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Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by misspicy(f): 12:10pm On Jul 30, 2015
I have witness this pen1s disappearing stunt ooo
I was a kid then,it was at post area in ilorin..d guys pen1s disppeared after a man hit him with s sitcase,immediately he felt lik urinating,went to a secluded area but couldnt find his pen1s,he raised an alarm and d man was caught,the pen1s was inside d suitcase,but d man couldnt restore it...i didnt wait to hear the end of dat drama tho.

Guys be careful who you touch o.
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by nikkiking(m): 12:25pm On Jul 30, 2015
masonkz:


Yea right. And you saw the deserted groin of this person? Yes or no. undecided
U don't blv such tings hppn..... I used to until it hppn before my eyes. To u, u wait till u a victim lol.
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by Brianino(m): 12:27pm On Jul 30, 2015
DDeliverer:
Stories like this keep flying around every now and then but i've never witnessed any.....maybe that's why i don't know if i should believe this or not..
Guy abeg shut ur trap..this is africa anythin is possible...i hv personally witnessed it..its damn real and deep down ur feckered mind u knw its real but u wan form americana,wait till ur own vanish..oloshi
come to think of it...the diick disappeared? and then reappeared...and then couldn't work well again? haba!
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by lazzie(m): 12:31pm On Jul 30, 2015
always they inspect urself if u dey shake person no be so other wise u go soon disappear
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by BOUNTYDOG(m): 12:45pm On Jul 30, 2015
Nikapetrelli:
Don't know about that

Yea u know once it goes and its returns,t must have crossed the seas,so it automatically turns tokunbo,and u know one cannot gurantee tokunbos except you test it.that is why the polce took the guy for testing.maybe the guy that happened in ur presence just left with joy that he's been restored and never thought of testing,he might be living with a tokunbo own by now,that starts only when he wants to.lol
Not funny though,as much as I have heard tales like this,I pray not to see anyone to make me believe it does happen.
God direct all my steps.
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by ahmedox(m): 1:01pm On Jul 30, 2015
"we r on top of the matter" ......... A typical NPF assuring words dat never produce anything
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by ijustdey: 1:09pm On Jul 30, 2015
misspicy:
I have witness this pen1s disappearing stunt ooo
I was a kid then,it was at post area in ilorin..d guys pen1s disppeared after a man hit him with s sitcase,immediately he felt lik urinating,went to a secluded area but couldnt find his pen1s,he raised an alarm and d man was caught,the pen1s was inside d suitcase,but d man couldnt restore it...i didnt wait to hear the end of dat drama tho.

Guys be careful who you touch o.


Wow......


This is a testimony to all that kept saying its all fallacy...



As for me and my family no evil shall before us and you that just liked this post (Amen)
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by oluseyiforjesus(m): 1:14pm On Jul 30, 2015
INTROVERT:
ha


please how does manhood vanish... does the area became flat and smooth like a woman's own or how or does fluid start coming out.?



I'm dying to see a picture of the area when the thing vanishes angry
introvert u need sexaquinn
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by mekus15: 1:48pm On Jul 30, 2015
Iamsynord:
Should we start avoiding handshakes like in d Ebola era ??
grin grin grin grin
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by mekus15: 1:53pm On Jul 30, 2015
They should try to fix an artificial Joystick for him. It might work.
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by passionz(f): 1:57pm On Jul 30, 2015
come to think of it ooo! na only men pen fit vanish! women breast no dey disappear ? men u need to b prayerful ooo! sha #idonblivit!
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by Nobody: 2:03pm On Jul 30, 2015
KoloOyinbo:


I wonder WHY you have never witnessed any?

People who are not superstitious never seem to witness JUJU!

Funny that. LOL

That is what I keep asking myself. Somtimes pple luk at me like I'm alien when I say I dnt beliv all d crap abt juju. If its as real as say, sunshine, then y have I neva xperienced even one? Not even an inkling! And yet d stories keep flying. With all d stories of levitatn, I've neva seen som1 walkin on air with juju power.

Perhaps d mind shapes what we perceive. 'Placebo effect' comes to mind.
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by Nobody: 2:04pm On Jul 30, 2015
nikkiking:
U don't blv such tings hppn..... I used to until it hppn before my eyes. To u, u wait till u a victim lol.

Oga... what did you see? angry
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by blakky97(m): 2:43pm On Jul 30, 2015
dre11:
• restored one couldn't perform after it was tested



http://newtelegraphonline.com/teenagers-manhood-vanishes-after-handshake/
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Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by KoloOyinbo(m): 2:48pm On Jul 30, 2015
ChokolateBoss:


That is what I keep asking myself. Somtimes pple luk at me like I'm alien when I say I dnt beliv all d crap abt juju. If its as real as say, sunshine, then y have I neva xperienced even one? Not even an inkling! And yet d stories keep flying. With all d stories of levitatn, I've neva seen som1 walkin on air with juju power.

