u up too?

M...nothing much bae, jus layin down here

WG...awwww! That's some real sh*t....lemme give u call then so that we can roll up tonight

M...no qualms bae

Bla bla bla bla bla

my chat with S/A guy

S/A...hey

M...hello

S/A....damn! Ur beautiful

M....really!!!!! Thanks

M...u not looking bad too

S/A...oh stop that...am blushing

M...damn! U joking right?

S/A...not really tho

Bla bla bla bla bla

with my naija brodas

N/B... Hafa

M...i

N/B...omo I dy feel ur swags oh!

M...thanks, I dy feel urs too

N/B...(For his mind *this girl don like me o*)I'll like to get down there?

M...lol, naughty u!

N/B...(*chei naijaboiy come o, this girl na ashi*)
...I go like sample u
...I go fvck u like say dem neva bang u b4
...Name ur price

M....

N/B.... R u thr

M...

N/B...baby

M....

10mins later

N/B... Hello

mumus

White guy talks like that? It's obvious you don't know any white person

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Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by harffie(m): 1:53am On Jul 29, 2015

A portray of the op utmost dullness of mind. I mean nitwittedness.

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by harffie(m): 1:56am On Jul 29, 2015

kpolli:

White guy talks like that? It's obvious you don't know any white person

#gbayi baba mi. #Maybe na albino she dey refer to sef......haha.

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by chuckvinz(m): 2:41am On Jul 29, 2015

Niklausa:
What is this one saying?

trash bro

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by finesthaykay(m): 5:24am On Jul 29, 2015

Op is definitely high on ewedu leaf and pepsi

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 7:14am On Jul 29, 2015

darkenedrebel:

have you heard - Kendrick Lamar's the blacker the berry

or Slaughterhouse Goodbye?

if you haven't - then you might wanna check them out ✘

Alright.

LOL. I have also listened to "Alright" and I liked it. Kendrick is good. J.cole as well.

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by olajonzin(m): 8:00am On Jul 29, 2015

Dem suppose pour hot water for ur head

Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Rilwayne001: 8:24am On Jul 29, 2015

Very dumb of you, @OP

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