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Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by 3rdlegxxx(m): 10:47am On Mar 23, 2016
megareal:
#Nahungertings#. Dat moment wey pesin belle dey rumble and you dey talk birthright. grin

lol, I think this is the 1st person here that truly understood Jacobs predicament back then but the joke funny jur grin grin
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by 4nobody4every1: 10:47am On Mar 23, 2016
cool
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by saintmark88(m): 10:48am On Mar 23, 2016
Winning123:


This is not a story to turn to a joke. Will you advise your children to make the choice of Esau since it is a mere joke

Some one like u will see that boy that was abandoned in akwa ibom for been a wizard, turn ur face the other way, then come here n talk about sacred story, hypocrite!!!, I dislike ur type....
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by 3rdlegxxx(m): 10:50am On Mar 23, 2016
JohnCloud:


Esau couldnt have in any way became the great ancestor of Jesus. Mind you, it was not the sold birth right that caused.... "jacob have I loved, Esau have i hated" na God talk am, even before them born them......

That's one part of the bible I really dislike, some people are hated before they are born, it's like they were expected to be born and died as failures just to fulfill the scriptures so it won't be like God lied, just like the case of Judas, long before he was born, the scripture had already predicted that Christ will come, be betrayed, die and resurrect, such things really don't sound pleasant to the ears and really contradicts some things in the holy book.
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by 2sexynet: 10:53am On Mar 23, 2016
kissval1388:

that's why we are not in an Islamic state. go get something doing dude and stop putting meaning to everything.
give me something to since your dilapidated brain assume making an opinion portray one as not having something to do. Bloody simpleton
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by 3kay945(m): 10:59am On Mar 23, 2016
The way some peeps talks about Bible undecided

Naija would have been next to heaven.
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by MadCow1: 10:59am On Mar 23, 2016
kissval1388:

Na wa for you guy, can't someone joke again?? what is even sacred about Esau selling his birth right for a plate of porridge yam? there are sacred fins in d bible but Dis one is no were close to sacred.

Abeg leave that Agriic Fowl
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by toprealman: 11:04am On Mar 23, 2016
feldido:
We just play with sacred things... Guard against obscene gesting.
That Bible account has a lot of meaning for all Christians.
Your type will do worse for just kwili kwili.
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by Praktikals(m): 11:05am On Mar 23, 2016
feldido:


You guys think Bible accounts are just stories? They are for our guidance and benefits.
Oya pastor Fido Dido, tell us more grin
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by Malakh: 11:06am On Mar 23, 2016
well today most of you give up your birthright for some puccyy, part of it is why some of you kneel before women, you give up your honor,headship for five minutes to bust a nut
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by deolu2000(m): 11:07am On Mar 23, 2016
The stupidity of this post still they do press up. Spit on thread.
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by Eke40seven(m): 11:12am On Mar 23, 2016
feldido:


Do you know Esau lost the privilege of being an ancestor of Jesus cos of that act? Now playing with Bible accounts like that shows we don't appreciate sacred things because Esau knew very well what lies ahead being the first son of Isaac, Abrahams Son who through him the world will bless themselves, but he instead threw it away for a mere pot of Stew.
Loosen up bro, even going by your analogy, if I were to follow your path, then I will point out that you were wrong about Jesus' ancestor being from Jacob. The bible clearly stated that he was conceived of the Holy spirit through a virgin and not from the 'seeds' of any man. But of course, you guys only take what you hear from the pastor's mouth and don't bother to study.
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by RuddyFusion(m): 11:15am On Mar 23, 2016
The point is that God have already said it before they came forth, that the younger will rule the senior....So i guess Esau didnt know what he was doing...because His destiny was already foretold by the Almighty Himself...
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by K9blunt(f): 11:17am On Mar 23, 2016
breakeven:

Your last statement. Do you know that they can behead you if you make this type of statement against the book of the other faith? let us FEAR God and his word for that is WISDOM.


Why won't they, Christians are like jihads anyway.
Fear god ko, fear sky daddy my foot. Abeg keep ya beliefs to yourself , if your almighty god cant fight for himself but folds his imaginary hands to watch his so-called creations to kill in his name, my dear that's not a god its a man made tyrant.

Stories that touch.
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by blackjack21(m): 11:30am On Mar 23, 2016
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Dpearlz:
Truth be told that story is very sacred for every believer. There is a reason why God loved Jacob and hated esau. (Remember God created time so is not bound by time and he knows the end from the begining). That "story" explains it clarely. Esau placed more value on pleasing his body than spiritual things (his place in the kingdom of God). Thus God was not happy because the things of the spirit are far more important than pleasing the desires of the flesh which is temporary. The things of the spirit are also eternal. It is a very sacred story that every child of God should learn from.

God created time, and decreed what what will happen today, tomorrow, and forever, yet he is full of hatred for his dcrees in the case of Esau

The bible is no better than Harry potter and lord of the ring chronicles.
am I utilising my brains or I'm just going crazy?
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by ShakurM(m): 11:39am On Mar 23, 2016
Joavid:


your signature is so long!! gosh!!

you must be a talkative real life.
haha..actually it's longer than that, I had to contract and delete some words and I'm not talkative o embarassed
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by blackjack21(m): 11:40am On Mar 23, 2016
Eke40seven:

Loosen up bro, even going by your analogy, if I were to follow your path, then I will point out that you were wrong about Jesus' ancestor being from Jacob. The bible clearly stated that he was conceived of the Holy spirit through a virgin and not from the 'seeds' of any man. But of course, you guys only take what you hear from the pastor's mouth and don't bother to study.

