KoloOyinbo:


Well if we can do some nuclear juju perhaps that would solve the problem of NEPA?


I will tell you a wonderful piece of juju and see who figures it out first!

There is a football competition (or other competition it doesn't really matter which) of ten rounds. You can bet on the winner of each round and make money!

You get an email before the first round. It say the sender has used JUJU to predict who will will or to influence who will win and tell you the winners!

Surprisingly the email is correct and has predicted the correct winners.

Again this happens before round two and again SUCCESSFULLY predicts the winners!

This follows before rounds 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9. ALL SUCCESSFULLY PREDICTING THE WINNERS.

Before round ten you get an email saying that they have successfully predicted or influenced the result of all previous 9 matches. They claim they can do the same for the 10th! BUT you must pay them 10k naira for the prediction.

Will you pay? How have they been so successful so far?

(Its really very simple and most 16 year olds in Europe figure it out quickly. I do ASSURE you there is NO JUJU involved!)

Answer soon:

A little hint maybe?
Oh yes kids are damn gud at stuffs like dis

nikkiking:
lol, not any trash. E de happn. E don happen to one guy for him working place.

Did you see the manhoodless groin? Did the balls disappear too? If yes, was the area bare or void of pubic hair?

KoloOyinbo:


LOst his manhood? And then it magically re-appeared? LOL. RUBBISH!!!! Ritual killing are just murders.

JUJUis for weak minded fools. See my example above and see if it is JUJU or if you can figure out the VERY SIMPLE and LOGICAL reason why it SEEMS as if the email posters can predict or influence the results!

It is the same principle. JUJU is fakery and trickery.

I once read about Nigerian police chasing a man who ran into an alley. When they ran in they found he had turned himself into a goat! LOL. They arrested the goat!!!! Meanwhile the man who had been hiding sneaked away and le them take the goat that had been in the ally anyway. Also what about the stupid policemen who claim their vullets bounce off the cultists instead of just admitting that they have not been properly trained to shoot! LOL.

Don't be fooled, the days of ignorant savagery are left behind in the jungle. Today Nigeria only has room for the educated and enlightened!

Do humans have souls?

INTROVERT:
I'm dying to see a picture of the area when the thing vanishes

kuku talk say preek dey hungry you

chai!! nija my country

blakky97:


Do humans have souls?

OH PLEASE! Don't start the tired old argument about I am such a poor Christian that I cannot distinguish between Spitituality/Religion and superstitious rubbish like juju for ignorant uneducated morons!

Religions know that a soul does not manifest and so can be neither proven to exist or not exist.

This JUJU foolishness claims to be able to actually work. IT IS THEREFORE TESTABLE and has failed every proper test for thousands of years!

Your argument is very disingenuous and unworthy as I am sure you realise. Most educated children can see through it by the age of 16!

ChokolateBoss:


A little hint maybe?
Oh yes kids are damn gud at stuffs like dis

A hint? OK

How many OTHER people have received a similar email? Or perhaps one ALMOST similar?

There I have practically given it away!

BIG JUJU (Of the Oyinbo kind!)

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LOst his manhood? And then it magically re-appeared? LOL. RUBBISH!!!! Ritual killing are just murders.

JUJUis for weak minded fools. See my example above and see if it is JUJU or if you can figure out the VERY SIMPLE and LOGICAL reason why it SEEMS as if the email posters can predict or influence the results!

It is the same principle. JUJU is fakery and trickery.

I once read about Nigerian police chasing a man who ran into an alley. When they ran in they found he had turned himself into a goat! LOL. They arrested the goat!!!! Meanwhile the man who had been hiding sneaked away and le them take the goat that had been in the ally anyway. Also what about the stupid policemen who claim their vullets bounce off the cultists instead of just admitting that they have not been properly trained to shoot! LOL.

Don't be fooled, the days of ignorant savagery are left behind in the jungle. Today Nigeria only has room for the educated and enlightened!

