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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by mokoshalb(m): 5:33am On Mar 01, 2016
Am wishing all the remaiming Jambites goodluck, I woke up now to see the Message on my phone, I scored 212, but not yet verified!...
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Jamb website still telling me no result yet but am a bit relieved with this...
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My advice to those that haven't written, ignore any expo u see online or via WhatsApp group, they are fake... Seriously JAMB ain't foolish, they are a bit ahead of u...

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by bigmoon: 5:46am On Mar 01, 2016
bigneorapz:
Y'all take a look at the ITEM RESPOND THEORY (IRT) jamb is usin here sad ~> https://tech.knewton.com/blog/2012/06/understanding-student-performance-with-item-response-theory/
just visited d site now... and it is a certified stupidity for jamb to have taken such measure.... it puzzled my little head dat, JAMB does not want success for us students anymore. cozz...in d previous years, performances in jamb have been encouraging....with dis stupid measure nw, how will people even be interested to go to school?

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Tolutost(m): 5:54am On Mar 01, 2016
edygistvilla:


you said that It's too much reading that makes two option alike...
I don't get your point, man.

studying hard makes examination easier and God won't help you if don't study either...

'Lazy people want much but get little, but those who work hard will prosper' -- proverbs 13 : 4
I have a friend dat got 280 knwing is capacity and d others 202, 190's far beta wen it comes to academics ................heaven help demselves is not in d bible if u will pass u will without much stress but I neva said don't study sha ooo

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Tolutost(m): 5:59am On Mar 01, 2016
Donpre:

@Bolded.... I'm my opinion its the other way round

Not reading => Guess work

Reading => Correct answers and being skeptical with some options

Over Reading => Beating IRT's azzgrin

It all depends on your brain's capacity/ability. If your brain can't process large chunks of info at once or at all, then over reading would be "over killing", buh if it can, you're set for life.

the way Jamb 2016 is going... my theory and yours are just wastes, I doubt they even mark the exam anymore. IRT could just be generating random scores that are < 250

#StillGodKnowsBest
I agrreee. is jst dose who re complaining are not dose dat u should unhappy (ma view)...but God go help ooooo
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by slimmybaarbie(f): 6:41am On Mar 01, 2016
edygistvilla:


See, so he might not 'enjoy' as much as you think.

Lol cheesy
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by slimmybaarbie(f): 6:53am On Mar 01, 2016
johnwizey:
Off to my place of exam, will be back to share tips with u guyz nd to show you how i got 296.



Wish me well!!!


Hahaha...best of luck ooo cheesy
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by BelovedEaglet(m): 7:15am On Mar 01, 2016
Tolutost:
I have a friend dat got 280 knwing is capacity and d others 202, 190's far beta wen it comes to academics ................heaven help demselves is not in d bible if u will pass u will without much stress but I neva said don't study sha ooo
I somehow agree with you ooo,last year I got 236 without stress like cutting my head apart n fixing anything called study book into it,I read but for some reasons I couldn't read much .....AND IF YOU ASK ME, ALL I COULD SAY IS "ONLY GOD CAN DO THIS ".because myself knows it's not my effort ,but one must read ooo because God isn't a fool, he said "STUDY to show yourself approved " ,So I also believe in just doing your little best and allowing God help you Do the rest... Don't ever trust yourself too much because of what you think you have read, TRUST GOD ALONE.... I have read but am not in any way believing it's because of how i read that would make me pass, even tho I still read. *GodIsFaithful

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 7:25am On Mar 01, 2016
bigmoon:
just visited d site now... and i it it is a certified stupidity for jamb to have taken such measure.... it puzzled my little head dat, JAMB does not wan success for us students anymore. cozz...in d previous years, perfornamces in jamb have been encouraging....with dis stupid measure nw, how will people even be interested to school?
lets wait and hear from the senates. First cheesy
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 7:33am On Mar 01, 2016
johnwizey:
Off to my place of exam, will be back to share tips with u guyz nd to show you how i got 296.








Wish me well!!!
the Lord be with you and have mercy on you and save you from the hands of jamb

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by mokoshalb(m): 7:35am On Mar 01, 2016
who have checked his/her own result online rather than the text, cos it telling me no result yet!
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by edygistvilla(m): 7:37am On Mar 01, 2016
bigneorapz:
lets wait and hear from the senates. First cheesy

Lol, Which senate? Those looters and kleptomaniacs...The green chamber is no friend of the masses o! Talkless of Nigerian students...

