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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 10:16pm On Feb 29, 2016
SaintHephzibah:
lol for your mind you feel say e de so easy? Lol this one hard pass calculator ish o cos its so broad and voluminous and if you dont have a retentive memory then youre lost. Abi you go fit cram all those books put for your small head? Lol
good luck to you.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Slimzjoe(m): 10:17pm On Feb 29, 2016
NuelCrown:
your so on point... Was going through my English pq today.. And when I saw this.. I just smiled

And you where Smiling Because?


God Pick your Call ? grin

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by simdam500(m): 10:21pm On Feb 29, 2016
Yustash001: almost 2 hrs late...my centre is a bit far from my school...more than 2 hrs journey...

hmmm but people were still writing inside right?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Rexyblaze: 10:27pm On Feb 29, 2016
Computer science
Geofavor:
Geology, you?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Tiffany1(f): 10:29pm On Feb 29, 2016
@Stevebent howfa. are you at iseyin?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 10:32pm On Feb 29, 2016
Geofavor:
good luck to you.
amen. Thanks bro
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 10:33pm On Feb 29, 2016
Y'all take a look at the ITEM RESPOND THEORY (IRT) jamb is usin here sad ~> https://tech.knewton.com/blog/2012/06/understanding-student-performance-with-item-response-theory/
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by stevebent(m): 10:36pm On Feb 29, 2016
Tiffany1:
@Stevebent howfa. are you at iseyin?
no. I'll be there tomorrow. You have someone over there?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Tiffany1(f): 10:44pm On Feb 29, 2016
stevebent:
no. I'll be there tomorrow. You have someone over there?
Yea. i got there today. my paper is 6:30 when is urs
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by stevebent(m): 10:50pm On Feb 29, 2016
Tiffany1:
Yea. i got there today. my paper is 6:30 when is urs
01: 30pm. Can you describe how I'll get to the venue? Are you on WhatsApp
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 10:56pm On Feb 29, 2016
edygistvilla:


Can you understand a poem in first reading?
this just came in from a friend, he sent it to me on whatsapp.
English 48
literature 51
Government 51
yoruba 49
total = 194
course applied for : communication and language arts @ U.I
any hope? This guy read and devoted his whole time on reading, only to recieve this kinda heartbreaking score
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by labodinho: 11:06pm On Feb 29, 2016
mitshell:
Labodinho, please help me check if those guys have not changed my date. 66242494AH, THANKS
Sorry it's coming late
Seat Number: 067
Examination Town: Oyo in Oyo State.
Examination Centre Name: Federal College Of Education (special) Oyo, E-library, Centre 1, Oyo State
Examination Date: Saturday, March 12, 2016 By 01:30PM
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by bhabz01(m): 11:10pm On Feb 29, 2016
Mztemmy:
the school is at agbado road after abule ijoko...dahs also my center march 9..6:30am







thankz dearie....God will help us all
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by edygistvilla(m): 11:15pm On Feb 29, 2016
SaintHephzibah:
this just came in from a friend, he sent it to me on whatsapp.
English 48
literature 51
Government 51
yoruba 49
total = 194
course applied for : communication and language arts @ U.I
any hope? This guy read and devoted his whole time on reading, only to recieve this kinda heartbreaking score

Brother! I'm soo speechless!
Very saddening indeed...Everywhere is too gloomy.

Life has many ways of testing our will, either by having nothing happening at all or by having everything happening at once.

There's still hope...He should get a change of course/ institution form immediately it's annouced...

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by labodinho: 11:16pm On Feb 29, 2016
Profmaojo:
Pls help to check exam date 65022503hd
Seat Number: 143
Examination Town: Ekpoma in Edo State.
Examination Centre Name: Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma, E-library Hall A And B, Ekpoma, Edo State
Examination Date: Friday, March 11, 2016 By 06:30AM
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by NearPerfect(m): 11:19pm On Feb 29, 2016
kinxlink:
Who has ear let him hear, for those intending to write d new jamb software is just a software dat grades base on your ability so far, i.e for d first set of question u ans if u are convincing i.e u answers correctly then u will be graded as strongly, but if u fail then u will b graded as difficult.....so dis is my advice *
1)Any question u are not sure of skip it
2)answer the subject you know best and try hard to get atleast forty percent of your first set of question
3)any any question you know as fast as possible*any question you know d answer is not there leave it
4)when you notice dat a particular question has two answers, answer d first
Dis software marks by probability i.e if the software examines and find out that you fail most of your question then it will mark u unable in all your other subject whether you are good in it or not, after your final result, the software will then dive your score with a particular probability, those who d software grade as good will b divided by 1.0, indicating strength, y those who are graded difficult will b multiplied by 0,sometimes, depending on your probability ratio, and dnt answer with fear, this software is a genetic software it can determine if it is in somebody's blood to guess, xo b careful and pray,noting can change God's decision.

