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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by WIZGUY69(m): 11:04pm On Jan 18, 2016
Keystonn:
onye ofe Kedu ka I mere? Ara akana agba gi?


onye nzuzu. grin

kedu ka I mere?,
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Keystonn: 11:11pm On Jan 18, 2016
WIZGUY69:



onye nzuzu. grin

kedu ka I mere?,
grin grin onye ofe ... Wepu Anya na ara maka ara ga agbakwa gi Anya

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by EzePromoe: 11:17pm On Jan 18, 2016
bloodyBLOGGER:
Eziokwu chu nna gozie achuru mma. Ndi ofe anya aba na anya aturu pogi. Biko bia nu alaigbo kedu kodi eze enwe e'. Nyem ndi ofe ihe nacho abona adigo mma grin
Hey, stop using Google translator. It's translations are not accurate. What you posted has no meaning in Igbo.

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by thewarrior72: 11:18pm On Jan 18, 2016
Ogbagwojuru ndi obodo gbamgbam tara nchara anya otu anyi jiri were asusu igbo na akpa ha stod.

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by CharlesIyke414(m): 11:22pm On Jan 18, 2016
emmalexabl:
Okwu nke a I kwuru by okwu ziri ezi...

Ndigbo turu n'ilu si..atuoro omara ya amata ma atuoro ofeke.,ofenye isi n'ohia.

Anaghi kwanu agwa ochi nti n'agha esula!!

Naijeriya nkea agwula Ike..,Ana apachi ya na eliki....
biko nwa nnem gini ka okwuru, kowaaram biko. Enwekwaram fixed deposit.

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Nobody: 11:24pm On Jan 18, 2016
thewarrior72:
Ogbagwojuru ndi obodo gbamgbam tara nchara anya otu anyi jiri were asusu igbo na akpa ha stod.
Gbamgbam tara nchara...?

Hehehe. Ndi ofe ahujuola anya taata.grin

Kedu Asadike nwanyioma, nne gbara oso bia ooooo.cheesy

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by SUPOL(m): 11:25pm On Jan 18, 2016
Ichoo my money weta collate, weta collate.
D boi naachi ma onweta alert, nweta alert.

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by macho44(m): 11:31pm On Jan 18, 2016
Ikengawo:
Biko, ego n'ile i tirri na uloaku, je hota ya, zuta ala n'ile i werre ike i zuta.

mana ego Naira gaa daafo ka 1 = 300. O gaa daa ka 700 mbe nde IMF ge merri Buhari. Oge ahu, ego n'ile i burru na uloaku gee fepushia finish.

Mbe i zuta ala, i werre ike i re ya, hota ego ngi oge ozor. Ndi igbo birri na obodo oyibo ga zuta ala n'ukwurru i ru olu haa mbe naira gaa da 700+ maka nor ga shi ha ike.

Je na uloaku, burru ego ni o! Zuta ala. Currency ga da, ego nor na ala a gani ekwe daa. Owu ga saa onye obula bu cash tani. Ndi burru ala ga burru ako
Nwanne Ehn, inyego ndi Ofe-mmana serious "Wounding" ooo. www.adielem.com
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Ikengawo: 12:01am On Jan 19, 2016
okuya:
Nna, onye go ala, ocho ire ya one ga e goro ya na aka ya? ebe ego na dighi na obodo.


Je ama ndi hausa na ama ndi ofe, ha ge re ihe obula nna ha werre.

I werre iki zuta gold na silver. Mana ewerre akpuruka gold na silver na obodo zoo ke..onye obula chori zu kwo biko burru uche mbe i na zu ha.

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Damfostopper(m): 12:08am On Jan 19, 2016
Ur heading is in English...... N ur post is in wateva language...... Well at my age I don't comment on stupiid post

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by great664(m): 12:17am On Jan 19, 2016
Going through this thread, can't stop laughing, Honestly give it up for Igbos, they are blessed with wisdom and rich culture, I envy una, though I can read most of them sha, who try Google translate just dey deceive him/herself....

Ndi Igbo Nda aluu o...

Hope I get am.

Indi ofe mmanu don confuse totally.

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by great664(m): 12:21am On Jan 19, 2016
Damfostopper:
Ur heading is in English...... N ur post is in wateva language...... Well at my age I don't comment on stupiid post
u just did, u see that some may be stupidd and they don't know

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Damfostopper(m): 12:23am On Jan 19, 2016
great664:
u just did, u see that some may be stupidd and they don't know
...... Dats pipu will keep on mentioning me
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by fx45(m): 12:35am On Jan 19, 2016
great664:
Going through this thread, can't stop laughing, Honestly give it up for Igbos, they are blessed with wisdom and rich culture, I envy una, though I can read most of them sha, who try Google translate just dey deceive him/herself....

Ndi Igbo Nda aluu o...

Hope I get am.

Indi ofe mmanu don confuse totally.
Ndi Ofe cannot figure out what is going on... The level of confusion in their heads right now have escalated to astronomical proportions.

Ndi Ofe, ekenee m unu!

