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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 10:17pm On Apr 22, 2016
Everyone z entitled to his or her opinion, starting seasin 2
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 10:22pm On Apr 22, 2016
MY LIFE AS A YAHOO BOY SEASON TWO

EPISODE 1
When we got home that afternoon, I was yet to drink a cup of water when bro shoal started talking

Bro Shola : ife sit down there

Mum and dad also sat in the living room with us
Bro Shola : ife what’s your problem na
Me : Egbon wetin happen, when did you enter town ?
Bro shola : You are not okay, how old are you ?
Me : 20
Bro shola : Twenty , and you are still here, do you even care about your future ?
Me : (in my ind I was like wetin do this bros sef) Bros Wetin Happen Na ?
Bro shola : You parked away from here and you started working, thou I know mum and dad shouldn’t have allowed you and have blamed them on there on part. but seriously is money your problem ? what do you need that they are not providing for you, your mates are in the university chasing their dreams, you are here working as a factory worker in another mans company, seriously am disappointed in you, have always known you to be creative, so what went wrong with you?
Omo I was just looking at them ni, learners I a factory worker, jonzing things, I have plans for myself , my car is even beter than the one my brother is riding but still I can’t just let them know, because I can’t account for it.
Me : bros am sorry I fell your hand but it’s just that have gat needs .
And it’s some how having to be tasking dad and mum everyday.
Dad : shut up, stupid boy, (facing my brother)he never told me before leaving this house, trust me I won’t have accepted, I travelled and before I came back , he and his mother have made heir decisions without consulting me. And ever since then, anytime I call him, he won’t pick up my calls.
Me : dad is not like that
Mum : just keep quiet boy
Bro shola : have decided am taking you along with me to Abeokuta, so I can handle you well.
(omo a part of me was happy and another was vexed mehn #mixed feelings)
Me : Am not going bro
Mum : it’s been decided boy, you have no say, you have to continue your education, an y money you need m your brother would provide it for you.
Me : okay o
Dad kept giving me a bad look, bro shola was advicing me on my life for like 2hours and mum was also putting jara on top.
The whole discussion ended around 7:30pm
I accepted my fat, Abeokuta things, home of yy.
When I got into, my room, I contacted bosun and krish to update them about the whole stuff, they were sober for me sha, I told to them to help sell my car and send the money over.
That night I decided to check my mails and login to sites to see if the parole mami primate helped me with is really active.
It’s been seven days plus already, met a lot of messages mehn.
My gay maga had dropped an insultive message, I rushed a concrete insultive reply to him, he came online minutes after to start apologizing, me sef get yanga, until he proposed to apologies to me by giving me money. I Just played my games right, Miss Wellington wasn’t online, I replied her messages too. I updated my military paroles too and gave them a wise excuse for been offline lately.
I then later slept off.


To be Continued

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by McBrooklyn(m): 11:00pm On Apr 22, 2016
First to read! Oga Mainland, abeg increase your update to maybe twice or thrice cos bois dey learn oh! Like if you agree and share if you don't

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Preciousbouy(m): 2:44am On Apr 23, 2016
Na so second to coment grin grin cheesy[color=#990000][/color] Love this story abeg post am more for us ooo
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by sunnyeinstein(m): 5:57am On Apr 23, 2016
Mainland gbayiiii! We the abk creew dey wait you. No sha waka near my bae oo, if u try am na itoko jazz i go take finish you Ooo! tongue wink
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by zeyheed(m): 6:45am On Apr 23, 2016
Still following
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 10:51am On Apr 23, 2016
Episode 2
The next day have gotten over the shock already, Brother Shola took me to Abeokuta as planned. We got there I decided to abandon yahoo for a while because bro shola was always around, so he enrolled me in a lesson, I kept playing the obedient child, he obtained jamb form for me, and as a guy with a sharp brain, I was somehow brilliant so I passed jamb. Wrote my post utme and got admitted into FUTA.
That’s marked an important stage of in life because I would be eventually free.
Getting into futa wasn’t easy o, I read faa, I had no time for yahoo at all, I was just like every normal student.
My first year in school I was still a fresher so I ws always attending classes, I don’t attend parties because parties in futa then were like gay parties , futa was an technology school, so guys were much more than girls, therefore in the parties girls weren’t enough, and I can’t be dancing with guys. So I shunned social lifestyle. My Gp was really great in my 100 level. But everything changed when I met Krissh again.
It happened on Friday evening, I was coming back from MTS 101 class so I decided to greet my friends living off campus, they lived in a building called pinnacle, mehn that place was dope, boys were able to do things freely with no school rules, so it was the usual hangout for guys. i decided to just go and flex there that evening, got there and the guys were heading out.
Me: where you guys all going to ?
Segun: we are rolling to Genesis to flex oh, a guy from JABU is celebrating his birthday there, you can come along na.
I joined them to and we met people in the partying mood at Genesis, I sat by the pool side low key watching everything going on.
You know that moment when the MC was like, lets call in the celebrant to come and dance, lo and behold the celebrant was Krissh. Woaw how could Krissh be a JABU student the Krissh I knew was a no future ambition. Wonders shall never cease.
I was dazed I just kept to myself; immediately he was off hook I approached him
Me: Oh boy
Krissh: IFE!!!! (Looking at me) Iphekitan! Dead or Alive
ME: You are high, its I, am also surprised to see you here o.
Krissh: You just abandon us then after leaving with your brother. How did you get to Akure alaye we go discuss gan o
Me: woss that story for another time lets party hard now and talk later.
We were just hanging around each other. I was like the celebrant’s best friend because he was calling me to his side anytime his taking pictures with his bitches, we exchange contacts sha, and decided to meet up the next day. Hmmn it’s nice seeing my guy again, Krissh a.k.a. Casanova