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There are a lot of things you need to learn, this things are very much real. The science that you so much place your whole existence on cleverly waves away phenomenon's that it cannot explain and believe me I know cos I am coming from a scientific background. Don't be deceived those your white masters that u helplessly run after believe so much in witchcraft and magic just that they never disclose this openly.

KoloOyinbo:


OH PLEASE! Don't start the tired old argument about I am such a poor Christian that I cannot distinguish between Spitituality/Religion and superstitious rubbish like juju for ignorant uneducated morons!

Religions know that a soul does not manifest and so can be neither proven to exist or not exist.

This JUJU foolishness claims to be able to actually work. IT IS THEREFORE TESTABLE and has failed every proper test for thousands of years!

Your argument is very disingenuous and unworthy as I am sure you realise. Most educated children can see through it by the age of 16!

I'll take you to a place where you'll witness events that you cannot explain with scientific logic if you dont mind. If magic didn't exist, the word itself wouldn't have survived many generations and even become a core message in movies produced by scientific methods. merlin and harry porter for example. words like spell, hex, jinx, witch, magic and every word that suggests the existence of whatever science cannot explain should be proscribed from the dictionary. they have not been proved not to exist as much as they have not been prooved to exist. but like I said, if you want to see things that will disturb your scientific mind, keep a date with me and lets travel. but on a condition that you will be the object of test. the juju will be performed on you. and if it works, you havr something to loose.

doskie:

I'll take you to a place where you'll witness events that you cannot explain with scientific logic if you dont mind. If magic didn't exist, the word itself wouldn't have survived many generations and even become a core message in movies produced by scientific methods. merlin and harry porter for example. words like spell, hex, jinx, witch, magic and every word that suggests the existence of whatever science cannot explain should be proscribed from the dictionary. they have not been proved not to exist as much as they have not been prooved to exist. but like I said, if you want to see things that will disturb your scientific mind, keep a date with me and lets travel. but on a condition that you will be the object of test. the juju will be performed on you. and if it works, you havr something to loose.

Superstition has always existed just stupidity and gullibility!

I am told JUJU will also work remotely and have asked to be cursed many times. Of course nothing happens!

If you try this magic under study condition you will EITHER find out how the trick works to fool you or else IT WILL NOT WORK!

If it was as you JUJU nonsense would have been proven to the world years ago. Leave this nonsense in the mud hut or up some tree and move into the modern world!

themanderon:
ote author=KoloOyinbo post=36436255]

LOst his manhood? And then it magically re-appeared? LOL. RUBBISH!!!! Ritual killing are just murders.

JUJUis for weak minded fools. See my example above and see if it is JUJU or if you can figure out the VERY SIMPLE and LOGICAL reason why it SEEMS as if the email posters can predict or influence the results!

It is the same principle. JUJU is fakery and trickery.

I once read about Nigerian police chasing a man who ran into an alley. When they ran in they found he had turned himself into a goat! LOL. They arrested the goat!!!! Meanwhile the man who had been hiding sneaked away and le them take the goat that had been in the ally anyway. Also what about the stupid policemen who claim their vullets bounce off the cultists instead of just admitting that they have not been properly trained to shoot! LOL.

Don't be fooled, the days of ignorant savagery are left behind in the jungle. Today Nigeria only has room for the educated and enlightened!



There are a lot of things you need to learn, this things are very much real. The science that you so much place your whole existence on cleverly waves away phenomenon's that it cannot explain and believe me I know cos I am coming from a scientific background. Don't be deceived those your white masters that u helplessly run after believe so much in witchcraft and magic just that they never disclose this openly.

I am an Irishman an HAVE NO MASTERS - such thinking of being or having masters is for people so foolish as to believe in it or in that juju stuff even a child knows netter than! (Did the KoloOyinbo not give you a clue or do you think Nairaland only works in Nigeria - perhaps only juju does but the internet works everywhere with a connection! lol)

You clearly were a poor or failed scientist in your no doubt short exposure to the real world! I don't need some uneducated gullible person to 'teach' me superstitious rubbish. Leave juju in the mud hut for the ignorant savages. Africa is progressing and joining the developed world.

Go try and convince NASA about JUJU. Invent some juju that actually works etc.

