What of the noise makers/ jesters, they are always in the middle of any discussion

So are going thr also to take what does nt belong to them,like if u do anyhw with ur bocket of water or ur phone,dts d end..i cud rmnba dat year shj

8..The Kleptocrats...these ones graduated from the same school as Lawrence Anini,they steal anything from phones,Chargers,money and provisions..if you arent careful they can steal you if they have need of u

I will like to be in de attachement site ...Awof go sweet 4 dis economy palava :DI will like to be in de attachement site ...Awof go sweet 4 dis economy palava

:DI will like to be in de attachement site ...Awof go sweet 4 dis economy palava

Otondos

The platoon 11 members, those always forming one sickness or the other just to avoid parade.




The all-weather, these ones you call register for nccf they are present, get to award nite, carnival they are also present

ajoskele:
The Mami Residents...They are always found in the Mami market, drinking, eating, smoking and what have you. Trust the girls, they always flock around them.

I don't even know the category I fell under. I knew I was everywhere. From platoon football team(I was even the captain), platoon sports director, platoon drama group, kitchen, environmental group etc Na only marching I noh do.

Ojestas, one guy dey my room dah year too..na VOMIT we call d guy thruout camp days.

hehehehehe.

The lazy ones:

Medunah:
Can't wait to serve

how far?;-)

Wondering how to skip nysc, I go serve father land in another way abeg

Medunah:
Can't wait to serve

is someone thinking of how she would spend her allowee

The I got back: These are the ones that studied abroad and came back for NYSC

Alexbabybird:
You said 'required to wear tight-fitted vests'. In a situation whr a lady has big boobs and decides to hide them under loose vests, is it not allowed?

Is like u haff big big bweasts o

Una 4got d hypers wey dem b like any little discussion u av wif 'em,dem go b like wic uni u go nd u frankly ansa demeven if na state uni u go bt wen u ask dem, dem go fake one uni like dat wey dem papa nor fit afford.secondly,d category of girls wey dey form ajebo wey dem b confirm kpako,dem go swear 4 u dem no go taste food 4 kitchen bt u go shock 2 c say her meal ticket dem don mark am full.I c things 4 emure camp in ekiti.abeg fi si le, o funny goon. Thirdly,na d guys wey no d have a bath b4 coming 2 morning devotion cos of d harmattan cold. Fourthly, na d spotters: dez set of guys deir own na to spot babes,even if u dey platoon 1 nd him platoon 10,ur stress is minimized cos of him-cos I rememba d nyt I enta camp na a guy like reduced mai stress 4rm helping me carry ma luggage to collecting mattress to securing a bunk. Lastly,na d dictators/oversabi:dez ones be like sleeping nd waking up wit one stupid decision wic nobody iz ready to contest wit her,such as abeg I go wn make only joy dey fetch our water,dey do our laundry,dey sweep our corner 4 us so dat if any of our tin loss we go know say na her nd na 3k 4 each person nd na herself we go pay to,dem try interjecting as to why she go decide d price,she go quarrel wit u,tel u say she come 4rm delta state nd dem sabi jazz well nd nobody fit defy her.evry nyt na quarrel if e no b stealing of her bucket den na swapping of her bucket nd d person no go go free wif dat.na so she go quarrel disturb ppl wey wan sleep. Mtchew.

The maami market alcoholics

DrMeroThaEmperor:
The Parade ground evaders: these set of individuals usually hide in the Mosques, Clinic, Computer room, nearest bush, feign illness/leg pain/fainting or hungry, or inside OBS studio.

The Boys' Scout/ Man o' War/ Barracks boys: just be calm when you are marching next to them on the parade ground. They even instruct, direct & correct you more than the Army officers in charge.

The Cowards & Frail hearted: everything gets them scared. From "what is your name?" to "attention by number!"

The Tribalists: They believe their tribe is the only tongue in the country. I remember one guy (fellow corps member) speaking Yoruba to me at Yikpata camp. The moment I told him I'm a Deltan & barely understand Yoruba, he exclaimed, "Ahh... You are not a Nigerian if you don't speak one of the major languages especially Yoruba...."
Thank God for God and the 'regimented life in NYSC camps'


The Good Samaritans: this category of individuals is dominated by guys... PS: they don't render any 'Samaritan' services to their kinsmen- as in fellow men. Why is that? Your guess is as good as mine.

The 'whiners': They keep complaining about the whole NYSC scheme- The camp, the food, the location, the waste of time for one year, how they will go to the state capital or other major cities for their Primary Assignments, how they would have been in Abj, Lagos, A/Ibom, etc and how they will 'still go there.' . . . The problem with these guys is that you will still see them at monthly general CDS & realize that they are in a remote rural area in the same state.

The boasters: same as above.^^

You talk true. So you camp for Yiks City too

Alexbabybird:
You said 'required to wear tight-fitted vests'. In a situation whr a lady has big boobs and decides to hide them under loose vests, is it not allowed?

Yes of cause.. Any size white round collar t shirt

EmperorMGI:
Boss....Ur head dey dere!.
Very Correct!

I use to be a trouble maker in my platoon, it was fun though!

Lmao....Service year can never go wrong tho...Mallam sidi camp Gombe.kikikikikiiii

7. I must pass: This category of corpers are the sets who are yet to realize that NYSC is different from High Inst. they take all camp activities like school test. if they miss any, they nearly cry. even if you manage to tell them that certain activity is not compulsory, they may cut your head in return.

8. Extral Cool expert........................... never pray to partner with such on camp, may not sleep for the whole camp period.

smile

nurez305:
7. The smoker... this kind of person can smoke anywhere even in the hostel where many people sleep....so annoying

8. The guy man... this type of person think everyone are the same, they enter inside the bathroom where you are taking your bath without excuse and started their own at the same spot and you will be like WTF, the next thing you go be say, shey you no be guy man ni, forget jare. Some can even take their bath outside naked all because of guy man


Anyway camp is always fun sha

Oga Park well o, ifahear say I enter bathroom go bath. Na outside things, no time to queue
Wetin we Dey hide when we all be men... Hahahahhaa

Alexbabybird:
You said 'required to wear tight-fitted vests'. In a situation whr a lady has big boobs and decides to hide them under loose vests, is it not allowed?

can't seem to find any big boob in your dp

D junkies 2....

Medunah:
Can't wait to serve

[color=#006600][/color] don't worry, u would soon get over it. Anyway I sent u an email. Pls respond.

The "invisibles" : they wouldn't participate in any of the camp activities(sport etc) except the extra compulsory ones(parade, lectures) and u need to be extra observant to even notice them.

I belong to this group..Iseyin

[color=#006600][/color] I guess that's what u did

kennygee:
Those who are there to drink in Mammy and sleep with any willing partner.

[color=#006600][/color] You were know. Lol

Modsenemy:
Pple who are always looking for the camera man .

Facebook go hear am

Gaxx01:

Yes of cause.. Any size white round collar t shirt

ok..thanks

surelove:


You talk true. So you camp for Yiks City too

Harjet:
So on point! So u sef camp for yikpata

Yiks was hell years ago... Batch A, from March ... Hot and dry! But the place was much fun. Kinda miss it.

[color=#006600][/color] hmmmmmmmmm nobody forced them actually

rita25:
WHAT ABOUT THE CAMP DOGS THAT SLEEP WITH MORE THAN 10 PPLE BEFORE LEAVING CAMP?