feldido:
We just play with sacred things... Guard against obscene gesting.
That Bible account has a lot of meaning for all Christians.

please if you want to preach, there are many churches around to use. What is Sacred about that story?

feldido:


You guys think Bible accounts are just stories? They are for our guidance and benefits.

What are they if they are not stories?

K9blunt:
This is gidi gan!

Jacob no try at all.

Bible sacred my azz

Bro that one harsh oo

grandstar:
you be witness

witness my ass....a witness no dy reason like that....that one is one of those hypocritical pastors that doesn't know their bible and turn every account of the bible to making money...(every Esau in ur life hindering u from prospering die!!!)

Dpearlz:


Sir, thank you for your mention. Although we have a predestined purpose on earth God didn't predestinate all our actions. He said he has given us a choice between the way of life and of death and he adviced us to choose life. But due to the fact that he can see the future he knows what our response will be to every trial and temptation. So we are totally responsible for the choices we make. An example is Jesus Christ came and died to save the world from their sins. If a person receives this gift, he will be saved and if a person doesn't receive Him he is condemned already. But God knows those who are his children. Even the seemenly bad people because sometime in the future they will accept The gift of Jesus and be saved.

You people are good escapist but not you're not as clever as you think.

So you mean God is not in control of everything that is happening, especially that which concern the action and inaction of man. for example: if I lost my car keys although God knew I would lost it, it's due to my carelessness not his will and, if found it, he still knew I would find it though it's not his will but my cleverness.


And that each person has his free will and free choices then why must we suffer for the sin of others.

kkh2:
Dat exactly is d difference between islam n christianity.xtianity is built on tolerance not intolerance, LOVE not hate. Dat alone makes real christians unique

Yeah, just likeb the way king Richard the lion heart showed love to 3,000 Muslim, women and children included.

Ignoramus stupido.

JohnCloud:


Esau couldnt have in any way became the great ancestor of Jesus. Mind you, it was not the sold birth right that caused.... "jacob have I loved, Esau have i hated" na God talk am, even before them born them......

bro this statement na one of the mysterys of the bible e deep gan and very confusing.someone already hated from birth isn't that strange.

feldido:


Do you know Esau lost the privilege of being an ancestor of Jesus cos of that act? Now playing with Bible accounts like that shows we don't appreciate sacred things because Esau knew very well what lies ahead being the first son of Isaac, Abrahams Son who through him the world will bless themselves, but he instead threw it away for a mere pot of Stew.

Dont over spiritualise the joke.Not supporting joking about spiritual things.
but Esau losing his destiny for a pot of porridge was his destiny.

Remember God said about them before they were born.
"The elder shall serve the younger"
"Jacob have I loved, Esau have I hated".


So he selling his birthright was destined to happen.Do you know the meaning of Jacob. It means trickster. Joking about it later or not cant change what happened.

my question be say, esua no get guys??


why em no go one of em man place go chop??

why em mumu like dis

blackjack21:

You people are good escapist but not you're not as clever as you think.

So you mean God is not in control of everything that is happening, especially that which concern the action and inaction of man. for example: if I lost my car keys although God knew I would lost it, it's due to my carelessness not his will and, if found it, he still knew I would find it though it's not his will but my cleverness.


And that each person has his free will and free choices then why must we suffer for the sin of others.

Lol..., I'm not trying to be clever or trying to be a smart escape artist or even trying to tell you that you must believe what I believe, I am just sharing what I have come to know, experience and totally belive without any shadow of doubt.

When God created man in the begining, God gave man dominion (authority and control) on earth. He told him to, subdue the earth and have dominion over it (among other things). God has not taken that back.

See it this way, if a person comes to lagos and say in spite of all the negative things I'm seeing I must make it and he starts plotting, pushing and hustling. It will only take a bit of time but that person will make it likewise if a person comes into the same lagos and says there are to many negatives around I cannot make it, that person will not make it. That shows that it is still man that is in control on earth.

The only thing is that sin and death entered into the picture and the devil now have some say ie. He can hinder you by placing obstacles in your path or derailing you completely.

I personally have misplaced keys at certain times in my life, I have also smashed my phone screen but i cannot say that God loves me any less or that He wants it to happen to hurt me. It was just me being absentminded.

All in all what I am saying is I am in control but God knows far more than me so if I place my live in his hands for him to lead me, although there may be rough patches I will arrive at my expected end.

kissval1388:
Nairalanders, I can't stop laughing when I saw these picture.
don't you think Nigerians are the most funniest people on earth??
If you didn't smile or laugh, that means you don't know your bible.
(Esau and Jacob.)

Mmmmm yummy!!! Add fried plantain with efo riro by the side to that delicious sumptious looking meal right there..e go balance well well.

feldido:
We just play with sacred things... Guard against obscene gesting.
That Bible account has a lot of meaning for all Christians.

Abeg make we hear word. Na people like you dey make Christianity scary and boring. Even God dey crack jokes for heaven.

Dpearlz:


Lol..., I'm not trying to be clever or trying to be a smart escape artist or even trying to tell you that you must believe what I believe, I am just sharing what I have come to know, experience and totally belive without any shadow of doubt.


When God created man in the begining, God gave man dominion (authority and control) on earth. He told him to, subdue the earth and have dominion over it (among other things). God has not taken that back.


See it this way, if a person comes to lagos and say in spite of all the negative things I'm seeing I must make it and he starts plotting, pushing and hustling. It will only take a bit of time but that person will make it likewise if a person comes into the same lagos and says there are to many negatives around I cannot make it, that person will not make it. That shows that it is still man that is in control on earth.