Instead we get false claims and tricks etc! It is really pathetic.

debada:


Did you see the manhoodless groin? Did the balls disappear too? If yes, was the area bare or void of pubic hair?

Trust me he wouldn't be able to say so...cos he actually didn't witness anything!!! They'd come online claiming this and this happens...ask them if they saw it, the matter would turn to "they said" , "I heard".

Rubbish

masonkz:

Trust me he wouldn't be able to say so...cos he actually didn't witness anything!!! They'd come online claiming this and this happens...ask them if they saw it, the matter would turn to "they said" , "I heard".
Rubbish

Well hold on now! I knew a man who always saw 'pink elephants' in his house!

(Mind you, that was usually after a bottle or more of whisky)

KoloOyinbo:


Well hold on now! I knew a man who always saw 'pink elephants' in his house!

(Mind you, that was usually after a bottle or more of whisky)

KoloOyinbo:


Superstition has always existed just stupidity and gullibility!

I am told JUJU will also work remotely and have asked to be cursed many times. Of course nothing happens!

If you try this magic under study condition you will EITHER find out how the trick works to fool you or else IT WILL NOT WORK!

If it was as you JUJU nonsense would have been proven to the world years ago. Leave this nonsense in the mud hut or up some tree and move into the modern world!

I perceive you as a funny man.

on a serious note. lets take this challenge. I prove to you that magic exist, you loose something. if im wrong, I loose something. you are at the liberty to determine the test methods and condions. my task is just to demonstrate the existence of phenomenons that defy scientific procedures and explanation. lets bet cash if you want. im confident. im up for this challenge.

doskie:

I perceive you as a funny man.

on a serious note. lets take this challenge. I prove to you that magic exist, you loose something. if im wrong, I loose something. you are at the liberty to determine the test methods and condions. my task is just to demonstrate the existence of phenomenons that defy scientific procedures and explanation. lets bet cash if you want. im confident. im up for this challenge.

Just get us ONE picture of a groin with the disappeared penis. Is that too much to ask? If Nigerians are so eager to take pics of people getting burnt, people getting beaten with planks, etc... why is it hard to take a pic of just this simple task? Despite the fact that it's always in a crowded place?

SMDH

doskie:

I perceive you as a funny man.

on a serious note. lets take this challenge. I prove to you that magic exist, you loose something. if im wrong, I loose something. you are at the liberty to determine the test methods and condions. my task is just to demonstrate the existence of phenomenons that defy scientific procedures and explanation. lets bet cash if you want. im confident. im up for this challenge.

Now how do you propose to do this? I know! I live in Belfast in Ireland. JUJU yourself (fly, levitate or teleport or whatever) to my home tonight and you can have a paid holiday at my expense for all of August.

It would have to be a holiday as you would never get a decent job believing in nonsense even children know is rubbish. Who would give anyone that that ANY responsibility whatsoever.

Oh don't forget id. etc as you will probably get a friend to call claiming to be you! LOL Even the tricks to make juju look real in the minds of retards are quite obvious!

Oh do you need my bank account details to send the cash to? 419, 419, 419 as fake as juju!

I'm sorry, I really don't want to be patronising or to be falsely accused of racism of anything like that. But for someone to put forward these savage and ignorant ideas that should be left in the mud hut to civilized and educated people is just laughable!

masonkz:


Just get us ONE picture of a groin with the disappeared penis. Is that too much to ask? If Nigerians are so eager to take pics of people getting burnt, people getting beaten with planks, etc... why is it hard to take a pic of just this simple task? Despite the fact that it's always in a crowded place?

SMDH

thats correct. I wonder about that myself. but im concerned more with the proposition that magic doesnt exist all together. though ive never investigated the manhood issue. but Im ready to loose a tooth if I find out that beyond scientific explainable events and phenomenon, nothing exists. that means I'll personally find methods to prove that magic does exist. the question is; who is ready to loose a tooth if I proove right?

doskie:

thats correct. I wonder about that myself. but im concerned more with the proposition that magic doesnt exist all together. though ive never investigated the manhood issue. but Im ready to loose a tooth if I find out that beyond scientific explainable events and phenomenon, nothing exists. that means I'll personally find methods to prove that magic does exist. the question is; who is ready to loose a tooth if I proove right?

