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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 7:35pm On May 14, 2016 |
nice... more ink to your pen. |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by jibs4lv(m): 6:01pm On May 16, 2016 |
Go on bro |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 9:52am On May 17, 2016 |
Two months of vacation went by, I seek ed opportunities where I could do my IT but none was encouraging, the highest payer was 20k. An amount I could make myself in a day. I felt IT was a waste of time self, if not that my 500level project is based on it, I would just be flexing at home First one week I was still at home making my doe, online, until I got a call from my elder bro, bro shola on a certain saturday evening. Bro shola : hello ife booni (hw are you?) Me : am good bro Bro shola : how far with your IT ? Me : bros am yet to find a place to work o Bro shola : Ahah, couldn't you have called to tellme, since you didn't call, I thought you've solved yourself out. Me : no vex bro Bro shola : okay I'd make some calls to my friends there. Me : ok bro, thanks would appreciate it. Hung up Not up to an hour, he called back. Bro shola : hello ife, what's that your course again. Me : computer science. Bro shola : very good, I have been able to call a friend of my that works in Phcn, so they have a slot there. I would forward his number to you. Make sure you call him today so you can resume latest monday. Me : okay, thank you bro, I'd call him right away. Bro shola : alryt take care. Hung up Hmmmn, this brother of mine sha An sms came through from my bro, I called the number straight. Me : hello good evening sir, this iphekitan sir. The caller : hello evening, this mark fenuga, how may I help you? Me : my brother gave me your number, he said he has spoken with you concerning an opening of a IT student. Mr mark : oh you are shola's brother. Me : yes sir. Mr mark : what's your discipline. Me : computer science. Mr mark : oh we could use a person like you, come to phcn office dugbe branch by 9 a.m on monday and give me a call when you are around. Me : okay thank you sir. Mr mark : alright be good. Hung up. Hmmmn I just hope this people can pay above 20k at least I fi manage 30k. ------------------------------------------------ Monday Morning I dressed smartly in a well ironed T-shirt and trousers, tucked in properly, nutted my tie, trying look very co-operate. I placed of my shakomended glass to match. I was looking dope and official. Tho I don't have much co-operate dresses, but if this job calls for it , I don't mind upgrading my wardrobe Headed to Phcn Office. I got there 9 a.m sharp. I called mr mark and he told me he would be with me shortly. So I sat and the waiting room. Thou there was A.C active but I was still sweating, you it's unlike me, a working boy in a co-operate arena. Fifteen minutes later Mr Mark came to the waiting room. He was looking around. He couldn't recognize me, neither could I recognize him, but by the was he was looking about, my instincts told me it was him, so I stood up to approach him. Me : good morning sir. Mr Mark : morning, iphekitan right? Me : yes sir. Mr Mark : ok sit, let me brief you, in the next 15mins you'd be called in for an interview, it's always handle by the director himself. You are most likely to be sent to the I.C.T unit. The I.C.T unit, am the team leader of the unit. We have been working on creating a mobile App, where by people can pay their electricity bills on their phones. The project has been on since last year, but no break through, so I guess we could use a fresh blood like you. Me : okay sir. Mr Mark : like I said just relax, the director would call you in any moment from now, and it's possible you might start working instantly. Me : yeah sir, am prepared. Mr Mark : okay I have to go now. He stood up and leave. Mehn a part of me wanted to ask him about the details on salary, but I comported myself, so they won't see me as a money monger that I am truly am. After few minutes, a lady dressed in a black suit and trousers came by. The lady : hello are you here for the interview. Me : yes ma. The lady : okay come along. I stood up to follow her, she led me to the directors office, I guessed the lady was the secretary, she closed the door on me and left. The director was a man in his early sixties, he was dressed in shirt and trousers, and he has like those prof glasses on, from where I sat , I noticed her has a pot belly, in my mind I was like this man looks like person wey jahhh. Me : good morning sir. He looked at me via his glasses. Director : morning, have your sit. The interview session wasn't up to 30minutes, he threw me series of questions and I was flowing with him, later on the interview became a casual talk, because he shifted the topic to "talks about girls" and I was also flowing, later he started talking about beers, I told him I loved trophy most and guess what, it was his best drink also. Eventually he said I could have the job and told me, he and I would be hanging our every friday. Ish it's nothing. At the end, he told me the pay was 40k per month for IT students, mehn I was in smiling mode, he then referred me back to the secretary who led me to the ICT unit of the company 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Ndukings92(m): 10:35am On May 17, 2016 |
