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13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by adewumiopeyemi(m): 9:03am On Aug 03, 2016
13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships adewumiopeyemi “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”
1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading” Cc: Lalasticlala

Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by adewumiopeyemi(m): 9:03am On Aug 03, 2016
make i book space.. first cool cool grin grin
Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by adewumiopeyemi(m): 9:05am On Aug 03, 2016
2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.

Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by adewumiopeyemi(m): 9:05am On Aug 03, 2016
3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”.

Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by Nobody: 9:06am On Aug 03, 2016
adewumiopeyemi:
make i book space.. first cool cool grin grin

smh undecided
Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by adewumiopeyemi(m): 9:06am On Aug 03, 2016
4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.

Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by ReInstalled(m): 9:07am On Aug 03, 2016
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Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by adewumiopeyemi(m): 9:07am On Aug 03, 2016
5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”

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Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by adewumiopeyemi(m): 9:08am On Aug 03, 2016
6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.

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Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by adewumiopeyemi(m): 9:09am On Aug 03, 2016
7 7. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”

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Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by adewumiopeyemi(m): 9:10am On Aug 03, 2016
8. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.

Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by adewumiopeyemi(m): 9:11am On Aug 03, 2016
9. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”
Mugabe (1)

Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by adewumiopeyemi(m): 9:12am On Aug 03, 2016
10.”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.

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Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by adewumiopeyemi(m): 9:13am On Aug 03, 2016
11.”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public.”

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Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by adewumiopeyemi(m): 9:13am On Aug 03, 2016
12. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”

Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by lirusehn(m): 9:14am On Aug 03, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by adewumiopeyemi(m): 9:14am On Aug 03, 2016
13. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”

Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by mizzbouqui(f): 9:22am On Aug 03, 2016
smiley
Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by seuncyrus(m): 9:25am On Aug 03, 2016
if he truely said all these , this man is brilliant
Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by Sapphire86(f): 9:36am On Aug 03, 2016
He just quit presidency and become a comedian.... grin

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Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by chachanga: 9:37am On Aug 03, 2016
11th pic's mad scary
Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by Nobody: 9:38am On Aug 03, 2016
But wait ooo, ds man really say all this?
Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by firstking01(m): 9:44am On Aug 03, 2016
Hehehehehe @no 10grin
Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by Sphilip1(m): 9:53am On Aug 03, 2016
Lol... This man is awesome... Love his quotes
Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by dumie(f): 10:02am On Aug 03, 2016
This man cracks me up

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Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by ChappyChase: 10:14am On Aug 03, 2016
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Laugh wan cut my throat.....
Number 2 and 11 got me real hard....
Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by Michizzy(f): 10:26am On Aug 03, 2016
I still can't believe he said all those. Lol!
Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by Nobody: 10:32am On Aug 03, 2016
Make I pin here fess
Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by Nobody: 10:41am On Aug 03, 2016
Life experience
Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by BrosMayowa(m): 10:44am On Aug 03, 2016
10 &13 ehn
Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by lawrencedash01(m): 10:52am On Aug 03, 2016
Hhehehe. Dis man, true legend
Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by AyamConfidence(m): 3:02pm On Aug 03, 2016
Did Mugabe really say all that....dyammm.. lalasticlala

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