The only thing is that sin and death entered into the picture and the devil now have some say ie. He can hinder you by placing obstacles in your path or derailing you completely.

I personally have misplaced keys at certain times in my life, I have also smashed my phone screen but i cannot say that God loves me any less or that He wants it to happen to hurt me. It was just me being absentminded.

All in all what I am saying is I am in control but God knows far more than me so if I place my live in his hands for him to lead me, although there may be rough patches I will arrive at my expected end.

Holy fuc#k! :-o. go have a nice day.

Food kill u.

gbaskiboy:
I see it as joke but nothing. Many are reading another meaning to it. Naija with their over sabi religion I tire for una

Don't mind over serious minded people. Even essau took it as a joke when Jacob offered the porridge in exchange for his birthright. Besides it wasn't even the porridge that cost him the birthright, it was cos Jacob wore animal skin to deceive their old man an act perpetrated by their mum. People no go read their Bible well before forming Pastors for joke thread.

brightnessDmed:



Bro that one harsh oo

I AM A FEMALE!

Luckymay:

Don't mind over serious minded people. Even essau took it as a joke when Jacob offered the porridge in exchange for his birthright. Besides it wasn't even the porridge that cost him the birthright, it was cos Jacob wore animal skin to deceive their old man an act perpetrated by their mum. People no go read their Bible well before forming Pastors for joke thread.

As in eh!

feldido:


Do you know Esau lost the privilege of being an ancestor of Jesus cos of that act? Now playing with Bible accounts like that shows we don't appreciate sacred things because Esau knew very well what lies ahead being the first son of Isaac, Abrahams Son who through him the world will bless themselves, but he instead threw it away for a mere pot of Stew.

A mere pot of stew?...Have ever been hungry?...He probably thought it was worth nothing...+ after all they were twins...Stew or no porridge it was everly going to be Jacob

chiefobdk:



if u dey stay festac. go to arewa kitchen. 23 road opposite rocview hotel. dem dey sell dis kind yam for there.

wen I dey festac I dey chop am every Sunday morning.

Guy ur head dy dere.... as i taste dat place ehnnn...... inshort m outta words to describe

chrystalC:



Guy ur head dy dere.... as i taste dat place ehnnn...... inshort m outta words to describe

na so.

feldido:


Would you choose the path of Esau?
Does the account not have a significant lesson for all Christians?
Then why would you want to play with such moral lesson all in name of joke n gest?

abegii ova sabi sabi pple. na u go church pass. brother reverend pastor feldido

banmee:


Why is that the countries whose citizens have religious fanatics are as backwards as cavemen, while countries who hardly believe in any form of religion are progressing in leaps and bounds.

Are you indirectly calling me a religious fanatic or you re asking a senseless question. Do Nigeria have more churches than the USA or Britain? Who's more backward?

feldido:


Would you choose the path of Esau?
Does the account not have a significant lesson for all Christians?
Then why would you want to play with such moral lesson all in name of joke n gest?

For a fact, the bible does not encourage jests, however it strongly discourages any argument regarding the right or wrong of such jests(2Timothy 2:14; 1Timothy 1:3-7)

It is such misdirected overzealousness such as yours that made Islam intolerable to humor. Seeking "first the kingdom and its righteousness" is what ur comanded and does not entail crusades or jihad according to the sermon on the mount. (Mat 5:38-48; 2Tim 2:23-24)

VictorRomanov:



Are you indirectly calling me a religious fanatic or you re asking a senseless question. Do Nigeria have more churches than the USA or Britain? Who's more backward?

You are right. America and Britain are more backward than Nigeria. It is so obvious. Everyone can see how advanced Nigeria is mentally. This is why Nigeria is growing in leaps and bounds.

K9blunt:
This is gidi gan!

Jacob no try at all.

Bible sacred my azz

ur ass is black and scary

truthlegend:
ur ass is black and scary

I like it like that, do you hate yourself that much?

K9blunt:
This is gidi gan!


Jacob no try at all.


Bible sacred my azz

lemme ask u something?
There r times in one's life, Where u do all u could humanly possible, and tins turns out differently as expected, At Dat point where life seem unfair
Wat do u do?
Curious?
Nd be sincere.

calliope:
lemme ask u something?
There r times in one's life, Where u do all u could humanly possible, and tins turns out differently as expected, At Dat point where life seem unfair
Wat do u do?
Curious?
Nd be sincere.

I cry, get angry, break stuff and have a nice alcoholic drink then I sober up and live on. That's been my story since I became free and believe me it helps me a lot.

feldido:


Do you know Esau lost the privilege of being an ancestor of Jesus cos of that act? Now playing with Bible accounts like that shows we don't appreciate sacred things because Esau knew very well what lies ahead being the first son of Isaac, Abrahams Son who through him the world will bless themselves, but he instead threw it away for a mere pot of Stew.

guy relax over seriousness dy kill trust me look to d bright side of life

K9blunt:


I cry, get angry, break stuff and have a nice alcoholic drink then I sober up and live on. That's been my story since I became free and believe me it helps me a lot.

Alright

feldido:


Do you know Esau lost the privilege of being an ancestor of Jesus cos of that act? Now playing with Bible accounts like that shows we don't appreciate sacred things because Esau knew very well what lies ahead being the first son of Isaac, Abrahams Son who through him the world will bless themselves, but he instead threw it away for a mere pot of Stew.

Sharap dia!

D bible is just a history book of d Isrealites.

Dats all!

K9blunt:


I AM A FEMALE!

female ni. Abeg no vex O