Never seen Abokii with dada

Onpurpose:
#Since i was born and now i am getting old, i have never seen the Lord changing#


Nairalanders have you seen him...?

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WE HAVE NEVER SEEN THE LORD CHANGED

GogobiriLalas:
Never seen a female Obioma, never saw an Albino's obituary, never had 120hrs of straight power, but I've definitely seen several Yoruba movies without some fetish nonsense attached

What does your username mean?

MzPecs:
I enjoy 120hrs of uninterrupted power supply in ilobu village, osun state!

Na lie, ilobu ni ilenle nbeyen




No copy broda Lai na!

MzPecs:
I enjoy 120hrs of uninterrupted power supply in ilobu village, osun state!

If township issues come up and I hear you say pim, then the thunder wey go fire you still dey do press up.

God don catch you today, Na from villa you dey always log on to nairaland, no wonder you dey dey online 247

I BLAME BUHARI

domopps:
Lols....... but av seen some tho




1 av seen. An albino Obituary Posters when I used 2 stay Opp. St petter cementary Aremo Ibadan


2 And av also seen plenty Yoruba movies without voodoo



3. 120 hrs of interrupted light in Oluyole est Ibadan and in my area here in lag.





Proof in a bit ! Lalasticlala




Cheeeers

Lol. Of course you would have seen an albino's obituary
CHIEF, YOU WERE LIVING OPP A CEMETERY. A RARE PRIVILEDGE

Ishilove:

What does your username mean?

weed smoking chimp (Gogobiri 'monkey in Hausa'; Lalas 'street parlance referencing weed')

Op there lots of Yoruba movies without juju and if u talk abt 120hrs light it means y have not being to Osun state......there is a side in osogbo very close to stadium but towards ring road....in a week NEPA might take their light for just FIVE MINUTES!!! Gbam

I have never seen anybody dat is born on d 29 of february

Lack of knowledge and exposure being promoted as facts.

Abosi31:
4. An Albino’s Obituary Poster:
There is no need to explain what an albino is. The thing people need to explain is why no one has ever seen an obituary poster for an albino. Or have you ever seen one? A conspiratory theory might say that albinos don’t die. Hmm. Maybe they have a point.

shouldnt you folks worry about your own instead of spamming the forum with albino's own?

I was expecting to see things like Snow Underground train Tunnel 50 storey building skyscraper double-decker buses Etc
Na mediocre thread jor. Smh

I was expecting to see things like Snow Underground train Tunnel 50 storey building skyscraper double-decker buses Etc
Na mediocre thread jor. Smh

Akinz0126:
@Op you makes a lot of sense especially that yoruba films of a thing.Voodoo ke Yoruba no fit do film without voodoo ooooo to show aw wicked and cruel they are.one of the reason I havnt visit my homeland 4 ther past 10 years.

Your brothers will soon come here and finish you with claims that you are an IPOD member

We usually enjoy 120hr uninterrupted power supply here at Akobo-Ojurin, Ibadan.

I've watched a couple of Yoruba movies witout d use of voodoo,jst dat I can't remember any 4 now excerpt unforgivable.(Was dere voodoo in Jenifa and Shaworo Ide?not certain though). I wld av mentioned Oct 1 but I'm not sure whether 2 classify Yemi Elebuibon's role as Akute's chief priest a portrayal of voodoo.
I agree wit d rest. Nice post Op.

Abosi31:
3. A Yoruba movie without juju:
Yes o. This one is impossible. It’s like saying you want to cook egusi soup without using egusi; or you want to sleep without closing your eyes. A Yoruba movie without some voodoo in the plot has not existed yet. Babalawo ti take over!

2. 120 Hours of Electricity:
I grew up in Port Harcourt, folks and NEPA people showed us shege. It seemed that we only had light when an intern was being shown around the PHCN building that controls our light. Then the tour guide would pull down the lever, so there will be light, then he’ll say to the intern, “now that’s how to turn the light on, and this is how to turn it off.” With that, the light goes off again until another intern is being shown around, three weeks later. The ‘longest light’ I’ve seen in my life was during the last elections, when we had light for like 4 days straight. That was before the NEPA people finally came with N140k bill and we had to root our meter. Yes, you can root meters these days.

1. My Post on front page of NL:
This one pains me. When posts about Cossy’s boobs and the new jumpsuit Chidinma wears make FP, my own them will only end up in the second to last position of ‘trending’ posts. But today, this yoke will be broken. Can I hear an amen?
Culled from www.escapedmydiary.com

I have watched many yoruba movies that has no ritual
Madam dearest is an example. 120 hours of electricity supply I have also seen, infact twice during the birthday celebration of Alake of Egba land Abeokuta we had it for a whole week without interuption

ladyF:
120 hours of uninterrupted is not possible with NEPA alone. The funniest thing about Yoruba movies is the translation at the bottom of the screen, you'll be seeing things like "yes he giving me the pregnant" lol....no offence

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

Lmao

The Obiomas i knw 4rm childhood were females nt until d Abokis came into shore. Delta State tin shaaa

ibadans light is almost 24hrs. its even 24hrs. i remembered when i spent a few days there. . . . . my ba3 no pass 99.

I have seen 130 hours of electricity

woh! 24hrs light in ibadan. plus, their economy is okay. . . . screw ondo jare. . im relocating to ibadan after school.

Have anyone seen aboki vulganizer and bus conductor in lagos?

feb1:


Does it mean albino no de die lol

Me sef dey wonder ooo...can't remember seeing one

tombravo:
ibadans light is almost 24hrs. its even 24hrs. i remembered when i spent a few days there. . . . . my ba3 no pass 99.

Majority of Ibadan areas doesn't have 12hrs electricity. But go to Ife in Osun State! I remember that when light goes we always remain on the spot because the light go come back in 2 or 3mins.

Lol,OK noted

MzPecs:
I enjoy 120hrs of uninterrupted power supply in ilobu village, osun state!

You can't call my town a village sis

MzPecs:
I enjoy 120hrs of uninterrupted power supply in ilobu village, osun state!

So you be village girl

lailo:
Airin jina la rabuke okere

Airin jina lai rabuke okere, ti abarin daada a o ribi ti awon eja ti ngberawon pon lori igi.

Akinz0126:
@Op you makes a lot of sense especially that yoruba films of a thing.Voodoo ke Yoruba no fit do film without voodoo ooooo to show aw wicked and cruel they are.one of the reason I havnt visit my homeland 4 ther past 10 years.

Its not becos of what is happening in Yoruba Film that make you forget your home town,your family must have many witches and wizards that are waiting for you to come home and kill you cos the yoruba people are the best people I ever know.so I don't know why you are talking dick and thinking with your legs.....#CONFUSEDHUMANBEING

I have never seen: 1. Hausa man wey get dread(Dada) 2. Albino wey dey mad..