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Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by Qmerit(m): 9:53pm On Jun 26, 2016
Thank God positive news re coming up.
Some people would ve preferred pipeline vandalised, NDA warn FG! Militants sent letter to NNPC to close down, fulani held's men kills at will and boko haram kidnap villagers would have make some individuals celebrate but! You know what God pass them!

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Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by Qmerit(m): 9:53pm On Jun 26, 2016
Thank God positive news re coming up.
Some people would ve preferred pipeline vandalised, NDA warn FG! Militants sent letter to NNPC to close down, fulani held's men kills at will and boko haram kidnap villagers would have make some individuals celebrate but! You know what God pass them!
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by muller101(m): 9:56pm On Jun 26, 2016
As usual it will be pumped out from ND soil.
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by bejeria101(m): 9:58pm On Jun 26, 2016
May? We are in june biko!
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by Seeeeeeee: 10:01pm On Jun 26, 2016
ElPadrino33:
Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....
na u thief the remaining 1k na...

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Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by bjsure(m): 10:04pm On Jun 26, 2016
What different those it makes? When they no bomb no more citizens still living on 1dollar per day, economy poor, citizen who steal food to eat will be sentence to 7 years in jail if not dead by hanging, politician and rich ppl who loot billions of dollars will only asked to return 1 million. Let them blow anything, who cares ?
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by ALAYORMII: 10:05pm On Jun 26, 2016
arsenal33:

it doesn't happen overnight


And since when have we seen that this oil is a curse??

What are the terrorists (sorry militants) fighting for??


If we had other sources of generating revenue, would some people be quick to say our oil??


We neglected other resources because of oil and you're still saying it doesn't happen overnight


Abeggi, something needs to be done and quick
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by LeProdigy(m): 10:07pm On Jun 26, 2016
crude oil production "May" hit ... bla blaa. this government and future tense
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by Akissani: 10:12pm On Jun 26, 2016
ElPadrino33:
Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....
if u can't find the missing 1K, den return the laptop
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by stevedeey(m): 10:12pm On Jun 26, 2016
That's the problem of a country that depends on single commodity. We need to shift from the paradigm of doing little with much to doing much with little. The abundance from the oil seems to be a curse than blessing to Nigerians. We need to move a step higher if we must solve our problems.
Herbert Einstein once said- 'the significant problems that we face cannot be solved at the same level we were at when we created them'
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by bigtt76(f): 10:13pm On Jun 26, 2016
oooh pulesssse ....is it not APC again? They will soon come out to disclaim this grin at least three versions will come out before we know the true state of things tongue
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by bigtt76(f): 10:14pm On Jun 26, 2016
GBAM!!!! grin

Akissani:
if u can't find the missing 1K, den return the laptop
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by davodyguy: 10:17pm On Jun 26, 2016
Akissani:
if u can't find the missing 1K, den return the laptop

Epic response
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by manunkind: 10:19pm On Jun 26, 2016
babyfaceafrica:
Ipod yoots and their brodas NDA will be sad..hope the won't blow pipelines again?
you are afraid to go back to farm work, go back to farm stop putting ur hope on our oil hahaha
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by manunkind: 10:23pm On Jun 26, 2016
ALAYORMII:
Can we just get off this oil dependence and go farming and other things



A lecturer of mine once said (jokingly) that Nigeria is so blessed that if you put a seed in ur armpit it will germinate


Can't we explore other mineral resources


Crude oil has been more curse to Nigeria than a blessing cos before the advent of oil we were doing better than now
true talk ever since oil was discovered aboki and the rest no go farm again oooo
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by manunkind: 10:25pm On Jun 26, 2016
arsenal33:

why don't you go and get a job
see dis 1 dey fear to go back to farm lol oil madness
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by manunkind: 10:27pm On Jun 26, 2016
arsenal33:

it doesn't happen overnight
oil happen over night abi farmer, open ur eyes obj and atiku done ready u can start with cutlass ok
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by manunkind: 10:30pm On Jun 26, 2016
StepTwo:
while this is on, i hope the Nigerian Government doesnt go back to its sit forgetting ther's still that fire under the chair.

Kachukwu seems to be the only minister in Buhari's cabinet that knows what he is doing.

thumps up to him.
you think he knows what he is doing zombie
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by Duru009(m): 10:31pm On Jun 26, 2016
Later u will cum n tell us no money.....
"has dre ever been money with govt"....
U hav wasted one year n a month already..
"Keep deceivin ur clueless self"
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by manunkind: 10:34pm On Jun 26, 2016
[quote author=LeProdigy post=46960292]crude oil production "May" hit ... bla blaa.
this government and future tense [/quote lol them know how to package English fulish people
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by StepTwo: 10:40pm On Jun 26, 2016
manunkind:
you think he knows what he is doing zombie

yes, he knows what he is doing.






no, am not a zombie or wailer or whatever you jobless fellas have decided to cathegorize urseves into.


just move on.