this is game, thumbs up bro.more pls! |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Evansjj(m): 1:36pm On May 17, 2016 |
Am enjoying this story keep up the good work. |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by odifyz(m): 1:50pm On May 17, 2016 |
nice one.. guy please try making your post longer and post quick also.. #more blessings |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Lazo22(m): 5:25pm On May 17, 2016 |
Nice one bro |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Olibboy: 11:45pm On May 17, 2016 |
bro. wetin u sabi for programming |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by nairayouthcom(m): 9:51pm On May 20, 2016 |
Come here nd finish dis shit now |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Bj5all(m): 1:07pm On May 21, 2016 |
Ife, i dey warn u sternly. Come and finish this story and let me rest. How u go keep old man like me for suspense for morethan 2 months. Guy I dey vex oooooo. FINISH THIS STORY OR............... na joke ooool |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by ScribeIt: 1:11pm On May 21, 2016 |
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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by hardhedhoyin(m): 4:38pm On May 21, 2016 |
Pls come and complete this story now, it's been dragging for so long. |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by aumeehn: 10:58am On May 24, 2016 |
Guy come continue this story asap! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by darrie20(m): 1:23am On May 25, 2016 |
johnstar:would like to believe that was a mistake and it wasn't intended |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by LeoHezzy(m): 2:48pm On May 25, 2016 |
Ife what is the update.... |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Tolux419(m): 8:15pm On May 25, 2016 |
Guys don't mind iphekitan, read the completed version of the story here => w w w . H i t 1 6 . T k |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by odifyz(m): 8:35am On May 26, 2016 |
Tolux419:guy Afa, dere is nothing dere o |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 6:07pm On May 26, 2016 |
Sorry guys av been very busylately you can follow the story at tosinsilverdam.com Would start updating here next wik |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Kakamorufu(m): 9:02am On May 27, 2016 |
Iphekitan:40k for NEPA office. u kidding me. well its all fiction |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by muhamadnur: 2:48pm On May 27, 2016 |
where are you at. |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Bishop(m): 11:01pm On May 28, 2016 |
jib6 I would like to see how you look knotting a tie on t-shirt, good story line though keep improving, |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Vaxt(m): 9:35am On May 29, 2016 |
Where dis mainland guy, na this thing wey him do na em make militant show back, make them no pay u visit Ooo |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by odifyz(m): 9:38am On May 29, 2016 |
guys give me the right to post d story and give the credit to mainland |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Vaxt(m): 9:40am On May 29, 2016 |
odifyz:u re covered, post it hot n fresh 1 Like |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by dopeJemi: 9:41am On May 29, 2016 |
odifyz: Carry on, post it |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by emyblinkx(m): 2:58pm On May 29, 2016 |
guy kum post na na dis kind behavior make me kill 2 business men yesterday |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by odifyz(m): 3:46pm On May 29, 2016 |
A working boy in a co-operate arena, hmmmn,that was
me, The I.C.T unit comprises of I, Mr Mark, a lady
called sandra who i later got to know as an I.T student
like me, and two other guys. Tge two other guess didn’t
seem sociable to me, so we don’t rap that much except
on work basis. It was glaring that sandra was a social
freak from her mode of dressings, i and her her were
kinda close, most times we go home together in the
same bus, she stays around apata, while i stay at odo
ona, she had to pass through my area to get to her
area. From our frequent conversations i denoted that
she’s a student of Lautech and a computer scientist
also.
Majorly our work was to update the customers
payments in company’s database and to monitor and
take readings of meters of each houses under dugbe
branch from tge computer.