You're entitled to nothing,man!

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 7:40am On Mar 01, 2016
mokoshalb:
who have checked his/her own result online rather than the text, cos it telling me no result yet!
you have to check it on a system.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by mokoshalb(m): 7:52am On Mar 01, 2016
Geofavor:

you have to check it on a system.
yea, its telling me no result, ever since... but what of the SMS own..whats about that..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by kkkap: 7:58am On Mar 01, 2016
johnwizey:
Off to my place of exam, will be back to share tips with u guyz nd to show you how i got 296.








Wish me well!!!
Pls I would like to know what time you finally started the exam. if it was exactly 6.30 am or later.
Thanks
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 8:14am On Mar 01, 2016
mokoshalb:
yea, its telling me no result, ever since... but what of the SMS own..whats about that..
maybe you should confirm your Reg. No. And make sure it's correct. Also, you probably haven't received an sms containing your score because the number you registered with is not correct.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 8:22am On Mar 01, 2016
labodinho:


Seat Number: 027
Examination Town: Omoku in Rivers State.
Examination Centre Name: Federal College Of Education (technical)omoku, Omoku, Rivers State
Examination Date: Friday, March 4, 2016 By 06:30AM
tnx alot

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Naldogen(m): 8:37am On Mar 01, 2016
blv it or not, this is the worst jamb ever. those who haven't written are lucky. Now this is the clue, for those of u about to write, make sure u cross the 300 mark cos whichever result u are seeing out there is minus 100 marks. so when u are expecting 290, it will turnout to be 190.This is more than negative marking.good luck everyone. there was a centre where no one cross 140, so na so Nigerian students con dull? Jamb is a scam

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 8:48am On Mar 01, 2016
SaintHephzibah:
this just came in from a friend, he sent it to me on whatsapp.
English 48
literature 51
Government 51
yoruba 49
total = 194
course applied for : communication and language arts @ U.I
any hope? This guy read and devoted his whole time on reading, only to recieve this kinda heartbreaking score
[email] how do I check my result on jamb website? Been trying since, its showing no result yet [/email]
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by iameugene(m): 8:51am On Mar 01, 2016
[b]Ok its high time i started talking, derris nothing called IRT software that reads mind and see if your guessing or not, i see no reason why y'all are falling for this rubbish its a scam only computer illiterate would buy that absurd story, even in high developed countries you can never see anything as such in their computers but only in Central intelligence agencies (CIA) before a computer could read your mind ts gonna be an highly classified computers such as hybrids or computers used in federal bureau of investigations (Fbi) no average computer can do dat not even any software it requires an hardware a good technology placed with the computer and im very sure even Nigeria cant afford that yet for their government talk less of jamb, the only thing they r doin is a trick which we can say is actually making ppl fail i.e picking questions fast beyond the normal rate like dos who reads so fast and very brilliant they know the answer or the oda one being stated of picking different options for the same answers... Nothing is reading ur mind its a fucking trick so do you thing like you do if u like fear nothing is reading your mind.

Its just like saying my iPhone can read your mind by just downloading an application hell no, before a phone could do that they will have to create another phone specifically for that reason before it could, anything that applies to a phone applies to a computer too

Plus im very very sure the scores sent to people isnt the normal score cause its gonna be edited moreover its still saying jamb 2015/2016 dont judge the text already judge when you check the internet when they ask us to
God bless[/b]

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Donpre(m): 8:51am On Mar 01, 2016
Tobiee:
[email] how do I check my result on jamb website? Been trying since, its showing no result yet [/email]
then chill bro.... it will be uploaded soon
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 8:57am On Mar 01, 2016
Tobiee:
[email] how do I check my result on jamb website? Been trying since, its showing no result yet [/email]
was it a phone or a system you used?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Donpre(m): 8:57am On Mar 01, 2016
Naldogen:
blv it or not, this is the worst jamb ever. those who haven't written are lucky. Now this is the clue, for those of u about to write, make sure u cross the 300 mark cos whichever result u are seeing out there is minus 100 marks. so when u are expecting 290, it will turnout to be 190.This is more than negative marking.good luck everyone. there was a centre where no one cross 140, so na so Nigerian students con dull? Jamb is a scam
Some dude on myschool was saying the exam was probably marked against a total of 250... now you're saying jamb automatically removes 100 marks of hard earned score.