Perhaps d mind shapes what we perceive. 'Placebo effect' comes to mind.

Well its a cultural thing. Parents, teachers, friends etc even pastors etc in the developed world will let people know that Juju does not exist. But even in Naija some people who have (supposedly professional qualifications) still believe this non existent nonsense.

Sadly they then wonder (sometimes) why they cannot get jobs or rise to positions of responsibility! How could anyone reasonably be expected to trust the competence of anybody stupid enough to believe this rubbish. Read the Naija newspapers for the stories of this and they should be pouring scorn on it. Instead, at best, they have a neutral attitude. Sigh! Enlightenment comes slowly and always against resistance.

But do not despair. Even in Europe up to a few 100's of years ago people believed in witches ( grin grin grin)

And even TODAY there are a few mental defectives about still claiming all this rubbish. cheesy

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Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by blakky97(m): 2:49pm On Jul 30, 2015
ChokolateBoss:


That is what I keep asking myself. Somtimes pple luk at me like I'm alien when I say I dnt beliv all d crap abt juju. If its as real as say, sunshine, then y have I neva xperienced even one? Not even an inkling! And yet d stories keep flying. With all d stories of levitatn, I've neva seen som1 walkin on air with juju power.

Perhaps d mind shapes what we perceive. 'Placebo effect' comes to mind.
Boss!
It's a clear fact that there is more to life than meet the eyes.
I used to doubt many things in the past too because I had never witnessed them. I still doubt that a parrot can actually untill the day I see one talking. But the reality of it is; when I served in ijebu igbo, I understood that yes! Juju exists! And it works like magic! Only God: the owner of the seen and unseen can actually save and protect a man. Juju sir, is real! As real as it is that you have a surname!
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by akigbemaru: 2:56pm On Jul 30, 2015
Teenager penis disappeared after handshake
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by debada(f): 3:06pm On Jul 30, 2015
INTROVERT:
ha


please how does manhood vanish... does the area became flat and smooth like a woman's own or how or does fluid start coming out.?



I'm dying to see a picture of the area when the thing vanishes angry

I wonder oh. I have always wanted to be around the scene of vanishing manhoods grin
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by Nobody: 3:14pm On Jul 30, 2015
Iamsynord:
Should we start avoiding handshakes like in d Ebola era ??
I think that would be better, cos people say na because of 3 'O's we dey life.'OWO', 'OKO', 'OBO'. If any of the three is missing, na wahala o!



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Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jul 30, 2015
Brianino:

Guy abeg shut ur trap..this is africa anythin is possible...i hv personally witnessed it..its damn real and deep down ur feckered mind u knw its real but u wan form americana,wait till ur own vanish..oloshi
This is d sort of imbecilic thinking that sickens my stomach. Cos dis is africa, we shud beliv all sorts of superstitious trash? What nonsense! So its nw an 'african' tin 2 beliv all sorts of crap? Guy speak 4 urself n ur village oracle. I've met so many enlightnd africans. And who told u dat americans r all dat rational? Same americans beliv all sorts of horseshit. 4% of americans beliv dat reptilian space aliens r secretly ruling d world. Bullshit is evrywhr but versed difrently.
Anytin is possible in africa indeed! Carry ur juju 2 go n fight boko haram or ISIS. Or walk on d air in d view of millions. Or hug high-tension wire.
Beta still, use ur juju 2 make dis post disappear grin

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Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by MSItachi: 3:23pm On Jul 30, 2015
himkers:


Are you above 16?

Am just 36 sir. Any problem?
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by KoloOyinbo(m): 3:47pm On Jul 30, 2015
ChokolateBoss:

This is d sort of imbecilic thinking that sickens my stomach. Cos dis is africa, we shud beliv all sorts of superstitious trash? What nonsense! So its nw an 'african' tin 2 beliv all sorts of crap? Guy speak 4 urself n ur village oracle. I've met so many enlightnd africans. And who told u dat americans r all dat rational? Same americans beliv all sorts of horseshit. 4% of americans beliv dat reptilian space aliens r secretly ruling d world. Bullshit is evrywhr but versed difrently.
Anytin is possible in africa indeed! Carry ur juju 2 go n fight boko haram or ISIS. Or walk on d air in d view of millions. Or hug high-tension wire.
Beta still, use ur juju 2 make dis post disappear grin

The fact that people claim to have witnessed this non existent nonsense show the failings of the educational system. They see something and cannot apply logic to understand what they are seeing or how they can be tricked!