The ICT office was a big office and each and everyone
of us had a separate chair and table, with a complete
set of desktop computer.
I wasn’t able to bring my system tobeork to hustle, so
as not to get exposed, so most times went am not busy
innthe office, i’d be working on the Mobike App Project,
i find programming interesting so it was like fun to me.
The two other guys who i met in the office were the one
handling the project intially but they were yet to maka
a breakthrough, Mr mark told them to share their
experience with me but they didn’t, they just refered me
to their systems to copy the App details and i started
working on creating the App on my own.
This office life was really affecting my personal time,
tho it taught me to keep to time, i wake up by 5a.m and
resume to office by 8a.m ,and the office closes at 6pm
,except of fridays when we close by 4pm, we don’t
work on weekends at all, so weekends were the only
time i’ve got to hustle, i stay up all day and all night to
update my clients, i couldn’t really do dating for the
moment,because i need constsnt updating for dating
which i don’t have the time for at the moment,so i just
do goods, and most times am on Ebay doing
overpayment. i was making money.
On a certain Friday evening as fate would have it, i was
packing my stuff, getting ready to go home soon as
usual when sandra came to bombard me.
Sandra : hello handsome
Me : hi pretty.
Sandra : seems you are in a hurry to go home.
Me : I guess so.
Sandra : wait what are you always going home to do in
haste every friday.
Me : nothing, just going to have time to rest.
Sandra : hmmm shio, thats how you will be doing as if
you don’t know anything.
Me : ahah what do you mean?
Sandra : it’s obvious, written all over your face.
Me : Sandra i don’t get you.
She stood closer to me, others were beginning to stare
and listening, i noticed she noticed also but seem like
she doesn’t care..
Sandra : hmmm how about we hang out this evening
and just have fun.
Me : (i have to take all the attention away) have your
sit and stop embarassing me.
Sandra : ish don’t mind them thats how they would be
staring like a gay, you are the only one who seem
manly in this office.
Me : thanks for the compliment, so what were you
saying about us haging out.
Sandra : yeah.
She was about to talk when Mr. MARK came into the
office.
Mr mark : ife the director calls for you.
Me : ok sir.
It been over a month have been working here and the
last time i entered the director’s office was the day i
was interviewed, only God knows why his calling me.
I headed for hus office. I met the smiling secretary by
her cubicle, i greeted her and she told me to go in. I
went in and met the director about to leave, he was also
packing his bag.
Me : good afternoon sir.
Director : afternoon boy, what’s the time of today’s
match.
Me : 6p.m
I wasn’t really a soccer fan, but i remsin current.
Director : ok hold this brief case fir me, we are leaving
the office together, we would goto bank first to deposit
the days money before branching the viewing centre.
(in my mind iwas like, why me?, besides why would a
man in his early sixties be intrigued about a football
match)
Me : ok sir i need to pick on my bag in the office.
Director : ok do so and join at the car garage.
Me : ok sir.
I zoomed off back to the office, geez who told him am
interested in watching any match.
By the time i got to the office, sandra had already left
but i saw a note on my table, with the inscription ” your
place, 9pm”. Chai what’s she trying to pass across,
“my place, as in she’s coming over, geez does she
even know my place, i Bleeping live with my parent so
how am i suppose to bring a lady in by 9a.m, such an
awkeard time of the day. Geez really didn’t know what
to do. I picked up my bag and joined the Director by the
company’s car park.
To Be Continued… CREDIT TO MAINLAND 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by odifyz(m): 3:48pm On May 29, 2016 |
guys manage am. copied tho from d original source |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by kikayboss(m): 3:56pm On May 29, 2016 |
odifyz:lol..me set don read am pass here....i reach where him stuff......... abeg mk una wait for broda tzIphekitan |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by odifyz(m): 4:22pm On May 29, 2016 |
d story is getting boring. |
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by dopeJemi: 4:57pm On May 29, 2016 |
odifyz: Gimme link to the original post 1 Like 1 Share |
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