What's all this nonsense from jamb coming from?!! It's like Jamb actually want us to fail this exam in drove angry naija which way? cry

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by labodinho: 11:24pm On Feb 29, 2016
lordseb:
Someone should help me to check my exam centre, 66054923CD

Seat Number: 027
Examination Town: Omoku in Rivers State.
Examination Centre Name: Federal College Of Education (technical)omoku, Omoku, Rivers State
Examination Date: Friday, March 4, 2016 By 06:30AM
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Tiffany1(f): 11:27pm On Feb 29, 2016
stevebent:
01: 30pm. Can you describe how I'll get to the venue? Are you on WhatsApp
Am not on whatsapp. you can board the bus at ojoo(#500) you should tell the driver you are going to barrack, or probably jamb office. Besides, if you sit by the window side, you will recognise the centre. it is located by the road side, and painted blue.

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Donpre(m): 11:33pm On Feb 29, 2016
with the mass failure my eyes have seen... scoring 250 will be like winning a Nobel prize along side a Grammy in an award show hosted by aliens from another freaking galaxy


#GoodluckToThoseWritingNext

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Yustash001(m): 11:45pm On Feb 29, 2016
simdam500:


hmmm but people were still writing inside right?
yeah...they finished like an hour later...
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Generalkorex(m): 11:45pm On Feb 29, 2016
edygistvilla:

Bruh, You crammed this?!
Abi nah copy and paste.
my own passage and register was from jamb 2001 type T
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by breehzy99(m): 12:00am On Mar 01, 2016
Mztemmy:
the school is at agbado road after abule ijoko...dahs also my center march 9..6:30am
Yhu knw skul well?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by edygistvilla(m): 12:00am On Mar 01, 2016
Donpre:
with the mass failure my eyes have seen... scoring 250 will be like winning a Nobel prize along side a Grammy in an award show hosted by aliens from another freaking galaxy


#GoodluckToThoseWritingNext

lol! Damn sarcasm!
epic comic relief. grin


Impossible doesn't exist though.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Tolutost(m): 12:43am On Mar 01, 2016
I don't rilly believe in reading ur brains out to pass optionnal exams...sumtins re jst ok initiative demanding...its too much reading dat makes 2 options luk alike.....God himself is incharge of ur scores though, if u have 190's maybe he finks dats wat will benefit ur life or make u wise in one arear of ur life.........I remembered I had 199 twice consecutively.....God knws best

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by edygistvilla(m): 1:49am On Mar 01, 2016
Tolutost:
I don't rilly believe in reading ur brains out to pass optionnal exams...sumtins re jst ok initiative demanding...its too much reading dat makes 2 options luk alike.....God himself is incharge of ur scores though, if u have 190's maybe he finks dats wat will benefit ur life or make u wise in one arear of ur life.........I remembered I had 199 twice consecutively.....God knws best

you said that It's too much reading that makes two option alike...
I don't get your point, man.

studying hard makes examination easier and God won't help you if don't study either...

'Lazy people want much but get little, but those who work hard will prosper' -- proverbs 13 : 4

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 2:26am On Mar 01, 2016
Rexyblaze:
Computer science
hmm. My second prefered course. So, have you written yours? I mean jamb.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 2:34am On Mar 01, 2016
Donpre:
with the mass failure my eyes have seen... scoring 250 will be like winning a Nobel prize along side a Grammy in an award show hosted by aliens from another freaking galaxy


#GoodluckToThoseWritingNext
mass failure, you say? You mean a lot of people still failed among those that wrote yesterday? And I thought jamb's trick would affect the first batch only.

I haven't seen anyone testifying on this thread. Not good.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Donpre(m): 3:55am On Mar 01, 2016
Geofavor:
mass failure, you say? You mean a lot of people still failed among those that wrote yesterday? And I thought jamb's trick would affect the first batch only.

I haven't seen anyone testifying on this thread. Not good.
check out myschool.... ah swear you'd think jamb was on some kinda bloody vendettaangry

Hopefully people writing today would bring good news #FingersCrossedundecided
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Donpre(m): 4:09am On Mar 01, 2016
Tolutost:
I don't rilly believe in reading ur brains out to pass optionnal exams...sumtins re jst ok initiative demanding...its too much reading dat makes 2 options luk alike.....God himself is incharge of ur scores though, if u have 190's maybe he finks dats wat will benefit ur life or make u wise in one arear of ur life.........I remembered I had 199 twice consecutively.....God knws best
@Bolded.... I'm my opinion its the other way round

Not reading => Guess work

Reading => Correct answers and being skeptical with some options

Over Reading => Beating IRT's azzgrin

It all depends on your brain's capacity/ability. If your brain can't process large chunks of info at once or at all, then over reading would be "over killing", buh if it can, you're set for life.

the way Jamb 2016 is going... my theory and yours are just wastes, I doubt they even mark the exam anymore. IRT could just be generating random scores that are < 250

#StillGodKnowsBest

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by stevebent(m): 4:16am On Mar 01, 2016
Tiffany1:
Am not on whatsapp. you can board the bus at ojoo(#500) you should tell the driver you are going to barrack, or probably jamb office. Besides, if you sit by the window side, you will recognise the centre. it is located by the road side, and painted blue.
Thanks. Success smiley I hope we do get to meet sha
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Rexyblaze: 4:33am On Mar 01, 2016
wink
am writing today by 6:30 God please help me oo
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by johnwizey: 4:35am On Mar 01, 2016
Off to my place of exam, will be back to share tips with u guyz nd to show you how i got 296.








Wish me well!!!

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