Why is this stuff only 'witnessed' in the developing world? Why does juju not work in front of unbelievers? Why cannot curses work on oyinbos? Why does the magic charm not protect you when a marksman shoots you but it does when some superstitious idiot panics and misses! lol grin
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by Nobody: 3:50pm On Jul 30, 2015
blakky97:

Boss!
It's a clear fact that there is more to life than meet the eyes.
I used to doubt many things in the past too because I had never witnessed them. I still doubt that a parrot can actually untill the day I see one talking. But the reality of it is; when I served in ijebu igbo, I understood that yes! Juju exists! And it works like magic! Only God: the owner of the seen and unseen can actually save and protect a man. Juju sir, is real! As real as it is that you have a surname!

I believe that as human intelligence advances, reality would change too (relative to us). There's actually a theory in quantum mechanics which suggests dat consciousness shapes what we perceive as reality n not vice versa (read abt 'schrodinger's cat', light slit xperiment, space-time relativity, etc). They all seem WOW but several xperimts r conducted 2 prove a lot of tins like dis.

Yes, there's more dat meets d eyes. Dat does nt suggest I shud beliv all sorts of ludicrous stories.
Y doz all dez juju ish remain in backward villages? Y? Can u talk abt juju if u work in somwhr like CERN or NASA?
Who r d juju practitioners in ijegbu-igbo? Let dem define d 'juju'. Can we repeatedly obsav dem? R they testable? Does it folo a method? R results constant? If they prove demselvs beyond reasonable doubt, den I'll scream abt juju frm my rooftops.

D voyager spacecraft which started travelin som yrs back, is currently at d fringes of our solar system. Can dez ijegbu-igbo pple reverse its path?
Can dey redirect a satellite?
What exactly can dey do which is empirically observable n verifiable?
Let dem do sth d world will c.

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Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jul 30, 2015
KoloOyinbo:


The fact that people claim to have witnessed this non existent nonsense show the failings of the educational system. They see something and cannot apply logic to understand what they are seeing or how they can be tricked!

Why is this stuff only 'witnessed' in the developing world? Why does juju not work in front of unbelievers? Why cannot curses work on oyinbos? Why does the magic charm not protect you when a marksman shoots you but it does when some superstitious idiot panics and misses! lol grin



Perhaps I was tinkin if a nuclear missile is launchd in d directn of dat ijebu-igbo village, mayb d juju pple can pause in d air or reverse its trajectory grin
U hardly hear abt juju in records of events which r known and observd world-wide. Its only in doz remote villages n super stories "observed" by a dozen pple.

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Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by KoloOyinbo(m): 3:59pm On Jul 30, 2015
blakky97:

Boss!
It's a clear fact that there is more to life than meet the eyes.
I used to doubt many things in the past too because I had never witnessed them. I still doubt that a parrot can actually untill the day I see one talking. But the reality of it is; when I served in ijebu igbo, I understood that yes! Juju exists! And it works like magic! Only God: the owner of the seen and unseen can actually save and protect a man. Juju sir, is real! As real as it is that you have a surname!

And where do you teach science sir? Which University?

JUJU exists ONLY in the minds of those uneducated and exposed to primitive barbarism. Reject such NON EXISTENT foolishness and help your country move into modern world.

Charms, curses and mami waters belong to ignorant savages of centuries ago! Not a modern vibrant nation that should be a shining example to the rest of the continent!
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by Minemrys: 4:05pm On Jul 30, 2015
INTROVERT:
ha


please how does manhood vanish... does the area became flat and smooth like a woman's own or how or does fluid start coming out.?



I'm dying to see a picture of the area when the thing vanishes angry
why n0t have a sense of m0rality for once. How would u openly demand for a picture of a man's pubic part on social media? If na guy post dis tin n0w, u term him immature. Gals ma self. Use ur head for once. So if u heard s0me0ne's head vanished, u'll imagine it did physically right?
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by KoloOyinbo(m): 4:18pm On Jul 30, 2015
ChokolateBoss:


Perhaps I was tinkin if a nuclear missile is launchd in d directn of dat ijebu-igbo village, mayb d juju pple can pause in d air or reverse its trajectory grin
U hardly hear abt juju in records of events which r known and observd world-wide. Its only in doz remote villages n super stories "observed" by a dozen pple.

Well if we can do some nuclear juju perhaps that would solve the problem of NEPA? grin


I will tell you a wonderful piece of juju and see who figures it out first!

There is a football competition (or other competition it doesn't really matter which) of ten rounds. You can bet on the winner of each round and make money!

You get an email before the first round. It say the sender has used JUJU to predict who will will or to influence who will win and tell you the winners!

Surprisingly the email is correct and has predicted the correct winners.

Again this happens before round two and again SUCCESSFULLY predicts the winners!

This follows before rounds 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9. ALL SUCCESSFULLY PREDICTING THE WINNERS.

