vizkiz:


I don't furck with you. You little stupi*d ass biitch I aiint furcking with you.

You little dumb hoodrat biitch I aiint furck with you.... I'v gat a million three things I rather furcking do.

But this guy you are lame though, the girl dissed you good, instead of you to hide your pervert race, you're still ranting cuss words like a man who obviously was not trained in a decent home
Shame! And this is somebody's boyfriend, mtschewwww

I caught our notorious rat we call Osama bin ladden in our family eating already poisoned cheese....when it saw me


It was like "kai finally"


And I was like "pls continue osama "












May it soul rest in peace! I miss it

prettythicksme:
Caught my youmger brother masturbating in his room,i was like WTF He was so ashamed,&he later warned me to always knock if i wan enter his room.And i b like u dey craze #dat boy spoil,no b small

abeg park well, he deserves some privacy

MoneypassGod:
So u r calling urself a clown- someone who insult her self to in order to crack jokes??

Muntus go get a life, stop quoting people to spew unnecessary trash

pricelessngel:
Muntus go get a life, stop quoting people to spew unnecessary trash

Then u must be the bigger muntus to be replying me.

hmm

DemiGoddess:
Ok...daalu

Udo

Evidence1000:


U've got a very low iq. Probably that of imbeciles, that's why you don't know the difference between a joke and a serious statement. Jantofubu!!

Na wao pesin no dey follow you play? Dis small English wey I learn come type, I no know say na insult sef, and say you go vex, na pesin teach me am today o, him come tell me make I tell am another pesin, abeg na joke I been dey joke, but no vex o, how you take know say I been be slowpoke before? Again how you take know say my name na Jantofubu, I dey suspect you since but you no know.

Oya no vex, come join me make we sip dogonyaro and aki awusa together you hear

MoneypassGod:
Oh! Now I understand, u r dumb. Accept my sympathy.

Guy, infact you really fall my hand tonight because your comment doesn't show civility on your part instead of you to buried the matter yet you still insult the girl.
Its not fair ok
@DemiGoddess, let it slide I like the way you handle the matter

DemiGoddess:
@\;$%=~??

Ok, I've seen very weird stuff on Nairaland, but how on earth did you get 11 likes by typing the 'at' sign, backward slash, semi colon, dollar sign, percentage sign, 'equals to' sign, a sign I still haven't figured out what it means and two question marks?

bayocanny:

Guy, infact you really fall my hand tonight because your comment doesn't show civility on your part instead of you to buried the matter yet you still insult the girl.
Its not fair ok
@DemiGoddess, let it slide I like the way you handle the matter

Alright I've heard u thanks. By the way u sound like a PDP wailer, r u one??

MoneypassGod:
Was shagging a deeper life chick, bae was claiming to be a gud girl. After releasing on her tummy, she scooped some semen, not wanting me to see, and licked it. I was prtending not to see wot she was doing. After she was through, I sacastically said: ''baby u shuld hav told me, I would hav released directly into ur mouth''. U need to see her face. She was so embarrassed.

Ewwww!

AmAlbert:

Na wao pesin no dey follow you play? Dis small English wey I learn come type, I no know say na insult sef, and say you go vex, na pesin teach me am today o, him come tell me make I tell am another pesin, abeg na joke I been dey joke, but no vex o, how you take know say I been be slowpoke before? Again how you take know say my name na Jantofubu, I dey suspect you since but you no know.

Oya no vex, come join me make we sip dogonyaro and aki awusa together you hear

U're confused man! Go get a good job that would raise your low iq.

Evidence1000:


U're confused man! Go get a good job that would raise your low iq.

It's seems you're daft and an idiot, I think you should go buy your spec of IQ in the market cos it seems God reserved none for you, cos you're a waste to your Generation, Imagine the nitwit I was even trying to apologize to making coarsed statement... Don't even know if your among these crooks that sells condicent fuel(black market)

lepasharon:


The whole story

its possible...I once saw my guys sis nvdes on naijauncut...me just save d page for future purposes

AmAlbert:

It's seems you're daft and an idiot, I think you should go buy your spec of IQ in the market cos it seems God reserved none for you, cos you're a waste to your Generation, Imagine the nitwit I was even trying to apologize to making coarsed statement... Don't even know if your among these crooks that sells condicent fuel(black market)

God reserved none for me? I should go and buy my spec in the market?? I mean, how does that sound? U keep on shooting yourself in the leg. I dunno wen traders started selling IQ in the market. This is why I said you're next to a slowpoke. Who knows? It might be genetically inherited.

Evidence1000:


God reserved none for me? I should go and buy my spec in the market?? I mean, how does that sound? U keep on shooting yourself in the leg. I dunno wen traders started selling IQ in the market. This is why I said you're next to a slowpoke. Who knows? It might be genetically inherited.

Wasting my precious and useful time on a wasted sperm like you is a big insult on my part, just go get a life and an IQ, you could get your spec at Yaba Market

pricelessngel:
If I talk u go run oh.

Bae, you sure you're priceless? From what I hear around, everyone's got a price.

[i][/i]... And so the story goes

Eww... This thread is none like no other.
Money

AmAlbert:

Wasting my precious and useful time on a wasted sperm like you is a big insult on my part, just go get a life and an IQ, you could get your spec at Yaba Market

I can see that you've run outta insults. Just muttering gibberish and at the same time, contradicting your signature. Just go and upgrade yourself because at this your level, you're going nowhere in life.

Evidence1000:


I can see that you've run outta insults. Just muttering gibberish and at the same time, contradicting your signature. Just go and upgrade yourself because at this your level, you're going nowhere in life.

Go to sleep with that big salute to your incomparable STUPIDITY

DemiGoddess:
Yea thanks...would do just that!

I don't even know you buh you've got a fan in me. I'm tripping for you ma'am.

vsaintchigs:
nah I just took their picture and ran away

lol... U'r funny

bayocanny:

Guy, infact you really fall my hand tonight because your comment doesn't show civility on your part instead of you to buried the matter yet you still insult the girl.
Its not fair ok
@DemiGoddess, let it slide I like the way you handle the matter

Ok Thanks

Strawman:


Ok, I've seen very weird stuff on Nairaland, but how on earth did you get 11 likes by typing the 'at' sign, backward slash, semi colon, dollar sign, percentage sign, 'equals to' sign, a sign I still haven't figured out what it means and two question marks?

Lol...thats demigod.dess conjuring up her minions @\;$%=~?? RUN!!

prettythicksme:
What is Raymy?

that's the(my) name

bankybobo11:


I don't even know you buh you've got a fan in me. I'm tripping for you ma'am.

I'm flattered sir! and thank you!

Epatty:
lol... U'r funny

I'm sure u can guess wat I did with the picture

DemiGoddess:
I'm flattered sir! and thank you!

Ah, sir ke? I'm just a small boy tripping for the bigger ma'am.

DemiGoddess:
Ok Thanks

You are highly welcome

I dey my bf place de Bleep de mama just come in without knocking was so embarrassing

DemiGoddess:
I'm very nice forget whatever happened today

Issalie, had to open three other tabs(urbandictionary, Merriamwebster, and Wikipedia) jus to keep up with the fight, na u biko