Even as the Orientation Camps kicks off tomorrow, I feel obliged to quickly intimate you on the kinds of persons you are likely to meet. Have fun.

1). "Camp Commandants" : I call this sets of persons "I- too -knows". They are the ones who seem to know everything about anything in the camp, from drills, meetings, workshop, etc. They are the ones who will be eager to organise any line that seems disordered. They will tell you where registration will take place and all you need to present for registration. They are so much in touch and in charge of happenings that you are tempted to ask " Bros, you carry over NYSC?". Obviously they are the first in line to be made platoon leaders.

2). "JJCs": These set of individuals are the direct opposite of the "Camp Commandant". They ask you some of the most stu.pid and obvious questions, from "Where do I do my registration", "What do I need for the registration", to "When are we suppose to wake up", "Where is the toilet and bathroom", etc. And you are like "Babe, you sure say you go university so?". Frankly speaking, these persons can be really annoying. They will see you in a line that is meant for registration and they will be like, "Sorry, is this line for registration?"...And you would be like, "No, it is the line of Census"!

3). SUs (spiri- koko): Obviously, these individuals are in a hurry to get started from where they left off back in school. They are the ones who would wake you up from sleep with prayers and devotions. They will readily greet you with the "Bless you brother" phrase. You can be sure that they are the ones that would end up becoming NCCF prayer co-ordinator or better still, President.

4). "Show - offs": The description says it all. For the ladies, they are willing to show off the flashy phones, latest gadgets and more importantly, their "assets"(If you know what i mean), since they would be required to wear tight-fitted vests. Most of them are there to "Sell their wares" and would readily go to the highest bidder. For the guys, these ones would love to show off their "Six packs" and well built physique to the admiration of the ladies. These persons strongly believe that "If you got it, you flaunt it"! Abeg, who six pack don help?

5)."Attachées": These persons have made up their minds not to spend one dime of their money in camp. They will attach themselves to you for your provisions, soap, perfumes, etc. From the first few days in camp, they identify the rich guys/girls and they attach themselves to these persons forming "clique", tagging along at every single opportunity, all for what they can get from you. When you sight them, subtly let them know, "Bros, abeg you come your own, I come my own".

6). "Couples": Have you ever wondered how two persons can just meet themselves today and start clinging to themselves as if they've known for a long time. These set of persons are the ones who came with the vain hope of meeting "Mr. Right or Miss Perfect" in camp. You see them together everywhere they go. Obviously, you know these "wack 2-3 weeks relationship" mostly end up going no where.

7). Feel free to Add yours!

Originally composed by EmperorMGI and parcks.

Confirmed!

7) The fighter. Will fight everybody in camp before leaving

lonngmann:
7) The fighter. Will fight everybody in camp before leaving

Boss....Ur head dey dere!.
Very Correct!

LordIsaac:
Confirmed!

Thanks bro

dt number 1 na die, u go dey wonder how d guy take knw everything and everywhere for camp weda he don do nysc before, dt number 2 also gt me laughing,na census line or u fit tell am say na line for holy communion or confession

The grumpy ones!

intending babymamas

the selfie freaks.

The drunks- A room mate then was always drunk . . 24/7, even before morning parade and drils, guy don high. . I remember his first allowee in camp, he collected his', came into d room, "Guys, if una wan drink, follow me make we go spend this 19 Tarzan"


There r many of them like that

Can't help it but just laughed at this.


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e get some people wey come camp kan take pictures....i have an hausa friend in my room then named farouk aka rukuuz..honestly within One week, the guy picture don reach 2000 on phone, the one wey e snap with photographer don reach 500...i guess he was doing so to show them in dia village he went for service make e no be say dem go dey say e no serve like that time wey dem say Buhari no get WAYEK..










who picture don epp?

Ok

Can't wait to serve

True talk

Na couples own sure pass..

People u meet for the first time.. within hours..
people start straffing dem self..

Human beings be like animals... SMH

Tho I am Guilty back 2006

TOMTOM15:
the selfie freaks.

Na so....na Ladies b dat o

Those who are there to drink in Mammy and sleep with any willing partner.

Pple who are always looking for the camera man .

Facebook go hear am

Some girl above me said '' can't wait to serve''...don't worry just wait till you get served...lol

The Parade ground evaders: these set of individuals usually hide in the Mosques, kitchen, Mammy market, Camp Clinic, Computer room, nearest bush, feign illness/leg pain/fainting or hungry, or inside OBS studio.

The Boys' Scout/ Man o' War/ Barracks boys: just be calm when you are marching next to them on the parade ground. They even instruct, direct & correct you more than the Army officers in charge.