tho none of both theories seem plausible at the moment buh I'm sure we'll figure out what that hell is jamb's plan
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by edygistvilla(m): 8:59am On Mar 01, 2016
Naldogen:
blv it or not, this is the worst jamb ever. those who haven't written are lucky. Now this is the clue, for those of u about to write, make sure u cross the 300 mark cos whichever result u are seeing out there is minus 100 marks. so when u are expecting 290, it will turnout to be 190.This is more than negative marking.good luck everyone. there was a centre where no one cross 140, so na so Nigerian students con dull? Jamb is a scam

Your comment is as useless as the 'ueue' in queue...

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 9:02am On Mar 01, 2016
Hmm
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 9:16am On Mar 01, 2016
Donpre:

then chill bro.... it will be uploaded soon
[email] geofavor I'm using a phone... Donpre I can't chill bro.. My story is fucked_ up. I'm so tensed, my exam time stopped counting down at 1hr 19mins 27secs. When I told an invigilator, she said I should keep answering it since they haven't logged me out yet, not knowing I was no longer logged on to jamb server. But it still appeared like I was taking the exams until when I tried submitting and I discovered that it wasn't submitting, I told one other invigilator, he said jamb has logged me out since. Meaning most of all I was answering have not been submitting. And it was only my computer in the exam hall that had this fault. Shit_ didn't even log me out the normal way so I could have put in my reg. num back, the time just stopped counting down. Dunno if it was jamb's fault, the computer or mine. [/email]
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Tolutost(m): 9:16am On Mar 01, 2016
Naldogen:
blv it or not, this is the worst jamb ever. those who haven't written are lucky. Now this is the clue, for those of u about to write, make sure u cross the 300 mark cos whichever result u are seeing out there is minus 100 marks. so when u are expecting 290, it will turnout to be 190.This is more than negative marking.good luck everyone. there was a centre where no one cross 140, so na so Nigerian students con dull? Jamb is a scam
minus 100 sounds like all dose minor fables
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 9:20am On Mar 01, 2016
Tobiee:
[email] geofavor I'm using a phone... Donpre I can't chill bro.. My story is fucked_ up. I'm so tensed, my exam time stopped counting down at 1hr 19mins 27secs. When I told an invigilator, she said I should keep answering it since they haven't logged me out yet, not knowing I was no longer logged on to jamb server. But it still appeared like I was taking the exams until when I tried submitting and I discovered that it wasn't submitting, I told one other invigilator, he said jamb has logged me out since. Meaning most of all I was answering have not been submitting. And it was only my computer in the exam hall that had this fault. Shit_ didn't even log me out the normal way so I could have put in my reg. num back, the time just stopped counting down. Dunno if it was jamb's fault, the computer or mine. [/email]
check it using a system. This your story is strong o. Check it first, though.

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Naldogen(m): 9:22am On Mar 01, 2016
edygistvilla:


Your comment is as useless as the 'ueue' in queue...
its a theory wch is subject to being proved or disproved, not insult. Your comment speaks volume of ur manners.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 9:31am On Mar 01, 2016
Geofavor:

check it using a system. This your story is strong o. Check it first, though.
[email] do u have a system? If yes, can u send me ur num so I can send u my reg num. tru whatsapp. [/email]
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Emarck59: 9:33am On Mar 01, 2016
WoW
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Naldogen(m): 9:42am On Mar 01, 2016
Tolutost:
minus 100 sounds like all dose minor fables
Yes that is exactly what it sounds like.But then until you've written then u may have a rethink.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by tefyma: 9:50am On Mar 01, 2016
My own story eeh.....yday at stupeed funaab whr I wrote mine..I got to my centre 8:30 nd my exam time was 9:30 buh we started 11:30 or so, d ppl scheduled to write 6:30 were nt allowed to write d exam cos dey came 30mins res late dey all cried nd begged but all to no avail...even we dat started11:30 finished 01:00..nd d invigilator didn't allow us to thumbprint out cos hewas angry..gbam! ..ehen abeg y una ab dey d outskirt of abeokuta nd d traffic for dat place na mad oo

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