nobody mentioned shi-toe or shi-ponmo.... those are injury that need no introduction.

NONE!!!! Fresh Boiz Avoid Injuries at all cost!!!

fought with boys that wanted to rob me . was stabbed on my chest . woke up in the hospital .
they ran though without taking anything .
24th december night about going to church / about 5 yrs ago . still have that slash on my chest .

.. fell down from a quaver tree .. broke my hand .

had injury several times .. that people tot i was gonna die ..

Mine is not injury, but would never forget the day muscle pull caught me in the field, I was told by my team mates that I was chewing grass on the pitch. (I totally didn't knew myself again).

LastMumu:
Was doing cowgirl style with one short calabar girl with gigantic _ass I met at brothel one night, one thing led to another and I ruptured my pen1s. I couldn't pee for weeks.

When people ask me what is wrong with my JT, I tell them I fell off a stair and landed awkwardly on my dick.

Lie Mohammed

Zipping my trouser and in the process the zip caught the skin of my joystick as there wasn't a boxer under. Oh boy! It wasn't funny at all

Damayor12:
Your experience with your worst injuries?

Okay, let me share mine..


I remember as a kid, I was playing "catcher-catcher" with my neighbours, I was running so fast, I stepped on a sharp stone, that tore open the middle of foot, and blood gushed out.. with pools of blood everywhere around the compound.
It was so bad, I limped for more than a week, couldn't go to school and they had to hold me down, everyday, to "dry heat" my foot with a hot iron..

Another one was a night in Uni, there was no light, a big broken mirror someone put on the table fell on my leg, just at the base of my big toe.. and made a deep cut... there was so much blood everywhere.. wore sandals for like 2 weeks.. and up till now, I can't flex my big toe properly..

They don dey target your toe since birth oo better pray

Krasid:
Mine was in the sophomore year in the Uni.I had just arrived from church and was farmished.I opened my room and could already feel the heat with my elevated temperature.I thought it was the hunger, so made straight for the spaghetti and egg I had left in my locker.After eating almost half of the meal, I realised I was sweating profusely.I tried to on the fan but after switching on/off clockwise and anticlockwise for a minute, I decided to open the window louvers which was made of glass.I tried to open with the handle, but it was stiff.I was getting impatient and beginning to lose my appetite when I decided to use my hands.As I tried to push the louvers, a part broke chopping off a fragment of the muscles of my upper limb with blood flowing uncontralably.I let out a loud scream as students came inside to help me.I was rushed to the hospital still concious, as I watched in horror as they stitched my blood vessels.I couldn't move my fingers of my right hand and was told by the doctors I had damaged my tendons.

Jesus which kinda injuries be this

Hallack:
I was playing football as i wanted to kick d ball d ball just slightly drifted out of d way, i then hit my big toe on d ground leaving d skin 2 open well wide. #DpainIs.....indescribeable

That one don do me tire lol... But the pain when they put iodine

lielbree:
Anal fissure
I had severe constipation and instead of seeking help I decided to just push. So I pushed and pushed until I tore my rectum.
It was the worst pain of my life and it lasted for over 2months.

Wtf na how your shhiiit big

Integrityfarms:
A terrible shot was played by a senior when I was in primary school using Leather size 4 ball! The thing landed on my forehead and I fell backwards and hit my head on the hard ground during a street game. It took some minutes for me to regain consciousness

Lol, I'm so sorry for laughing, but this is really funny!
I can imagine the bold

STFUand4kMeHARD:
Back then in school. I got shot in the ribs. Just slightly above my heart. The lungs too was hit. Landed in hospital . Saw my gas and blood bubbling outta my chest for hours before i could be attended to. Spent two month in intensive.
Good news is that the two maafvckers that hit me got hit back too and were brought to same hospital. They made it like me. One of em is still in contact and remains an everlasting ally.
Now don't look at me like that or ask me how it happened cause its now way back in my past.

gangbanger or liar

Nathanieloo7:
it was when I went to play ball I was a keeper then I had a swollen finger wen my granny asked me I lie to her it was my teacher DAT flog me,d teacher was my mum best friend,but actually flog me shaaa,come see my granny DAT day for sch, I couldn't go to sch for like a week,I misses DAT teacher shaaa she is late now

you killed your teacher

tgmservice:
I went to visit my father in the village. One night I went hunting alone in the bush I was attacked by two lions mehn they eat me to shreds, ripped of one of my legs but I still managed to crawl for survival. Use an artificial leg now that day was a nightmare

I guess your dad's village is in Kenya or maybe Tanzania...

ritababe:
I was stab with a broken bottle on a party night.

Rita you be frat Just curious

ritababe:
I was stab with a broken bottle on a party night.

Rota you be frat

MISSCONGENIALITY:
From the age of 3 till I was 12years, I can't count the number of injuries I had. I mean serious injuries that make people think I would die. I remember falling from a very high water fall at the age of 6 and a stone entering deep into my forehead just very close to my right eye. I climed a lot and we were fun of trying to trace small sreams to know where they were coming. Climb mango and orange trees in primary school and at home. Slimb trees to bring down bird nests. I was always wearing a sling on my arms.
It was so bad that sometimes my grandfather beats me when I come home with injuries cos it doesn't prevent me from playing rough. I remeber then, they tell me to enter the room and sleep, I will pass through the window and go out and my people will think I'm sleeping inside the room just to hear me crying from afar
Thank God I survived my childhood and didn't get deformed in any part of my body.