The Cowards & Frail hearted: everything gets them scared. From "what is your name?" to "attention by number!"

The Tribalists: They believe their tribe is the only tongue in the country. I remember one guy (fellow corps member) speaking Yoruba to me at Yikpata camp. The moment I told him I'm a Deltan & barely understand Yoruba, he exclaimed, "Ahh... You are not a Nigerian if you don't speak one of the major languages especially Yoruba...."
Thank God for God and the 'regimented life in NYSC camps'

The business Men: They hawk recharge cards, sachet water, pieces of art, network marketing, even laundry, etc


The Good Samaritans: this category of individuals is dominated by guys... PS: they don't render any 'Samaritan' services to their kinsmen- as in fellow men. Why is that? Your guess is as good as mine.

The 'whiners': They keep complaining about the whole NYSC scheme- The camp, the food, the location, the waste of time for one year, how they will go to the state capital or other major cities for their Primary Assignments, how they would have been in Abj, Lagos, A/Ibom, etc and how they will 'still go there.' . . . The problem with these guys is that you will still see them at monthly general CDS & realize that they are in a remote rural area in the same state.

The boasters: same as above.^^ ... More so, they claim to know the Camp Director, Camp Captain, even the State Governor.

The Mummy's/Daddy's boy/girl: these graduates were brought to camp by their parents & siblings. Guy, I vex for these kids.

The Americanas: These folks schooled in institutions in Canada, Finland, Russia, Ghana, Togo, Benin Republic, etc... Dem nor dey let people hear word for camp. "I schooled in Sao Tome and Principe so fear me o"

The Love Birds: the love-killi-me-I-die people. They even pray to be posted to the same LGA.

The humourous and hilarious guys: this is sometimes made up of one guy or a group of guys. There is no dull moment when you are around them. My friend Etizz, a NL, falls into this category. He is a one-man-mopol... No dullness.

The dumb: they don't talk, contribute or even suggest. . . All they do is stare and sometimes laugh to events best known to them. #Tufiakwa

The Professors: these guys believe they went to the best schools & studied the best course... I taya for them abeg.

The Boring Zombies: no hard feelings to Buhari loyalists here- My unreserved apologies.
Now, these guys are both deaf & dumb, expressionless, no sense of humour, no opinion, no ideas, etc... They have no say of their own. They only do things when they see others doing them, for the 21 days you won't see them talk, smile, laugh, cry, complain, miss parade, morning meditation, man o' war drills, etc... I don't know if they are shy but I doubt! They are just brainless dumb introverts slash zombies.

The Oppressors, Bullies & Cultists: them dey but na only men with eyes go see them.

Enjoy yourselves guys & girls!

WHAT ABOUT THE CAMP DOGS THAT SLEEP WITH MORE THAN 10 PPLE BEFORE LEAVING CAMP?

7. The smoker... this kind of person can smoke anywhere even in the hostel where many people sleep....so annoying

8. The guy man... this type of person think everyone are the same, they enter inside the bathroom where you are taking your bath without excuse and started their own at the same spot and you will be like WTF, the next thing you go hear, shey you no be guy man ni, forget jare. Some can even take their bath outside naked all because of guy man


Anyway camp is always fun sha

EmperorMGI:

4). "Show - offs": The description says it all. For the ladies, they are willing to show off the flashy phones, latest gadgets and more importantly, their "assets"(If you know what i mean), since they would be required to wear tight-fitted vests. Most of them are there to "Sell their wares" and would readily go to the highest bidder.

(7) Natural Thieves - These people were either born or possess DNA infected with stealing virus. Their victims are the individuals as quoted above. They can steal anything; bucket, flask, money, food, slippers, clothes, phone . . . you name it; they steal it. Ladies constitute a larger percentage of the population.

The Mami Residents...They are always found in the Mami market, drinking, eating, smoking and what have you. Trust the girls, they always flock around them.

I don't even know the category I fell under. I knew I was everywhere. From platoon football team(I was even the captain), platoon sports director, platoon drama group, kitchen, environmental group etc Na only marching I noh do.

Ojestas, one guy dey my room dah year too..na VOMIT we call d guy thruout camp days.

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owk.

You said 'required to wear tight-fitted vests'. In a situation whr a lady has big boobs and decides to hide them under loose vests, is it not allowed?

The debtors: these ones de borrow like who carry curse come NYSC. Dem go owe nearly the entire hostel and mami market combined, dia first n last allowee. Na to settle debts, even borrow transport home, after NYSC