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Adaowerri111: 1:18am On Jan 19, 2016
Ifum kpom onye igbo maka na mbu onye igbo, IGBOAMAKA, ihie OP kuru bu eziokwu

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by mackenzie007(m): 1:23am On Jan 19, 2016
Dis is the funniest thing on nairaland so far.... grin
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by asadike(f): 1:26am On Jan 19, 2016
humanbeing5th:
oloriburuku ma ni awon omo olori pelebe wonyi oo, shey awa ni won fe ma fi ede radarada won ru loju?, iyalaya gbogboyin, Bleep dat shiit!!
ori re lo fo danu. kilo fa ebu? ti o ba gbo nkan ti won so, se bi wa kan gbe nu dake. kosi lo jo, wan oti bi iyalaya eni ti aso wipe ki amo so ede wa mo.
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by asadike(f): 1:30am On Jan 19, 2016
macklef:
Oda bi pe awon eran oko IPOB tin se ipade ni ibibi bai.
Eyin omo oduwa esa ma wo wan niran o, won ni pataki kan kan
Ti ale ma gbe sokan, ti oba wun won kiwan pa ara wan danu.
owo wa Shi ma ma ran so ke ti ti lai lai.

Ejor ete botonu ileke ti awon oyinbo nkpe ni 'like' ke fi so amin cheesy
nje oti ri pe kosi egbe omo oduduwa ni bi?
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by kurt09(m): 1:52am On Jan 19, 2016
Chineke bi na eluigwe nke ato agaghi ekwe ka ihere ma obu aguru gugbuo anyi. Onudu obodo a na atuzim ujo. Ihe nile di na ahia etinyechela ego. Mana ugwo oru anyi ka di etu odi dika onye oru oyibo. Ogwula ka oham n' onu. Otela aka m dedebere ihe na asusu Igbo. OP, Chukwu gozie gi.

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by asadike(f): 1:53am On Jan 19, 2016
SirJeffry:
Gbamgbam tara nchara...?

Hehehe. Ndi ofe ahujuola anya taata.grin

Kedu Asadike nwanyioma, nne gbara oso bia ooooo.cheesy
Lol. Jehova! Nwokeoma, gini na eme ba? chai! ndi ofe ndo nu. Ikengawo, ike umu igbo nairaland, dalu nwoke di nma, okwu gi kwu oto ka amu. ozo di k'ibeya, umu igbo unu azazi na omereora, za ba zie nu akulueulo. Na ta ba ni ala igbo. Bia nu biri be nna unu. ndi ofe na ndi ugwu, okasi njo bu na onyi isi obodo a afughi umu igbo n'anya. Anyi ufu kalili, ya mere unu ga rapuru ha obodo ha we nata ala igbo m'obu ga ba obodo oyibo. ozo, k'anyi were ofu obi na emeko, na ebiko ma na enye re onwe anyi aka. Biko, chukwu gozie umu igbo n'ile.

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by hrhobi1(m): 2:35am On Jan 19, 2016
Onye bururu brabra fukfuckboyboy. Idiotamuruava onyebribe animalistictendencry

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by amunkita(m): 2:51am On Jan 19, 2016
Chineke onye Wawa..
Best thread this year..

Ndi Ofe will be like "Egbon okwa Uwa Mmebi"

Very Soon Isi-ewu will nack new rule to stop this innovation on nairaland..

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by decode55(m): 3:29am On Jan 19, 2016
Ara agbala ndi ofe grin grin

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Sunnybobo3(m): 3:32am On Jan 19, 2016
biafranbaby:
hehehehe. grin
Ndi ofe di confused. grin grin grin grin

.....we speak in tongues
Satan is confused
Forever and ever
Amen.

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Nobody: 5:20am On Jan 19, 2016
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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by obyrich(m): 5:34am On Jan 19, 2016
bloodyBLOGGER:
I didnt use google translator. I just formed those words based on the sounds I hear when ibo are speaking their language. grin

Onyem turu Anumanu mpam gozie daalu uturu chinchon. grin
If what you just wrote is true, then only father Ejike Mbaka and T.B Joshua combined, can deliver you from iberiberism. grin

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by humanbeing5th(f): 5:41am On Jan 19, 2016
asadike:
ori re lo fo danu. kilo fa ebu? ti o ba gbo nkan ti won so, se bi wa kan gbe nu dake. kosi lo jo, wan oti bi iyalaya eni ti aso wipe ki amo so ede wa mo.
werey, i knw u are one of d immigrant from erosion region dat come and and hawk lacasera and gala in our beautiful south west cities and definatly u must understand our language, but gosh! u can hardly see any yoruba migrating to dat erosion land, so definately u can hardly se yoruba dat understand all d shiit above

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Nobody: 5:43am On Jan 19, 2016
I thought these nonentities threatened to boycott nairaland because of rule 9.
So it was just an empty threat after all. grin

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Nobody: 5:45am On Jan 19, 2016
obyrich:
If what you just wrote is true, then only father Ejike Mbaka and T.B Joshua combined, can deliver you from iberiberism. grin
anumanu onye ara onye oshi.
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by FaithyGal(f): 6:26am On Jan 19, 2016
Eziokwu! E go m nwe n'uloaku elu ro I zute ala
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by shigoslim(m): 7:06am On Jan 19, 2016
Please tirri appearance money and uloaku , and select it , purchase land you werre you can not buy .

but the amount of dollars to daafo 1 = 300 to fall to 700 hostages IMF million GE merri Buhari . Time , money burru appearance and uloaku listen fepushia finish .

When you buy land , you werre can not re , select hcl See . Birri English in Europe will buy land n'ukwurru artificial voice states turtle dollars go down 700+ nor will their shi .

Go on uloaku , burru ni ! Buy low . Currency will fall , the money nor the land gani fall . Cotton bath everybody is cash tani . Burru will burru invasions

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by WIZGUY69(m): 7:17am On Jan 19, 2016
Keystonn:
grin grin onye ofe ... Wepu Anya na ara maka ara ga agbakwa gi Anya


mkpi Hausa grin

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