So if you go out tonight and suddenly wake up in bed the next morning missing a tooth with no knowledge of how this happened your FIRST thought will be MAGIC!

What rubbish.

There are many more logical and rational explanations but the above example is the type of 'proof' offered by uneducated and gullible fools to support this idle and discredited superstition.

KoloOyinbo:


So if you go out tonight and suddenly wake up in bed the next morning missing a tooth with no knowledge of how this happened your FIRST thought will be MAGIC!

What rubbish.

There are many more logical and rational explanations but the above example is the type of 'proof' offered by uneducated and gullible fools to support this idle and discredited superstition.

thats not what I mean by loose a tooth bro.

doskie:
thats not what I mean by loose a tooth bro.

I don't really worry too much. Ignorant primitive superstition has FAILED EVERY test ever set for it!

KoloOyinbo:


Now how do you propose to do this? I know! I live in Belfast in Ireland. JUJU yourself (fly, levitate or teleport or whatever) to my home tonight and you can have a paid holiday at my expense for all of August.

It would have to be a holiday as you would never get a decent job believing in nonsense even children know is rubbish. Who would give anyone that that ANY responsibility whatsoever.

Oh don't forget id. etc as you will probably get a friend to call claiming to be you! LOL Even the tricks to make juju look real in the minds of retards are quite obvious!

Oh do you need my bank account details to send the cash to? 419, 419, 419 as fake as juju!

I'm sorry, I really don't want to be patronising or to be falsely accused of racism of anything like that. But for someone to put forward these savage and ignorant ideas that should be left in the mud hut to civilized and educated people is just laughable!

youve been blowing hot like you've probably never engaged in a discussion without fighting. im sorry im out out to engage you with hot words. I love amd respect your opinion. thanks very much. but a little diplomacy humour would do you no harm. im from the bush and mud. yet I dont insult anyone because they hold an alternative opinion to mine. have a great day boss.

doskie:
youve been blowing hot like you've probably never engaged in a discussion without fighting. im sorry im out out to engage you with hot words. I love amd respect your opinion. thanks very much. but a little diplomacy humour would do you no harm. im from the bush and mud. yet I dont insult anyone because they hold an alternative opinion to mine. have a great day boss.

Blowing hot! Nope. Its not MY country that is being held back by ignorance and superstition, its not me that the world will consider an ignorant savage!

Nor indeed am I differing in 'opinions'. I am merely pointing out the reality to people who wish to improve themselves.

There is no such thing as JUJU!

KoloOyinbo:


A hint? OK

How many OTHER people have received a similar email? Or perhaps one ALMOST similar?

There I have practically given it away!

BIG JUJU (Of the Oyinbo kind!)

Oh I get it now . The higher d target audience, d higher d chance of predictions coming out right.
I kinda was thinking d email would be sent to just me.
Urmmm...u should call it Juju of the Smart Kind, not oyinbo kind. Lol.

masonkz:


Trust me he wouldn't be able to say so...cos he actually didn't witness anything!!! They'd come online claiming this and this happens...ask them if they saw it, the matter would turn to "they said" , "I heard".

Rubbish

Bros me sef tire. All d while I've heard of these kinda stories, I've not even seen one picture of a dickless groin.
Pls can anyone here provide it? Or can anyone give us an accurate description of how it looks like?
Is it flat and smooth? Does d juju also remove d pubic hair? Or is d dick divided in two? Or is there a wound where d dick used to be? What about d blood vessels which leads from d body into d dick? Does d person begin 2 bleed profusely?

A curious question. Why is it that non of these juju-dickless persons have made they way to any reputable hospital? Is there any medical doctor who has actually affirmed sth like this?

Abeg I need answers ooooooooo....all those who have witnessed this should come help

ChokolateBoss:


Oh I get it now . The higher d target audience, d higher d chance of predictions coming out right.
I kinda was thinking d email would be sent to just me.
Urmmm...u should call it Juju of the Smart Kind, not oyinbo kind. Lol.