I dont know if I should be live you. If I may ask did you grow up in Nigeria.

holamiday:
It was in New York on September 11 2001. The world trade centres collapsed on me. I was under the rubble for 3 days & 3 nights. Thank God for the police dog that rescued me the 3rd day. Up till today, i haven't found my lungs. It's so painful.

Praise the Lord.

So Wa pa? Meaning are you okay?

Jbond:
Fell from a pear tree and broke my arm and wrist while in junior secondary school, hit my forehead against the edge of a door while running from a dog, blood gushed out like tap, the scar is still on my forehead till date.

Then after my waec and neco exams while visiting my parents, was shot by armed robbers that came to rob our house with a short gun, I bled like I was gona die, the scars are still on my chest and abdomen region with few pellets still lodged in my body.

when the devil begs God I will believe you

tgmservice:
I went to visit my father in the village. One night I went hunting alone in the bush I was attacked by two lions mehn they eat me to shreds, ripped of one of my legs but I still managed to crawl for survival. Use an artificial leg now that day was a nightmare

sorry. ..

Mine happened last September. I was riding my bike on the street and an old crackhead who wasn't paying attention hit me from the side as he was making a right turn.

I flew over his bonnet and hit my head which had a helmet on the concrete and broke my collarbone. My helmet broke but my head was intact and I didn't even blank out. An ambulance had to be called for me and I was taken to the hospital.

The guy that hit me came our of his car and begged me that he had to bounce because he had no drivers license and he took off.

I was out of commission for 2 months.

amokeme:
sorry. ..

See how you believed lie easily

MAD Injury.. rushing out of the toilet to watch Kanu score the wonder goal that beat brazil at the Olympics.. my balls got caught in my Zipper peeled a large part of skin and my friends help me unzipped it again.. the Joy of Celebration was drowned beneath my animal cries.. always pee before watching a crucial match

I was a child,and we lived at rainbow town (barracks)here in Port Harcourt....one day,on my way to Mami market,I fell into a big gutter and had my skin peeled to a great extent.

Mine was nasty ...was excited for something so I ran inside to tell everybody while running my thigh caught the extra roofing sheet arranged outside ..something that just there on its own jeje... It was like they use cutlass to cut me ... Anytime I look at the scar... I always remember the kind of pako pikin I be

got electrocuted in 2006 my room got flooded after it rained. my standing fan's wire had fallen in to the pool of water as I bent down to remove the wire an exposed part just stock to my palm an I fell in to the pool of water I could still talk but could no longer move so I shouted for help all the people that came started crying and were scare bto come close instead of finding a way to put out the power supply it was one of our neighbour that was brave enough to put of the electricity supply off. My hand was badly burned.

luxs:
No be smal thing ooh "COCONUT BIN FALL ON TOP MY HEAD "(na there i bin kw say life no be Bobo)

Jeeeeesssssuuuuuuu kristi

In the village, an aboned poultry my mum told me not to enter as a kid. I disobeyed and went in to play with other kids inside. On entering the poultry, just small play i play o, I jumped on 3 nails fix to a wood like it was kept for me, the flow of blood really scared me.

My worst injury? una go help me choose.

Is it the time I dislocated my left ankle while playing football? it still pops.
or the time i stepped on a rusted piece of metal,?

or the time I stepped on one of the large bolts from my dad's Volvo then sending a part of my slippers into the big hole it punctured in my foot?

or the time my baby sis used electric iron to iron my right hand? the scar is still there I used it as a child to identify my right hand.

or maybe it's the time I broke my right hand while using using a stool as a seesaw? pray that you never see any of your limbs bent at an unnatural angle.

or maybe it's the time I was playing with my baby sis again then tripped, fell then cut my head just above my eye on the edge of the table, I still have the scar, but I like am because babes like am

and last maybe na the time wey i catch my Johnson with zip, blood of Zachariah!, the scar still dey there, my babe go fit identify this penis anywhere because of that scar

It was way back in 2013, I was a pre-degree student then. We were playing football, but there was this dude that had a soccer boot with iron studs. He had been told not to wear such boots but it seems he just bought it....LOL. I intended to clear the ball but he raised his boot and I slammed my bare foot underneath those studs. At first, I didn't notice anything for like 5 seconds, just little blood, but it got serious when I noticed I couldn't put my foot on the ground. I was taken to the school clinic, the leg was all swollen beyond recognition. The pain was incredible and it lasted some 4 months.

Mine was when I was playing basketball last year, I jumped to pick a rebound, mind u my nickname is Airmarshal on the court cos I could lift so high my vertical is bout 44inches, well unknown to me as I caught the rebound, there was this guy that turned his back , I landed nd fell horizontally.immediately I passed out, woke up to find myself in a hospital, same THIng happened to one of the players nd he died instantly.. I thank God for my life Always..

wen dentist was removing overgrowing gum from my teeth. its so painful. injury lasted for days.