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10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by Flame4chi(m): 9:26pm On Mar 01, 2016
1. They are always unpredictable
2. They are too cost
3. They are never straightforward
4. Your cloth is not always on time
5. They can’t copy well
6. They would teach you patience
7. They can’t slim fit with sense
8. They cant be truusted
9. That special look they give you
10. Kanye West behaviour
Add yours...

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by Flame4chi(m): 9:28pm On Mar 01, 2016
They are also good at preaching....

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by AbzDore(m): 9:34pm On Mar 01, 2016
They will steal your money grin

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by Olasco93: 9:35pm On Mar 01, 2016
Flame4chi:
1. They are always unpredictable:
2. They are too cost:
3. They are never straightforward
4. Your cloth is not always on time:
5. They can’t copy well:
6. They would teach you patience:
7. They can’t slim fit with sense:
8. They cant be truusted:
9. That special look they give you:
10. Kanye West behaviour
Add yours...
11. They will not ON their Ceiling/Standing Fan for you when you sit down to wait for your clothe, so that Heat drives you away...

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by ShitHead(m): 8:33am On Mar 02, 2016
That's why most of them are still poor...no vision, no good customer relationship.

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by bro4u: 8:33am On Mar 02, 2016
Nigerian tailors are unpredictable just like Nigerian NEPA - Martin Luther King gringringrin

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by ngmgeek(m): 8:34am On Mar 02, 2016
Deceitful
Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by ShitHead(m): 8:34am On Mar 02, 2016
Flame4chi:
1. They are always unpredictable
2. They are too cost
3. They are never straightforward
4. Your cloth is not always on time
5. They can’t copy well
6. They would teach you patience
7. They can’t slim fit with sense
8. They cant be truusted
9. That special look they give you
10. Kanye West behaviour
Add yours...

I trust Nigerian tailors more than your english language teacher.

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by johnwizey: 8:34am On Mar 02, 2016
Dey will use ankara to sow suit 4 u

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by Nobody: 8:34am On Mar 02, 2016
Flame4chi:
1. They are always unpredictable
2. They are too cost
3. They are never straightforward
4. Your cloth is not always on time
5. They can’t copy well
6. They would teach you patience
7. They can’t slim fit with sense
8. They cant be truusted
9. That special look they give you
10. Kanye West behaviour
Add yours...

You're not always right


Elijahrona2:
Not all tough. There are legit tailors around my side. Tailoring is actually a competition here so anyone who can't make a fine dress is out of the picture
correct

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by funkyrash(m): 8:34am On Mar 02, 2016
Lol, I never believed a Nigerian tailor could make someone cry till it happened to someone I know! The guy kept on extending the collection date every day she went to collect the clothes until the day she was meant to go to school, he didn't still have it ready after the promises! grin

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by Clarinett(m): 8:34am On Mar 02, 2016
lol grin
Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by Topestbilly(m): 8:34am On Mar 02, 2016
FP ke? embarassed

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by OlaSalo(m): 8:34am On Mar 02, 2016
Those ones that call themselves 'London Tailor' are actually the worse

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by lonelydora: 8:35am On Mar 02, 2016
Op try an Aba Tailor. Yes, your clothes won't be ready as discussed but they will give you what you want.

My wedding suit was made in Aba but my colleagues were asking where I imported it from. I have to start saying Dubai because it was as if it was imported

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by lekjons(m): 8:35am On Mar 02, 2016
11. they can help you sow a uniform that you will wear from grade 1 to grade 6(pry. sch. kids comes to mind) grin

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by Nobody: 8:35am On Mar 02, 2016
Not all tough. There are legit tailors around my side. Tailoring is actually a competition here so anyone who can't make a fine dress is out of the picture
Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by folks4luv(f): 8:35am On Mar 02, 2016
11 most of them aren't passionate about their profession, just doing it to make ends meet so they refuse to upgrade their skills.
12. some are actually carpenters in disguise with d way they murder clothes

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by lennywillz: 8:35am On Mar 02, 2016
obviously
Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by BUSHHUNTER: 8:35am On Mar 02, 2016
I can drag them to court because of No 4.
Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by hefelove(m): 8:35am On Mar 02, 2016
Its over 3yrs nw dat tailor guy will run anitime he sees me. Cloth i no see money i no see. I jux leav am to God

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by LMAyedun(m): 8:35am On Mar 02, 2016
ShitHead:

I trust Nigerian tailors more than your english language teacher.
What's this one saying?
Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by Sijo01(f): 8:35am On Mar 02, 2016
They will cut and nail your material instead of sewing.

They will make you have total dislike for Ankara print
cheesy

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by Integrityfarms(m): 8:36am On Mar 02, 2016
Their lies can cause an embarrassment to the Devil himself. I can't forget 2010 experience of my friend who gave a tailor his wears for a trad wedding in September against December but unfortunately he got the cloth after the new year.

It only took Gods grace and public intervention for him not to have taken away the tailors life and seized his machines

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by Nobody: 8:36am On Mar 02, 2016
Flame4chi:
They are also good at preaching....
Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by Smellymouth: 8:36am On Mar 02, 2016
cheesy
Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by Nobody: 8:36am On Mar 02, 2016
You give them suit material for your wedding, you get this.... grin

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by MadCow1: 8:36am On Mar 02, 2016
grin
Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by Misterpaul(m): 8:37am On Mar 02, 2016
Lol @ Kanye west behavior.
Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by babasolo(m): 8:37am On Mar 02, 2016
They have P.H.D in lieing..Jesus!!!! Naija tailors can lie.....oya come in de afternoon nd pick ur cloth, u come his shop is lock, call his number him go de form busy, or he will say he jst went out to buy pure water... Niem u lock shop

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Re: 10 Funny Reasons Why We All Hate Nigerian Tailors by eitsei(m): 8:37am On Mar 02, 2016
With all your listed factors I think you patronize local tailors

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