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Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by jetage1(m): 9:56am On Feb 05, 2016
NiGeRianTr0ll:
Olodo Op and the idiott that wrote this thrash should be castrated...there's nothing like "Penis_ Captuvitus"...It's VAGINISMUS, a contraction of the female Vaginal muscles...more prominent in women that have tight pvssys but refuse to exercise properly or those that can't control their own pvsssys or clench the Divk too tight.

If you are wondering how I know this, my frat roomate last year had one last year...menh we were all sweating, a building of over 30 people and 0 science disciplines or doctors(Coalition of Olodos)

Had to rush the Nigga to the hospital...since then, if I see female athletes, no disrespect but I tend to swerve...If not for that Nasty thing the doctor told us, I would have fvcked every pvssy on my Track team...Phat asses angry
Abeg, no vex o, but d penis dey remain erect at dat time? cant d penis just naturally go limp nd reduce in size so d woman can then ease off herself?
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by FRANKOXY(m): 9:57am On Feb 05, 2016
What if this happens to nairaland girl?
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by ayodele123(m): 9:58am On Feb 05, 2016
The whites will not believe that this is MAGUN in operation
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by phemoluv02(m): 9:58am On Feb 05, 2016
Yes! Jesus is coming soon cuz end is really near!!! God bless you my sister!!
ladyF:
Abeg I no understand wetin dem write put for here sha...May his souls RIP. Heaven and hell is real cry Choose life, that you may live, Jesus is coming soon.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again cry cry cry
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by grandlexuz(m): 10:02am On Feb 05, 2016
sapiosexual1:

My friend don't display ur ignorance here. Vaginismus is totally different from what was described in the op. It's severe spasm of the vaginal wall muscles such that penetration is impossible. It's either due to fear, anxiety or one of the sexual fadism.

It's one of the lead causes of dyspareunia (painful sex) and sex related injuries I encounter in the clinic.

You mind the ignoramus, just spewing what he does not know
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Tmaritas76(m): 10:03am On Feb 05, 2016
Sexgate
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by UyiIredia(m): 10:06am On Feb 05, 2016
yungchief:
End time sex
Lol. U talk true my broda. Ashewo don suffer.
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by smoby(m): 10:06am On Feb 05, 2016
****in old woman voice ***** explain ur self..
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Nobody: 10:07am On Feb 05, 2016
We call it magun in Nigeria
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by fiziebaibie(f): 10:07am On Feb 05, 2016
Iku ni ere ese
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by niyi123: 10:08am On Feb 05, 2016
banmee:
Do you see how it was rationally explained? in Nigeria, superstitious and ignorant Nigerians will call it MAGUN.

What do you mean by ignorant Nigerians? are you saying that MAGUN does not exists, if you think so go to any Ijebu land and tell them to lay MAGUN on any lady then try and have sex with such lady, is either you start to summersault or drinking water till you give up the ghost.
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Lexusgs430: 10:09am On Feb 05, 2016
My question, who informed the authorities? Did the prostitute have her phone attached to her person during the session?
Loads of questions, only the dead man can answer!!
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by banmee(m): 10:12am On Feb 05, 2016
niyi123:


What do you mean by ignorant Nigerians? are you saying that MAGUN does not exists, if you think so go to any Ijebu land and tell them to lay MAGUN on any lady then try and have sex with such lady, is either you start to summersault or drinking water till you give up the ghost.

Oh my phucking God!!! even with proven scientific explanations, you still hang on to superstition. Why is it that it's only in Africa that this happens? And why is it that with all these powers Nigeria is not a super power?

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Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Nobody: 10:13am On Feb 05, 2016
Chai so old age no dey stop una grin
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Cutehector(m): 10:13am On Feb 05, 2016
Nigerian comments tho cheesy angry
fiziebaibie:
Iku ni ere ese
Tmaritas76:
Sexgate
FRANKOXY:
What if this happens to nairaland girl?
bigtt76:
Make she just continue rocking the blockos naaa .....maybe e go remove #Idiota
Niwdog:
You mean to tell me that amu a to ni mi ikpu
Boyooosa:
O koba ara e! cheesy
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by aAK1(m): 10:15am On Feb 05, 2016
If it were in Nigeria we will attribute it to juju( thunder bolt)
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by baroon(m): 10:18am On Feb 05, 2016
Gobe
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Datshyguy(m): 10:21am On Feb 05, 2016
NiGeRianTr0ll:
Olodo Op and the idiott that wrote this thrash should be castrated...there's nothing like "Penis_ Captuvitus"...It's VAGINISMUS, a contraction of the female Vaginal muscles...more prominent in women that have tight pvssys but refuse to exercise properly or those that can't control their own pvsssys or clench the Divk too tight.

