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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by emmabest2000(m): 6:19pm On Feb 02, 2016
Where almost every young celebrities has baby mama ... grin

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Nobody: 6:19pm On Feb 02, 2016
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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by theshaderoom: 6:19pm On Feb 02, 2016
Welcome to Nigeria where people quickly write an alphabet on FrontPage nairaland posts just to book space before reading the post

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Junki04(m): 6:19pm On Feb 02, 2016
martyns303:
Is it just me or is that last tweet actually true? 90% of the time when a wrong number call comes in, the person on the other end speaks Hausa.
I've actually noticed it too, still happened to me yesterday

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by djakinwande(m): 6:20pm On Feb 02, 2016
Booked

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by raziboi(m): 6:21pm On Feb 02, 2016
welcome to Nigeria... wia gals blame Jonathan for no BIS....

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Nobody: 6:21pm On Feb 02, 2016
Nigerians getting worried after power is left uninterrupted for 3hrs to me is d #Star tweet#

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by bibiking7(m): 6:22pm On Feb 02, 2016
martyns303:
Is it just me or is that last tweet actually true? 90% of the time when a wrong number call comes in, the person on the other end speaks Hausa.

Exactly.

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Nobody: 6:23pm On Feb 02, 2016
martyns303:
Is it just me or is that last tweet actually true? 90% of the time when a wrong number call comes in, the person on the other end speaks Hausa.
i swear it also happuns to me nd im tf z dis? nd they cntinue speaking hausa

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Nobody: 6:24pm On Feb 02, 2016
welcome to Nigeria where gaining admission into University is a testimony

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by xage(m): 6:26pm On Feb 02, 2016
Welcome to Nairaland where every member is a journalist and the only reward is hitting frontpage

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by uchelouis45(m): 6:26pm On Feb 02, 2016
Welcome to Nigeria where a question is the same as the answer: Light dey? Light dey.

Get a free business name for your business. Email me on louisigboanugo@gmail.com

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by illuminaty(m): 6:28pm On Feb 02, 2016
obynocute:
Welcome to Nigeria where rise in dollar affects those selling Garri (like seriously) ߘՠThe woman said: "u no kno dey dollar don rise?"
...garri good sef,for my end,a bag of pure water is now 100naira instead of 80naira...like say na dollars dem dey use produce the water

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by samchem(m): 6:30pm On Feb 02, 2016
Welcome to Nigeria where dignity has no value and can exhange for even 1$

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by defash8: 6:31pm On Feb 02, 2016
Welcome to Nigeria: Where 170 million were governed by dumbo (GEJ)
Welcome to Nigeria: Where 170 million are govern by Illiterate (Buhari)
Welcome to Nigeria: Where 170 million are confuse people.
Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by RichFoundation(m): 6:32pm On Feb 02, 2016
RichFoundation:
Where US$2.1 billion meant for arms purchase







is shared among cartels.


Where there is no hope for the common man.

Where Religion is a multi million dollar business.

Where criminals are celebrated.
Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by EazyMoh(m): 6:32pm On Feb 02, 2016
martyns303:
Is it just me or is that last tweet actually true? 90% of the time when a wrong number call comes in, the person on the other end speaks Hausa.
Three reasons contribute to a high probability that a wrong caller speaks Hausa.
1. The Hausa man is more likely to make a mistake when dailing number because we all know they are least technologically sound in Nigeria.
2. Hausa speakers speak Hausa more than any other language, that is even if they do understand that other language. They only speak English to you when you don't understand Hausa. They are proud to speak it.
3. There more Hausa speakers in Nigeria than any other language. So probability is rises their likely to be the ones here as well.
#myopinion

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by jidxin(m): 6:34pm On Feb 02, 2016
martyns303:
Is it just me or is that last tweet actually true? 90% of the time when a wrong number call comes in, the person on the other end speaks Hausa.
xo tru i taya 4 dem ooo

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by slimcious(m): 6:37pm On Feb 02, 2016

Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Curvinus(m): 6:38pm On Feb 02, 2016
Welcome to Nigeria where hating and wailing is normal way of life

Where pedophiles occupy the hallowed chambers.....

Where voodoo and necromancy reign supreme...

Where broke and faded biatches still think they are the hot shiiiit...

Where pozay nigaaz act like the whole purpose of their life is to stick their wang into anything warm and moist grin

Choi... Nija I hail thee o?

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by phranseeqz(m): 6:40pm On Feb 02, 2016
martyns303:
Is it just me or is that last tweet actually true? 90% of the time when a wrong number call comes in, the person on the other end speaks Hausa.

Keeps surprising me o. The next thing you'll hear is 'salaam aleekum' then one dumb name like that.
Seems they just dual numbers randomly

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by patorial(m): 6:41pm On Feb 02, 2016
welcome to Nigeria where the safety of the nation lay in everyman's hand
Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by niggi4life(m): 6:47pm On Feb 02, 2016
martyns303:
Is it just me or is that last tweet actually true? 90% of the time when a wrong number call comes in, the person on the other end speaks Hausa.
cheesy grin one still called yesterday and immediately I heard "sanu megida" I just switched off my phone becos he's gonna call again

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Sheriff19: 6:49pm On Feb 02, 2016
Wellcome to Nigeria where there are many EDUCATED ILLITERATE mostly on SM

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by yinka2011: 6:52pm On Feb 02, 2016
Welcome to Nigeria where Stock Market Investing means = EASYKOBO

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Nobody: 6:54pm On Feb 02, 2016
martyns303:
Is it just me or is that last tweet actually true? 90% of the time when a wrong number call comes in, the person on the other end speaks Hausa.
No its not just you o

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by Bukish21(f): 6:56pm On Feb 02, 2016
Aspireahead:

99% of the time actually
Aswear, it just happened...again!

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by drnelson: 6:56pm On Feb 02, 2016
grin

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by drnelson: 6:57pm On Feb 02, 2016
welcome to Nigeria where local currency is becoming toilet paper

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by LouisBERG: 7:03pm On Feb 02, 2016
uchelouis45:
Welcome to Nigeria where a question is the same as the answer: Light dey? Light dey.

Get a free business name for your business. Email me on louisigboanugo@gmail.com
LoL as in ehn...i can relate to that
#caLLmeBERG
Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by delishpot: 7:03pm On Feb 02, 2016
obynocute:
Welcome to Nigeria where rise in dollar affects those selling Garri (like seriously) ߘՠThe woman said: "u no kno dey dollar don rise?"

Dem dey import fertilisers na. You no know say dollar price go affect fertiliser and make the garri price go up. Plus transport station nko? Dollar affect petrol na. Plus dem don make car importation high. Abegi, she make sense die.

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Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by aNAIJAFAN(m): 7:04pm On Feb 02, 2016
Welcome to Nigeria Where your senator can practice for Olympics

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Follow Abeg @naijafanng

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