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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Generalkorex(m): 5:37pm On Feb 29, 2016
Elxandre:

The guy de para. Lol

GeneralKolex, were you allowed to use the computer's calculator? Cos someone said guys filled malpractice form for using the computer's calculator.
we were allowed to use the computer's "adding machine" and the "embedded" calculator on ur screen
I forgot to add dat the guy who used "scientific" calculator was sent out of the hall.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by PilotOz(m): 5:38pm On Feb 29, 2016
Generalkorex:
70% of us in center d center were science and we did math,phy and chemistry cos 1 girl did d survey while we were on d queue.
Dis are my questions.
1.What do u want? Doesnt it offend ur pure gentle soul to be sitting beside me?
In d excerpt above,pure and gentle soul referred to.
Ansa Nene
2.what did Ansa do when Efua was introduced to him 4 d 1st time?
Ans: he smiled sheepishly
3. After her graduation,nene hoped to study
ans: law
4. At one tym,d closeness between jimi and wole deepened because they wanted to
ans :unite against d bullyin of d eldest brother.
3 Accountancy.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Yustash001(m): 5:41pm On Feb 29, 2016
edygistvilla:

This is indeed saddening!
Why?
I had exam in my school...so before I could finish...time had already gone...I got to my centre and pleaded bt they told me there was nothing could do even though they are not fully through....
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by edygistvilla(m): 5:42pm On Feb 29, 2016
SaintHephzibah:
says who? UI cut off still remains 200 bro

Brother, He might be correct...
Jamb policies are very flexible and varies yearly...
If not so, why is there an option for second choice?


Those universities he listed have the highest applications each year with very limited space.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Generalkorex(m): 5:43pm On Feb 29, 2016
PilotOz:

3 Accountancy.
na me do mistake o

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by edygistvilla(m): 5:44pm On Feb 29, 2016
Yustash001:
I had exam in my school...so before I could finish...time had already gone...I got to my centre and pleaded bt they told me there was nothing could do even though they are not fully through....

Meaning that the exams you had in your school were more important than Jamb...abi?

Please say yes!
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Wizdray: 5:44pm On Feb 29, 2016
labodinho:

Seat Number: 093
Examination Town: Igboho in Oyo State.
Examination Centre Name: Otumba Olawuwo Oni E-learning Center, Near Doyin Hotel, Behind Umca Church, Akitipa, Igboho, Oyo State
Examination Date: Wednesday, March 2, 2016 By 09:30AM
Thanks bro

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by PilotOz(m): 5:45pm On Feb 29, 2016
i did tell my parents abt my jamb score and my mum was like "upon all d reading" i just weak... My dad had a look on his face that said "egbon pilotoz, no hope" Hmmm
Jason55 thanks for d encouragement so far, and there's still hope for us...
#gonna read for d post-ume like my life depends on it.
#team AAU MBBS.. I believe GOD for a testimony and a miracle.

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by idris4r83(m): 5:46pm On Feb 29, 2016
Generalkorex:
70% of us in center d center were science and we did math,phy and chemistry cos 1 girl did d survey while we were on d queue.
Dis are my questions.
1.What do u want? Doesnt it offend ur pure gentle soul to be sitting beside me?
In d excerpt above,pure and gentle soul referred to.
Ansa Nene
2.what did Ansa do when Efua was introduced to him 4 d 1st time?
Ans: he smiled sheepishly
3. After her graduation,nene hoped to study
ans: law
4. At one tym,d closeness between jimi and wole deepened because they wanted to
ans :unite against d bullyin of d eldest brother.
no1. Pure and gentle soul refers to nene
2. Ansa murmured awkwardly
3.nene hoped to study accountancy
4. U answered the 4th correctly
Note; I corrected this comment for people that are yet write theirs.

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 5:48pm On Feb 29, 2016
Aii Y'all..wanna revise few pages of physics, chem & probably maths now. My time is 9:30 2moro.. To be truthful with y'all..if i look at the 1st 5 maths questions and E dey anyhow anyhow..i swear i go jst dey click randomly comot..rubbish! cheesy Gpu jamb grin
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 5:49pm On Feb 29, 2016
edygistvilla:


Brother, He might be correct...
Jamb policies are very flexible and varies yearly...
If not so, why is there an option for second choice?


