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Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by IYANGBALI: 10:40pm On Aug 04, 2015
I like fVck but I hate knife grin

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Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by wealthpreach(m): 10:42pm On Aug 04, 2015
i stabbed my dad
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by justanotherme: 10:42pm On Aug 04, 2015
Tenim47:
U can neva get satisfied wit it
lol pls explain the relationship between food satisfaction and fork + Knife
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by mmsen: 10:47pm On Aug 04, 2015
I was taught how to use cutlery around the same age that I was potty trained.
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by mekstaniac(m): 10:48pm On Aug 04, 2015
Frankly...I know how to use dem, but it slows down my eating. I request for a spoon annd if dat doesnt come, I use d fork as d spoon


My first time was horrible.It was as though i was learning to drive a car

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Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by UnimkeAk(m): 10:51pm On Aug 04, 2015
Pronmix:
Started using it when I entered JSS 1, had to learn else them wicked seniors dealt with me, since then been used to it.

Same here;
But I stopped using it since js1.

Let's just say I was a rebel in fgc
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by kunlenkirol(m): 10:52pm On Aug 04, 2015
My parents are not illiterate neither are they unschooled but we the children were not just taught how to use it and non of us thought it wise to learn it.
I did not know what await me when I got to d university of Ibadan, I was invited to a party in Bodija, Ondo street street to be precise. It was a societal occassions and educated dignitries were invited and forks and knives were d order of th e day. As I sat down to eat, I noticed that all most all attendees were using cutleries esp fork and and knife. Ofcourse, I can't be an exception. I decided to use it for the very first time. And what added to the woe was the the plate was a flat one so I found it difficult to scoup the rice well and to eat the chicked well. In a nut shell, I did not finish the mean and I was unable to use d knife to do justice to d chicken. Looking back at dt episode, I cannot but laugh. Thank God for civility.

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Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by Ninilowo(m): 10:54pm On Aug 04, 2015
Tenim47:
U can neva get satisfied wit it
Walahi.
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by agabaI23(m): 10:55pm On Aug 04, 2015
Lundii:

That's gud. But my pain is why should I use fork and knife and not spoon.

Why would you use spoon and not hand?

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Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by Bootybuttchic(f): 10:57pm On Aug 04, 2015
it happend on a date,he could use it very fast as in ehh....very good in it....but me nhmber one shy type so i was gnashing my teeth,i dint pick knife oo....used fork,but guess what cheesy .....the fork fell from hand with food while eating.......i just gave up...... grin grin

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Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by sainty2k3(m): 10:57pm On Aug 04, 2015
Why will I descend so low, what happened to my bare hand. #Tiwantiwa atelewo eni ki I tanije
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by Firevinci(m): 10:58pm On Aug 04, 2015
Titto93:
Back in my secondary boarding school, I pretend to use it only when the authorities are around - knowing fully well it wastes time and energy...

Imagine using fork and knife when you just ended your 6 - 6 fasting, when hunger is at 100°C.

Imagine using fork and knife when you're expected to scramble food with your friends.

Imagine using fork and knife to munch fu-fu when you're alone in the house.

Bros, you're FOOLING yourself.

Bros I feel you.
1. Almost impossible for me

2. You no go eat anything, your friends go finish am
before you even use spoon self

3. Fork and knife kwa for fufu and ofe, nah nah nah, waste of time besides I get freedom nobody is watching me

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Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by silent10(m): 11:02pm On Aug 04, 2015
I hv a date with this grl. we chose 2 meet @ an eatery, i got there 1st, bought a bottled water & waited 4 her. there she comes after 15 minutes of waiting. we went to d counter 2geda, i order for chicken & a soft drink, she order same thing, nw d food is on our table including a knife & a fork. i started feelin nervous abt which to hold with my right hand & which 2 hold with my left, then i remember a movie i watch where someone was eating with a fork & a knife, so i jst got d idea hold d knife with my right & d fork with my left & bla everything go smooth, mean while my date is more nervous dan i was. she was jst too shy. we'd to order for a takeaway & put her's in.
nw i don master ram lik ABC
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by ChappyChase: 11:06pm On Aug 04, 2015
Watin I wan use the Knife for? Till today I'm a perfect user of fork to eat/cut swallow but not with the knife!
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by Emenandez4lyf(m): 11:07pm On Aug 04, 2015
What d fvck; Infact I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. No experience coz we neva heard about it here in Moscow.

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Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by ChappyChase: 11:10pm On Aug 04, 2015
justanotherme:


lol pls explain the relationship between food satisfaction and fork + Knife
Well let me help, before you pick the next pieces of rice, the one in your mouth is done and digested!
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by homesteady(m): 11:10pm On Aug 04, 2015
O my secondary school days - no fork&knife = no food!
But it's not hard na, just push the food with the knife to the food!
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by Isomerizm(m): 11:12pm On Aug 04, 2015
Yustash001:
I don't have ever used it together....I use for to eat foods like moi-moi,Yam etc.,.but have never used a Knife to eat...no need forming tuush...
This your grammar lasan.

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Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by Nobody: 11:12pm On Aug 04, 2015
that tin nah waste of time abeg...
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by lonelydora: 11:18pm On Aug 04, 2015
It wasn't easy. I couldn't eat my chicken that day.