I was thinking as wellv thatv we arev talkinv about God's ancestors. grin
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by UIA04(f): 11:44am On Mar 23, 2016
feldido:


Do you know Esau lost the privilege of being an ancestor of Jesus cos of that act? Now playing with Bible accounts like that shows we don't appreciate sacred things because Esau knew very well what lies ahead being the first son of Isaac, Abrahams Son who through him the world will bless themselves, but he instead threw it away for a mere pot of Stew.
Oh puhleease brother
, even your pastor will laugh at this joke
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by UIA04(f): 11:46am On Mar 23, 2016
feldido:


Do you know Esau lost the privilege of being an ancestor of Jesus cos of that act? Now playing with Bible accounts like that shows we don't appreciate sacred things because Esau knew very well what lies ahead being the first son of Isaac, Abrahams Son who through him the world will bless themselves, but he instead threw it away for a mere pot of Stew.
Oh puhleease brother
, even your pastor will laugh at this joke
We understand the serious part but this affect the joke.
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by xhamel88: 11:53am On Mar 23, 2016
feldido:


You guys think Bible accounts are just stories? They are for our guidance and benefits.
I'm sure you aren't a serious Christian. I can only see eye service.
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by Wowzer(m): 11:58am On Mar 23, 2016
Op who told you it's yam porridge?
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by Nobody: 11:59am On Mar 23, 2016
[quote author=2sexynet post=44021149] can you crack such joke with things of koran and spend the next 24 hours alive while in an islamic state?

Dat exactly is d difference between islam n christianity.xtianity is built on tolerance not intolerance, LOVE not hate. Dat alone makes real christians unique.
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by banmee(m): 12:02pm On Mar 23, 2016
2sexynet:
can you crack such joke with things of koran and spend the next 24 hours alive while in an islamic state?

You are using the animalistic tendencies of a group of insane individuals to further your argument. Nice.

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Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by banmee(m): 12:07pm On Mar 23, 2016
VictorRomanov:



You can make a joke out of it if you want to, But don't say there's nothing sacred in it. Paul compare Christian who doesn't not appreciate sacred thing and who practice sexual immorality to Esau. Hebrews 13:16

Why is that the countries whose citizens have religious fanatics are as backwards as cavemen, while countries who hardly believe in any form of religion are progressing in leaps and bounds.
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by sen8or(m): 12:16pm On Mar 23, 2016
feldido:
We just play with sacred things... Guard against obscene gesting.
That Bible account has a lot of meaning for all Christians.
Oga na wa o, #Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by Dpearlz: 12:19pm On Mar 23, 2016
blackjack21:
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God created time, and decreed what what will happen today, tomorrow, and forever, yet he is full of hatred for his dcrees in the case of Esau

The bible is no better than Harry potter and lord of the ring chronicles.
am I utilising my brains or I'm just going crazy?

Yes sir, God created time and he knows the end from the beginning. Personally, i feel He had seen this event even before the kids were born that was why he said he hated esau and loved his brother. Remember God has given us free will, (ie we can do anything we like here on earth but when he comes we shall give account). So even though he didn't like esau's actions (which came from his belief system) he didn't stop it.
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by blackjack21(m): 12:54pm On Mar 23, 2016
Dpearlz:


Yes sir, God created time and he knows the end from the beginning. Personally, i feel He had seen this event even before the kids were born that was why he said he hated esau and loved his brother. Remember God has given us free will, (ie we can do anything we like here on earth but when he comes we shall give account). So even though he didn't like esau's actions (which came from his belief system) he didn't stop it.

God gave us free will and he has predetermined what we will do and what we will not do
that's like saying- INEC has determined who next president will be in 2019, but the masses will be given theirb right to vote. to what good is that right, where is the right.

consequently that puts the sins of man, from the beginning of time to the end of it, on the shoulder of of God. therefore God is the utimate sinner.
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by oluwa2ur(m): 1:24pm On Mar 23, 2016
[quote author=feldido post=44017828]We just play with sacred things... Guard against obscene gesting.
That Bible account has a lot of meaning for all Christians.
Sacred ?
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by doskie(m): 1:45pm On Mar 23, 2016
feldido:
We just play with sacred things... Guard against obscene gesting.
That Bible account has a lot of meaning for all Christians.
I run from your type. always boring. yet I cant leave my babe with them when im running. I must run with her like a fugitive.
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by Dpearlz: 1:49pm On Mar 23, 2016
blackjack21:


God gave us free will and he has predetermined what we will do and what we will not do
that's like saying- INEC has determined who next president will be in 2019, but the masses will be given theirb right to vote. to what good is that right, where is the right.

consequently that puts the sins of man, from the beginning of time to the end of it, on the shoulder of of God. therefore God is the utimate sinner.

Sir, thank you for your mention. Although we have a predestined purpose on earth God didn't predestinate all our actions. He said he has given us a choice between the way of life and of death and he adviced us to choose life. But due to the fact that he can see the future he knows what our response will be to every trial and temptation. So we are totally responsible for the choices we make. An example is Jesus Christ came and died to save the world from their sins. If a person receives this gift, he will be saved and if a person doesn't receive Him he is condemned already. But God knows those who are his children. Even the seemenly bad people because sometime in the future they will accept The gift of Jesus and be saved.
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by mummydirect(f): 2:21pm On Mar 23, 2016
feldido:


Do you know Esau lost the privilege of being an ancestor of Jesus cos of that act? Now playing with Bible accounts like that shows we don't appreciate sacred things because Esau knew very well what lies ahead being the first son of Isaac, Abrahams Son who through him the world will bless themselves, but he instead threw it away for a mere pot of Stew.
abeg, let us not be holier than the Pope, the guy is just trying to be lively, he meant no harm and don't be quick to condermn for only God knows his true worshipper.
Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by Opoki(m): 2:34pm On Mar 23, 2016
Sacrilege. And the mod deem it fit to put on frontpage. Arrant nonsense.

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