Those universities he listed have the highest applications each year with very limited space.
check on myschool.com and click on those who wrote today, their scores are so low. I also got to realize that a greater part of those who scored low keep on blaming jamb but fail to realize that the past questions and answers on which they rely on are also full of grievious errors. Instead of studying via syllabus and text books, they cram on past questions and answers. That contributes a lot to the failure recorded in jamb.
As far as we have read our topics in paralled with the syllabus, we have a great certainty of attaining not less than 250.
I'm dead serious. I have just been rejuvinated
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Yustash001(m): 5:51pm On Feb 29, 2016
edygistvilla:


Meaning that the exams you had in your school were more important than Jamb...abi?

Please say yes!
that's why I said...I thought I was going to make it but I couldn't...
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Generalkorex(m): 5:51pm On Feb 29, 2016
idris4r83:
no1. Pure and gentle soul refers to nene
2. Ansa murmured awkwardly
3.nene hoped to study accountancy
4. U answered the 4th correctly
Note; I corrected this comment for people that are yet write theirs.
yeah I made mistake while checking d series
make I edit am
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Tolutost(m): 5:55pm On Feb 29, 2016
Yustash001:
I had exam in my school...so before I could finish...time had already gone...I got to my centre and pleaded bt they told me there was nothing could do even though they are not fully through....
I was in dis kind of situation 2014, got biznessmaths 3 unit course to write xame date as my utme....I was sad tho but I went to center d last day of d exam with ma sch Id card, exam timetable..e.t.c with a lot of questions and answers...I did it........ but I will advice u to go to jamb office first and complain.dey will help .......dey will understand and tell u wat to do (maybe u go go find the real timetable too...anytin dat will b a proof sha) dat was wat I was told den
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by edygistvilla(m): 5:57pm On Feb 29, 2016
Yustash001:
that's why I said...I thought I was going to make it but I couldn't...
You were faced between the hammer and the anvil, man.
It's not your fault.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Elxandre(m): 5:57pm On Feb 29, 2016
SaintHephzibah:
check on myschool.com and click on those who wrote today, their scores are so low. I also got to realize that a greater part of those who scored low keep on blaming jamb but fail to realize that the past questions and answers on which they rely on are also full of grievious errors. Instead of studying via syllabus and text books, they cram on past questions and answers. That contributes a lot to the failure recorded in jamb.
As far as we have read our topics in paralled with the syllabus, we have a great certainty of attaining not less than 250.
I'm dead serious. I have just been rejuvinated
This is a load of bullocks!
And you know it.

Why weren't results like this last year?
Do you honestly think the past questions are so erroneous that it's unusable?

Mannn....

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 5:58pm On Feb 29, 2016
SaintHephzibah:
check on myschool.com and click on those who wrote today, their scores are so low. I also got to realize that a greater part of those who scored low keep on blaming jamb but fail to realize that the past questions and answers on which they rely on are also full of grievious errors. Instead of studying via syllabus and text books, they cram on past questions and answers. That contributes a lot to the failure recorded in jamb.
As far as we have read our topics in paralled with the syllabus, we have a great certainty of attaining not less than 250.
I'm dead serious. I have just been rejuvinated
you're so on point bro.. Checked also.. They admitted some of the questions were past questions.. But I guessed they focused solely on those mumu past questions that even the answers provided by an ss2 student are more credible than the answers on the past questions.. All in all... Baba God dey our side!.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Yustash001(m): 5:59pm On Feb 29, 2016
Tolutost:
I was in dis kind of situation 2014, got biznessmaths 3 unit course to write xame date as my utme....I was sad tho but I went to center d last day of d exam with ma sch Id card, exam timetable..e.t.c with a lot of questions and answers...I did it........ but I will advice u to go to jamb office first and complain.dey will help .......
with this, am a bit relieved...pls can you drop your whatsapp number if you don't mind...I have some questions to ask...
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by edygistvilla(m): 6:02pm On Feb 29, 2016
SaintHephzibah:
check on myschool.com and click on those who wrote today, their scores are so low. I also got to realize that a greater part of those who scored low keep on blaming jamb but fail to realize that the past questions and answers on which they rely on are also full of grievious errors. Instead of studying via syllabus and text books, they cram on past questions and answers. That contributes a lot to the failure recorded in jamb.
As far as we have read our topics in paralled with the syllabus, we have a great certainty of attaining not less than 250.
I'm dead serious. I have just been rejuvinated

Bro, look at the bigger picture...The number of jamb candidates in myschool.com.ng is less than 1,000 (lemmie be a bit generous).