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by tdemo(m): 11:29am On Apr 23, 2016
nice one bro.... you kept urs waiting for so long all de way u ar welcome
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by palugy(m): 3:33pm On Apr 23, 2016
cool..
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by dhesmond(m): 4:24pm On Apr 23, 2016
Nice one ifekitan
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by jibs4lv(m): 10:02pm On Apr 23, 2016
Ife oya roll on joor..
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by ONITIJU1: 10:04pm On Apr 23, 2016
keep the ball rolling!
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by McBrooklyn(m): 11:11pm On Apr 23, 2016
Mainland Or Iphekitan, this FUTA Wey you carry your story go . . . No go fall my hand with what you will type about FUTA Cos me sef be Futarian! BTW, are you a Futarian?

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by jibs4lv(m): 4:53pm On Apr 24, 2016
I don dey loose intrst on dis toritori sef cos is like dis guy dey form na
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by KingAfooBaba: 5:25pm On Apr 24, 2016
Baba... I Be FUTARIAN Ooh I be think say na real Story self... I for say make we Hook-up.. Lol
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by jephthal: 6:22pm On Apr 24, 2016
nice story thumbs up.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 1:47pm On Apr 25, 2016
Working oh dropping lengthy post

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by obiajulusam(m): 2:05pm On Apr 25, 2016
Iphekitan:
Working oh dropping lengthy post

Drop abeg, my blood de hot.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by shapman: 5:50pm On Apr 25, 2016
see as Ife swerve enter Futa. Baba we dey watch you cool cool
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 1:51am On Apr 26, 2016
Episode 3

The next day he was the one who called me first.

Krissh : hello

Me : hello who is this?

Krissh : chai see your life, so you didn't save my number yesterday?

Me : oh my nigga Krissh no vex jae, was to high that yesterday, guess i didn't remember to save it.

Krissh : no qualms now, when are you coming around now, You know we've got a lot to disscuss.

Me : just send me your address, i'd be there in a jiffy.

Krissh : okay would send that to you asap.

Hung up.
Sharply i took my bath and dressed up , I guess things just happen for a reason, am having a difficult time financially already and now krissh just showed up. Omo i guess i would go back to this yy stuff o, at least am yet to exercise the runs i did at mama Primate domot. Krissh just have to orientate me back, with the way he was talking last night, i know he is still a wire wire, just have to tag along. Few minutes later his messafe came him.

I headed out for his place, and arrived there around 12pm.
He lived off campus, in a 3 story building, he stays at the top flat, he alone, the other flats where habited by other guys who are students, i guess they are Into yy also, but krissh is mad oh, how can he aline be living in a flat, with 3rooms, a living room, a kitchen and store. That guys cassanova life won't kill him. Am sure it's because of girls, only God knows the number of girls he must have nailed in this building.
We sat in the living room to chit chat

At his place

Me : krissh , why the hell wpuld you be living in this area, i jnow you are a soicial freak, so why could you choose to live in roadblock of all places.

Krissh : you know the eke in this state are on fire, so one has to be very careful, am living a lowkey life here o.

Me : hmmmn wise you

Krissh : yea that aside, how far now, you should have hammered alot already, what's wrong?

Me : hmmmn my guy it's a long story o, lets just say am back on track now, have deviated alot previously, just update me about the latest formats and let me start clicking again.

Krissh : no problem na.
Will you keep living on campus?
Join me here now?

Me : oh boy futa strict o, just have to be careful, because they fit rusticated person at any slight issue.

Krissh : ok o

Me : i would be spending my weekends here sha.

That evening i copied all i needed from him, i set up bew accounts, a new me, hmmmn jagaban is here again. My maga must start to dey pay. It's actual time i could see if mama prinate's parole is active.


Spent my night at Krissh place, at night we were just boxing sites up like old times, it was fun been with my guy again.

That night i was already connected to clients, everything just seem easy for me.


The next day i left his place for my hostel very early in the morning, witj the peak i was last night. I just kept bursting mails. I was on my pc when my room mate kunle came in all of a sunden.

Kunle : guy you get issue o

Me : issue as how?

Kunle : where were you last night?

Me : how is that any of your business fa? Are you my father?

Kunle : you are sick faa. So you think you can just be doing anyhow abi. If anything happens, you forgot it's me they will ask first?

Me : whatever mind your business, our hustle differs jae

Still concentrated on my pc

Kunle : what are you doing on that lappy of yours, you are serious as if you are writing some project.