In round one: What you do is send one million emails(or more), HALF of which predict outcome A the other half outcome B

Forget the half who you have given a wrong prediction to!

In round two take the remaining 500,000 and send half prediction C and half prediction D

Forget the half who you have given a wrong prediction to!

You are now left with 250,000 people who have seen correct predictions in round one AND round two.

Continue on in this manner

By the finish of round 9 you still have about 1,950 people who have seen you successfully predict the outcome of ALL NINE rounds. They are amazed at how you have done this and think it might be JUJU! lol

You now offer to sell them the prediction for round ten!

The bonus is that for everyone who buys a prediction from you, you will be correct about half the time!!!!

Simple scam, but over 970 people will see that you have successfully predicted IN ADVANCE the correct result in ten rounds of a tournament.

It could ONLY be JUJU!

masonkz:


Trust me he wouldn't be able to say so...cos he actually didn't witness anything!!! They'd come online claiming this and this happens...ask them if they saw it, the matter would turn to "they said" , "I heard".

Rubbish

. Of course he didnt and that's why i asked him those questions. Its normal for nigerians to swallow things hook, line and sinker.

ChokolateBoss:


Is it flat and smooth? Does d juju also remove d public hair? Or is d dick divided in two? Or is there a wound where d dick used to be? What about d blood vessels which leads from d body into d dick? Does d person begin 2 bleed profusely?

. Guy, I laughed for 3 mins straight after reading this. But honestly, they are necessary questions to ask these guys.

debada:


. Of course he didnt and that's why i asked him those questions. Its normal for nigerians to swallow things hook, line and sinker.

Wrong! As u can see from this thread, not all nigerians swallow fairy tales hook, line and sinker.
There are some foreign sites (hub of conspiracy theories) I read somtimes and some peeps there would barbecue u with insults if u say sth contrary to their bullshit stories.
In d US, its aliens, all manner of UFOs, bigfoot, interstellar space lizards disguised as humans (obama, queen elizabeth, putin, etc), all manner of thrash which none can prove....
In naija its disappearing dicks n d likes.
Its all cultural

KoloOyinbo:


In round one: What you do is send one million emails(or more), HALF of which predict outcome A the other half outcome B

Forget the half who you have given a wrong prediction to!

In round two take the remaining 500,000 and send half prediction C and half prediction D

Forget the half who you have given a wrong prediction to!

You are now left with 250,000 people who have seen correct predictions in round one AND round two.

Continue on in this manner

By the finish of round 9 you still have about 1,950 people who have seen you successfully predict the outcome of ALL NINE rounds. They are amazed at how you have done this and think it might be JUJU! lol

You now offer to sell them the prediction for round ten!

The bonus is that for everyone who buys a prediction from you, you will be correct about half the time!!!!

Simple scam, but over 970 people will see that you have successfully predicted IN ADVANCE the correct result in ten rounds of a tournament.

It could ONLY be JUJU!

I get it perfectly. In every single round, d probability of being correct or wrong in prediction is 1/2.
I assumed d email will be sent to only me. If its that case I'll pay d 10k

Actually this dick shrinking or 'disappearance' of a thing doesn't happen only in nigeria.
Google d word Koro.
However, it has nothing to do with juju. The phenomenon is worldwide but d understanding of it is influenced by cultural factors. Just like when some pple experience sleep paralysis and claim they are being pressed by witches and wizards

ChokolateBoss:


Wrong! As u can see from this thread, not all nigerians swallow fairy tales hook, line and sinker.
There are some foreign sites (hub of conspiracy theories) I read somtimes and some peeps there would barbecue u with insults if u say sth contrary to their bullshit stories.
In d US, its aliens, all manner of UFOs, bigfoot, interstellar space lizards disguised as humans (obama, queen elizabeth, putin, etc), all manner of thrash which none can prove....
In naija its disappearing dicks n d likes.
Its all cultural

pls where did I say ALL Nigerians?