If you are wondering how I know this, my frat roomate last year had one last year...menh we were all sweating, a building of over 30 people and 0 science disciplines or doctors(Coalition of Olodos)

Had to rush the Nigga to the hospital...since then, if I see female athletes, no disrespect but I tend to swerve...If not for that Nasty thing the doctor told us, I would have fvcked every pvssy on my Track team...Phat asses angry
Google. penis captivus nt captuvitus
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by FRANKOXY(m): 10:22am On Feb 05, 2016
HUH cool !
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by dymegy: 10:23am On Feb 05, 2016
Wonder what the old man was doing with a prostitute? What moral lesson has he handed down to his children?
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Yungkizy(m): 10:24am On Feb 05, 2016
The man has enjoyed himself more than required: and he can't withstand d heat anymore, Datz why he decided to travel through ghost form.
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by anyicash(m): 10:25am On Feb 05, 2016
According to Lilwayne it is called Rest In Pvssy.
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Dollipsejay(m): 10:27am On Feb 05, 2016
last shot
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Mcowubaba: 10:28am On Feb 05, 2016
Lil wayne said RIP 'Rest inn pus?y
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by austinfab14(m): 10:30am On Feb 05, 2016
May God protect us all
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by zayyadoski(m): 10:36am On Feb 05, 2016
bleeped up life........ Watin him go go tell God nw
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by ysg4real(m): 10:40am On Feb 05, 2016
Actually, there is something like Penis captivus, however it is related to VAGINISMUS.

NiGeRianTr0ll:
Olodo Op and the idiott that wrote this thrash should be castrated...there's nothing like "Penis_ Captuvitus"...It's VAGINISMUS, a contraction of the female Vaginal muscles...more prominent in women that have tight pvssys but refuse to exercise properly or those that can't control their own pvsssys or clench the Divk too tight.

If you are wondering how I know this, my frat roomate last year had one last year...menh we were all sweating, a building of over 30 people and 0 science disciplines or doctors(Coalition of Olodos)

Had to rush the Nigga to the hospital...since then, if I see female athletes, no disrespect but I tend to swerve...If not for that Nasty thing the doctor told us, I would have fvcked every pvssy on my Track team...Phat asses angry
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Filmewell(f): 10:42am On Feb 05, 2016
NiGeRianTr0ll:
Olodo Op and the idiott that wrote this thrash should be castrated...there's nothing like "Penis_ Captuvitus"...It's VAGINISMUS, a contraction of the female Vaginal muscles...more prominent in women that have tight pvssys but refuse to exercise properly or those that can't control their own pvsssys or clench the Divk too tight.

If you are wondering how I know this, my frat roomate last year had one last year...menh we were all sweating, a building of over 30 people and 0 science disciplines or doctors(Coalition of Olodos)

Had to rush the Nigga to the hospital...since then, if I see female athletes, no disrespect but I tend to swerve...If not for that Nasty thing the doctor told us, I would have fvcked every pvssy on my Track team...Phat asses angry
like seriously
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by ricki: 10:44am On Feb 05, 2016
it could be a naija chick under that blue cover stuck to a client. I hail benin girlzzzz grin grin grin



Solidarity to women sending albino to dia graves.
fighting for we africans covertly. more gripping power in ur struggle.
Take dem out one by one.
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by yakubuadeiza(m): 10:46am On Feb 05, 2016
Choii!!! I dey imagine d kind hot fire wey go "scotch roast" d nigga white freeking ass...
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by iykekelvins(m): 10:55am On Feb 05, 2016
Omo, This one serious oo. And dat thing can pain ehn..
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by missKiffy(f): 11:00am On Feb 05, 2016
This is scary mehn embarassed

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