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Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by babyfaceafrica: 10:45pm On Jun 26, 2016
manunkind:
you are afraid to go back to farm work, go back to farm stop putting ur hope on our oil hahaha
one millitant spotted,when will you blow anoda pieline?..its what you do for living

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Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by obailala(m): 10:54pm On Jun 26, 2016
davodyguy:
Some once said couple of days ago, that its takes about 2-3 days to fix a damaged crude pipeline, but the children of hate and that of self distruct didn't believe him. They hailing the criminals avengers, who thought they could really shut down Nigerians oil export to Zero. Even under obj, Nigeria successfully did 1.6-1,7mbpd, despite kidnappings and vandalism.

The pipelines are similar to how you fix you damaged water pipes at home,

Steps involved

Shut down supply through the pipe affected.
Get welders and welding machines to that spot.
Replace damaged portions, weld back, paint if need be and hours after, test if there's no more lick. If this' confirmed, you resume normal production.

Repairs can be done in hours, depending on the extent of damage
Bro, fixing a damaged oil and gas pipeline to code acceptable standards is far far more complex than what you just typed there.

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Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by davodyguy: 11:01pm On Jun 26, 2016
obailala:
Bro, fixing a damaged oil and gas pipeline to code acceptable standards is far far more complex than what you just typed there.
But it will never take months or weeks, since technology is improving and the IOC are prepared knowing fully well of anticipated hostilities and restiveness in the delta
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by wordychap: 11:34pm On Jun 26, 2016
ElPadrino33:
Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....
97k = 50k + 50k - 3k
97k = 49k + 49k - 1k

You're owing 98k and you kept 1k, so u subtract the 1k from the 98k to get the amount you bought the laptop (97k).

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Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by elopee3000(m): 12:09am On Jun 27, 2016
davodyguy:


To hell with any person, group or sect that delights only in bad news and want Nigeria to fail. WTH is wrong with them?

Jonathan was given the opportunity to lead by almost all Nigerians in 2011, but he failed after 4 years? I supported Jonathan wholeheartedly in 2011 and after failing, I campaigned against him in 2015, without any regret.

I will criticize buhari only after 3 years. Jonathan way the president of Nigeria from May, 10th 2010 after Year adua died and by 2014, we were tired of him. Bihari has 2 more years to convince us if he would be swept away or not.

As for the avengers, they can suck their poo for all I care.
The N

Long Live Buhari
Long Live Osinbajo
Long Live well meaning Nigerians.
For ever live Nigeria as a country
Short live for all those who wish eveil for Nigeria and Nigerians.
to northerners they believe nigeria will be the same for ever i laugh in cambodia, dangote is building refinary in badagry i hope the crude oil will be sent send to badagry with recharge card or will the oil be taking from nd region ? to the malams in the north nothing last for ever if u doudt check former yugoslavia or former soviet union of former sudan nothing last for ever ,oga eme unu vum nanya
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by americanigga(m): 12:14am On Jun 27, 2016
ElPadrino33:
Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....

The question is not correct. Why add 49k+49k+1k ? You are supposed to add 49k+49k +2k(amount refunded to mum and dad)=100k

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Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by teebillz: 12:51am On Jun 27, 2016
dre11:
I just hope those destroyer (rouges) called Avengers will allow it come to pass.




because we need to tap into the oil market when the crude oil prices is still high

This is the type of attitude exhibited by Ameachi that Kachikwu stood against. You are not helping the government.
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by anyicash(m): 1:23am On Jun 27, 2016
kozmokaz:
2.3 kini


if more pipelines no blow bfr Wednesday ...mk I know wetting cause am
Ok? na una abi?
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by BarryX(m): 1:29am On Jun 27, 2016
davodyguy:


[s]To hell with any person, group or sect that delights only in bad news and want Nigeria to fail. WTH is wrong with them?


As for the avengers, they can suck their poo for all I care.
The NA are still treating them with kid gloves cos its obvious that their criminal activities is not really affecting the economy as much as they wanted Nigerians to believe.[/s]
You are the problem with Nigeria, you are not aware of it yet.

Do some deep introspection of your comment , the reality of your thought and hate chants will be almost visible to you.
Re: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by sindan: 1:30am On Jun 27, 2016
mccoy47:
Ok. So wat about our light?
Abi All power belongs to God?


cheesy cheesy una no go kee me, which wan be all power belongs to God. ..chai

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