Okay batch B stream two orientation course ended about two weeks ago. Well, I'm privileged to be posted to the capital of the largest state in Naija! (google is at your reach ).

Btw, below are my list of the 10 types of people you meet in the Nysc Orientation camp.

1. The Clowns


These are the extremely funny ones, mostly warri guys. They always have something to say to get people's ribs cracking. You will never see them been serious for once, all they do is find someone or something to make fun of. They never get tired of talking. Don't bother confronting them for anything because you will end up as their topic and have so many persons laughing at you.

2. Error-Prone

These category are the otondos that always get it all wrong on the parade ground. After been corrected severally, they still get confused. You see them turning to the right at the command of 'left turn'. When others are at Attention, that's when they have their hands behind at Ease. Thier hands will never rhyme with others during quick match and when they halt, their legs always bangs last.
They are the kind of people that still hangs their 'head dress' in the air even after the completion of the 3 hearties to the Governor.

3. The Scroungers

They can beg to borrow your destiny. They never possessed anything of their own instead indulge in the habit of borrowing every possible thing from you, and then you will have to beg before they return it. These set of persons lived in school hostel and are used to the hostel lifestyles, so they never bothered to come with basic needs with the assurance of getting it from others. Its when you just finished locking your box and set to go out that they will come and be like; 'bros abeg I need toothpaste' .. abeg I fit use your towel? 'bros I go like borrow your comb' .....
and also they are never with 'change' ...always asks for N20 to buy table water.

4.FFO
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These ones are the first to complain about how terrible the food is and yet they never missed a meal. These kind of people will join the platoon set to leave the parade ground first, so that they can get their plates washed quickly and gets to the kitchen before any other person does. You see them forming a que even when the water to make eba is yet to boil.
They already exhaust thier money to Mami at the first week of Orientation.

5. Shunters
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This kind of people can be so annoying en, you been standing in sun for hours and then you see them coming from nowhere to join the long 'line' at the front. Shunting is in their blood, even where you have just 3 persons on a line, they still find a way to chance the last person. Some do it politely by begging to join......and some will just be like 'guy I dey here before o, I went to blow my nose ni' . .....who be mumu

6. Womanizer
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These are the no dulling guys. They are in camp to hunt for girls and their aim is to woo as many as possible so that as they are serving the father land, they will be servicing their rooster as well

7. Photo Freak
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The ladies are more in this category. They prefer spending all their money on photograph to feeding their tummy. They never get satisfied with selfies no matter the amount of shots taken

8. Do-nothing crew

You begin to wonder if this kind of persons were forced to be in camp. They don't participate in anything, be it the fun aspect and the boring parts. They hardly go for parade and lectures and always complain about the Nysc scheme being a waste of time. You will always find them laying on their bed in the room even after the soldiers has chased everyone out. They have their drugs and fake medical reports to cover up.

9. The Old youth
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These ones don't want to be left out of the fun in camp, so they leave their children and wives at home to take part in the orientation. They do every possible thing not to look old specifically their 'skin' hairstyle. And then you see them very quiet. They prefer not to be noticed.

10. Feel free to add to the list!

...here I drop my pen!
--Copper Dotwilliz

Cc lalasticlala , Crazyman

OK

8, are business moguls just there for the 3 weeks, after that, nothing till POP week

saaedlee:
8, are business moguls just there for the 3 weeks, after that, nothing till POP week

yea that where I belong.

11. The Highs, these ones would wake U as soon as they've returned from the bunk afta smoking the the hell out of herbs.

am a pcm but i think u should add "THE HOLIER THAN THOU" betterstill, the born again

10. My category is missing!

The ones that want to straff

They like to Bleep all the girls in their local government of PA

No 6 and 9

Grabs popcorn .
What am I even doing here sef?
If you want the popcorn coman take it.
******Strolls out *****

Let the audience decide..

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YUNGLURD:
am a pcm but i think u should add "THE HOLIER THAN THOU" betterstill, the born again

that's right

hmmm...small boys wey dem gv admission

I dey come

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VickyRotex:
10. My category is missing!

The lesbians ??

mtcheeww

The corp members who spend all their time anaylsing politics from all view and angles..

1 The perfume freak


They have different perf for every part of their body....


2. The credit type

These ones can use anything to collect credit, then don't mind using their school certificate to collect credit



3. The escapee

The ones will always have their ways out of the camp, they can bribe if the camp is so secure, unlike my okada camp whr u can run out of the camp.at will

Thanks to the mod that included the photos

, ;Dcan't find my category,

11 : The big boys (Camp Jagaban)
The camp big boys that carried some people's life savings as flexing money in camp

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@ Dotwillis1

You skipped the category of those who serve before their time.

VickyRotex:
10. My category is missing!

really? What could it be

I will like to know