The total number of candidates for UI alone is 30,000+...and you dare use myschool portal as a yardstick to measure total performance...that's unforgivable o!

The best step to take is read,read and read till you get confident...Thank God, You've been rejuvenated!

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Generalkorex(m): 6:06pm On Feb 29, 2016
Opposite of ERRATIC
musa is a gifted but erratic player
ans : regular

nearest in meaning
the lazy man cast a lustful glance at his neighbour's wife.
Ans: covetous
stress pattern of
Education,international and nationalism
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by edygistvilla(m): 6:07pm On Feb 29, 2016
Elxandre:

This is a load of bullocks!
And you know it.

Why weren't results like this last year?
Do you honestly think the past questions are so erroneous that it's unusable?

Mannn....

Not all past question booklets are accurate. Infact, no past question booklet is ever accurate!
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Tolutost(m): 6:12pm On Feb 29, 2016
Yustash001:
with this, am a bit relieved...pls can you drop your whatsapp number if you don't mind...I have some questions to ask...
08164166940
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by mitshell: 6:13pm On Feb 29, 2016
Labodinho, please help me check if those guys have not changed my date. 66242494AH, THANKS
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by berryblake(f): 6:17pm On Feb 29, 2016
INTERMAN:
dummy. Is that what ur mates are using in checking theirs?boolo

do insulting me makes you feel better ...btw the person misplaced his previous photo card and was told he can check with pin
and please keep your opinions to yourself I was not asking you dummy and Yes I used the pin to reprint it worked just wanted someone else to do it if the centre name is still the same. ..God some people tho who's the boolo now
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Brownhypo: 6:20pm On Feb 29, 2016
johnwizey:
most of d ans u gv here are nt correct o
walahi. I thought it was only me that noticed it oh
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 6:24pm On Feb 29, 2016
Elxandre:
Yes I'm my guy. You chose UI right?
no, Uniben.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Tolutost(m): 6:29pm On Feb 29, 2016
Generalkorex:

now I don chop finish.
Let me gv u guys d account frm last nite.
I slept around 8.30pm and and woqke up around 6am.
I prayed later took my bath and sleep again.
I woke around 7:15am and prepare noodles and slept again. I woke up around 8am.
You wonder why I kept sleeping abi.
My center no too far to my house.
I left home around 8.10am cos I still wanna do photocopy of my e-slip so I was actually waiting for those cafe guys to open.
I waited till 8.30am as d guy no come. I enter okada straight to my center.
Since I'm familiar with the center I knw where to do the photocopy around there.
I got to center around 8.40am so I met people outside and I was like see serious students o.
I sha seat beside one fine girl like that sha.
And we waited till 9.30am. Them no call us in o.
10am nak. Them still no call us in. People don dey vex.we dey crack jokes while some SERIOUS students dey go tru their past questions.
By 11 the security called us in and we were searched thoroughly.
wow...wat time did u brush ur teeth#dah was missing

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Rexyblaze: 6:30pm On Feb 29, 2016
Geofavor:
no, Uniben.
which course
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by NearPerfect(m): 6:35pm On Feb 29, 2016
Generalkorex:
We queued on the school field until the 1st set came out.
We were later searched again by civil defence corps. And we did biometrics confirmation b4 going in.
After some minutes we settled down and we were given jamb rough sheet which we used for calculation.
One boy was sent out of the hall cos he logged in b4 we were told to do so. It was then that I noticed one guy in sutana[white garment] and I was like the hustle is real o.mayb na church e follow come here sha.
We started sha. I did english 1st followed by math,chemistry and physics.
English no to add but dat physics add die cos na ss3 i start to dey do physics and I didnt prepare much 4 d jamb.
Most of the past questions were repeated.
I will post some as I remember sha.

Choi the way you just dey sleep wake up so ehn hope say you nor sleep for exam hall oo grin
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by INTERMAN: 6:35pm On Feb 29, 2016
berryblake:


do insulting me makes you feel better ...btw the person misplaced his previous photo card and was told he can check with pin
and please keep your opinions to yourself I was not asking you dummy and Yes I used the pin to reprint it worked just wanted someone else to do it if the centre name is still the same. ..God some people tho who's the boolo now
eeya so sorry baby eventhough you don return the two. Have. a nice day. •••peck••
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Profmaojo: 6:36pm On Feb 29, 2016
Pls help to check exam date 65022503hd

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