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Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by Bollove: 11:24pm On Aug 04, 2015
I trained myself with it at home , I just decided to be using fork and knives in preparation for my trip to my cousins cuz I thought they would be using it in their home and I don't wanna feel odd !!
When I got there , I even tu..sh pass them self ... but I never go back sha (secondary school days) !!!

After University, I got to serve alongside expatriates and we usually have seminar/workshops @launch time or tea break , Fork and Knives was the tool and I usually do justice to my food and chicken , my friend usually marvelled !!!

@some other point , I use my hand ooo , hell yes!! ... some meat/chicken are just stubborn, Oyinbo wey no dey comfortable with am should just die .... But dem no dey care sef !!
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by Nobody: 11:25pm On Aug 04, 2015
Tenim47:
U can neva get satisfied wit it
God bless u jare. if I eat a portion of food with spoon an get satisfied if I eat that same food the this yeye fork and knife nah two plate I go chop to cover up..
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by sungyong(m): 11:30pm On Aug 04, 2015
twas a nice experience though.. It was not that tough. with no tutorials_such a perfect performance @pepperoni GRA evo road
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by Nobody: 11:59pm On Aug 04, 2015
Lundii:
I don't know why humans are just making life difficult for themselves.
I was at an event two days ago, and I was served a mouth watering dish, but only fork and knife was provided without SPOON(can u imagine).
I don't know how to use it and the painful part is that it was a round table with two girls close by. Well knowing the type of person I am, I asked my friend for suggestion and he asked me to be myself. That statement was a motivation, I just dumped the knife, used the fork as spoon and used my hand to clear the chicken.
Well I am a Nigerian and I just pity people making life difficult for themselves in the name of civilization.

Why don't u share your own experience.
Lol. I can't remember. I can't remember when I ate with f n k last. Just kidding, I was brought up to eat with knife nd fu ck.
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by Nobody: 12:02am On Aug 05, 2015
Most of us in America don't even know how to use cutleries.
Africans & their inferiority complex.
You got nothing to prove to no one by using cutleries to eat. cool

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Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by lovely17(m): 12:06am On Aug 05, 2015
I hate fork and knives die they always waste [b][/b] my rice
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by Mznaett: 12:07am On Aug 05, 2015
Chai! So na kpako guyz wey full nairaland like this eh? Kikikikiki grin


Well,here my experience lies lol

I attended an all girls Catholic school and my first day in that school was a mess. Imagine!
We went for dinner that evening and since that was my first time of using that obstruction tool called cutlery I wept cuz I didn't know how to place my hands on it and worst enough I injured my throat with d fork.


As fate may have it the light went off immediately omehn sharpaly na hand I used do justice gv dat rice nd beans o naso I finish work with my hand.
Ah! I thought that was all,I never knew those snrs noticed it and when they brought back the light all those culprits were been punished including myself

But truth be told that stuff is a burden aswear

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Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by mamajaz(f): 12:09am On Aug 05, 2015
tongue embarassed
oloriadejoke:
Lolzzz I could remember when I have a date with a guy at MR BIGGS,d guy tushh gan with full bolted shirt and tie,when we about 2 eat and I saw the fork and knife my heart was beating fast,the guy was looking at me with heavy smile,but deep inside of me i don die but as a sharp yoruba lady I just put a sexy smile on my face and said 2 him "SWEET I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU EATING FIRST" at last he picked d fork and knife and start eating.thanks 2 heaven if I had mistakenly place the fork and knife in the wrong hand,i know the guy will say 2 himself girl yi lukooo gan(bush girl)
Soo, is the guy now the man
oloriadejoke:
Lolzzz I could remember when I have a date with a guy at MR BIGGS,d guy tushh gan with full bolted shirt and tie,when we about 2 eat and I saw the fork and knife my heart was beating fast,the guy was looking at me with heavy smile,but deep inside of me i don die but as a sharp yoruba lady I just put a sexy smile on my face and said 2 him "SWEET I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU EATING FIRST" at last he picked d fork and knife and start eating.thanks 2 heaven if I had mistakenly place the fork and knife in the wrong hand,i know the guy will say 2 himself girl yi lukooo gan(bush girl)
Soo, is the guy now the man
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by Nobody: 12:12am On Aug 05, 2015
Can't remember anyway but I guess I didn't do it right.



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Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by colsorubak(m): 12:15am On Aug 05, 2015
Mznaett:
Chai! So na kpako guyz wey full nairaland like this eh? Kikikikiki grin


Well,here my experience lies lol

I attended an all girls Catholic school and my first day in that school was a mess. Imagine!
We went for dinner that evening and since that was my first time of using that obstruction tool called cutlery I wept cuz I didn't know how to place my hands on it and worst enough I injured my throat with d fork.


hahahahhahaha..........my dear using cutlery @ first trial could b frustrating
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by Mznaett: 12:22am On Aug 05, 2015
@Colsorubak,, very very fustrating o my brother especially for first timers like myself. embarassed
Re: Share Your Experience Of Using 'fork And Knife' To Eat for the First Time. by colsorubak(m): 12:24am On Aug 05, 2015
Mznaett:
@Colsorubak,, very very fustrating o my brother especially for first timers like myself. embarassed

I had similar experience I had to swallow the shame and used the one I knew hw best to use.........spoon.......lol

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