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Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Nobody: 10:26am On Aug 25, 2015
klarke:


It's Ok, if that's your decision. I'm very sure you'll live to regret it. But then, it's your choice... Gudnite
Hahhaha. I'll regret nothinf, baby. If your Hell is real, I'll gladly go there. Just like accepting Christ makes you eligible for Allah's hell.

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Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by danbrowndmf(m): 10:31am On Aug 25, 2015
Sarimah:
yh....good morning
hw was ur night?
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by lawnreigh(m): 11:18am On Aug 25, 2015
Akeelahtunez:
I saw dis in my area can't just stop laughing grin cheesy
the concoction should be meant for someone looking for a child, the person is a barren cod I can see sweets too, it's funny tho
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Nobody: 11:44am On Aug 25, 2015
Sarimah:
lol..Wat?


Hmm...#closes eyes#
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by macof(m): 1:08pm On Aug 25, 2015
KingIU:
abege someone should carry that thing and eat

that is what is expected to happen.
"Food for the Gods" shouldn't be taken literally. it's retards or animals that end up eating it

all those thinking some Gods descend to come and eat like humans are just being deceived by all these low budget movies
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by macof(m): 1:13pm On Aug 25, 2015
klarke:


It's Ok, if that's your decision. I'm very sure you'll live to regret it. But then, it's your choice... Gudnite

grin grin what's all this threats now? can't a person have his own beliefs based on what he has observed?

why the intolerance? so ur god will make him regret it? I thought he was merciful

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Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by macof(m): 1:22pm On Aug 25, 2015
bigboss80s:
The gods must be crazy
hola106:
D gods most b crazy, lol
ebubemicky:
The gods must be crazy heheheeheehehe lekwanu upgrade ooh heheheeheehehe

I hope you know that Jesus, allah, Jehova are gods
they all crazy then
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by macof(m): 1:24pm On Aug 25, 2015
Bonapart:
And some fools Will still tell you to support tradition

Another part to hell

our traditons are still better than the nonsense of enriching ur pastor while you go hungry
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by macof(m): 1:25pm On Aug 25, 2015
freecocoa:
And people still believe in it, smh.

believe in what exactly?
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by macof(m): 1:25pm On Aug 25, 2015
Bonapart:
you think you're funny
You need to accept JESUS CHRIST as your personal Lord and saviour first before you understand these mystery

ok so I need to be deluded first?

makes sense
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by freecocoa(f): 1:30pm On Aug 25, 2015
macof:


believe in what exactly?
Believe in babalawos or dibias and their gods.
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by iyiscopy(f): 1:54pm On Aug 25, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
New millennium gods dey even chop sharwama

na so grin
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by hola106(m): 2:32pm On Aug 25, 2015
macof:

I hope you know that Jesus, allah, Jehova are gods they all crazy then
Jesus s not gods I tink u shld upgrade ur brain
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Bonapart(m): 2:45pm On Aug 25, 2015
macof:


ok so I need to be deluded first?

makes sense
no you need help from CHRIST mr macof
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Bonapart(m): 2:46pm On Aug 25, 2015
macof:


our traditons are still better than the nonsense of enriching ur pastor while you go hungry
like i said accept CHRIST first then your eyes will open
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by macof(m): 3:10pm On Aug 25, 2015
Bonapart:
like i said accept CHRIST first then your eyes will open
Bonapart:
no you need help from CHRIST mr macof

Sorry I don't do dead jews
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by macof(m): 3:13pm On Aug 25, 2015
hola106:
Jesus s not gods I tink u shld upgrade ur brain

ok jesus is son of a god grin
after raping a virgin girl
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by macof(m): 3:15pm On Aug 25, 2015
freecocoa:
Believe in babalawos or dibias and their gods.

Why not? must everybody believe in a dead jew or any arab desert ex-moon deity?
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Bonapart(m): 3:23pm On Aug 25, 2015
macof:



Sorry I don't do dead jews
it might be too late for you

Hell awaits every unbeliever
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by BeeBeeOoh(m): 3:32pm On Aug 25, 2015
emmydollars4life:

Yes before kola nut but na biscuits, but the most annoying thing, they no dey use 1k to put for him, is only 50 card or coin.
so u even c wetin I saw, if 2 sey dem dey keep 1k for d gods we 4 dey happy..
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by freecocoa(f): 3:34pm On Aug 25, 2015
macof:


Why not? must everybody believe in a dead jew or any arab desert ex-moon deity?
I'd rather everyone believed in their own abilities and that of others(to an extent).

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Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Nobody: 3:48pm On Aug 25, 2015
dmola:
I no u smwhr? Lagos island?
how? when u've not seen my pics..funny u
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by dmola(m): 3:57pm On Aug 25, 2015
Midehi:

how? when u've not seen my pics..funny u
actually the name rings a bell like exactly the prsn I no spells hers ....so u stay on the island ?
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Nobody: 4:05pm On Aug 25, 2015
What you see is not what u can just laugh at. That's is a sacrifice and it's spiritual. If you do not understand the spiritual realm, you can't comprehend that. I cover all of us with the blood of Jesus Christ.
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by xana101: 4:09pm On Aug 25, 2015
mikchuma:
What you see is not what u can just laugh at. That's is a sacrifice and it's spiritual. If you do not understand the spiritual realm, you can't comprehend that. I cover all of us with the blood of Jesus Christ.
BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Nobody: 5:56pm On Aug 25, 2015
Midehi:

how? when u've not seen my pics..funny u

Na Holy Ghost him be
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Nobody: 7:09pm On Aug 25, 2015
figo05:

Na Holy Ghost him be
the thing tire me o
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by macof(m): 9:24pm On Aug 25, 2015
Bonapart:
it might be too late for you
Hell awaits every unbeliever
if by the craziest twist you are right grin grin we unbelievers will make hell better than heaven
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Bonapart(m): 9:48pm On Aug 25, 2015
macof:


if by the craziest twist you are right
grin grin we unbelievers will make hell better than heaven
your wish be granted son
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Nobody: 11:03am On Aug 26, 2015
macof:


I hope you know that Jesus, allah, Jehova are gods
they all crazy then
that shows ur level of education I guess u skipped English classes, if not u should have known that God or Jehova are are referred to with capital letter G while idols shrines nd the likes are referred to with small letter g. Hv u ever seen where some one writes Gods be4? U can only see gods. Let me stop here u can go to goggle for more education. Thanks
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by macof(m): 12:21am On Aug 27, 2015
ebubemicky:
that shows ur level of education I guess u skipped English classes, if not u should have known that God or Jehova are are referred to with capital letter G while idols shrines nd the likes are referred to with small letter g. Hv u ever seen where some one writes Gods be4? U can only see gods. Let me stop here u can go to goggle for more education. Thanks

grin grin honestly in my drunkest state I would still make better sense than this. ..

Only out of religious sentiments does anyone begin a title of such with low case. .. There's nothing like gods. .
Simple understanding of English tells that It should be rendered "Gods"
But if you can write "gods" then I will refer to your no good buffoon Jehova as "god" just to annoy you
Maybe that can kick sense into u
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Sarimah(f): 10:50am On Aug 27, 2015
danbrowndmf:
hw was ur night?
good yours?

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