Me : guy you get issue oh, why can't you just mibd your business fa?


Kunle : hmmmn am sure you up to something, whatever it is i would know fot sure lastly, you can't hide anything from me you know.

Me : whatever, sha park well.

I was still sorting things out on my pc. A client agreed to pay, but i was having problems with recieving payment so i washed up and headed back to Krissh's domot asap.

To be continued

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by johnstar(m): 7:46am On Apr 26, 2016
Following
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by dapsonjegz(m): 1:17pm On Apr 26, 2016
EPISODE 4

Got to krissh's domot in no time, met him in the lIving rooM flexing with a bae, i wasn't suprised, good radiance to bad rubbish. Everytime girls!! Na only him waka come.
I walked him and gave him a lets talk look. He got the message i was trying to pass across, he took his bae to his room and came back to me at the living room.

Krissh : ife how far?

Me : i'm gentle o

Krissh : why the face?

Me : guy i need your help with payment stuff. Lost the contact of the guy who helps me with it in ib.

Krissh : How much does the guy charge you?

Me : 20% of the amount am getting

Krissh : that's much

Me : yeah, but at least it's something

Krissh : well i could help you set up your own medium of payment in minutes.

Me : ya! that's what am talking about.
That's why am here. My maga iz ready to bill up

Krissh : Oh it's a sharp sharp thing

Me : yeah o

Krissh : have you heard of token?

Me : nope

Krissh : chai you are really a learner

Me : anyhow unlearn me

Krissh : okay give me few minutes to clear this bae.

He went in, i was busy on my pc. 1 hour passed by krissh waa yet to show up. Is this guy mad, few minutes is becoming few hours.
30 minutes later he came out putting on singlet and Boxers hand in hand with the bae , she was fully dressed, in my mind i knew this foolish guy had choosen pussy over helping me, Am sure he just finished a match with the way he was sweating.
He walkes the girl out and came back to me..

Krissh : ife can you spend your night here, so we can do it at night, right now, i am tired faa.
Me : ypu dey craze faa. You askes for few minutes, you spent few hours, can't you just control yourself?
Krissh : guy you can't understand, can't let such a big fish get off the hook like that.
Me : you are high, so now after waiting endlessly , you want to post me fa, that ain't happening o, let's get to business.
Krissh : lolz no vex now, the girl was a machine, she was going non stop mehn.
Me : quit telling me your story abeg

Krissh : okay let me drink some extra joss, so i could have a enough energy.
He went to his fridge and brought two bottles of extra joss with two glass cup. He let him drink to his satisfaction but i joined him.
Krissh : ok now, let's get down to business.
He made a skype call to his friend who i suppose to be a yy also but stays abroad. He told the guy to get him an Account, the guy did sharply, and we create like two more accounts, one in south africa, another in malaysia, so we had full access to the accounts. He then told me once a payment had been made to the first Account which was in uk, i should transfer it to the 2nd Account then 3rd then 4th. I should then go cash it via western money via my Account.

Sharply i put that into test, billed up my maga that was online, the white nigga was forming had to get , i sent two nude pictures of the girl i was faking to be, to him. and gave him my perfect format, He concured straight up, i send my account details to him, and thanks to mobile banking , he transfer the money into my account. I didn't waste time, i wired it through the 4 accounts, and made a transfer from my malaysia account, so i got the money in naira. As in no stress at all.

Me : krissh maga don pay shout halleluyah

Krissh : oya ife toh sure. Lets celebrate now

Hmmmn i've learnt my lesson from my previous lifestyle in ib, tryibg no to spend wastefully but this a first payment in a long time. It's worth celebrating tho codedly.

Krissh and high headed for time out.
We were dancing with girls, Drinking and popping champagne, krissh was literally high, he even paid for all the expenses. We went back to his domot I was with a girl, and krissh two girls. I rushed my bae to krissh's second room. And played a tactical, breathe taking match With her.

She got tired oh, and i was still full of energy, chai frustration, i guess it's the work of that extra joss we took earlier, hmmmn no wonder krissh took two girls along, he Must have known the effect of the drink.

I masturbated a little and slept off
Hmmmn what a wonderful night

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 1:27pm On Apr 26, 2016
Thanks @dapsonjegz

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 2:46pm On Apr 26, 2016
Nice story. keep it coming bro.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Babyileso(f): 3:06pm On Apr 26, 2016
Saw thid story a while ago on a blog,re u still d owner of d blog?
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nochious123(m): 4:32pm On Apr 26, 2016
Babyileso:
Saw thid story a while ago on a blog,re u still d owner of d blog?


Please tell us the blog

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 5:33pm On Apr 26, 2016
thanks various blogs are posting it with my permission but am not the owner, working on creating mine
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Babyileso(f): 6:41pm On Apr 26, 2016
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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by palugy(m): 4:05pm On Apr 27, 2016
d updating slow oh
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Mykelpato(m): 10:55pm On Apr 27, 2016
Nice one bro, keep it coming smiley
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Ndukings92(m): 8:21am On Apr 28, 2016
nice ones
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by johnstar(m): 8:32am On Apr 28, 2016
Guy, nor b ur story b dis. U tif am jare

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