Before round ten you get an email saying that they have successfully predicted or influenced the result of all previous 9 matches. They claim they can do the same for the 10th! BUT you must pay them 10k naira for the prediction.

Will you pay? How have they been so successful so far?

(Its really very simple and most 16 year olds in Europe figure it out quickly. I do ASSURE you there is NO JUJU involved!) cheesy

Answer soon:
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by Mikky619(m): 5:23pm On Jul 30, 2015
[color=#550000][/color]hahaha lwkmh die
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by blakky97(m): 5:50pm On Jul 30, 2015
ChokolateBoss:


I believe that as human intelligence advances, reality would change too (relative to us). There's actually a theory in quantum mechanics which suggests dat consciousness shapes what we perceive as reality n not vice versa (read abt 'schrodinger's cat', light slit xperiment, space-time relativity, etc). They all seem WOW but several xperimts r conducted 2 prove a lot of tins like dis.

Yes, there's more dat meets d eyes. Dat does nt suggest I shud beliv all sorts of ludicrous stories.
Y doz all dez juju ish remain in backward villages? Y? Can u talk abt juju if u work in somwhr like CERN or NASA?
Who r d juju practitioners in ijegbu-igbo? Let dem define d 'juju'. Can we repeatedly obsav dem? R they testable? Does it folo a method? R results constant? If they prove demselvs beyond reasonable doubt, den I'll scream abt juju frm my rooftops.

D voyager spacecraft which started travelin som yrs back, is currently at d fringes of our solar system. Can dez ijegbu-igbo pple reverse its path?
Can dey redirect a satellite?
What exactly can dey do which is empirically observable n verifiable?
Let dem do sth d world will c.


I did not intend to celebrate the existence of juju by my post. Rather I wanted to point out the fact that to claim that 'events that cannot be grasped by human intelligence through scientific and conventional procedures' do not exist on the ground that one has not by himself witnessed them is faulty in logic. Talking about the great technological achievements through science does not discredit the truth behind strange happenings whether in the poor and primitive parts in the world or otherwise. Like I said; there is more to this life than meet our eyes. That we cannot test everything through scientific means does not mean we know everything that exists. The law recognises my assertion to a degree. If mr A claims self defence to the crime of killing his neighbour who he believed to attack him with a spiritual broom, if on the average, a sane person in that community believes the broom to be deadly and able to dispense death on people, the law takes account of the average understanding of the portents of that broom in the same society, not necessarily the scientific point of view, and holds mr A's claim of self defense as valid. I'm not a lawyer, I read this, so I stand to be corrected by more competent people in the field.
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by blakky97(m): 5:59pm On Jul 30, 2015
KoloOyinbo:


And where do you teach science sir? Which University?

JUJU exists ONLY in the minds of those uneducated and exposed to primitive barbarism. Reject such NON EXISTENT foolishness and help your country move into modern world.

Charms, curses and mami waters belong to ignorant savages of centuries ago! Not a modern vibrant nation that should be a shining example to the rest of the continent!

The topic here is someone lost his manhood through a procedure that cannot be accounted for by scientific methods and equipment. By your logic sir, would you dismiss this case as untrue if you were in the shoes of the police men? All the news of ritual killings in order to create wealth cannot possibly be false! Don't you think so? That it exists is my point. I'm neither celebrating nor explaining it. All I'm saying is; events EXIST that cannot be explained for by science.
Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by KoloOyinbo(m): 6:11pm On Jul 30, 2015
blakky97:


The topic here is someone lost his manhood through a procedure that cannot be accounted for by scientific methods and equipment. By your logic sir, would you dismiss this case as untrue if you were in the shoes of the police men? All the news of ritual killings in order to create wealth cannot possibly be false! Don't you think so? That it exists is my point. I'm neither celebrating nor explaining it. All I'm saying is; events EXIST that cannot be explained for by science.

LOst his manhood? And then it magically re-appeared? LOL. RUBBISH!!!! Ritual killing are just murders.

JUJUis for weak minded fools. See my example above and see if it is JUJU or if you can figure out the VERY SIMPLE and LOGICAL reason why it SEEMS as if the email posters can predict or influence the results!

It is the same principle. JUJU is fakery and trickery.

I once read about Nigerian police chasing a man who ran into an alley. When they ran in they found he had turned himself into a goat! LOL. They arrested the goat!!!! Meanwhile the man who had been hiding sneaked away and le them take the goat that had been in the ally anyway. Also what about the stupid policemen who claim their vullets bounce off the cultists instead of just admitting that they have not been properly trained to shoot! LOL.

Don't be fooled, the days of ignorant savagery are left behind in the jungle. Today Nigeria only has room for the educated and enlightened!

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